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You guys decide how I kill it. Ill do dubs or the best answer

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You guys decide how I kill it. Ill do dubs or the best answer
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set it free on the street
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>>724386951
Poor a gallon of gas around your house and set flame
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>>724387007
reroll
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>>724387007
Fuck no
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shit on it
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>>724387035
Reeroll
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>>724387038
again
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Eat it
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>>724386951
Ram your dick into it
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>>724387035
I like my house
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>>724387035
Rollz
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>>724387007
roland
post pics
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>>724386951
There's only one way to end it OP.
smash it with your throbbing hard cock or nipples.
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>>724387043
I already shit. Thats how I found it. I would though
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>>724387122
pics I said else you're a liar
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>>724387128
roll
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>>724387094
Tough shit if it's dubs you must >>724387035
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Put it in a cup of water and freeze it
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Turn on faucet
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>>724387172
Rollllll
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eat it uwu
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Update the little fucker is trying to escape. Need good ideas
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>>724386951
Dont kill it, keep it in a cup/bag/bottle/jar. (i frankly dont care what you use) and set it loose in a bus, restaurant, fast food drive through window, leave in taxi something to this effect.
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>>724387122
yay!
let it go free op you fuck
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>>724387183
>>>this

oregano
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>>724386951
Smoke a fucking doob and keep blowing smoke at it. You should bing a vidya searching for spiders on drugs making webs.
Swear you're gonna love it.
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put fast drying glue on it, and watch it getting slowly sloooower, then feed it bugs and keep it alive for 2 weeks
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>>724387255
I GOT DUBS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT

NOW EAT IT
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>>724387311
WINRAR
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freeze the fucker
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>>724387333
trips have spoken
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I got some soaps and stuff so I can try and drown it
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>>724386951
Put it on fire
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I got dubs before anyone you dumbfags
let it free
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>>724387515
two dubs and a trip have demanded that you release the spider and let it live free outdoors
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Care for it until it dies of old age.
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>>724387515
NO YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER, DUBS HAVE ALREADY DECIDED YOU EITHER EAT IT OR KEEP IT
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>>724387515
LET IT LIVE U MURDARAR
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>>724387531
Im gonna torture it hold up
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>>724387515

>>724387255
>>724387255
>>724387255

DUBS, FUCKING EAT IT
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>>724386951
hairspray and a lighter
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>>724387122
>>724387333
>>724387311
All dubs. dont kill OP set it free or but on child in MCdonalds
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>>724387515
YOU BE A MAN AND YOU EAT HIM ! !
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take a big beaker and light a candle so all the oxygen will be gone quickly so it will suffocate
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>>724386951
Smack it wiff your BBC
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Let it live!
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>>724386951
OP are you a bitch? you seem to be female ino.
Otherwise you must be a pussy faggot. Seriously your scared of a spider what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>724387772
aw shiiiet
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Eat it
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Sledgehammer it.
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>>724386951
That's just a giant house spider. Just help him out of the sink and leave him alone. If he is in your place he is probably eating a bunch of things you don't want to deal with.
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I got him in a cup. Now what
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kill yourself and by consequence have it die.
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>>724386951
you better eat it, op.
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>>724387278
yes OP that is the only thinf that finger is good for, pointing at spiders, cause it aint ever gonna touch no pussy
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>>724387921
EATTTTTTTTT
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>>724387921

Find another one and make them fight to the death
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>>724387921
Eat it
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>>724386951
if you kill this spider instead of setting it free
silverfish will be your fate
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Huehuehue
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>>724387921
wolf spider...missouri fag?
Snort it
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>>724387921
eat it pussy
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>>724387921
just let it go. you said you would do dubs first dubs was>>724387122
SO FOLLOW RULES OR MOTHER WILL DIE IN SLEEP
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>>724387955
Winrar!!!
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>>724387921
we told you retard set it free on the street
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>>724387921

NOOOOOOOOO
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>>724387914
>>724387921
Whoa... nvm. I thought that was a giant house spider but I was wrong. Does anyone know what that is?
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>>724387611
and another
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Set that lil fag free
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>>724386951
Set it free. He is keeping bugs out of your house. Doing you a favor, now do him one. Respect all life and life will respect you.
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>>724388062
eat it dont set it free
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I let the little fucker go. Godspeed. Im gonna name him steve
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>>724388122
dubs demand that you eat it
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make it overdose on weed
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>>724386951
spiders go into sinks because they looking for spider pussy. and btw they fall in not crawl out if any of you thought that. let it go and fuck some spider bitch
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>>724388199
see
They are harmless and common as shit. Often mistaken for brown recluses.
>>724388072
rerolling for snort it
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>>724388328

This.
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>>724387094
Yeah but there is a spider in it
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>>724386951
amputation
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>>724388382
gg
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>>724388382
well done OP
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>>724388471
reroll
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>>724388199
pretty sure those are common at least in midwestern united states. i dont know if its a wolf but it might also be a parson spider. it definitely seems like the ones that roam around on the ground to actively hunt. they also don't spin webs, though they do still produce silk
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>>724388403
You should let it go then OP.
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>>724386951
put it up your rectum and clench it to death
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>>724388382
well done OP your mother appreciates it>>724388126
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