Upload the stupidest fucking thing you have that is porn

>>724383028
**pt 2

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Does anybody have the series of pictures that involves a woman being swallowed by a snake and blogging about it?

give me a sec,

>>724383443
i give u 2 seconds

>>724383552
No need treefiddy

>>724383443
damn i had them.

>>724383724
heres the twitter that has them.
https://twitter.com/knm_tofu

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>>724383028

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>>724383028

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>>724384682
Eating cheerios from the box with her hands? Absolutely DISGUSTING

>>724384889
Wut.

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>>724385090

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there is nothing weird about Namio Harukawa.

>>724385624
Except for poop particles.

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>>724385878
take it back. dont be meenie

>>724386749
kek

>>724386537
What the actual fuck is this supposed to be

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>>724383028

>>724387978
This scares me.

I wish a woman would remove my balls

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there's never enough good guro around

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>>724387634
props to you

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>>724383028

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>>724385326
>BWA-HONK

>>724387509
where is 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 and 1

post all

>>724384515
this makes me uncomfy

>>724388821
ever bust a nut so hard, her head blows off?

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>>724387509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

>>724389114
Apollo 13 in a nutshell

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>>724388805
MOAR

>>724389909
kek

>>724389909
*Clap, clap*

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>>724390147

9 and 10 here:
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>>724389909
wow

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>>724390434
what the fuck is this???

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>>724389833
i've got a whole folder full of guro but this is supposed to be a freakshow thread not "i actually get off to this regularly" thread

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>>724390666

>>724390666
and then what? live without a dick? he got attached it again?

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>>724390818

Last one

>>724390769
i'm assuming he didn't want it in the first place, probably didn't get it reeattached

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>>724389333
>>724390222
>>724390666

Checked

>>724390873
last? finally i can say that shit was fucking disgusting

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>>724390818
>ha for once i'm glad i don't have a dick i can't cringe at-
>>724390848
OH NOOOOOOOOOO

>>724390873
fucking hell. That's disgusting, what a retard.

>>724391117
Oh, ok.
OH, OK.

>>724390873
what the hell!!! I DONT WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>724391117

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>>724391001
>not having a penectomy/castration fetish

It's like you want to be normal

>>724391117
jesus fuck this dick turned me straight again

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found it on a pornsite, maybe it counts.

>>724383513
That is a horrific looking vag.

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>>724391513
Maybe he's fucking the toaster.

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>>724383227
This Anon? I managed to find the whole thing.

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/pol/o/

>>724390715
folder? link?

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Should've called it Clopping, but fuck you.

>>724384365
Sadly I love this

>>724384515
So I would have to fuck each of them to get my girlfriend back? Fine with me

>>724389909
What is this from?

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>>724392617

And as long as you only fuck one or two of them, you can keep her like that.

>>724392877
W h a t

>>724392424
What was that

>>724393055
A frog

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>>724393055
a small guy/being swallowed hole fetish from a really old website

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A lot of you people in this thread disappoint me, then again most of my folder is cringey stuff.

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>>724393374
Disappoint you as in "this stuff is horrid and reprehensible" or "get on my level of depravity"?

>>724394289
Gold.

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>>724392808
Was a comic posted to /b/ yesterday. Saved the whole thing for occasions such as this.

>>724394137
I think Muki's Kitchen stuff is really hot and kind of aware of its own kitschiness. But the peeled banana in the cunt? Weak shit. Obviously should be a carrot or other phallic vegetable associated with roasting meats.

Anybody got that one webm of an uncut white guy's dick just sprayin piss everywhere inside a bathroom in a dizzy "drunken" first person state?

>>724394582
"or other phallic vegetable associated with roasting meats."

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>>724388672
Do you know the name of the chick?

>>724394664
I'm sorry, I don't see my typo.
Also, bananas are fruit and people don't roast them, if that's what you're getting at.

>>724386749
just a normal day in sweden

>>724395133
There's no typo, it's just the best damn thing i've read all day

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>>724391117

>>724383513

BANANA

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>>724394422
Second one, your's is a good one though.

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>>724390848
Is this the inspiration for the Bratz doll's lips?

>>724395624
only good picture

>>724395624
raging boner until i realized she seems to be a human-frog hybrid creature wearing... an ironic hat with 3-D frog eyes on it? Like those Pikachu hats with pointy ears?
>RIP in peace my boner

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I'm high…

>>724389390
Dude he looks so ill. This doesn't look fun at all.

>>724396321
It's the frog suit from Super Mario Bros 3

>>724396564
Thank you, my good man
>Lazarus of boners rising

>>724390330
Look how swollen where his dick used to be is, I bet he died.

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>>724383028
nomnomnomnom

I love these :3

>>724389252
dude looks like he's on some serious fucking drugs

>>724392087
>prolapsed uterus
well THAT's a first...

>>724390873
what makes someone do that? for reasons of what? whyyyy!!??

>>724396491
>he looks so ill.
>This doesn't look fun at all.
NO FUCKING SHIT
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>>724396321
Also, may I point out the frog peeking in the window.

The Aristocrats

A black, an asian, a german, a goat, and a jew walk into a talent recruiters office, the recruiter says "Well this looks diverse, what that is it you gentlemen do?". Before he can even finish his sentence they all start sword fighting with their dicks (the black guy has the obvious advantage over them) while the the asian begins to blow the goat. After about five minutes the three muskequeers begin to shit and jack each other off with it and jam it down there urethas, all at once they begin to cum/shit all over the place and each other.
It is about this time the goat blows his load and the asian passes out due to almost drowning, I forgot to mention this is a three hundred pound goat were talking about here. The three still concious ones fall to the floor and begin to make shit angels, even the goat joins in on the fun, while this is going on Osama Bin Laden himself has risen from the grave and broke down the door on a mission to fuck the goat.

>>724398054
In case I forgot to mention the asian is a 5 month pregnant transvestite (don't ask how thats possible it just is) anyway the asian wakes up and begins to go into labor and forces out a premature baby in under thirty seconds, now if you were to deliver a baby in under thirty seconds there would be some blood, the asian lost about a gallon but that didn't stop her from doing what she did next, she picks up the baby, picks up the afterbirth, and swings the kid around like hes a pair of nunchucks makeing sure to hit everybody in the room as many times as she can.
After a while she gets bored and the tosses the afterbirth at the ceiling causeing it to stick with baby still hanging on the other end of the cord, hes still kicking mind you but the other gentlemen in the room feel they can fix this, by using their dicks and hitting the kid like a bloody pink pinata. Now this is quite an amazing feat when you consider that the other three are severely mentally handicapped and and wheelchair bound.

The baby is a bloody pulp by now and the goat has a brilliant idea, bite onto the childs face and swing around the room like a wrecking ball, it hits the asian so hard that they both die from the impact, Osama was still fucking the goat the entire time this was happening but he makes it out unscathed even though he lost his grip and went sailing out the window into the Freedom Tower next door. The baby, the goat, and the asian all fall into a bloody heap on the floor as the german and the black guy begin to cut off the jewish guys cock and balls which was very difficult because he had fallen out of his wheelchair.

Using the severed genitalia the jewish guy draws a pentagram in blood on the floor, these people were satanists incase I didnt tell you, right after the last line is drawn the pentagram bursts into flames killing the jew and satan rises from the depths of hell takeing the form of Betty White, naked. He also brought some friends with him, Hitler, Stalin and Kim Jong Ill dressed as a mariachi band and a group of holocaust victims dresed up as the village people doing a chorus line singing Macho Man.
The world is destroyed, hellfire has scorched the earth and demons have taken over killing everything in their path, there are no living organisms left on Earth, exept for one man, the Talent Recruiter, he has no limbs left and and one eye is missing, luckily he still has his penis, he's going to die, making a final effort he flops out from under his destroyed desk, his office is gone, the city is in ruins, he rolls to the far end of the room and gives up, this is it, he's done for, he looks to his right and he sees a message scratched into the floor tiles, its the last thing he sees before dying from blood loss, the words were.
The Aristocrats.

-Mobius Paradox

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here ya go

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anotha one>>724398255

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>>724398218
UDR
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>>724397646

It's an extreme form of CBT/denial fetishes

>>724395037
Jodi taylor

>>724397914
That's nice too. I have no valid reason for finding any of it arousing, of course.

>>724398544
so what he's doing is turning someone else on? himself? seemed like he knew what he was doing as well...

>>724398288
Should memory serve me correct, and any old fags from /d/ plz correct me if I'm wrong, that's a /d/rose right?