Pokeporn thread

>>724405517
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>>724405792
shit tier copypasta

>>724408062
more best penguin pls

I'll never understand why there's so much less on model female pokemon porn than male.
Pokemon dont have observable genitalia so it should be the other way around but 90% of the female stuff adds giant boobs and various other humanisations or inflation fetishes to it.

>>724408346
ur a fucking idiot

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>>724408346
Furries like big tits and dog dicks.

Feral males can have dog dicks.

Feral females don't usually have massive tits.

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Been too long since one of these threads

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>>724408696
We've had a few the last couple days, but I do miss the consistency.

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Also I'm playing vidya so my posting my posting might drop out if I don't glance over for too long, apologies.

Any requests?

Howdy, box

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>>724409943
Sup?

>>724410218
Not a whole lot, just happy to see one of my favorite threads up

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>>724410391
Glad to be of service.

>>724405517
OH yeah NOW one of these threads shows up... I just fractured the arm I fap with, God dammit!

Heyyy keith, any new absol pics? If you do, thanks a million!

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>>724410545
Oh damn, sorry to hear that... What happened?

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>>724410571
Howdy. I've got a handful of new-ish ones.

OP here. I usually try to make these every day-ish

>>724410656
I was fucking around in the woods with a few buddies of mine. I leaped over a wall maybe half a meter tall, my foot clipped it and I fell about 5 meters down (at the time I thought it was less) down onto a creek bank, and while falling I out my arms out behind me to break my fall, and when my left arm hit the ground it locked straight and fractured.

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>>724411222
Fuck, least you had friends there to get you out alright... And better an arm than a leg or a neck...

I've broken a few bones myself so I know it's not fun in the slightest.

My condolences.

When's it slated to heal?

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Any requests?

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http://www.justjared.com/2017/03/03/logan-movie-spoilers-does-wolverine-die/
Logan and xavior die

>>724412666
keith, you are a legend and a life saver! Thanks a million, lad!

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>>724412812
No problem.

>>724411450
Sorry about that, went to prepare myself dinner. I've no idea on the time frame. I'm on fracture clinic and my appointment is in two fucking weeks... Canadian healthcare is cheap, but nobody said a damn thing about fast.

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>>724412903
Ugh. That is the tradeoff, I suppose... Were you at least able to get a splint or something? I have to imagine there's some sort of ER process even if seeing the actual specialist takes awhile.

>>724413054
Nope. I got a fucking sling. In two weeks I figure out if I get a splint, or cast or whatever the fuck they decide on. Can't wait to have them rebreak it because it set improperly!

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Here I guess I'll dump my 13 images.

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>>724413308
Holy shit that's not okay.

Christ.

I assumed there was at least some sort of triage so that they could set the bone and at least look at the damn thing so it doesn't turn into a compound fracture or what-have-you...

Hopefully it heals okay.

>>724413487
I ended up heading to a walk in. Checked the three nearest hospitals and the closest appointment time is in 2 weeks anyways. May as well have a sling and hope it heals properly in the meantime.

>>724413657
What is it about breast envy that's so delicious?

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>>724413576
You shouldn't need an appointment to get a broken bone treated. I understand it's not actively bleeding out or rotting but it's not like you can just twiddle your thumbs and wait until there happens to be space.

I get no system is perfect but that's insane to me.

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The fracture is in a pretty ok spot, upper arm just above my elbow, so a sling won't fuck with it and will help a tad as well, so all I can do for now is pray it sets right.

>>724413831
Just another labour of free healthcare I guess. At least I don't have to pay to have someone break my arm.

fucking furries

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>>724413890
I'm praying with you. Best of luck.

>>724414053
Fair.

>>724414219

Hey keith, give me your best gardevoir pics or your favourite

where all the zangoose at

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Dog Pokemon please

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>>724414275
Not keith but here.

>>724414342
I like.
Holy shit that is a nice picture.

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And as I reach the end of my dump, my arm creates difficulty jerking off, so instead I'm going to watch DBZ because I didn't have a childhood so I'm making up for it now. Not DBZ Kai that got rid of all the filler, but also all the gore, original DBZ.

>>724414614
Either that Greninja has completely mentally clocked out, or she's far too ok with the situation his arm is in than she should be.

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>>724414275
Apologies, roommate just got back from a con so I was chatting.

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>>724415539
>roommate just got back from a con

>gardevoir and zangoose posting at the same time
oh baby

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>>724416125
This is a link to the bulk download of all of my Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir, last updated 11/19/2016:
https://mega.nz/#F!I8I0hKJK!BGvFEdw-9wt0ULHUXb0INw

This is a link to the bulk download of all of my Zangoose, last updated 11/19/2016:
https://mega.nz/#F!5gRj0L5D!yPHm38GNFXmDlaCWR11rMQ

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>>724416216
You should keep your vaporeons off mega and have them only be for me.

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>>724416322
Don't get greedy. There's enough to share.

Though I haven't updated my eeveelution mega in over a year or two...

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>>724416487
Good, they all belong to me.

anybody got Zoroark?

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>>724416767
Sure thing.

>>724405792
How's your first day on /b/?

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>>724418168
post audino not shitty zoroark

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