I want to kill my gf`s dog Any sugestions, i want the dog to

I suppose that she loves the dog, and it's obvious that you hate it. Maybe you think that anyone knows that you hate the dog but they know.

You're going to get blamed and caught.

>>724430907
why do you hate it

Rollie

kill yourself and leave pupper alone

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>>724430907
How bout kys instead? Win for humanity you worthless fucktard.

>>724430907
kill yourself instead faggot

Aaaaw... He is cute. Don't do this, OP.

>>724430907
why would you even think of this you malignant fucktard? You hate the girlfriend for some sin she committed? then break up with her, leave the fucking dog alone

kys instead

>>724430907
Sprinkle chocolate on it's food
will make it seem like it was the actual food's fault.

lol triggered by a dog.

Dubs for psychiatric help

>>724431437
This

Assuming it's a dog that weighs less than 10 pounds, 3-6 grams of dark chocolate would be sufficient to induce severe toxicity. That's about the mass of a typical candy bar.

>>724430907
burn her house down.

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>>724431536
>OP triggered by a dog

OP here, to answear all of your question, no i do not hate my gf, i will not kill my self because i already tried 3 times and it didn`t work

>>724430907
just suffocate it

>>724431437 do you think aspirin will do the trick? I read that it can cause ulcer and internal bleeding

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>>724430907
check em

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>>724430907
By cross referencing your electrical outlet manufacturer, the teddy bear merchant, and your ip address, I now know your precise location. Do not touch doggo, unless it's to love him.
Fear us.

>>724431649
you gave up on killing yourself. get some determination kys

>>724431719
A few grams of bakers chocolate would be fatal

>>724430907
Just do it OP.
Step 1:Go to the kitchen and grab a knife.
Step 2:Kill dog

>>724431719
Not sure. Try taking a couple of boxes and see what it does to you first

>>724431742
Hit me i always wanted to rape and attacker

Tell her she has to choose - the dog or you.

>>724430907
OP! WE ARE APEX FUCKING PREDATORS!
APEX!
PREDATOR!
YOU CAN KILL A FUCKIN DOG!

>>724430907
got any more pics of doggo?

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>>724431806
What the fuck are you typing, you sausage fingered shitlord? You can't English very well.

>>724431719
No, use chocolate, it'll look more natural than just using some drugs

>>724430907
Let it lap up antifreeze from your mouth.

>>724431801
but she will know it was me, my plan is to make her suffer, i realy want to see her cry and see her how alone she is without her pet rat and i want to do that without beeing involved, just an obserever

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>>724431726
Jesus Christ you please tell me you didn't

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>>724432020
The dog is going to convulse and have seizures, throw up, shit, piss, and stay alive.
Just saying.

>>724431861
i need to find my phone first

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>>724432189
Yup. Me too.

>>724432020
I`m am out of chocolate, i made some brownies yesterday

>>724432426
dont wanna kys, and now you say you ran out of chocolate?
>attention whoring detected

really, kys OP. the world can do with one less person like you

>>72443210 Take the dog to the park, get someone to hold its leash and go play in traffic. You're a shitty human being.

>>724432530
That`s why i was asking about aspirini, just read that it can cause a lot of pain to dogs

>>724431095
>>724431105
>>724431181
>>724431232
>>724431373
>>724431353
>>724431536
>>724431742
i want moral fags to leave 4chan and return to fagbook

>>724431649
So your not just a degenerate dog killer wanna be you're a quitter too.

>>724432940
i thought that the third time i would be able to kill myself, i tried realy hard to kill myself but it didn`t work

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>>724432827
I want monkeys to fly out of my ass and drop $100 bills in my lap.

>>724433104
nice fagbook meme faggot

>>724433069
The dog wants to be alive. You don't. If you aren't a retard fag, then leave the dog out of it.
Assuming you aren't a retard fag, you are left with two choices: grow up and suffer through life like the rest of us, or be a selfish little bitch and kill yourself.
Either way you're stuck as a quitter. You tried to quit life, failed, and quit trying to quit. That's pathetic.

>>724430907
Kys

>>724430907
An hero nigger. If you want to kill her, go ahead, but don't kill her fucking dog you giant pussy.

>>724430907
What will Happen. She will suppose or find out or atleast blame you for the death. It will kill your relationship and you will be alone. You are stupid wanting to do this even if you dont love her.

Profil: jumping Off a high building will kill you Sure since you seem too stupid to kill yourself

>>724434502
*Pro Tip:

>>724431649
ITT: OP is frustrated he is too retarded to kill himself so he tries to kill a dog

>>724433411
This.

Leave doggo alone you pathetic fuck

>>724430907
Dont touch it you piece of shit.
Kys.

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>>724433166
Nice fagbook response

Nice fagbook thread

Nice, you fagbooker

Is fagbook the only thing you can think up or

>>724434627
ITT: Op is to retarded to kill himself, a dog, and his bitch, and now is trapped forever in this shithole, whining in feel threads about how angry the dog makes him

>>724430907
what the hell op are you compiting whit a dog?
i know evreything is ok on love and war but really, are you really that pathetic to even think about it

>>724433104
>If There Is Bread Winners, There Is Bread Losers. But You Can't Toast What Isn't Real.

top fucking lel jaden smith. does anyone know if he was being serious or trolling discreetly does anyone know the context of this?

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White knighting aside. You're a weirdo OP.

>>724435003
You can asume that 90% of his tweets were trolls, giving the quality his musically output has. Very grownup artistic style.

>>724435079
>autistic style
fix'd

take a file and shave glass into some wet dog food. It'll slice up its internal organs np.

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kill it with fire

>>724432108
lets be honest op, you dont really care how the dog dies you just want to se her crying, just grab the dog and kill it infront of her eyes lets see what happens

>>724430907
no body, no crime.......

>>724434953
Nice, an anime posting moralfag that cant respond without posting a picture to draw attention to their post. You are a sentient caricature of everything that is wrong with 4chan.

Now tell me this, why did you click on this thread to get triggered at OP? There's a hide thread function you absolute nigger.

barbecue that shit dip rat

>>724431855
No peace- no accident kill the dog and look her in the eye OP. No pity for a coward

>>724430907
do it we dont care as soon as you deliver, make it quick (you wont normie)

>>724430907

be a Man and Grow some Balls.

strangle the dog, and make that Bitch watch. and if she says any thing, throw the dog against the wall and say "look what you did! look what you did! I told you to keep that Mut outside." and then take her clothes off and hateRape her until she stops crying. and then once you cum inside her. "bitch, tell me that you love me... say it again". then you say "good girl" and pat the top of her head. (*only 2 pats)
and don't tell her that you love her, wait 24 - 48 hours. . .

>>724435551
random capitalization And spellig errors wil also make u Look alfa

>>724435551
nice trips you got there.

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OP, eat a snickers. you're a faggot when you're hungry

>>724435677
he is always a faggot a snicker wont help

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>>724430907
Optimum KeK.
You're as pathetic as any overtly emotional and illogical woman.
Women often kill their (ex)boyfriends'/husbands' pets as a petty way of upsetting them.
Needless to say, of course, they almost always get away with it, too.
You're actually as low as a woman, a lowly lifeform that destroys others to satiate some irrational impulse it feels.
What an embarrassingly childish thing to ever do.
Can't wait until a new fuhrer arrives to send scum such as yourself to the ovens for causing wanton misery for retarded reasons.

>>724432827
Look mom! I posted some fire and dogs getting hit with a bat Hahahaha I am so hardcore (H) I don't have feelings Lol I think I am like yes bundy;)))

I bet you post gore gifs on Facebook and then ask why that cute girl at your school doesn't sit to eat lunch with you, why don't you just fucking kill yourself and save our family the trouble of having to pay the electrical billl because your fat ass doesn't do anything else other than be edgy on 4chan?

>>724435652
those aren't trips you intergalactic turbofaggot

>>724431649
>tried to kill yourself
with suicide there is no trying. Try harder you fucking pussy. Just jump off a building, get run over, shoot yourself, stab your heart. Its not hard you fucking attention whore

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>>724437459
topmost keg

>>724437811

kek

>>724435928
thats a firework injury

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Hey /b/
I found this weird website which starts with a couple of numbers.
Every number redirects you to another page with a larger array of numbers.
This process goes on until you reach a single large number, and once you click on it, it starts all over again in a different website with the same layout.
Can you figure it out?

>>724437959
I was unaware of the image's context, and didn't imply either that it was the handiwork of some bitter cunt.
I thought OP might wank off to it, and was hoping that would be enough to deter them from doing anything to the dog.
Probably pointless after all.
People will do whatever they will, and I can't stop them from doing so.
Thanks for letting me know that though.

>>724430907
Don't fucking hurt the poor thing. Jesus, fucking psychopaths.

>>724430907
Just wait it out dogs dont live for long

>dog has a proper sense of self
>dog knows its position in the family
>dog is loving and kind

unlike

>OP knows he is worthless
>OP knows he is useless (can't even kill himself properly, top kek)
>OP hates life and everyone in it

pathetic. just jump in front a train, or jump off a building. the dogs life is 100x more valuable than yours will EVER, EVER be. so fuck off.

too many useless fucks live whilst good people don't. please die.

>>724430907
you got problems man

>>724430907
how bout ya drop yer address instead of trying to kill the dog

>>724430907
Apply VX Nerve Agent on its feet

>>724432827
RATED M, FOR MATURE!!!!!!!!!

lmao, nigga is jealous of a fucking dog.
OP should just give up now if he can't compete with a fucking lap dog.

>>724432827
>implying animal abuse has ever been accepted on /b/
>implying you aren't 12 hanging out on FB all day
>implying you aren't a normie summer fag that's been here like a year and thinks he's oldfag

Shiigy

>>724435247
Look out guys, we got a professional "4channer" over here.

>>724432827
I want summerfags to leave and stop pretending they know what this place is about.

>>724430907
Send yourself to a mental hospital instead, please. Fuck.

>>724430907
Chocolate

>>724443592
A mortuary, preferably, and via casket, too.

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>>724430907
Beat it with a bar of soap in a sock, it will die of eternal bleeding.com

>>724430907
high impact sexual assualt

Shovel

>>724444505
commentariooriginaletoobeeonnest

waterbarking.

>>724430907
Ethylene glycol aka antifreeze

>>724431536
Roll

>>724442430
>>724442899
If you're talking about the time /b/ party v& kenny glenn, it was because caturday was still a thing and the kid was a 14 y/o edgelord. It wasn't because 4chan was a just and moral place they just wanted to have fun, it was "for teh lolz". The very next day they went back to posting gore threads and zippo cat.

>>724430907
Post girlfriends tits

ITT:
>OP is actually cucked by the doggo
>OP can't into suicide
>OP is a fag
It is useless telling him to kys

>>724446034
this

>look guys i'm 4channel
>i'm 3 moths 4chan i'm an oldfag
>fuck niggers haha !
>woah everyone is anonymous i can say whatever i want !
>"hey guys this dog is annoying i'm going to kill it, how should i do it?"
>w-what ?
>no no you can't because i say so !
>kys !

He is going to kill the dog, stop crying if anyone thinks saying "kys!" Is going to change the fact then you're evenly retarded.
And OP you did not try hard enough, lying pussy you just want attention.

For the dog, spray sauce on a sponge and feed it to him.
Try to panic and rush to the hospital so no one will suspect you

Drink some cyanide and spit on the dog. Confirmed working by myself.