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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY I have been practising black magic for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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God let it be 66.
I want to /b/ one with death.
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no such magick
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>>724404096
Fuckit
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welp, why not
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>>724404096
Sure, my nights been boring as hell
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Magic sucks cunt
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I want money
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rolls
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>>724404096
just fuck my shit up famalam
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roll, get this shit over and done with
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win win for me
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shazam
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>>724404096
sounds dumb
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sure thing op
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>>724404096
like....really dumb
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cha-ching
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>>724405055
hey OP, what do i get for 55?? Can it be bitches??
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Hello, I am here to die.
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Might
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>>724404096
im intrigued, birthday roll
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rolling
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Rolli
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>>724405244
oh shit checkem
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Execute order 66
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Ravioli ravioli, give me either you big canoli
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77 please
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>>724405304
Tree hole
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>>724404096
rolling for 66
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cashout
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Niggers
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Nigger
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roll xd
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>>724404096
rolling for 66, i want off this ride.
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>>724404096
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>724404096
rolll
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>>724405366
Ur gonna fucken die !!!!!
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eh, what the fuck...
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>>724404096
tldr
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ok sure
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Window
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>>724405377
Winrar
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>>724404096
roll
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Am want to die.
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>>724404096
NIGGERS!
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>>724405444
trips though
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>>724405366
Well shit. Do your worst, wizard
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>>724405411
Roll
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>>724404096
Roll
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>>724405466
Winrar
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>>724405366
ur ded dude
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>>724405377
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>724405466
Fuck yee.
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>>724405477
fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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77 ftw
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kill me
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roll..
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cha ching
>>
GIVE
M E
D E A T H
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Yee
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Rerolling and going
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cashhhhhh
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um
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>>724405377
damn you based kek for denying me the sweet release
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>>724405377
looks like you lucked out
>>724405366
here's the winner
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>>724405555
chekd quads
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Rolling for 66
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>>724405555
oshit quads get

OP what does your black magic do now
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>>724405555
well.....you heard the man. Do your thing wiztard
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>>724405466
Winrar
>>
Ding dong
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Rollin'.
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im rich
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>>724405566
Rest in peace, brother.
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>>724405566
lucky
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Sure. I'd try and do good things with wealth. And if I die a violent death I hope it makes the news and inspires some positive longer term outcome.
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djfhksdf
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>>724404096
Do it you bitch
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Nigger
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66 get
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>>724405466
a winner is you
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Roll for the love of fascism!!
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>>724404096
Retard thread. Do your best moron, my confidence will own your idiot 'magic.'
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>>724404096
Ok
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gimme the 6's
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>>724405566
Gimme the cash
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>>724404096
how do i summon a succubus?
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Suck my cock.
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free kodak
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Curious
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Roolerino.
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I would buy a Nintendo Switch
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What?
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>>724404096
Trygin
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>>724405555
quads demand death op what do
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>>724405737
*cringe
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Skrt
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Fuck niggers
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>>724404096
Woomp
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H
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big daddio
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>>724405802
Breath of the Wild is THE SHIT
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my nama jeff
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66 here i come!
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Fucking niggers.
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lemme try again
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K
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>>724405867
>>724405865
Close call there...
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>>724405877
god why!!!
i wanted to diee!!
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Thanks
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ballout
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Soon.
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>>724405970
Lol
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>>724404096
Wizard harder, fag
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end me
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Pussy
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Gimme money
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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my number is cool tho
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>>724405737
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Special Ed, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the candy drawer, and I have over 300 confirmed gold stars. I am trained in gorilla conversation and I'm the top crafter in the entire US education system. You are nothing to me but just another conversation doll. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aspies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed conversation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Johnson School Gym and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit spaghetti all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>724406036
please based kek end me
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i am god
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>>724404096
Sounds like fun! I'll roll, please bless me, OP!
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65 twice in a row
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Oh well rollin
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>>724404096
Rollando for my death!
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>>724406108
Hi god I am a stegosaurus
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deez nuts
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Suck my cock OP
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>>724406160
So close...
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for the boys
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faggotd
>>
End me
>>
>>724404096
bing my bong
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im a sonless father
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>>724406177
I would suck them for this luck
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>>724405877>>724405970
well op if i cant die then give me my wealth
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kill meeee
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>>724406265
you almost died
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flick my johnson
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What's the nature of this?
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1 time
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>>724406265
checked
>>
This better be true
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>>724404096
show me that pussy
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>>724406256
Reroll
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ok let's go
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Rawling for a brutal death
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>>724406366
RIP
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>>724406366
Sad violin.mp3
>>
please
>>
Wheeeee
>>
Show me the MONEY
>>
>>724404096
im sorry i want to get raped
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Hehe xd
>>
I want to die anyways
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I'm a faggot. Last try
>>
please fucking kill me
>>
op plz give me mony
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in on wealth
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>>724405466
Same Anon here.
The joke is on you, I have been practicing black magic for 32 years. You're lacking of the knowledge of whic hI have acquired from past experiences. Your ineptitude only serves to weaken you. Oh, and get fucked nigger.
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>>724406333
OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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Rrrooollllll
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I play magic the gathering.
Does that mean we can be friends?
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Kill me
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Let's get it nigga
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>>724406277
>>724406366
do i die painfully rich now?
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>>724406677
CHECKED
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>>724406677
Godammit.
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Fuck me up fam
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>>724406666
>>
>>724406694
No.
Death happens within 24 hours.
Wealth is within 30 days.
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Roll
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>>724404096
Either is acceptable. Take me
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I don't fucking care if I die or get money, but anyways
CHECK'EM
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Ye re roll bo
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OP how much money should i expect to get
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cactus
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ROLLLL
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>>724406789
Rerolling ffs
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>>724404096
roolin 4 teh monies
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Ye re
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rpllo
>>
End my fucking misery
>>
Rolling for death
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Rolling for death for a second time
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Rolling to avenge my ficus tree
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>>724406088
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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>>724406930
Fuuuuuck I guess I'll live forever
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>>724406946
secon
>>
Enter
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>>724406976
Are you fucking serious
>>
>>724406966
GG
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>>724407019
77 rall
>>
>>724406951
You don't get the reference, the only newfag here is you.
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Wharblgarbl, give me the money.
>>
>>724404096
Rollin
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>>724407085
You're the newfag for not recongizng the copypasta
>>
Win win.
>>
>>724404096
ily kek
>>
>>724406966
gg one of the lucky ones 66 here
>>
lets go
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>>724407166
congrats
>>
>>724406802
>>724404096
OP r u alive?
>>
Lol roll nigga
>>
I'm ready
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>>724407166
GG
>>
gotta roll
>>
Why not
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>>724406966
Im fuckt
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>>724404096
taste
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>>724407280
just reroll
>>
where is the money pleaee
>>
Rollo
>>
how muny chances opey im taking all re rolls
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Pls 66
>>
Gib plox.
>>
Fuck it, Roll
>>
rol
>>
dying trying to get rich
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>>724405377
>>724405477
>>724405877
>>724406177
>>724406277
>>724406677
Good job.
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>>724404096
i am not gonna win shit,
hell, i will probably lose my job tomorrow
>>
It seems that this thread has died within 24 posts.
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7777 fuck u guys im rich
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Rollio.
>>
SIEG HEIL
>>
Pollio.
>>
plz money
>>
>>724407871
Niggers are a poor alternative to humans
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I am the Nazi regime.
>>
Rolling for 66
>>
fuck yeah 66
>>
:(
>>
>>724406924
Re rolling
>>
hi
>>
Rolio contract Polio.
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The deed is gae.
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>>724408136
Damn it!
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Please fucking kill me
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>>724404096
Rolling
>>
Rolleioni rolleioni give me the moneyoni
>>
>>724404096
Rol the dice
>>
>>724404096
Rell
>>
>>724404096
sure
>>
Let's a go
>>
i wanna die
>>
Rollo?
>>
>>724404096
nothing of value to lose really
>>
>>724404096
you wont
>>
>>724404096
66 get
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POSTERINO POSTERINO GIVE ME THE BEST ROLLERINO OF THEM ALL
>>
Please kill me
>>
rolling for greatness
>>
>>724404096
Rolling
>>
re roll
>>
>>724405847
Those feet are fucking disgusting
>>
Roll 3
>>
posting
>>
Rolling, rolling, rolling
>>
kill me harder daddy
>>
>>724404096
I'm gay
>>
>>724404096
rolling niggers
>>
>>724404096


I would like to ascend to the next level now please.

I feel it is now the proper time.
>>
Big money roll
>>
might as well
>>
>>724404096
ayyy lmao
>>
>>724404096
Roll. Also, it's African American magic you nigger
>>
my time has come..
>>
>>724404096
raw.l
>>
Its my fate to win
>>
>>724409160
qwer
>>
>>724404096
Rollarino. And damn nigger, the fuck is up with yo face!
>>
meme magic>nigger magic
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>>724409242
transhuman
>>
Rollin, Rollin. Rollin on the river.
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77 roll
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check em
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these dubs
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>>724407004


Could life matter?
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Roll'n
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>>724409477
Damn it
>>
infinite shekels!
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Praise Kek
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Fuck it...
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>>724409979
Re-roll
>>
>>724410073
Fuuuuuu
>>
>>724404096
im down, lets do it bro
>>
>>724404096
/Roll
>>
77 get
>>
>>724404096
Money-back guarantee?
>>
Im ready for the end
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