god damn
About time.
frig off
>>724404621
Touch butts.
>>724404673
Hey Luc.
>>724404684
with who
I find your lack of cock... Disturbing
- Vader
>>724404744
Hello.
>>724404750
With me
>>724404750
A horned frog.
>>724404802
What's good?
>>724404838
oky~
>>724404936
spiiiiiiiicy
>>724404936
Nothing really dreading tomorrow.
>>724404939
Booty bamp
>>724404838
You're not a horned frog.
>>724404994
feed me snacks
>>724404989
What's happening tomorrow?
>>724405035
Maybe I am
>>724405088
I has Pöpcørn
I demand cute images (please)
>>724405133
I have to ask my family if league can stay here a while. They're not really really the most agreeable people even if he does pay for his own food.
>>724405192
I demand nudes.
>>724404391
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>724405179
gibe now pls
>>724405359
Open wide for a fistful
>>724405412
dump whole bowl in me
>>724405506
I'll prepare the other two bags
>>724405263
Threaten them with knives.
>>724405563
truck yeah give em to me
>>724405695
Finally some cock in this thread
>>724405695
I'll stuff you like they do with an old cannon
>>724405567
That will not work.
>>724405818
>>724405825
stuff me like a turducken
>>724405818
I'll give you some cock.
>>724405912
Stuff you so hard it comes out of yer ass while more popcorn comes in
>>724406024
kek that's intense !
>>724406114
Why do you guys go bonkers over that image?
>>724406205
You'll become a popcorn machine gun
>>724406361
dude....fuck yeah
>>724406472
We'll take down Trump with your popcorn-shooting ass
>>724405896
Then threaten them with puppies.
>>724406581
let him fal on his own
>>724406607
Kittens would work better.
'
>>724406687
Fine, then let's kill my brother
>>724406799
hey bb
>>724406804
yas!
>>724406911
Jet fuel.
>>724406911
Destroy him like he destroyed the toilet seat!
>>724406786
Then throw kittens at them.
>>724406799
Snuggle puppies, you sllllllllllllut.
>>724406996
oh yeah?
>>724407029
the cool tiger one?!?!!?
>>724407102
jams
>>724407064
I do snuggle puppies. What's your excuse?
>>724407220
through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment
>>724407352
spicy!
>>724407220
No, we got that one cause the old one broke :P And it's not the only thing he's broken
Ironically it's him who tells me "don't do anything ridiculous" each something goes wrong :| I swear if he breaks one more thing in this house then he's not allowed here any longer, mama can say whatever she likes about it
>>724407220
Katten.
>>724407430
Too much Zappa, I realize that now.
>>724407456
he sounds like an ass >:c
>>724407501
i made nuggies today
>>724407562
ever too much though?
>>724407618
I mean, there's never enough Lucario pictures in my collection, but there's always enough of listening to a single musician for a month or two.
>>724407618
I haven't eaten today.
>>724407618
He's a good person, it's just he's so freaking retarded and can't control his anger sometimes :P I mean I'm no one to talk but I break my own stuff at least
>>724407734
hmmm i dunno about that
>>724407897
y
>>724407914
baka brother. why doesnt he live at his place?
>>724407352
I have no puppies, just a fat doggie.
>>724408187
Not hungry.
>>724408400
but why?
>>724408187
I like the drummer who drummed for A Token of My Extreme. I haven't checked his actual band mates, goes to show how much I care for other people except for Franku himself.
>>724408260
Same, my puppy grew a few years ago. He usually sits in front of my desk, so I put my old blanket there for him to sit on.
>>724408187
He lives there most of the time, an apartment in the city, one of those service homes for retards, and we live cozily near the nature and all, it's a nice change for him I suppose
>>724408700
hey if you only like one then why bother with the rest?
>>724408710
ohh. how often is he ther at your place?
>>724408841
If I really like a band, I'd bother to learn their names. I did for Pink Floyd, but that's because I knew Pink Floyd for a while and just recently got into Zappa.
>>724408622
Just not.
>>724409029
ohhhh :3
>>724409077
hmmm
what do faggots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1T2xLNFyrA
>>724408841
A few days a week, mostly around Friday when it's pizza tiem, speaking of which...
Idk I'm just trying to change the subject :P
>>724409168
you stil have pizza?
give me pizza
>>724409103
Don't you have like a band you like enough to learn who played what?
>>724409246
Nope, but I got some popcorn kernels left :3 I'm sure you'll get some popcorn out of them
>>724409103
I may eat soon though. Like, I'll make a bit of rice or something.
>>724409284
i am retarded with names and get people confused or forget names.
>>724409330
with butter?
>>724409332
rice is good. you should eat some dude
>>724409548
... Yeeeeeeeeeeeees? ^^;
I hate life
I need $300 to pay bills that are over due
Can't get a job
And the VA is dodging me
Anyone got any ideas?
>>724409632
gimme
>>724409548
I will have to get some. And also get a very small pot.
>>724409548
i see i see. so who really was phone?
How do I conquer my desire to suck on a nice set of balls?
>>724409752
Join fiverr maybe
>>724409763
*throws
>>724409820
go find a pair of balls to suck and suck them to decide whether or not you want to do it again, and then finally break your jaw so you won't be able to put them in your mouth.
>>724409332
some of these pics are very creepy
>>724408700
She hangs out under my computer table, but since hunnibuns has been spending more time over, she's been hiding under the bed instead.
>>724409548
Now I have popcorn.
Dudes, I actually quit posting here and I got laid yesterday.
Do yourselves a favor and stop with the keyboard fingering.
>>724410013
I don't think they're creepy.
>>724409752
if the VA is dogging you, you need to get a lawyer.
And what are you good at?
>>724410134
that just makes it even creepier
>>724409913
Fiverr? What's that?
>>724410136
Idk
>>724410024
That sounds totes adorbs. Is it totes adorbs?
>>724410263
I don't think that's how it works.
>>724409796
you no have any at home?
>>724409819
>>724409819
knot dad
>>724409820
step one: buy a gun
>>724409913
hng
>>724410024
pics
>>724410409
bunbun
>>724410409
Kind of site where you can do anything for $5 dollars that might interest people... I've considered joining to do kazoo covers of songs :P
*and an egg
>>724410412
This is her.
>>724410409
Sorry that last part was meant for wem
>>724410546
*and an egg
>>724409077
Edgelord alert
>>724410546
knot bums
>>724410592
yep, totes adorbs.
>>724410622
i like egg
>>724410546
I ate it.
>>724410583
That site is still around?
>>724410686
knot u
>>724410710
whore
>>724410546
I have large pots at home.
>>724410683
Okay.
>>724410409
It's a site where people pay you to dress like Jesus and say "Hitler did nothing wrong" and stuff like that
>>724410708
Of course you do, egg whore ;3
>>724410710
Still? I only heard of it recently
>>724410798
cook large rice
>>724410813
egg me bb
>>724410878
Bringing out the egg cannon!
>>724410878
I don't want a lot of rice.
>>724409978
I just don't think that'd work. Balls are beautiful musky bliss. I just can't suck them
>>724410911
my body is ready
>>724410935
why not?
>>724410951
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>724410686
>>724410752
It was buttery.
>>724410813
Its been around for a few years now.
>>724410752
ive actually never had anything except a finger and a sausage up my bum before. im considering getting a dildo, but it will be hard to hide it.
no thats a lie, i just dont want a dildo without someone to help me.
>>724410938
you're trying to not suck balls.
>>724411013
totes adorbs, is that a maga hat
>>724411013
Think they like kazoo covers?
>>724410977
Cause I'm not that hungry.
>>724411100
No, 5 Guys. Worked for them shortly.
>>724410546
ITS HUNNBUN!!! I'M NOT A BUNNY!!!
>>724410583
Never heard of it
> dat dog hates me because I'm competition
Tey
>>724411189
Are you an edgelord?
>>724411206
FUCK i could go for five guys right now, that place is fucking delicious.
>>724411266
I don't really care.
>>724410989
explode
>>724411013
i love buttery
>>724411055
why would you put a sausage in there? sounds like a waste of meat.
>>724411189
save some for later
>>724411233
cute bb bunbun
>>724411408
That's a waste of life.
>>724411408
i was young and stupid, I could have eaten that sausage.
>>724411371
That's a yes to being an edgelord
>>724411491
oh
>>724411512
you darn fool
>>724411525
I don't care really.
>>724411572
Rice is life, Katten. Saving it for later makes the rice bad, which means life is bad.
>>724411615
You've got far too much edge for you to care about anything
"nothin personell kid"
>>724411572
i sit and ask my self a thousand times to try and find what really happened to the sausage that i had. how could i be such a fool
>>724411316
They need better cheese.
Guys, I've won a keyboard and I'm searching for good music to learn. In about a week I was able to master the Undertale intro, its pretty simple that one.
Mind suggesting me some tunes?
>>724411709
That's fine, I don't care.
>>724411678
but dies saving rice bad?
>>724411741
i bet you threw it away didnt you
>>724411766
through the fire and flames
>>724411766
Mozart.
>>724411853
Yes, it's bad.
>>724411844
2edgy4me
>>724411960
but whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>724412007
That's fine.
>>724411746
their cheese is fine to me.
>>724411853
i took a bite from the other end and threw it away because i was disgusted by myself. using a sausage to fuck myself while there are starving kids in vietnam.
>>724411233
Welll, now you do
>>724411408
BLEHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUGH
>>724412065
Because rice doesn't keep and reheat that well.
>>724412071
Faaaaggot
>>724412089
kekekekekekek
>>724412091
use me to cover your popcorn
>>724412142
i suppose.
>>724412162
I don't care.
>>724412264
You gotta eat it fresh then throw away whatever is left.
>>724412264
Protect my popcorn, egg whore!
>>724412349
what a damn waste.
>>724412379
protect my taint
>>724412089
American cheese is trash and you should feel bad for liking it.
>>724412264
Start taking hormones and become a sexy lady.
>>724412264
yeah, i was almost certain i would never reach the age 30 after seeing myself in the mirror.
>>724412533
Nah, it's a good cheese. i put it on teryaki chicken at subway, its really good.
>>724412518
Exactly.
>>724412518
I'll just about fit over it!
>>724410798
>"I didn't eat today"
>why not
>"not hungry"
Award for the least interesting person in this thread goes to you anon, actually quite a feat considering the people that come here regularly.
>>724412658
I never said I was interesting.
>>724412533
already started
>>724412607
poor bb :c
nightmares of sausage
>>724412624
i reheat mine
>>724412632
spicy
>>724412854
That makes you a bad person that also smells bad.
>>724412854
W-what does it need protection from?
>>724412908
rice smells like cum
>>724411853
I've seen that character before. Is there a reason why his tongue is a dick or is it something that just is?
>>724412964
I completely disagree.
>>724412854
>turns on "boulevard of broken dreams"
>silently cries as the time of sausages' past is reminisced in my mind
>will never be able to tell sausage that i loved it.
yep.
>>724412783
Oh just fuck off already then, why do you even post if you have nothing interesting to contribute?
Every fucking visit to these threads I lower my expectations more and more hoping that at least the avatar circlejerk shitstains will have something at least interesting to say and you my friend have lowered the bar once more.
Go fucking eat something or go die you waste of space.
>>724411408
Mean fat cheetah
*pouts* not a bunny
>>724413151
you know what, instead of green day, just put on dust in the wind, that'll be better instead of that preteen angst music.
>>724413180
That's your fault for having expectations. You can't blame me for your boredom and it's not my job to entertain you. I'm not interesting, I never claimed to be interesting, your thinking that I should be is entirely your hangup.
>>724413431
I can blame you actually. I'm blaming you, see? I just did it. And nobody fucking claims to be interesting. But w/e, continue to be the brick wall in this vapid exchange of posts.
>>724412955
t-things
>>724413008
i don't know. i think the artist just is a perv
>>724413151
never look at one again too
>>724413283
qt pouting bunbunb
>>724413676
Your blaming me is entirely on you, I hold no responsibility in this.
>>724413952
Maybe I'm the biggest threat? :p
>>724413952
No no, I still look at sausages, they're delicious. It's just I can't look at... /sausage/ the same way. I run my own whorehouse of sausages because I won't be able to forgive myself from the first ive ever shoved up my ass, so i just let others shove sausages up their ass so ill feel better about myself.
>>724414079
gasp
>>724414161
>>724414161
ypu poor poor matty :c
>>724414003
I'm holding you responsible, I don't give a shit whether or not you do.
>>724414368
That's your problem, not mine.
>>724404391
wtf is that name tho
>>724414358
Nyeheheheheheheheh
>>724414503
Be sexier.
>>724414454
Yes, I have a problem with you.
Are you a fucking moron?
>>724414477
nibi called me names
>>724414515
double gasp
i forget whats happening
>>724414711
Biggest threat to your taint is protecting your taint
>>724414633
It's not my problem, it's only your problem.
so by sexier this or no?
>>724414711
Take it off its rude
I am not surprised though, nibi is rude to everyone.
>>724414358
I'll survive, I have survived this long without sausage, so, i'm sure i'll get over sausage..... one.. one day.
>>724414766
That's the point.
Get your head checked.
>>724414937
I don't need to get my head checked, you're the one with the problem.
>>724405192
/id/smarftw
Add away.
>>724414765
D: oh my!
>>724414807
rude to who?
>>724414836
maybe...maybe.....
>>724414789
I meant you, not the pics. Put on a tight slinky number or something.
>>724415046
Who knows what might happen
>>724415046
to you!
Also he is rude to everyone like I said.
>>724415080
I think I'm dumb because I do no know wot you mean sir
>>724415046
im not crying, im just... dying. yeah, dying. it happens when you die
.jpg
>>724415157
He's not rude to me
I'm too cool
>>724415148
anything!!!!!
>>724415157
ohhhhh
what should i put then?
>>724415440
dying from crying
>>724415717
Uwee! Tickletickleticklepickle!
guys I'm looking at these ads and was wondering if Viagra is worth .67 cents
>>724415717
crying from crying
>>724415173
Slinky is used to describe soft, clingy material for clothes.
>>724416120
why would I wear slinky clothes?
>>724415813
>>724416033
i cri for you
>>724416296
Wrigglewrigglewrigglewriggle!
>>724416187
To arouse boners?
>>724416406
so by telling you I'm wearing slinky slothes you would get turned on??
/r/ing content where a larger male is bound/embarrassed/tormented by a smaller male, and the larger male breaks lose and enacts his revenge by raping the smaller
>>724416375
>>724416562
Pictures would be required, of course.
>>724416644
sounds hot tbh
>>724416703
Wrigglesquirmtickletickle
>>724416739
>>724416644
I just have this one readily available but I'm certain there's more
https://e621.net/post/show/521247/2014-abs-alistar_-lol-anthro-armpits-athletic-ball
>>724416864
nvm that's not a great example
>>724415717
um
'giant faggor'
its more accurate
>>724415662
shut the fuck up nef
>>724417128
wow rude
>>724417142
Wow why are you so weird all the time
>>724417236
no!
being gay isnt wrong so it isnt an insult
>>724417128
did you assume his sexual orientation??
>>724417228
lick
>>724417288
>being gay isnt wrong
>>724416644
>>724416739
>>724416864
https://e621.net/pool/show/6445
NICE CRISP LOCK BOIS
>>724417258
I'm not! dont bully
>>724417292
omg ur right
>>724417390
SHUT UP NEF
>>724417529
I meant to say rude. I haven't slept in a while. You're rude ALL THE TIME.
>>724416644
>double doubles
Gimme a second, bruh.
>>724417689
I AM NOT RUDE TAKE THAT BACK FUCKFACE
>
>>724417288
o-oh oky
>>724417303
>>724417841
katia? more like RUDEia
>>724417877
make another thread fuccboi
why new thread?
>>724417877
I don't like image limit, he's a cunt