/b/ Please. You got to help me. I only have about 2 months left

>>724410552
>2 months left of high school
Underage b&

>>724410674
He's a senior could be 18

>>724410674
Nigga, I'm 18 in a state where the age of consent is 16. Help a /b/rother out.

>>724410552
Go to parties, chat with girls one will want to fuck you

If there's that much pressure go visit a whore. No way you're getting laid with the attitude you have right now.

>>724410900
I hope you're right about this one

>>724411107
Bruh, the whores out here are ugly as hell. I'm talking prairie niggers. The white whores look like they have daddy issues and/or only fuck black guys

>>724411122
I'm a senior as well, I've only fucked 2 girls but one of them was a result of smoking with this girl at a party and all of a sudden she asked if I wanted to fuck, pretty easy

>>724411283
So find the girls that get high?

>>724411255
In nice parts of Texas there are non inbred girls that are quite attractive, unlike San Antonio trash

>>724411323
No, I've seen far more drunk girls want to fuck than smokers, went to a party last week and some random girl grabbed my dick cause she thought it would Ben funny. Drunk =retarded and horny

>>724411591
Seems easy. Now all I need to do is find a party.

>>724411323
But if your sober it's kinda rape ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>724411651
Do you have a lot of friends

>>724411663
That's true. Oh boy, for once in my life, I need to get drunk. Never drank alcohol more than a tiny sip.

>>724411704
Yeah, mostly.

>>724411768
Do you smoke?

>>724411820
Not really. Have a pack of cigars, but they're one once every few months, or for a big celebration.

>>724411816
then see if they know where any parties are, and make sure to show up with some weed just in case they won't let you in if you don't have anything

>>724411987
No do you smoke weed anon

>>724411991
Weed might be an issue, but I have cigars.

>>724412061
Can you obtain alcohol, like a bottle of something

>>724411991
I'll ask. Weed might be an issue, tho

>>724412130
Possibly.

>>724410552

> I feel like I'm one of the only guys who hasn't had sex yet.

You aren't

Just get tinder and fuck a girl if you want to have sex that bad

>>724412057
No, sadly. Never touched it or seen it.

>>724410552
>something that won't get me arrested
Start babysitting. Get laid. How you do it is nobody's business but yours.

>>724411663
dumb brainwashed cuck. It's not rape you dumbass

>>724412235
Thanks, but I tried that. Alnost bo fuckable girls. A couple of hamplanets were there, but as I always say, "If she ain't thin, I ain't sticking it in."

>>724412373
She wouldn't be sober to consent, you dipshit.

rape someone

>>724412247
You've made it to senior year without getting drunk or smoking weed pussy? That may be a reason you haven't gotten laid. Are you a weird kid?

>>724412441
the fuck are you on? the femanons have brainwashed you. Doesnt matter if she's had alcohol to drunk,
if she says yes, she agrees to it.

End of story

>>724412458
Same with me. And I still wont drink or smoke.

How do I get laid

>>724412376
Just be patient. You're in the majority of guys who haven't gotten laid. The only reason you think otherwise is because those you did get laid are the loudest. Just be calm. If you rush it it'll be obvious that's what you want and it'll make it even harder.

>>724412373
It happened to a girl from my school, she was really drunk and a guy walked her to a room and fucked her and she was to drunk to really understand. Does that not should like rape faggot?

>>724412458
I used to be a cringy fedora-fag, but I quit that. I was the cringiest kid you'll ever meet. I now run a gang and have an alpha attitude, but that includes being very violent and ruthless, in my eyes. I make death threats at school to people I hate. I actually have plans of beating a kid half-to-death for him making gun of me for being a virgin, and destroying his truck. So there's that.

>>724412586
Too drunk to understand? Lol.
If she agreed to it, then no, it's not rape. Doesnt matter how drunk she was. She made the choice to drink, and she has to live with the consequences of the actions she makes when she's drunk. Same with drunk driving.

If he just picked her up and took her somewhere and fucked her, then that's rape.

>>724412526
What the fuck is wrong with drinking and smoking? I don't drink too much but smoke all weekend. You sound like to much of a pussy to fuck a girl

>>724412689
nice copypasta?

>>724412570
Thanks. That really does help a bit.

>>724412716
Just not something I wanna get into man. Geez. Never knew not wanting to smoke/drink=pussy.

>>724412689
Well that's a fucking reason girls don't Wana fuck, your an edgy school shooter, they're scared of you

>>724412716
No, I stay away from some of it. I make up for not drinking and snoking through other means.

>>724412841
Cause I don't know anyone in my class of 620 that doesn't drink or smoke beside the quiet kids that don't talk to anyone

>>724412855
Honestly, not a school-shooter. Those would be the kids at my school who are vocal about it.

>>724412872
Which are?

>>724412932
.... :( Maybe I am a quiet kid who didn't have many friends. So?

>>724412962
You just said you threaten to kill kids

>>724412761
Nope. Shit you not, that's who I used to be like.

>>724413006
So it's going to be very hard to get pussy, you need to be more outgoing and make friends who occasionally party but are somewhat responsible

>>724413035
Yeah, but not the whole school. Just individuals outside of school. Fuck.

>>724412689
>>>724412458
>I used to be a cringy fedora-fag, but I quit that. I was the cringiest kid you'll ever meet. I now run a gang and have an alpha attitude, but that includes being very violent and ruthless, in my eyes. I make death threats at school to people I hate. I actually have plans of beating a kid half-to-death for him making gun of me for being a virgin, and destroying his truck. So there's that.

>>724412985
Being witty, funny, and a frew spirit. That's something a lot of people there like about me. I'm also the "bad boy biker" kind of guy.

Go to a gay bar. You can get your butt fucked there anytime.

>>724413311
Hell no. No fags.

>>724413154
Word probably gets around

I'm assuming your sense of humor has changed since you started browsing /b/. Be aware that we're faggots and edgy. Be careful with what you joke about. Some things here are funny to normies. Other things will make you look like a disgusting phsycho.

>>724413293
You sound like the Ultimate friend zone

>>724413396
I know. Going to be honest, I got extended detention for calling a Native American kid a prairie nigger because he stabbes me in the shoulder with a dirty needle.

>>724413396
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>>724410552
Why does it matter? Jeez.

>>724413557
Also, don't say nigger, faggot, or try to not curse at all.

>>724413458
Never had that problem. Not once. And quit using the term "friendzone." That's not real. It's called being a massive bitch. And I ain't no bitch.

>>724412570

this advice is

> good advice

>>724413699
Sounds like you get no pussy

>>724413647
That's why animals are here. Reproduction is the main goal of life.>>724413662

>>724413133
Let's be real here man.

I can't make friends.

How am I even going to get laid then?

>>724413814
Because I never got friendzoned? You sound like the reason Pop-Tarts come with instructions.

>>724410552
Your best bet of getting fast fuck is finding a loose girl who smokes/parties. They skip the bullshit and go right for the thing you're both thinking about.

Just be patient, girls can tell that u want to fuck badly and they'll ignore you

>>724414123
I kike it.

>>724414150
Alright.

>>724413972
I'm genuinely sorry, I really can't help there. You may just have to wait till college and find the right girl, you being a Virgin might be cute to them

just jack off this sex thing is just a myth

>>724412376

> but as I always say, "If she ain't thin, I ain't sticking it in."

Well enjoy all the porn you will be fapping too bro

What exactly are you looking for

and how much do you weigh

>>724414606
I weigh about 150. I just want one that isn't fat. If she's slightly curvy, I might make an exception.

Well, /b/, thanks again. These were pretty good and usedul pieces of advice and ideas. Once again, you guys remain as one of my main sources of advice for everything. I'll keep you guys posted about what happens. Thanks guys. You guys are awesome, and will always be my /b/rothers.