ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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From other thread:
>Oh shit. How much do I have to go through?

>I have an incest fetish, and to add on to the degeneracy: I have a crush on my 13 year old cousin.

>Fuck me, right?

>>724433818
The one bullet theory to the JFK assassination is real. My company makes magical bullets that make multiple gunfire noises when shot, zig-zag through the air, hit a body from multiple directions (sometimes at the same time) and is completely whole (not at all damaged) when recovered. You can be a mediocre sniper and still drop your target, only basic skill required. We have other forms of magic projectiles too. The price is the same as any other ammo in regular guns n ammo store, but you need to buy a membership. Membership is a one time fee of the low low price of your immortal soul. Like you are ever going to use that. Offer void if no soul is present to trade for membership.

I'm a wizard as of 6 months ago.

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copy/paste from last thread, but original anon
>be me
>go with fuckbuddy to sex shop
>joke about flavoured lube
>decide to buy it
>use it later in the day
>a day later
>fuckbuddy and her boyfriend are fucking in the room next door
>bf says "you taste sweeter than usual"
>fuckbuddy starts laughing
>i hold my laugh in but start wheezing like a kettle
he's so blind

I have nudes of some of my female friends that they don't know exist.

>>724434219
Share, faggot

>>724433818
I jerk off to Japanese lesbian scat porn. I don't know why.

>>724434242
i shared a couple in the nipple color thread. i'll share more if you get me a hot pic of ariana grande.

>>724434159
>Listening to people have sex

That makes your whole lie fall apart friend

>>72443433
i am a huge cuck thank you

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>>724434219
>>724434242
>>724434330
sneak peak

I shower with other guys fairly often, i dk why but it is kinda fun, for lack of a better word. mostly my friend/housemate and my nephews. Ill admit nephews are pretty cute. no overt homosex stuff though, but still not something i would tell people about irl

Everybody thinks I am a nice, stable person.
However, I fucked over 20 prostitutes, sucked guys, now I fuck as many girls from tinder as I can. Will probably fuck some guy's wife and he will watch.
Probably this isn't a big deal, but I am sure people who know me and how I present myself every day, would probably be disgusted.

Some times at work I take random decisions, but they always somehow turn out to be the right decisions and it seems like I know what I am doing and I get praised by my boss. mfw

>>724433818
Nothing groundbreaking, but my gf thinks I've given up porn. Also I masturbate to Facebook pictures of her best friend all the time.

sometimes i bump threads

I fantasise about my parents death so my friends pity me and give me attention. Also, I'm a 22 y/o virgin with low self esteem and much self hatred. I'm pathetic

When my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf. their parents are hardcore jesusfags so they are sheltered kids, especially when it comes to nudity/sex. she is the 1st girl they've ever seen naked up close. They have showered with just me lots of times and it's not an issue at all but their parents would freak out if they knew she was with us also.

>>724433818
I secretly want to fuck my boss up the ass.

>>724434524
Dude. How can she not now the photo exists if she sent it to someone with a caption? Hard harder on your fictional stories next time.

I ate my own shit while fantasizing about some weird degradation sex i was 16 or so i dont even know but so fucking weird, afterwards I literally threw up, clogging the sink. I got a class and scooped up the bits (i saw my own shit in a puddle of puke)

lowest moment of my life so far

>>724435957
I do that too

I think that means that you are lonely with no self respect at all

>>724436037
glass* not class

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I fucked my little sis when she was passed out at a party, fucked my mom one Christmas when she was drunk af and come on b/ in the hope I'll find nudes of my daughter so I can masterbate furiously to them. Pic very unfortunately not related.

I write bestiality stories for cash. Well, honestly I just write general fetish stories but my fan base and requests are almost entirely bestiality related.

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Are you traing to say that all of the internet stories are bullish it ?

>>724436459
What's wrong with making stories up, pleasing people (in a way) and make money with it??

>>724436571
Because if anybody found out the subject of what I write, they'd probably never speak to me again and call me a sick fuck, etc.

>I've also written loli stories
>One piss story
>Fisting, gloryholes, etc
>Whatever fetish people want, I don't care as long as they pay me
But 90% of what people request has been bestiality ever since the first one. And that's the one most people would object to.

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>>724436318
cool story bro 0/10

>>724434531
>nephews are pretty cute
What do you like best about their body?

I enjoy putting girls and boys over my knee for a bare bottom spanking.

>>724436804
Well you see that's the problem with 4chan nowadays. No one believes you even when stories are true.

>>724435995
That sounds like textbook creepy uncle. How old are they?

>>724433818
I have more secrets than I want to list here.

Let's see where to start. Oh, I know for a fact there is a video circulating out there of four or five year old me (attempting) having sex with my baby sitter.

>>724437323
there isnt any one specific thing but they have cute faces and nice asses. they are uncut also which im glad about.

>>724433818
I'm a pervert

I have a collection of stolen underwear from ~20 girls I know. Spend 15 years doing that shit.

I also am sexually attracted to 7-15 year old girls.

>>724437595
Asses are my favorite, which is no surprise with my spanking interest. Uncut is best.

>>724437554
imo its not creepy. ages 6, 7,10

>>724437579
does she have it?

>>724434098
it actually could happen. bullets to strange things when they hit bone. and connelly was bent at a strange position since he was turning at the time, so. it's not as weird as the conspiracy guys would have you think. and the carcano is a shit rifle, but a good marksman like oswald that had some time with it could have made those shots, even if he just got lucky. it did take him 3 rounds.

>>724436318
How hard is it to creep your own daughter. srs. just camera her room

>looking on 4chan for nudes of your daughter
Not all girls have nudes roaming around the internet

You know everything.

>>724437749
imo boys' asses are just as nice as girls'.

i've always wanted to watch my stepdaughter do a 10 nigger blowbang. her little pink lips would look so sweet wrapped around every black dick she could get up at the liquor house.

>>724438044
Ever get to touch them? Massage or spank?

>>724434524
How does she not know this exists if she took it herself?

>>724437919
I have no clue, the video is old, very old. I don't know who put it out there.

There's a landwhale I want to fuck pretty bad, so I creep her occassionally and cumshop her pictures

>>724438154
shes ded

>>724437940
She doesn't live with me or that would be a given.

>>724438108
Ive touched them quite a bit if they werent old enough to shower/bathe alone and needed help. only the 6yo needs help now.

Ive had sex with my mom more than a few times. It stops when i have a gf though.

>>724438472
Nice and smooth.

>>724438543
very.

>>724438660
You should put him across your lap now and again. Playful if you won't involve yourself in uncle discipline.

>>724438529
Story? How did it began?

>>724438951
nah, too far/risky

>>724439251
Maybe a little love pat in the shower.

>>724438976

I was 12 and we shared a one bedroom apartment because that was all we could afford. I would sleep in her bed, and when i thought she was asleep i would masturbate. She would wear cute little nightgowns and i was young so i couldnt help it.

She just started touching me one night while i was going at it. I was scared i'd been caught but she didnt let me worry for more than minute before she went down on me in the dark.

I learned after a few months that she was usually awake next to me and just pretending to be asleep.

I think part of why she started with me was because she felt bad that i didnt have stuff or a room of my own like other kids.

I have micropenis that I have to rub like a clitoris to masturbate

>>724439861
And on todays show on shit that never happened.

http://url.vin/9Aw1 ....shhhhh......

>>724440069
its a virus, isn't it?
nice digits though

>>724434159
Had this happen to me and realization only dawned after. Wasn't too happy.

>>724433818
My secret is that I harbor deep hatred for people that write in books. In sharpie. I want to hear their skin sizzle in the heat of the pyre I build for them.

>>724433818
My 11yo brother wets the bed still and I've been stealing his diapers and getting off in them because the material makes me diamonds.

>>724440681
You should offer to clean him up and spend a while doing so.

>.MOAR TEENS HERE.<

http://theladies.pw

>>724440760
I've changed him before because hes a spazz and can't put them on right. Usually I just diaper him up at bedtime and he is fine until morning. He doesn't wear during the day so he just tosses it and showers when he wakes up. Only gotta change him when he is sleeping and its about to burst.

>>724441002
If he's uncooperative you can use the 'diaper position' and slap those pearly white cheeks of his.

>>724436685
How do you make money? Do people buy your story or do you make money thru advertisment? Do you have your own website?

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>724442126
Eh?

imgay

>>724442577
dubs don't lie

I only get turned on with rape porn, seeing them struggle and cry is one of the only things that gets me wet

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My sister fucks nigger
she brags about it
she stays at his nigger house
tells us how much better it is than out own

I see a new key on her keyring
I take it when she is a sleep
go to Lowes and make a copy
come back and replace key

I look at her phone and see an address in the maps section
I go there when nigger is at work
I am in niggers house
I am at niggers computer
I see pictures of my sister with a nigger dick in her mouth
I email them to our family and everyone else pictures of sister sucking nigger dick
"SUCK IT WHITEY"
I set niggers couch on fire as I leave

Get home later hear screaming and yelling
sister runs from house crying with her bags
I go inside "Whats Up?"
Get told to stay in my room

Later I hear that Nigger thinks Sister burned his house down because of pictures
Later I hear that sister is living in park

I get to move into bigger bedroom and get a car from money parents are saving for sisters schooling

we don't mention her name anymore at dinner
Parents say "they are happy I'm a normal young man!"

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I like big tits.

>>724442808
Moar pls

>>724437989
Prove it.

>>724442966
Pics or GTFO

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Sometimes when I'm home alone, I try on my sister's clothes and it usually ends in masturbation.

Yes, it's usually to the idea of being fucked by a stronger guy.

I've come to an epiphany that I only do this because of my virginity (big surprise, I know), so desperate for ass I pretend I am the ass.

After I come I usually don't feel it anymore, so it's infuriating when the feeling comes back every couple of weeks.

I have an asian femdom fetish.

>>724442414
If he's being a brat, get him to lift his legs up and hold them with his arms (or you do it) and spank him. It's like the position you hold a baby in when they are being changed.

>>724433818
I'm fucking my high school math/PE teacher. He has a 9 inch dick and is married w 3 kids.

He's cute and is going through a midlife crises right now. lol

He took my virginity two years ago.

>>724443256
I have none

I save this thread and I am confessing

I have confessed here on this thread for over 5 years now

I will one day find my sister and tell her after our parents pass

I sent the nigger an annversery card that 1st year with a burnt match in it

>>724443599
Pics?

I wish I could relive my highschool years without the knowledge I have now, but with the lack of caring about my future I have now.

I have a diaper fetish and I have 3 or 4 guys who I flirt with on a regular basis by posting pics of myself in diapers

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>>724443599
>Math/PE teacher
must be white because of the math
>9 inch dick
I'm not sure he is white now
>wife/3kids
ruin his life and tell his wife, he is using you as a whore

>>724443531
Ah. That probably won't happen. I've only spanked him ~10ish times so far this year and he is too embarrassed to act up during diaper stuff.

>>724443832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo6tbPAIkcY

I really enjoy my own company and not having to be around other people, so sometimes I just refuse to pick up the phone when friends call and then either make an excuse or simply don't get back to them. But I'm still afraid of eventually not having anywhere to go at all because I alienated my few friends for some fleeting me-time.

A friend called eight times yesterday, probably wanting to hang out - I laid my phone screen down with sound and vibration off and watched Arrival.

>>724443869
How do you usually spank him? There's always room for some reminder swats. It'll do him good to remember who's in charge.

>>724442283
Can't believe this thread's still up, found the (you)

I post my writing on Hentai-Foundry and people contact me about commissions and pay me through paypal, some of them get put up, some of them don't, depends what the person wants written, if it's against the rules of the site, and if they want it to be private or public.

>>724440426
Go on

>>724444088
Bent over my knee or standing up, depends where we are. Sometimes I feel bad about it, but I feel justified seeing the kids at his school who act much worse.

Ok

Aha

>>724434531
How old are the nephews?

Women have absolutely no interest in dating me, but constantly want to fuck me.

Not only that, I'm constantly told I have "a perfect dick" in appearance, and almost every girl that's seen my ass has wanted to fuck it and complained my ass is nicer than theirs.

So literally all they care about is below my waist and it really sucks.

Aside secret: I've sold dick pictures to men for cash. One of them paid "$10 per inch I showed him" so he gave me $70 for a single picture since that's all I needed to buy a thing I wanted.

>>724444302
You shouldn't feel bad about it. He needs that reminder. Is it on his bare butt? How long would a usual spanking go for?

>>724443832
My dad is a math teacher.

And I found out he had a daugther with one of his former students.
The whore told his boyfriend it was his and they ran to another city..

I found out because my "sis" added me on facebook.

The bitch is 19 and pregnant

>>724443832
He's white. White dick tastes nice t b h.

No I like him and I came onto him after a PE class. Fucked him in the "storage room".

He tried to resist, but I started sucking his dick and shaking my latina butt... ( ＾◡＾)

>>724437579
pics or didn't happen

>>724435995
What do they think of seeing her naked lol? Have any of you gotten aroused?

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>>724440884

I'm 24/m and wearing nothing but a diaper and a tshirt.

>>724444629
Its usually bare butt. Sometimes he pulls them down and sometimes I do. If I don't pull down his underwear on the first go, he gets off lucky. He usually doesn't even wear any though so meh. Spankings are usually under five minutes but they can go up to 20+ if he is being a little shit.

>>724445548
Do you have wickr?

I killed a guy 16 years ago.

>>724445667
wickr?

>>724445947
messaging app
or do you have email?

i've had a rash for like 5 months that i ignored, but now it's finally going away because i'm treating it. not sure why i left it for so long.

>>724445996
I have email, why?

Lost my virginity to a cougar aged 43 when I was 17. Came in her mouth in about 5 seconds and then in her pussy in about 10 seconds.

>>724437341
stop trying fag

>>724446115
To converse?

>>724446177
Nah, its a personal email and I don't give it out to strangers. If you're worried about the thread dying, we could just talk on omegle or some shit. Its the only easier no setup place I can think of.

>>724442380
LOL wtf

I have nudes of a friend that they don't know I have. I've thought about using them and a fake Facebook to try to blackmail her for more.

I had a 16 year old Aussie girl bating for me on the regular a few years ago. She was practically in love with me because I showed her the attention she wasn't getting elsewhere. I'm in a long-term relationship with someone else but I think about reconnecting with the girl from time to time.

I was talking to my friend/coworker a while ago about her phone and stumbled across nudes and video of her fucking her boyfriend. If I can find out her Apple ID is think I can get into her cloud backup to save them, but I don't know how to get her Apple ID with what information I have on hand.

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>>724444763
Titsorgtfo

>>724433818
i jacked off while smelling my cousin's dirty panties
>dont regret it

>>724442380
Gonna need details for that one.

I thought I grew up okay but somehow recent threads made me go into Bipolar PD and now I doubt myself. I haven't told anyone nor will they ever know. 3rd world shithole so my employers probably won't even care for it.

>>724446177
Well, you can find me under the interest d4chan if you want. I don't mind talking a bit but I'll probably head off in 5-10 if you don't show.

>be me
>submissive guy who likes feet
>don't normally like male feet
>friend of friend is 6'2", extremely effeminate white male, 18, and into death metal (long black hair, black skinny jeans, combat boots), very alt-right and edgy too
>my polar opposite
>never really talk to each other, just share a mutual friend
>party at friend's house
>late and everyone who stayed is asleep upstairs, me and edgy guy are only ones downstairs in living room sitting across from each other in silence on our phones
>keeps glaring at me, meet his gaze but always look away first
>he does the unthinkable
>takes off both boots and his black socks and casually props his massive, slender, bright red soles on the coffee table
>extremely deep arches, very long toes with a superbly longer second toe, large mole/beauty mark on the middle of his left foot
>better than any woman's foot
>catches me stealing glances, smirks to himself
>I awkwardly say, "Damn, you have big feet."
>"yep, size 15's"
>awkward silence ensues
>he breaks the silence with, "you like 'em?"
>i turn red, "y-yes they are very nice and feminine"
>he says "I always did peg you as a faggot"
>"i-i'm not gay, I just like feet"
>"whatever helps you sleep at night, how much money do you have?"
>tell him $60
>"toss me your wallet"
>I do
>He takes the money out and tosses it back to me
>"go ahead and start spit shining my soles"
>get on my knees and start running my tongue up and down his massive soles
>after a while he makes me take off my pants and underwear and lay on the floor
>stands on me, never touches my dick but just does a rhythmic march on my pelvis right above my dick
>cum in literally 30 seconds from this
>he laughs and tells me I've got a clit for a dick
>fast forward to now, 3 months later, and I am in a full financial domination relationship with him for his feet, none of our friends know
>we see each other a lot from hanging out with the same people
>tfw he wears the key to my chastity belt on his ankle

I used to sniff around my flatmates room...she is fine with me entering her room cause she has a balcony i smoke on...when i was in my puberty i stole and sniffed all panties i could get a grip on but i thought this was over...we have a good relationship and both have partners..she is younger than me...after a while i got curious and looked for personal stuff of hers and I'm hooked on since...Masturbated on her bed..came on her pillow and stuff...it's getting worse...i really need to move out before things get outta control...
I lately got turned on by waiting in my bed with a hard on pretending im asleep, when I know she's coming home from work..her daily routine is to knock at my door and opening it to see if I'm home. I have a big dick and try to capture her reactions to seeing it by my phone hidden on the table facing the door..she usually just took short looks so far but I'm getting hooked on...it's weird..

When I worked at the mall I met this fine ass blonde girl that was dumb as a box of rocks, she looked like she was in her 20s but one day after closing up shop with her I found out she was 16

We hung out one day outside of work and I ended up fucking her in my car and I would still feel wrong about it if she wasn't so fucking hot

>>724446990
fuck her, literally

>>724446860
thats hot anon.

>>724447327
I know that this would break everything..kinda happy it's just mindgames so far

>>724447893
dude, if you feel you can mantain a sexual relationship, go for it

I'm inbred. My mother was raped by her father (although I've heard it was consensual too) and I was the result.

>>724446990
Have you tried not being a creepy bastard?

>>724448067
Norman bates?

used to prostitute from 13-16, wish my parents didnt take me out of the game.

>>724448144
They should have aborted.

>>724448099
Tried that..worked for 2 years probably

I'm on a relationship, but I cheating my gf fucked girls and guys

I fucked my cousin (shes a girl)
I posted something horrible about my girlfriend on fb from an anon account.

>>724433818
i once had heterosexual intercourse, with the lights off, in the missionary position, with my wife, for the sole purpose of procreation.

with my socks on.

>>724448129
No, not quite. My mother claimed her boyfriend at the time was the father, so they moved in together. When I was five she admitted what really happened, he got out there as soon as he could. (Don't blame him at all.) My grand"father" decided to shoot himself instead of dealing with the police and stuff. My mother was always a bit of a drunk and an addict, but she really started hitting it hard after that. She OD'd and died two years later.

None of my aunts and uncles wanted anything to do with me, so I went into foster care. But some of my cousins knew kids I went to school with and told them about me, so I got teased mercilessly all through school.

>>724448207
Again, stop being a creepy bastard. It's just pathetic.

I want to see my wife blackmailed or coerced in to doing sexually depraved things I control on cam. Until she's beaten down and turned in to a submissive desperate cumdumpster willing to do whatever I tell her to.

>>724443087
Who is this?

I'm not too desperate to get laid (I'm 21) and play it off cool when friends talk about sex, but when I think about having sex at some stage I always get anxiety, I mean first time having sex at 21+ seems so embarrassing. If I could pretend I know what I'm doing then it wouldn't be half bad, but i don't think you can pretend you've had sex before, can you?

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

>Got married at 19
>Even while we were dating, wife complained that sex was uncomfortable
>Turns out she has an under-developed vagina
>Literally has a child's vagina as an adult
>We never have sex
>Skip to 21, been married two years, relationship in shambles
>She sees all the talk about pegging on /b/ and /soc/
>Suggests trying strap on sex
>Give in after a while
>Got a vibrator to put under the harness
>She cums while fucking me
>I don't get off
>Didn't really want to do it again
>She suggests it again the next night
>Let her do it, she cums again, I want to stop after but she wants to keep going
>Ends up fucking me for over an hour and I still don't cum from it
>She seems happier than she'd been since we found out about her underdeveloped vagina
>So I just let her fuck me every night
>She realizes after a few weeks that I'm not really happy with the arrangement but was just going along with it because she was and it was fixing our relationship
>She agrees to let me have sex with other women but only if she's there
>Fuck yeah score
>Finally track down a girl willing to do a threesome
>Fucking her while wife watches, feels great, first time I've had my dick inside something in years
>Realize I can't orgasm even though she's tight as a snare and moaning like crazy, and I hadn't fucked anything in years
>Try masturbating the next day, can't cum
>Go to doctor about it, nothing physically wrong
>Depressed for months
>Still occasionally let wife fuck me just resign to the fact I won't be able to cum
>Dog sitting for the girl we'd had a few threesomes with
>Wife wants to do some BDSM shit
>Let her blindfold me and tie me to the headboard
>She fucks me, cums like usual, heads to the bathroom without untying me as a joke
>Something's licking my ass
>Oh shit
>Call wife and tell her to get the dog away
>Dog ends up knotting me in seconds before she could get back over to him
>End up cumming buckets
>I can only cum from dog dick, fuck my life, it's some kind of mental thing

>>724444763
>White dick tastes nice t b h
wut do race make dick taste diffrent?

>>724436010
>>724438154
The whole premise of snapchat is that the pics are temporary. Most girls are too dumb to realize that a secondary app can be used to steathily screenshot.

>>724433818
Frequizly. Addicted to. Getthelube.com

>>724449068
Probably is a dietary thing. I'm sure curry eaters don't have the best tasting genitals

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>>724433818

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

>>724448647
>tfw too self conscious to embarrass yourself in front of a hooker
I am kind of similar. was always pretty cool guy back in the day, girls liked me. Get so anxious during sex I can never finish, not just during sex but can't finish at all and feel weird just doing it myself. really fucking embarrassing.
Tend to avoid circumstances that could lead to sex because of said embarrassment which kills me because I love women so much and pretty much think about them all day everyday

>>724448937
>Got married at 19
kek

>>724433818
When I was in HS I gave a black guy head in my car in the parking lot after school.
I got freaked out after and the next day I went into the principles office and told him he made me do it.
Cops got called and he got arrested. School got divided along race, blacks said I made it up, whites thought I was telling the truth.
Had to go to another school.
The kid plead guilty and went to a detention camp until he was like 18 or 19.

My bf later told me that he didnt believe me and left me. I told all our mutual friends that he didn't believe me and they all stopped hanging out with him.
A bit later I started messing with his ex best friend.

>>724433818
I have no secrets. Which is probably why I'm single in still a virgin, I tend to speak my mind and I usually reveal all shortly after meeting someone. I opening admit to being a virgin to people. I tell them the type of weird porn I watch, the odd creepy fantasies I have about random chicks we pass. My friends usually say I'm too honest and that's why I can't get into a relationship.

i am a worthless human being, i never archived anything. i am still a virgin at 22, i dont have friends i never worked.

>Be 11
>dad wakes me up
>"I need your help"
>Hes drunk as fuck
>Go into bathroom
>dick comes out
>Puts my hand on it
>Pisses
>makes me rub it a little after
>Go back to bed
>Few days later
>Same deal, this time he has me undress
>touches me all over after he pees
>Jerks off
>Goes on for a few weeks
>Starts touching my pussy
>Turns into me giving him head
>year later he fucks me
>goes on until parents get divorced
>he has a new gf
>She has a daughter
>Shes 10
>I think hes molesting her too
>Dont know what to do.

>>724450008
>Dont know what to do
Join in, of course

>>724450008
why didnt you fucking 9 1 1 that shit

>>724449477
I have he opposite problem. When I was 16-20 I was sleeping around a lot, so when I had my first gf at 20-23, I was dedicated to her and she never believed that I didn't cheat on her 'cause of shit she heard. I broke up with her 'cause I didn't want to deal with that shit. 1 year later now I haven't had sex and everyone still thinks I'm sleeping with lots of women so I go with it pretending to be the alpha of my friends but I just want a relationship with someone I care about

>>724450008
femanon? post tits

>>724450140
Honestly I was afraid. I didn't want to be without my dad at the time, and he had told me that I would have to go live in an orphanage.

By the time I was old enough to know better, I didn't think anyone would believe me. I had this thing where I would lie about stuff all the time, and had been caught several times.
I though that if I told people and they didn't believe me I would go to jail.

>>724450008
If this is real get him arrested

>>724450280
thats fucked, did he stop? and so when?

>>724443087

And I can not lie.

>>724450377
Yeah my parents got divorced and he moved away.
I only see him every so often.

I've started to do waist training (wearing a corset) to improve my poured and hourglass figure. My fiance doesnt know since i wear it to work and take it off as soon as i get home. What do you guys think of hourglass figures?

>>724450487
*posture, sorry on mobile

>>724450487
>>724450008
tits or gtfo, and timestamp

>>724450487
This is unhealthy for your whole body. You are doing the right thing.

>>724450487
>What do you guys think of hourglass figures?
you didn't even fucking show it

>>724448711
Moar pl0x

I poked holes in a bunch of my brother's condoms and now am an uncle.

>>724445709
Backstory?

>>724450174
It's weird man. People say they want honesty, but they really don't. Seem like honesty gets me in trouble more than not.

>>724451098
Guy in town was an asshole to my sister, rumors of rape.
Town is in the middle of the forest.
I busted his skull with a hammer, got rid of him.
People assumed he moved or something.
All you get.

>>724448461
You had it rough anon..

How is your life by now? What do you do?

>>724451478
Gällivare?

>>724451825
Uhm yes. How the fuck did yu know that?

>>724434159
Kill yourself degenerate

>>724451858
Because that guy, that story and the rumors were town news for several months. I remember the cops coming for him in my class.
But no one gave a shit (including me) when he vanished. But as you said we figured he ditched town. Anyways kudos to you. Guy was a proper creep.

>>724451996
Var bor du?

>>724451858
>>724451996
Guys IDK where you're from but this is why 4chan is awesome

>>724452049
Nere på Sörman. På stora gården.
Trevligt att träffa en Gällivarebo här, inte ofta man gör det.
Det där med din syster var fan hemskt. Sjukt glad att det "fixade" sig.

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>>724451825
>>724451858
HAHAHAHA awesome.

>>724452145
Hehe tack tack. Blev bara så jävla förbannad. Det som hände, ja det hände så att säga.

>>724434125
Lies.

>>724451817
I tried to go to college, but that was a waste of time. I work in a grocery store now.

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I hate Snapchat z spam.

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>>724451098
>>724451478
>>724451825
>>724451858
>>724451996
Hahahaha fuck me, I love 4chan and I love this anon.

I'm in love with my brother in law

>>724452473
You could learn a trade... way better than a lot of things

I sleep with my mom. Not have sex, just sleep together. Usually we spoon. Whenever my dad is out of town we do it.

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>>724452650
now this is some good shit

>>724452825
I think I'm like retarded or at least slow or something. So I couldn't even handle that. And I'm probably just going to kill myself so there wouldn't be a point. But thanks though.

>>724452855
That is not weird anon. Kinda cute actually

>>724452961
Maybe you have adhd because of depression.

Try modaphinile. Do not go for adderal because Im sure you will end up being addicted to it.

>>/diy/ can help with depression

>>724453180
I've been on a lot of different meds over the years. (I tried to kill myself when I was 14.) Nothing has ever helped. I didn't actually start school until I was like 7 and they just automatically put me in the second grade, even though I couldn't read or anything. So I started out way behind and there was no way I could catch up.

But even if I was a genius, I'm still a freak and I'll never be normal so what's the point?

>>724452965
It's not entirely innocent. If it was, she wouldn't only do it when my dad was gone.

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I fucked my friends mom at a new years party

>be at party, 18-19, super drunk
>everyone at party is super drunk, including friends milf mom
>she's flirting with me as the night goes on, I enjoy it
>it's getting late, people start leaving, only a few friends left now
>the rest of them go out to smoke
>she starts hitting on me hardcore
>friends come back in, we all sit at a table together
>she asks me to get her another beer from outside
>I know they're in the fridge but I play along anyway
>I go outside and she comes out a few seconds later, grabs me, starts making out with me, feeling me up and shit
>after 4-5 seconds she's like "oh god what am I doing" and goes back in
>fuck.jpg
>she's quieter to me now, I'm like fuck I lost my chance
>later on, everyone else goes to bed or leaves, I slept on the couch in the living room and my friends room is right next to it, he was trashed too
>she comes downstairs from her room and lays next to me on the couch, starts feeling me up again, gets undressed
>ohyes.jpg
>she's riding the shit out of me and my drunk ass friend walks out
>we stop, he doesn't even look over
>continue after he goes back in to his room
>much success that night

>>724449451
Ahh a mud shark.

>>724453402
>Being normal

I know that is not gonna happen.


But at least you could try. Killing yourself even before trying everything you can, is even more pointless.

At least go all in for something to improve your lifestile before commiting suicide.

You were right

>>724451825
från bergmans, mbgt?

>>724437793
Oh, it's creepy, fam, and you know it, which is why you're posting it here.

I've seen you in other secrets threads. It's obvious you're carrying around some guilt.

Not moralfagging, but don't front. You and your gf are perverts and the shit you're doing is weird as fuck. Own it.

>>724454010
There's no point. I can't make friends and even if I did find a guy who loved me, could you imagine the conversation? "Oh yeah, btw, we can't have kids because they'll get all my messed up genes."

>>724433818
And fuck anyone who says it is. I'm sick of being shamed for my body. I'm sick of the people I'm attracted to being shamed for theirs.
You've been conditioned to see other people and yourself this way and you can unlearn it.
I've been harassed so much that I've started to trust skinny people less. They don't give me the sense of comfort that fat people do. I wish I didn't feel that way. I wish I could look at anyone and not be afraid that they'll see me as lazy, stupid, or unattractive.
Blah blah blah but diabetes and you're shortening your life. Me and my doctor know more about my body and how it is than you do with your armchair medical degree.
Also the body positivity movement could do a little more to include men, people who aren't cis and people of color. It's not like women aren't barraged with bullshit all the time about their bodies. It happens to men too in a much more quieter subtler manner.
When was the last time a fat guy was on the top of a most sexiest men's list anywhere. Articles have been written about the lumbersexual being a trend but I don't feel like fat men are at same level of social acceptance as skinny men in media. If you're a fat guy on television, you can be a sad fat dad or a comedian. Those are your options. And being a "lumbersexual" involves being attracted to a very specific kind of man and not everyone who is a fat man is a beer drinking bearded hipster.
I never see fat trans people and as a fat trans woman that bothers me.

>>724452283
puttade du ner han i gropen eller? köttfärs på olles?

>>724453457
>not innocent
I demand a greentext story, Anon

>>724454636
>I'm a fat trans woman
I gotta give you props for saying something like that here.

>>724454636
speak truth, power.

dont you hate when the skinny bitches run up and are like "Yeah! and its hard for us too! I'm skinny even though I TRIED to gain weight. dont use me as a perfect ideal, that hurts my feelings"

I've been having sleeping with my boyfriend's dad for 6 months now.

it started when my boyfriend threw out his back so his dad picked me up from school

>>724448937
that's a nice fantasy anon. Clearly, you're a faggot in the closet and wish you could fuck dogs, but that shit didn't happen. gtfo.

>>724455395
post tits

I'm strangely disappointed that my gay friend hasn't strongly come on to me yet. Will post story if want or kms

>Inb4 fgt and cuck

>be me
>14 at the time
>hear from parents we're moving to the US
>tell all friends about it
>condominium is talking about the kid going to the US
>"you're a little brown, don't they hate tanned kids?"
>"nah, only if you're black"
>Move is happening at the end of summer - 2 months from when I was told
>Start saying goodbyes - it's been grand but fuck this country
>Milf comes along and kisses me on the cheek saying she'll miss me
>I think to myself "fuck it, I won't be here anymore, may as well say something I feel"
>"Well I could come visit you, but it'd be a long trip so I'd have to stay overnight"
>Think to myself it's typical South American flirting, she'll think I'm dumb.
>mfw she responds: "oh? And if you stayed, would we keep the lights on or off?"
>wide-eye I respond: "on of course".
>She laughs, everyone around us laughs, we're having a good time.
>Fast forward 2 days, I see her inside her building while I'm visiting a friend
>"oh anon, I will miss you. Come here and gimmie a big hug"
>I comply. Think to self, may as well do something bold. Push my pelvis forward as I tower the short milf, I'm sure she felt my boner.
>In return, she lowers her hands from my shoulderblades to my lower hips and presses her nails
>boner turns diamond
>She whispers "thanks for that. Call me later"
>Later comes, I call.
>She talks about sex, asks if I'm a virgin
>"yes"
>She says: "Hmm... my only problem is going to jail while you go to the US. How do you feel about that?"
>without hesitation: "Nobody will ever know, just us, promise on my life".
>She giggles, asks me to come over Saturday afternoon.
>Sat comes. I visit her. She asks me to come in. I'm shaking. She says she needs to go to the bathroom and I'm still shaking.
>she comes back in a robe, nothing underneath. "take off your clothes"

continue?

>>724456479
Go on

>>724456479
jesus fucking christ, you ALWAYS continue, don't fucking ask just do it faggot

>>724456676
This

A few years ago a 13 year old boy used to leave his house extra early for school every day and come to my place and let me fuck him before I had to leave for work.

>>724453457
Details please

>>724456762
just like fucking people who ask if we want nudes

of fucking course we want nudes

just fucking post them, don't make it a dubs or trips game, fucking losers

>>724456805
details? you a girl?

>>724457012
not a girl. He responded to a hookup ad I had online.

>>724456479

>I take off clothes.
>she puts one leg on top of the sofa, the robe rises, and I can see her bush. I'm stunned.
>"come here and give me a hug anon"
>I go over, hug her. She kisses me, tongue, I start melting, heart racing
>she takes one of my hands, puts it on her pussy.
>she's wet. can feel the wetness between her lips, below the hairs
>"taste it"
>I put it in my mouth at the speed of light
>"like it?"
>I nod furiously.
>she leads me by the and to the bedroom, lays down, spreads her legs, and tells me to lick her.
>I as she says. There's wetness dripping from my dick, it's throbbing and I'm about to cum without even having used the thing.
>I start licking her. She's super wet. Something comes over me and I put my entire mouth on her pussy
>I don't give a shit at that point. I wanted to swallow her wetness.
>she moans, giggles, and says "not so fast love, try putting your tongue inside"
>I follow her instructions. It tastes different at the tip of my tongue. swear I can't get enough, going nuts.
>she says "Okay love, come here." I go up to her.
>lay on top of her...
>she grabs my cock, positions me on her pussy
>it slides in.
>I cum instantly
>feel ashamed
>"oh god that feels wonderful anon"
>she likes it?
>"can you go again baby?"
>I hastily say yes

cont'd

>>724449329
literally fuck off

>>724450008
How has this affected you mentally?

>>724457110
fuck continue man!

>>724457448
>>724452810

>>724457110

>after I came the first time she guides me the 2nd time
>I go in, and out, in rhythm
>she starts moaning and moving her hips
>think to self: "holy shit this is sex, I FUCKING LOVE THIS"
>the moment I think that, I come.
>she notices it
>"that was nice, wasn't it?"
>I nod furiously, tired, shaking
>We talk for 5 minutes
>"Can we...?"
>She laughs and says: "Oh you're a horny devil huh? Of course love"
>This time I managed to fuck her for 10 minutes non-stop, then cum again.
>"Wait love, stay like this"
>I stay in place after cumming. My cock still inside her. She hugs me and wraps her legs around me.
>"You know, you have to help me cum too."
>I nod in agreement
>after 5 minutes like that, she slowly gets up
>'bathroom break or the sheets will be too wet, brb love'
>I wrap myself in her blankets
>she comes back, lays down, asks me to eat her pussy
>I do it, don't know what the fuck to do
>she guides me thorugh the process, slowly
>Tells me what to do exactly
>5 minutes into it my tongue is tired, I can't lick anymore
>"tired love?"
>I nod
>asks me to come to her side, hugs me, takes my hand, places it on her pussy. My middle finger on her clit
>"rub it softly baby. When it gets rough, borrow a little wetness from here"
>places my finger inside her pussy - so wet
>i do as she says. She moans, moves her hips a lot, I go faster
>"not faster love, just the same, not too rough. you're doing beautiful"
>5 minutes the cums, yells my name
>she's tired, I'm tired, we sleep together

And that's how I lost my virginity. We fucked every other day, for 6 weeks.

In today's terms, I was "raped". I wish every guy was raped like I was, because it was the most single, beautiful, fantastic, happiest memory I have.

Never shared this with anyone, or with my wife, but there's a reason I'm a fantastic lover. It was my first woman. She defined who I am today as a man, and I couldn't be happier.

>>724457791
I wish this happened to me, what did her bush look like can you describe it?

>>724457791
better story than mine. I lost my virginity after a school dance to one of my friends, we got in the back of my dads car and did it.

>>724457791
For anyone curious before they ask, I was 14, she was 38.

At the end of the summer, I was fucking like a champ. I could never get her to orgasm just by penetration. She told me lots of women were like that. On the other hand, she made me understand how to get her off orally like a king. To a point where she'd ask me to make her last longer and not to make her cum right away.

THE ONLY downside to our relationship was:

1) we both knew it had to end at some point.
2) I've been blow-job spoiled. She was a GODDESS at giving head
3) Maybe I matured a bit too quick and things a regular 14-year-old found exciting to me where old news

(But in exchange of maturity, hanging out with older girls was something positive so, it's okay).

>>724458195
yeah, I wish it happened to you too, it was scary at first, but having her guide me through it was absolutely amazing.

Her bush was big! I don't think she ever shaved/trimmed it. I couldn't see her pussy at all from the front when she stood up straight.

She didn't have a lot of hair on her actual pussy lips though, so once she was on her back, it was easy to see her pussy and her lips.

>>724438951

You fucking faggot, kys.

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>>724433818
I HAVE COME TO CONSUME YOU

YOU CANNOT STOP ME

MY POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS

I COULD CRUSH YOU WITH MY PENIS

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF STOPPING ME

DUBS MAY SATE MY HUNGER FOR A TIME

AND TRIPS ARE TASTY TOO

BUT QUADS ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE OF DEFEATING ME

ABANDON HOPE, FOR I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM

>>724457643
Wat

>>724452145
Someone translate this

>>724433818
I one time masturbated to picture of hot legs and my sister came into my room and said: "Why are you looking at hot dogs?"