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Itt we state our 3 favorite bands and make assumptions about each other.

>Black Sabbath
>The Ramones
>Katatonia
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Bump faggots.
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>>724418690
People that like bands like that have no individuality
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>>724418690
This op?
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>>724418690

Your older brother was pretty good in Stranger Things.
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>>724419348
Yes
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>>724419252
Explain? What are your favorite bands then faggot?
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>>724418690
You're anima is starving

>Rush
>Grimes
>Modest Mouse
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>>724419482
Thanx cutie.
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>of Montreal
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>Starfucker
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>black sabbath
>dire straits
>the beatles
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>>724418690
>Foals
>The Cult
>Silversun Pickups
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>>724419579
Rush and modest mouse are pretty good, grimes on the other hand is faggy hipster music for white kids with trust funds.
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>>724419594
little bit too hip for me, but you're probably pretty chill and maybe a bit worldly
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>>724419487
Why you covering the front OP hiding something?
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>Dead Kenndys
>Operation Ivy
>Bad Brains
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>>724419600
Black sabbath on the same list as those pop faggots? How old are you 15?
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>>724419640
The cult is great the other two is music for 14 yr old emo girls in between scenes.
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>>724419730
Wanna see penis next?
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Slipknot
Amon Amarth
Motorhead
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>>724419754
Dead Kennedys are great
Operation ivy is pop punk k and bad brains are a bunch of homophobic niggers who don't belong in hardcore.
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>>724420002
We can be friends IRL actually. Seen amon amarth live three times. Never have I seen so many hot chicks at a death metal show.
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>>724419925
You a trap?
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Junior Brown, tal farlow, chet atkins.
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>>724419675
Nah, she's just easily marketable. Her lyrics get as deep as the other two. Tends to write parallels to Gaiman and Shakespear and also wrote an entire album based on Dune. Pretty badass, if you ask me.
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>>724420082
I now right? I'm seeing them soon
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>>724420093
Yeah
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>>724420155
On a sidenote the way you explained it to me got me interested. Recommend me some good shit.
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>>724420009
I've heard that. Heard that it has to do with their Rasta beliefs.
Op Iv just always gets me hyped. It's up tempo and good driving music.
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>>724419754
>just getting into punk

hold on. it gets better.
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>>724420204
Nah, i dont believe its you. Show the date on a paper you know the drill
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>>724419769
not really pop fags, only beatles is pretty popish
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>Teen Suicide
>Crywank
>Modern baseball
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>>724420339
No excuses. Hardcore is my life and everybody should be allowed in the scene.
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>>724420204
You got a nice booty, girl. Keep it coming!
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>>724420375
I don't wanna, butthole
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>>724420639
You're either a super old emo or a 12 yr old.
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>>724420204
Post benis plz
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>>724418690

>Cream
>Thin Lizzy
>Frank Zappa (Mothers of Invention)
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>>724420697
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>>724420293
My favorite by her is Visions. She locked herself in a blacked out room with no windows and food for a week and mixed the album/wrote the lyrics based on the hallucinations she had. Solid stuff, man.
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>>724420355
Yeah I know it's a crazy deep rabbit hole. I've been really into it for a couple of years now. Other bands I'm really into would be Germs, Black Flag, Minor Threat, and The Adolescents. I know those all considered poser normie bands, but whatever.
Also, I hate that Darby was a total fascist fucker, but damn he had lyrical talent. Shame he was a fucking j.
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>>724420918
Zappas gay and weird. OK guitar player but not the best. Cream had maybe one or two good jamz. Thin lizzy had the best guitar riffs ever.
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>Led Zeppelin
>Red Hot Chili Peppers
>Rolling Stones
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>>724420872
It's tiny tho.
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>>724421086
>might be a douche
>might be wise like owl
>probably a meh combination of the two
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>>724421049
Yeah his guitar playing isn't exactly the reason I'm into his work. Cream was godlike at the time and so was Lizzy circa 78
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>>724421152
that makes it even cuter
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>>724421086
Zeppelin is way overrated. All their riffs are ripoffs off dead black blues men from the American South.
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>Diazinon
>Dimethyl Carbinol
>Sulfer
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>Dio
>Motörhead
>Michael Jackson
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>>724421049
Stanley Kubrick and Einstein were called weird. So Zappa's in good company. The dude understood how to capture a moment and how to live while life's there to be lived
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>>724421152
Post small benis plz
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>>724421346
You're just reading the back of a pill bottle you faggot
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>Weezer
>The Offspring
>Nirvana
Besides Nirvana I don't know if these are generally liked or disliked. I just enjoy their music.
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>>724421242
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>>724418690
glassjaw
third eye blind
thrice
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>>724421447
nah that's what Im cooking up on my stove
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Nine Inch Nails
Aphex Twin
Joy Division
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what's with all the metalheads on /b/?

>Nas
>Nirvana
>Portishead
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>>724421515
Old as fuck punk rocker way past his prime. I bet you're the oldest Fucker at house shows?
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>>724421483
You're an absolute basic bitch "I'm unique and deep and nobody gets me but I'm also ironic" dickbag
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>>724421571
You seem british? Are you?
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>>724421485
Go to your fucking containment thread you mentally ill scum
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>Hammerfall
>Sabaton
>Powerwolf?
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>>724421483
Weezer is top choice. You're probably pretty chill. Offspring is a but edgy but I used to like them.
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>>724421678
I have a humiliation fetish anon. Gimme more faggot.
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Neutral Milk Hotel
Animal Collective
Death Grips
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>>724421624
haha i'm not that old (30), but definitely past my prime.
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david bowie, neutral milk hotel, brand new
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Lmao butts
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>>724421687
Don't get me wrong, I love power metal but it's definitely the gayest of the gay metal.
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>>724421630
Which one/s gave off that impression so I know not to tell people anymore?
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>>724420654
I'm not making an excuse. Perhaps I phrased it poorly. I meant to say that that's where I heard those beliefs of theirs stemmed from.
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>Nirvana
>NIN
>Primus
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>>724421515
Possibly an alchemist

Probably into drugzzzz666lelblazerip
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>Nirvana
>Nickelback
>Linkin Park
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>>724421818
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If op doesn't post her feminine penis I'm going to be very angry
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>>724421818
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Pink Floyd
Kendrick Lamar
Eric Clapton
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>>724421913
Bate
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>>724421974
Btw this me
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>>724421913
>>724421909
Both of you follow trends and only listen to what MTV and radio tell you to listen to. Probobly 14 or 27 and still live with your mother.
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>>724421912
i only smoke weed, don't drink
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pink guy
joji
pink omega
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>>724421965
I lied anon. That was an Australian who did an ama earlier. She did post penis and it was massive but I forgot to save.
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>>724421801
Do more thinking for yourself
.
Take time to get to know yourself and not just the parts of you that fit into larger molds.

Get to know the parts of you that will never fit the molds you're offered. Embrace the part of you that builds its own mold.
Pretty good taste, but it's likely you dig them for the wrong reasons
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>>724420204
Show your pretty lil butt hole :3
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>>724420771
whose boobs are these?
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Crywank
Varsity
Cigarettes After Sex
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>>724421980
19 yr old college freshman fag who tries to fit in. Basically a follower.
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Electric Six
Rage Against the Machine
Carpenter Brut
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>>724422167
An ex gf from Dallas. Nobody important.
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>>724422156
No shit, i bet he just discovered /mu/.
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>>724422252
Ok
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>>724422225
All of those are gay. Tom morello is literally the lamest guitar player ever
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>>724421677
American, unfortunately
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Black Sabbath
Jimi Hendrix
The Who
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>>724422288
I have more anon.
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Pink Floyd
Eminem
Daft Punk
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>>724419850
Right
Hmm
Foals is emo..
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>>724418690
Pink Floyd
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Syd Barrett
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>>724418690
transgendered white person living in europe or retarded try hard choosing the ramones as a top 3 favorite band

>>724419252
agreed
>>724419579
Grimes was your only redeeming pick
>>724420002
slipknot? pfft lel
>>724420973
ill take things that never happened for 100 alex
>>724421086
rolling stones and led zeppelin
for real? basic bitch
>>724421391
you like black pedophiles with skin diseases
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Opeth
Meshuggah
Agalloch
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>>724422349
The who is gay and overrated. Concept albums are gay.
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>>724422414
Emo/hipster same difference
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Jamiroquai
The Clash
Rancid
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>>724422378
Is she Ok with you sharing her nudes?
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>>724421909
>>724422038
Naw son, I'm an old fag. I liked these bands while Kurt was alive.
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>>724422461
North Texas actually faggot.
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>A Tribe Called Quest
>Devo
>Pixies
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>>724418690
Pygmy Lush
Have a Nice Life
Giles Corey
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>>724422190
Close I'm 23
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>>724421913
25-30 year old woman
>>724421980
fag
>>724422349
dying in a retirement home
>>724422452
man in his 50s smoking a pack of newports jerking off into an old tissue
>>724422311
pure faggot
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>>724422566
I'm almost 100%,sure that she is cause she sent em to literally everybody. Before during and after she was with me
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>>724422461
you're opinions are stupid and you should feel stupid
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>>724422576
im not the one dressing up as a chick lel check m8 faggot
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>>724422547
Jamiroquai? Lol you're a homo. And the clash and rancid are as pop as it gets. Gayass fashion punk. You're basic.
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>>724422598
We are one of the same soul anon.
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>>724422746
>you're opinions are stupid and you should feel stupid
>you're

well i guess people who live in glass houses shouldnt be the first to cast stones nigger
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>Bob Dylan
>Gorillaz
>Pink Floyd

Fuck you
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>Three Days Grace
>Puddle of Mud
>Green Day
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>>724422640
You're the most hipster homo in this hl thread. You go out of your way to be obscure and edgey. If you're a female you're probobly around 4 lbs with 3 cats and rimmed glasses.
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Mr. Bungle

a great cover in a great live performance:
https://youtu.be/WA0iu6K1Vuc?t=4200
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KMFDM
Pantera
Lamb of God
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>Burzum
>Queen
>Sabaton
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>>724422912
Bob Dylan is gay. He was edgy before it was cool. And he's a shitty guitar player.
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>>724421687
30 year old that still lives in his mom's basement and plays Dungeons and Dragons.

Unless you're in the military, then you are either an Armourer or an Artillerist.

>Iron Maiden
>DragonForce
>Blind Guardian
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>>724422949
>I don't know these bands
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>>724422463
butch lesbian with a fisting fetish
>>724422598
creepy loner with a mustache
>>724422912
edgy teenager
>>724422937
antifa wanker
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>Mindless Self Indulgence
>Days N Daze
>MC Lars
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>>724422937
Green day is the faggiest pop band ever. Fakeass wannabe punk.
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>Psychostick
>Nekrogoblikon
>Arch Enemy
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>The Offspring
>Red Hot Chili Peppers
>Avenged Sevenfold
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>>724423030
Pantera? my fag detector is off the charts
>>724423044
white male, dead end jobs, mid to late 30s, closet homosexual
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>>724418690
You aren't OP , why are you using their pics??
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>>724423195
Avenged sevenfold? You're around 27 and you wear a fedora and gloves with the finger tips cut off.
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johann c bach
tchaikovsky
georg haendel
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Meh, you guys probably never even heard of them.
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>>724423287
Prove me wrong faggot
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>>724423286
>>724423044

almost, im 18
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>>724423195
I listened to all of these bands in middle school. I also realized I had shit taste in music in middle school.
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>>724423030
Great taste in music. Requiem was a song I could listen to over and over.
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>>724423183
arch enemy
a thing for european chicks who shit on glass tables

>>724423195
millennial in her mid twenties who has already had an abortion
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>>724423333
>tchaikovsky
>3333

anon, marry me.
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>>724423333
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1) AJJ
2) The Front Bottoms
3) Pink Floyd
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>>724423333
3edgy4me faggot who tries uses big words to sound intelligent in school. I bet you get best up on the daily.
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>>724422770

I'll go ahead and assume who you are based on your assumption. Your about 24-26. You have a strong passion for "music" which is an eclectic variety of bands that no one has ever heard of. You feel that by making these no nothing bands your favorite you have say over good and bad music because of your special snowflake foresight. How close am I?
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>>724423356
I don't have to you weirdo. I'm chatting with them rn. Why don't you use your own mug?
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>>724423286
>Pantera
You must be some little kid who's into emogoth screamo beano suckmypeano faggot bullshit.
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>>724423522
Where she from then?
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R. Stevie Moore
Mac Demarco
Vacations
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>Title Fight
>Rush
>CHON
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>>724422452
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Not really feeling putting syd's solo carrer as separate from floyd
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>>724423543
I'm 28 you homo. You're not from Texas so you'll never understand m
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>>724423068
He's a great songwriter. Also decent guitar player when it comes to chords. Your argument is invalid.
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Dvorak
Tchaikovsky
Taylor Swift

>>724423333
My nigger

>>724423484
>Not appreciating classical music
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>>724423333
quads of a stately gentleman who likes to sneak glasses of fine win down in his french cellar that just happens to be inhabited by ghosts

indubitably-diddly good sir
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>>724423611
Mac DeMarco? Lol you're 19 yr old fresh faces faggot who hasn't touched boobs yet. Probobly had a gay experience with best friend at age 14.
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Beegees, elo, steve miller.
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>>724423561
I'm assuming you know since you've received some of the same pics as me.
Why are you impersonating though??
It's so weird to me. Making them seem creepy like they'd share an exs nudes.
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>>724423333
going to listen to these
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>>724418690
Blink-182 {before before enema of the state}
HOME {i know its not a band but they make good music}
NWA (before the normies ruined it for me}
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>>724423717
Keep projecting bro
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>>724423720
cool guy that is like, 40
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morphine
steely dan
the streets
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>>724423617
Title fight is gay. And your gay for being into gay pop hardcore. >>724423721
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>>724423484
you're just a dumb-ass with terrible taste in music. rape yourself to death
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>>724423489
You're close to being a faggot.
Congratulations!
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>>724423628
Grew up in Houston, live in DFW. Get fucked.
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>>724418690

>Type O Negative
>A Perfect Circle
>Soundgarden
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>>724423789
jewish nasaly voice
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE?

faggeto
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>>724423943
My nigga. I'm from fort worth. Where you from?
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>>724423962
Type O Negative

vr nce m8 bt ur othr chcs r sht fgt
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>>724423721
I am the OP in the pic tho. You're talking to an imposter.
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>>724418690
Don't forget, kids. OP is ALWAYS a faggot, but tonight he went full out.

>uses some traps picture and claims it is them
>listens to edgy music
>self projects in every reply
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>>724424073
Actually, no. IM the OP here
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>Metallica
>Muse
>The Killers
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the antlers, joy division, the doors
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>>724423962
A perfect circles gay but the other two have killer riffs.
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>slipknot
>disturbed
>avenged sevenfold
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>>724424073
post your dick, faggot.
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>>724424073
Nah, you're weird as fuck.
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>>724423789
enema of the state was awful.
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>Linkin Park
>Foo Fighters
>Rise Against

Runners up include Mumford and Sons, and old style Greenday.

Come on Anons, do your worst
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>>724424129
Prove it. Say something only I would know?
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>>724418690
You don't listen to enough music
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>>724423902

Ya I figured that's the type of person you were. Enjoy getting rectal cancer at 50, having a mid life crises and dying at 55 fagbag.
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>>724423148
I never get a response to this
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>>724419594
Frequents /mu/
Probably frequents /fa/ as well
Closeted trump voter who can't say so because his friends and family would shun him.
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>>724424176
lol
this is bait. no one is this fucking stupid
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>>724418690

AC/DC
The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
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>>724423333
>bands
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>>724424215
Probobly a wigger or 14 skater Boi faggot
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>>724424221
>>724424129
Weirdos.
I'M OP. ama
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>>724424143
creepy bi sexual guy in his mid to late 20s

possibly contracted multiple STD's and has trashy tats covering his arms and legs

ear plugs and a septum piercing
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>>724424212
thats why i said BEFORE enema of the state. And if you think enema of the state sucked, then you will definitely hate california
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>>724423812
Lol nope 22 at home with a part time job. thanks for thinking so highly of me though.
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>>724424239
MSI is alright imo anon
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>>724424227
my thoughts exactly. branch out op
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>>724423969
how so?
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>Neck Deep
>The Wonder Years
>Real Friends
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>>724423148
Mc Lars is a one hit wonder the other two are faggy pop punk for suburb kids with trust funds who go to punk shows to feel and try to act tough.
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>>724423878
I got into title fight when they released their first album and I liked them ever since. It is what it is mang

Also, nice doggo pic
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>>724424322
29,not bi, only one STD ,no tats piercings or any of that shit anon, also nice dubs
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>>724424328
i was agreeing with you lol. enema of state sucked. their stuff before was good.

and actually im 951 socal. i don't understand your point though
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Madvillain, Chance the rapper, The Otogibanashi's
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>>724424451
>not bi

full gay
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>>724420918
You have good music taste and at least one leather jacket.
Probably overweight, too old to be on this board, drink real ale / craft brewery stuff and are probably a bit racist, even if you manage to keep it under wraps in public.
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>>724424215
You're like my high-school band teacher. He bore a striking resemblance to Jack black. You probably wear plaid shirts on occasion.

>>724424278
Dad?

>>724424280
Would you prefer that he list his favorite orchestras?
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Fair to midland
Karnivool
Blind Melon
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>>724424532
not even anon, but thanks for making me kek
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>>724424568
>orchestras
Yes.
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>>>724424278 (You)
>Dad?

Get off this place son, we dknt need another degenerate in our family
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>>724424582
Fair to midland is super gay. Fake ass wannabe hardcore. Saw em live once. All of their fans were either super young people or old as fuck faggots who were to old to get out of the house. I bet you also like o sleeper and consider them metal?
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>>724424417
I don't see how MSI or Days N Daze fit into pop punk. MSI is classified as industrial and Days is folk punk
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>>724424372
the only thing that just set this thread over the edge of the cringe meter is some asshole listing Yellowcard, Blink182, and Evanescence in the same reply
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>>724424490
when i said california i was referring to their latest album not the state although the state sucks too since its filled with libcucks
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>>724424568
you psychic motherfucker I wear plaid shirts all the goddamn time

have no clue in fuck how you derived that from my music taste tho
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>>724418690
tool
deftones
faith no more
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>>724424727
I've seen days live twice and everybody was a fake crust suburban kid who tried to act tough and pick drunk fights. Theyre not even punk. They're a bunch of pop stars.
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>Death Grips
>The Front Bottoms
>Grimes
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>>724421556
Makes own shitty music, has at least one crappy little midi controller keyboard hooked up to a laptop.

Extremely white and does not do 'cool' well. Probably wore a pair of those single lens sunglasses without irony when they came out.

Quite thin and pale... Probably a smoker.
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>>724424769
yeah isn't this thread trying to guess people based on music taste? Not just saying somebody has shit taste.
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>>724424756
oh well thank god im in a red county lol
we actually had trump supporters around town leading up to the election lol
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>>724421909
Please wash your hair
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>>724424833
27 yr old who thinks he's a metal head but in reality you've never even been to a show and only listen to bands on the radio.
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>>724424723
o sleeper?
and no they're not metal. they're about as heavy as Chevelle.

they are my favorite because of their progressive art style, especially in the early to mid 2000s.

not even close to hardcore wtf?
they sound like tool if anything.
>>
i thought b would have more interesting music... you are all disappointments
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>>724424738
Not that anon, but Yellowcard isn't that bad, blink is shit, and I used to listen to Evanescense
>>
no blue oyster cult listed itt yet huh

what the fuck is wrong with you faggots
>>
>>724422225
Decent sense of humour and politically aware more than most.
Could be a bit of a bell-end
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>>724424897
it was a good guess though anon, almost too good
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>>724425029
go to /mu/ you cuck
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>>724425029
Post your bands then faggot.
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Angra
Korpiklaani
Rammstein
>>
Guided by voices
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>>724424769
Band teacher wore plaid shirts almost everyday at school, I assumed similar would apply to you. Foofighters in specific just goes with plaid in my mind, not sure why though.
>>
>Tailer Swift
>Jack black from the funny school movie
> my dad, hes reely cool
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>>724421909
>primus
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>Muse
>Incubus
>Radiohead
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>>724425143
someone has a disappointing relationship with their transgender father
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>>724425196
dream team right there bby.
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>>724425143
Good choice anon. You probobly play video games too much. Slightly overweight probobly dirty long hair. Somewhere in Brazil or Mexico?
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>>724425196
14-15 year old who thinks he's cool and edgy for going on 4chan
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>>724425170
I feel your band teacher and I would have got along quite nicely, was he a descent musician?
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>>724425196
your dad was my fave <3
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>>724425143
Angra

interesting choice JUAN PEREZ GUILLERMO JESUS SANCHEZ

pick fucking related
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>>724418690
Filthy frank, pink guy
Nirvana
The Beatles
xDDD i have the best choices here all of the other ppls choices suck lol
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>>724424882
I've never seen them live I've just listened to them on YouTube. It sucks the crowds are shit, but I can't see them as pop stars regardless
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Blind Guardian
Devin Townsend Project
Powerwolf
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Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blind Melon
Jesse Stewart
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>>724424738
whats wrong with the pre enema of the state blink that i listed :(
>>
>>724424970
close, been to plenty of concerts tho
>>
Spock's Beard
Rival Sons
Dead Daisies
>>
Bathory
Ulver
Morgana Lefay
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>>724418690
your boobies are getting bigger heh
>>
>>724425355
your mother left you in an orphanage after asking the mirror on the wall whether or not youd be a faggot
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>>724418690
does underground rap count as bands?

>Gizmo
>Prohibeo
>Ned Bundy
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>>724425133
I will. Thank you, anon, you have been very helpful. I hope you have a great evening and a fruitful and fulfilling rest of your life.
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>>724425308
this fuckin hecker
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>>724425355
Your parents are German or Eastern European immigrants and you resent that they left.

>Iron Maiden
>Uriah Heep
>Sonata Arctica
>>
>DIE ANTWOORD
>Tchaikovsky
>Sade
>>
>slipknot
>disturbed
>linkin park
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>>724425134
Ive been drown out by fucking foo fighters and slipknot
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>>724425548
sonata arctica

make like a wolf and get caged you fucking faggot
>>
>>724425284
One of the best I've heard, his primary was trumpet, however he was also just as good on trombone. Should've been a university trumpet instructor.
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>>724425586
can't use the internet for music yet?
the radio isn't the only place where music comes from.
>>
>>724425549
you are from SA, and had a hard father and a soulfull mother
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>>724425586
20 something year old stuck in the early 2000s, wears black all the time with a choker and wallet chain, probably still lives at home with mom and dad
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>>724418690
Yes
Heart
Green Day
>>
Ennio Morricone
Eivør
Eric Carmen
>>
>>724425549
freaky zeff boy who likes little white trash girls' cookies
>>
>>724425586
Literally the worst kind of human being. Please take yourself out of the gene pool if all the jobs in refuse processing are taken.
>>
>Nirvana
>The Killers
>Idk i dont listen to anything else
>>
>>724424833
your name is chris and you play the guitar but not as good as your other friend whose name is also chris. you have 2 dogs and one is neutered. the other is not but it only has 1 testical. you have 14 sisters whose names are as follows
1) marissa
2) samantha (she goes by sam sometimes)
3) madalyn
4) julia
5) stephanie
6) danielle
7) lauren
8) patricia
9) rebecca
10) kathy
11) katie
12) karen
13) kristen
and
14) kiersta

you are the only boy and you are the 13th youngest one.

your dad used to drink a lot but has since started to cut back because his doctor warned him of diabetes

your mother cheats on your dad. your dad doesn't know (and don't tell him)

you have a large group of friends but none of them know you are a closet homo. although, you often tell yourself that if your friend kevin came onto you you wouldn't say no.

you have a distant relative that died recently and your grandma is super upset about it but you could not care less. it makes you fell like a monster but then you realize, " hey i never even met the lady"

you read books when you want to and not when you're told to. but the books need to have a picture in them because you have ADD and will lose interest.

you once stole something from a dollar store and felt really bad about it, and even though it means nothing now, you still wont tell anyone.

you wish your father would talk to you more, yet you show no effort of wanting to talk to him.

taurus

favorite color is black

you used to cut yourself in middle school but never deep enough to actually hurt, but just bleed a little.

you will die when you are 67 alone. but only because your wife died 10 days prior and you guys never had kids because of a fatal kick-to-the-nuts incident that happens in 12 days.


also your birthday is in november
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>>724425651
Wow, you have given me hope for the future anon.

A plaid shirt wearing Trumpet master, what a guy.
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>>724425684
>>
Burzum
Mgla
Carach Angren
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>>724425758
Julia?
>>
>Foo fighters
>Kid Cudi
>Kanye
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>>724418690
Plays Katatonia to seduce goth twinks and traps
Plays Black Sabbath to drown out sound of fapping
Never plays Ramones, modifies Ramones posters with feminine clothing clipped from Lawrence Welk posters, and faps to them.

Screams "I Wanna Be Wunnerful Wunnerful Wunnerfully Sedated" when he cums
>>
>>724425549
Art student... Fucks about like an attention whore to cover for the fact they have zero direction in life and to fend of the feelings of ultimate nothingness.
>>
>>724425758
tryhard.
this post will 404 in less than an hour and you wasted all this time
>>
>>724425867
Kid Cudi's latest album is actually one of the worst albums I've ever heard.
>>
>>724425866
sam
>>
>>724425665
why not fucking switch Green Day out for Bonnie Tyler and make that hair appointment with your mothers gay hair dresser she always tries to set you up with fggot?
>>
>>724425736
and what do you listen to anon?
>>
>>724425919
>implying we're not all wasting our fucking time here
>>
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Gorillaz
Slipknot
Street Sects (If you don't know who Streets Sects are, LOOK THEM THE FUCK UP)
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>>724425658
Actually East but true and true on the other parts.
Very good anon.

>>724425721
*freaky zeff girl who likes little white trash boys' cookies
But yea

>>724425902
Outta school
only two partners
>they have zero direction in life and to fend of the feelings of ultimate nothingness
Right on the money, freaky.
>>
>jimi hendrix
>the doors
>the who
>>
>the killers
>the cure
>radiohead
R8 me please
>>
>>724425814
Has a White-sup complex and cannot move to the lands anon wants... prop cus of a case of no job and "allthemimmis are the reason"
>>
>Motorhead
>Ronnie James Dio
>Sabaton
>>
Greenday
Blink 182
Linkin Park
Slipknot
>>
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>>724426010
MODS MODS MODS

admitted PEDOPHILE prowling 4chan for little boy penis

MODSSS
>>
>>724425968
Your mother's squeals of ecstasy.
>>
>>724424568
>Dad?
Nah mate, I'm in college lol... I feel like they have it more authentic back then tho
>>
>>724426045
The killers are fucking cool. I like Believe me Natalie. Your fav?
>>
>>724418690
Opeth
Soviet Soviet
The Smiths
>>
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>>724426073
here's the redart who can't raed.
>>
>>724426045
white guy
>>
>Margot and the nuclear so and so's
>Soilwork
>Eden/The eden project
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>>724426122
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>>724426192
>>
>>724426192
What? xD i just decided to list 1 more band lol quit getting mad bro its just a prank xD
>>
>>724426073
you're a rebel. a rule-breaker.

no one would want to get mixed in with a guy like you.
also, you can't read very well
>>
>>724426068
You wanted to be a Cop, but never applied, and now you feel like you're too old to bother.

>Rhapsody
>Edguy
>Nightwish
>>
>>724426170
i like midnight show.
>>
>>724426141
>makes "your mother" joke
>claims i'm the worst type of person
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>>724426224
>>
>>724426264
your mom thinks i read very well you faggot xD get off my back bro
>>
>>724425224
You seem like someone I can hang out with anon
>>
>>724426266
15 year old fat pc gamer going thru the power metal phase
>>
>>724423617
You's my nigga
>>
>>724426266
likes metal 'cos its "hard" - has to have a tale to tell - eather does not know tarja or is a ignorant to list nw here
>>
>>724424526

>Madvillain
>The Otogibanashi's
>Sam Gellaitry

Sam and Chance are probably interchangeable.
>>
>>724425966
Oh my goodness, I love Bonnie Tyler!
>>
>>724426266
I'm 20 with no want to be a cop. Good try though
>>
Porter Robinson
Daft Punk
Slayer
>>
>Pink Floyd
>Tool
>Radiohead
>>
>>724426022
You think that your musical tastes are superior to those born from the same generation as you
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>>724426266
>>724426563
you aint never too old to beat some niggers
>>
>>724426584
Always had a soft spot for daft punk and porter robinson is an interesting artist, not my cup of tea though. I peg you in late teens to early 20's.
>>
>>724426584
asuming anyone here know you porter.. get lost
>>
Prism
Glenn Miller (and by extension his big band)
Taylor Swift

Honorable mentions:
George Watsky
REO Speedwagon
>>
>>724426643
FUCKING SPOT ON
>>
>>724426677
You got it haha
>>
Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats
Blue Oyster Cult
Iron Claw
>>
>>724426054
Not true at all, i dont care about other ppl, and i cant move to any land/country i want... Also i have no job, and thats the reason i want to move soon... And i feel kinda fit, so i dont think athletism is my problem.
>>
>>724426285
I'm surprised your mother had time to teach you such sound reading skills in between all the occasions she was blowing me, anon.
>>
>>72442672
I don't understand this sentence
>>
>>724426677
>I peg you in late teens

since when did this become an underage gay sex chat? aka secondlife
>>
>Zomboy
>Deltron 3030
>Omnitica
>>
>>724426831
lel
>>
>>724426772
You wear denim jackets unironically.
>>
>>724426823
She's in her seventies so knock yourself out, also cheers for your compliments sir
>>
>>724426772
Uncle acid is too new for you to be in your 40's with blue oyster cult and iron claw. early to mid 20's and you either still have or used to have super long hair and only wore black tee shirts with your favorite bands.
>>
>>724426831
keked
>>
>>724426817
>and i cant move to any land/country i want
you see the problem in your sentence ?
>>
>>724426611
You were the only Asian in your small town highschool and desperately wanted to fit in with the white kids
>>
>Emarosa
>Kevin Gates
>Elvis
>>
Taylor swift (only her country)
Krewella
The Weeknd

guess away boys
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