NZ/New Zealand thread

Life, it's bad.

too early

>>724418640
Shut the fuck up.

Why are IDs even back?

oi m8 throw on a shrimp on the barbie

Too depressed to even watch a movie.

>>724419382
Why you depressed, anon?

>>724419799
Just life. It's not important.

>>724419929
What are you doing to change things?

>>724420520
Nothing.

>>724420591
thats the spirit

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>>724418031
This is now an Australia thread

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>>724418031

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Australia thread now

>>724420813
>prawns on a doll
i'm not following

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Fishy twat obviously
>>724420896

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I am POTUS and I agree AUSTRALIA is the BEST

I haven't pooed yet today.

>>724421670
Drink some strong coffee.

I found this on /x/ what you guys think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY

>>724421828
I have.

>>724421670
Neither.

>>724422001
I can feel it rumbling, though. It'll happen shortly.

>>724421670
a few of those 3L ocean spray cranberry juice's.

you'll be popping the cork in no time.

>>724419382
Hey other depressed anon

>>724421916
Nothing happened.

anyone selling that dank in south auckland??

>>724422165
There's probably more than just us 2.

>>724422275
nope, we are a good drug free god faring country.
>>724422298
Yeah but you an I openly bitch about it.

>>724422298
You might be the only ones. I'm somewhat happy.
All I need is a big spoon and I'm golden.

>>724422421
Not a fan of spooning, just ends with both our hair in my face

>>724420813
That's a Cindy doll

>>724422499
I'm fairly short and a top knot works wonders, sometimes I braid.

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I'm too hot boys

>>724422667
my hairs at the point where if i do a top knot i look like the onions from Banjo Kazooie

>>724422667
So does a buzz cut

>>724422919
Why im laying under the Ac half naked.

nate here day of soberness and battlefield had a few wanks on leather seat think bout writing a diary but wont cause im busy all day

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>>724423004
Pixs bb

>>724423197
im a pasty white dude, nothing youd wanna see. In fact yugi is probs more ripped than me.

What you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G3KBcE9KYY

>>724423320
Then you sound perfect ;_;

>>724422958
The day I get a buzz cut is the day some one sponsors me to shave off my long blonde locks for cancer. It's something I've always wanted to do but let's be honest here, it's never gonna happen.

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A too early. B no edition. C kapiti fag here

>>724423330

>the strokes
Nice. How did you get into them?

0406 019 386

>>724422957
Kek

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more phoebe

>>724423525
04, thats welly aint it?

>>724423593
Sure is. Who has a land line these days?

>>724423110
Don't write a diary, people will think you're gay

>>724423384
You have strange tastes, maybe oneday ill find the courage to take a photo of the train wreck that is me.

>>724423593
Aus, Victoria

>>724423512
I'm just listening to this song, I like what I've heard of them though.

Wish I had a fucking drink.

>>724424447
Same bro, trying to at least appear to be cutting back.

>>724424447
They make fucking drinks now?

>>724423593
04 is mobile in Australia.

>>724424895
have been for ages. the have roofies in them

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>Christchurch

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any joggers in west auckland?

>>724425330
I live in West Auckland and if I see joggers I throw acorns at them.

>>724425330
Nothing more manly than a dora back pack, except maybe a powerpuff girls wallet. Takes some balls man.

>>724425670
FUCKING YOU! I will fucking find you cunt!

>>724425670
Whatever cunt. You eat the acorns. And cock.

>>724425082
Hey bb

>>724425745
>>724425803
You bitches are just jealous that I have an oak tree.

>>724425837
ey sex me plz

Funny how a European group is automatically racist.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/education/90073114/were-not-racist-claims-new-european-student-association

>>724425837
What's the haps

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>>724426284
got this just in time for the semester.

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>>724426337
Thats my line.

>>724426482
Mad lad. I love it

Yawn

>>724426489
What are you? A break dancer from the 80s?

>>724426700
dubs dont lie

What time is it right now in NZ?

>>724426920
10

>>724426920
10 pm.

>>724426920
The correct time.

so how do you guys rank these days vs wales and pakistan in sheep fucked per capita?

>>724427169
The pakis fuck goats you ignorant fuck.

>>724427169
We have a ton of pakis so pretty high I guess.

Dunedin reporting.

holy fucking shit i'm so bored this sucks.

>>724427169
4th after aus

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私が知られるまで毎回ここに来る

>>724427259
Jerk it?

>>724427259
Get wasted then fam.

>>724427259
That's what you get for living in Dunedin. Come to Auckland, I will finger your bumhole.

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I have shit that need to be done but i'm on here. FUCKKCC

>>724427319
Too early.

>>724427336
Nothing to drink / noone to drink with cause it's monday and my friends have classes tomorrow.

>>724427337
Yeah nah i'm good thanks mate. but for real Auckland sounds good compred to this shit hole it's so dead there's nothing to do.

For your sperm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYqUYnXRQX0&t=1532s

I'm only 4fag in my town, so I will never see any of you fags

>>724427440
If it makes you feel better in Auckland there's heaps to do but only if you're not autistic. I spend 95% of my time inside.

>>724427440
Classes can't stop my alcoholism
>>724427650
What a loss

>>724427650
I'm not the only one in my town..

>>724427650
You Levinbro from a few nights back?

>>724427715
It's pronounced "fleg".

>>724427650
what town?

nelson

>>724427851
no?
>>724428004
Pahiatua
its a shit town

>>724428285
Im so sorry anon. lived a shit hole for most of my life to.

>>724428285
I know a couple people from there...

>>724428285
>Pahiatua
Sounds like one of those towns where everyone has fucked everyone

Suicidal ideation hours.

>>724428285
Huh, I was living outside Woodville up until last month

>>724428484
just like every place north of Auckland.
>>724428485
I call those hours being awake.

>>724428507
Know a tranny there?

>>724428285
Canadafag here
Why are NZ town names so silly? You should have normal town names like:

Dildo
Happy Adventure
Punkydoodles Corners
Swastika
Spread Eagle
Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump
etc.

Fucking fags.

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>>724428485
This + head.

>>724428563
We have nigger hill.

Why do these threads exist? /int/ exists for a reason.
This is coming from a kiwi btw

>>724428507
Have a lot of friends from Woodville also a good story about being there.

>>724428484
Sure is

>>724428360
Thanks, I moving soon. thank fuck.

>>724428474
Like who?

>>724428681
The Smits boys haha

>>724428667
cause why not.
>>724428681
Feels good man. moved to welly few years back blew my mind how shit home really was.

>>724428729
Have no idea who they are I think

>>724428563
We have Arthurs Knob, Nigger Hill, Young Nicks Head, Whakapapa (pronounced fuck a papa), Hooker Valley, Waipu (Why poo), Shag Point...

>>724428787
Which is all far less tame than red deer.

>>724428787
That's better. Carry on.

>>724428787
>Waipu
never going back, you cant make me.

>>724428891
>>724428919
If it makes it better, some of the Maori translations are neat.
Urewera = Single Genitals
Tarawera = Burning Vagina
Tuataekuri = Dog Shit.

>>724428787
Don't forget Hamilton.

>>724429063
plz no, we are all trying to forget the tron exists

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>>724429045
Let's not forget good old Matata

>>724429063
We also have a Hamilton in Canada. It's a shithole.

>>724428787
Ayy I live like half an hour away from Whypoo

>>724429128
I read somewhere that many NZ place names aren't even official. So everyone can start just calling matata, Hakuna Matata.

>>724429171
Ruakaka? I mean Two Shits

>>724429155
It's good to hear that Hamilton is a shit hole across the board..

>>724429229
wrong
http://www.linz.govt.nz/regulatory/place-names

>>724429266
Rather comforting isn't it?

>>724429252
Nah, whangas

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accurate, imo

>>724429360
You too can escape, join me friend and we can spread the good word.
Unless you went to Kamo or Tiki then stay plz

>>724420813
Hm

>>724429388
100%

>>724429266
Ours is full of Niggers and East Indians, and fucking filthy because of it.

>>724429252
Oh man, I nearly forgot TAUMATAWHAKATANGIHANGAKOAUAUOTAMATEATURIPUKAKAPIKIMAUNGAHORONUKUPOKAIWHENUAKITANATAHU

>>724429438
I hope some day

>>724429388
"Basically Australia"

Fuck, I often think that when I'm over at the Mount.

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>>724428563
Where you from in leaf land?

>>724429486
Ours is the Chlamydia capital

>>724429502
lol we probs know each other dude.

>>724429531
The opposite side of the Pacific from you. Victoria, Vancouver Island.

>>724429545
That's an old meme. It's Gisborne now, according to the statistics.

>>724429547
Dave?

>>724429611
Gross, you're basically in Seattle.

>>724429746
lol no. Ex hori from onyx

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>>724428507
Do you know those two old brothers who have majestic beards and usually wear bright colored sweaters...

>>724429745
Really? It's been a long time since I cared about Gisborne or Hamilton, I'll be honest.
>>724429819
I wasn't even the other guy I just thought it would be funny to say Dave.

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>>724429829
Fuuuuuck she's cute. I'm going in boys.

>>724429804
I guess? I've never even been to Seattle, unless you count routing through their airport.

>>724429547
I know a few people who browse here, does your name start with a, j, l or k?

>>724430077
starts with A yes and no, im not simpkin

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exxxtrasmall ad on bottom of page is getting me hard

>>724430207
The one with the 13 year Olds?

>>724430136
Simpkin?

Living with a girl for 2 years = married

Retailers mostly sell the 2nds from china that countries like the USA don't want

Scummy Electronics retailers sell junk thats overpriced

Average New Zealand woman is overweight and has an average of 20 sex partners.

Whats not to love?

Cue the line of insults for stating the truth....

>>724430346
yeso

Depressed as fuck tonight, couldn't be worse.

>>724430616
Let it out, talk to us about it.

>>724430682
Just alone, broke up with someone. It was my fault, didn't put in the necessary effort. Can't be fixed either, they've moved on by now.

>>724430616
just vent fam we here for you.

>>724430788
feels bro.

Now that homegrown is over Tinder has become boring again..

>>724430992
I know right. now its just the usual vic hoes.

>>724431078
I'm more complaining about the vegan neck beards and fat indians

>>724431201
Can't say im usually looking at the guys on there. Live next to several fat Indians though my deepest apologies.

>>724418031
Where's all the kiwi bitches nudes

>>724430207
>2017
>not having ublock
wtf is wrong with you?

>>724431357
you don't want that. our women aren't attractive.

>>724431325
And I don't look at the girls.
All I ask for is a white male with a strong jaw line, couple of Tatts and a possible six pack (not necessary.) Maybe he might drink a couple do bros and listen to metal. Sigh.

>>724431479
You described me sans abs. It's a shame you're probably ugly.

>>724431479
lol thats me outa the race. Good luck to you, in your quest for a bogan.

>>724431598
>>724431616
Two kinds of people.

>>724431598
Not categorically ugly in the face but I do have stretch marks.

>>724431689
I'm 32. All women I date have stretch marks.

>>724431689
see im just ugly.

>>724431616
I mean I also like the stealth Bogan in a suit lol.

>>724431689
Show us ya sexy stretchys

Post face.

>>724431858
I'd rather not lol

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>>724431876

>>724431827
>Suit
I've worm my once to a funeral. im one of those anemic looking bogans.

>>724431938
How much do you weigh?

>>724432002
Oh man, my tits alone would be about 5kg.

>>724432070
thats like 4% of my whole body weight.

>>724425082
Are the nignogs in ChCh as bad as the ones in Ashburton?

>>724432070
Post with timestamp

>>724432216
Well, I'm not a skinny Vic hoe haha.. any blonde stick figure with a face like mine wouldn't be here that's for sure.

>>724432070
post pics even clothed is fine.

>>724432216
>>724432070
So you're 125kg? You could easily sufficate me in my sleep. I'm interested.

>>724432385
>having your face up your own ass

>>724432290
>>724432386
4chan has plenty of those..
>>724432399
Oh hell no I'm not that fat hahaha.

>>724432070
I didn't ask about your tits but if you want to talk about them show don't tell. How much does the rest of you weigh?

>>724432442
>Not being allowed to like the way you look

>>724432399
Im maybe a bony 70 lol

>>724432510
>actually believing that feelings matter.

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>>724432510
>having a face

>>724432621
So a little chubby, big tits and arse and maybe a bit of a tummy, kind of plain looking but not ugly. Based on description would smash.

>>724432697
>Being forever alone because of a lack of empathy

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these?

>>724432767
>being forever alone because I cant love anyone but myself.

>youtube asks how pleased I am with my recommendations
>say very dissatisfied
>'OK, we'll tune your recommendations
>reload page
>same fucking recommendations

>>724432767
>not knowing what empathy means because you don't like stupid made up names for stupid shit.

>>724432281
Niggers are fucking annoying, if I wasn't so skinny I'd smash their fucking brains in.

>>724432882
fuck i thought i was narcissistic

>>724432813
always smile when i see these.

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Dunners reporting.

Back from a late night mish.
The police come up, reckon there's an RB threat around the place.

>>724432813
Ding ding

>>724432972
Hows it going mate?

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>>724432959
why?

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>>724432813
at least show the nips

>>724432972
RB threat?

>>724432930
I know right? The cunts smash into cars, steal everything out of them, Rob Stores are Dairies then go get on the piss.

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>>724433032
and the vag

>>724433012
cause I like those boobs.

>>724432991
Mother fucker, have I been chatting up Quercy this whole time AGAIN. We can never be together, no matter how much you want to marry me.

>>724433090
HAHA I was dropping mad hints.

>>724433057
maybe he means an RB Engine out of a Nissan or something

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_RB_engine

>>724433090
How'd you not guess dude.

>>724433135
Yeah I had you in my mind the whole time and was like "Oh, like Quercy, I can work with that". I'm pretty fucking clueless though.

>>724433135
Can we have something new to wank to?

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>>724433090
>call her ugly
>ask her weight
>imply shes fat
So, THAT'S how you pick up women.

>>724433311
Yes, try your other hand.

>>724433377
Kek

>>724433339
kek

>>724428563
I thought you made these all up

>>724433339
Meh, I bet she doesn't even know who I am.

>>724433554
>>724433556
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
How do we always do this?

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any inverfags on?

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>>724433311

>>724433622
Nobody even lives there.

>>724433694
>checks Q folder
This is new boys.

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>>724432997
It's going breddygud, danke. You?
>>724433057
Chea cuz
As per >>724433191, and also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WrAs1r_w8g

>>724433556
Uke.

>>724433737
bored and alone, so the usual.

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>>724433766
OK, maybe you do...

>>724433694
Turn the light on Q

>>724433729
>look at the filename
it's new. it's not a 4chan filename.

>>724433737
>>>724433694
>>checks Q folder
>This is new boys.

>>724433737
so its a bomb threat or someones going around stealing rb engines?

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>>724433828
>tfw idbro died and was reincarnated as tits

>>724433901
i really fucked that post up somehow kek

Can't wait to kill myself.

>>724433901
My guess is you had my text highlighted and it auto copied to the post.

>>724434002
yep looks like it lmfao

>>724433862
we all knew it was you bro. nobody else is so in love with her

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>>724433887
CBF cause I'm sick and it's bright asf
>>724433957 don't do it

>>724433957
same brother
>>724434119
top cleavage.

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>>724434119
>just enough tease
>lip pout
FFS please don't do this to me.

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>>724434119
bruh when are you not sick? you were sick when this was taken too

>>724433957
If this post is a GET you die of old age. /roll

>>724434297
boom safe.

>>724434279
Most of the time I am well.

>>724434279
I bet her diet is exclusively food you would feed to a 3 year old child like chicken nuggets and peas and nothing else. Her immune system is basically AIDS.

>>724434438
That'd be me

I want to snuggle a someone in a fursuit

>>724434410
just seems like you are always sick when you're posting tits

>>724434508
only sick cunts posts tits
and I mean sick as in aussie slang

>>724434498
where you at

>>724434498
Who wants to wear a fursuit in this heat? Your dreams are not realistic.

>>724434438
Actually I eat quite well and I hate chicken nuggets, thread knows I hate them lol

>>724434608
Wellington soon.
Not sure how close to the city.

>>724434702
actually depending on the persons location it could be quite cold.

i.e. dunedin rn is fucking cold

>>724434757
You're a tendies woman, I get it. Classy.

>>724434438
>>724434757

To add, I'm not usually sick at all unless my toddler comes down with something and in this current case that's exactly what happened.

>>724434804
Like this?
https://i.yuki.la/gif/1463306722455.webm

>>724434842
Bro I know that feeling. Whenever lilUke gets fucking anything I am done. Hard out manflu here.

>>724434797
It's not bad out tonight IMO
I'd post the pic from that night when it was -7 and all of town was sheet ice but gookmoot got me fucked up on that file size limit

>>724434765
I am in the city.

>>724434940
i havent been outside but it was pretty cold here since about 12pm or so IMO.

>>724422298
There is no depression in New Zealand

>>724435140
Yeah! They fixed it.

>>724423584
Holy fucking shit, I went to highschool with those girls....

>>724434974
If you're a fursuiter in Wellington, I wonder if I've seen your fursuit before at Armageddon...

>>724435212
But you never fucked them nor do you have any more nudes of them so it doesn't matter.

>>724435188
>>724435140
Exactly, brb gotta take ma prozac.

>>724435274
Kek
>fucked the one with her tit out when she stayed round for my sister

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>>724433887
You're in luck I had to search for my papers.

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Got me a new vape. It's too powerful and drinks all my juice in a day. I am going to start making my own juice.

I am aware nobody cares but there's nowhere else I can say this.

>>724435526
stop smoking

>>724430437
You missed highest sense of entitlement in the known universe

>>724435526
You only have like, 2 bras, don't you.

>>724435557
>making my own juice.
oh god.

>>724435583
I have 4. They break all the time

>>724435637
Them tiddies too swole

>>724435714
Yep.

>>724423584
Any more?

>>724430437
>Living with a girl for 2 years = married
That's defacto law and as soon as one person moves out the defacto relationship ends.

>Retailers mostly sell the 2nds from china that countries like the USA don't want
This is false. Each market has it's own laws and requirements that manufacturers have to obey
>Scummy Electronics retailers sell junk thats overpriced
It costs more in New Zealand due to shipping to an isolated island
>Average New Zealand woman is overweight and has an average of 20 sex partners.
The average weight of a New Zealand woman is 72.6kg, that statistic includes islanders who are disproportionately obese.
>Whats not to love?
You
>Cue the line of insults for stating the truth....
I will insult you for being a faggot with no facts to back up your statements.

>You missed highest sense of entitlement in the known universe
That would be Americans.

>>724435526
You focus too much attention on your tits. Your ass is best asset.

>>724435607
I am becoming a meme. I need to buy me a fedora.

>>724435924
I like my boobs though

>>724436033
boobs are best.

Eight more to go, boes

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>>724436033
>>724436092
dat ass tho.

>>724436156
If this thread gets 300 I will eat 2 packets of noodles instead of one.

>>724436223
Sounds like you wanna eat two packs of noodles.

how do so many people have naked pictures of you and how do you reply to people?

>>724436263
I am leaving that up to fate, my friend.

>>724436187
tbh all of Q is pre good.
>>724436327
hol up eri body shit post.

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>>724436290
>being this new

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Keep it hunna.

New thread or go to bed?

>>724436387
Surely it's bait? Right?

>>724436290
Lol what? And You click or tap the number on the right top of the comment.

>>724436432
ok thanks you are cute whats your number? i like your tits?

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>>724436425
would think so

>>724436396
New thread. Nights still young.

>>724436432
>autistic screeching

>>724436557
get to it lad

>>724436523
6

>>724436523
New thread pic should be a pic of Qs box as the union jack her nipples as the stars

>>724436664
>>724436664
>>724436664

>>724436674
I'll make this happen for tomorrow

>>724436674
Or ass as the jack

>>724436674
Fucking wrong reply. Whose the newfag now?
Meant for >>724436557

>>724436714
LMFAO yes this has to happen.

new thread flag.

>>724436674
Why not an actually attractive chick?

>>724436601
I dialed your number but all I hear is beeps. Are you a roboto?

>>724436788
Are you going to deliver? No? Then mind your own business. If you deny she has epic tits, ass and pussy you're just gay.

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hey, what every happened to blogfag?
>Schizophrenic breakdown?
>prison for stalking?
>finally killed himself and didn't even live stream it?

>>724436931
All of the above? I was wondering too

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I pussied out again when a nigger pushed me over
I fucking hate Cuckland.

>>724437338
faggot

I am skinny as fuck but I don't take any shit. They drop nuts if you stand up to them. Put on the crazy white guy routine, they shit their pants but try to hide it.

"You're not even worth it ow"

>>724436853
>lol ur gay for not liking mediocrity
Nah man, just got a strict "No fat chicks" policy.

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>>724437419
>a nigger in a yellow basketball shirt was mad,
>another one was following it trying to talk to it,
>I looked away to try & pass quietly w/o having to cross th road,
>my mistake was showing weakness to a nigger,
>it shouted somethng like "wake up cunt, look where you're going",
>I walked on th grass to get out of it's way, it crossed and grabs my arm I put up,
>and I'm not strong enough to not get thrown
should have got my knife out and gone after it
niggers spit on me and fucking destroy everythng we provide for them

>>724437481
Which is fine but you're the minority. Thus out voted.

>>724437481
>nah man, just aiming to be a wizard

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>>724437034
I wish people cared about my storytiming

>>724437666
I care about your trips, Satan.

>>724437642
t. chubby chaser