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ask anything to a brazilian anon
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>>724380407
how many people have you shot?
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>>724380498
none, only criminals have guns here.
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>>724380614

how many people have you raped?
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Why do you ruin every gaming community you touch? Do you ever feel you're in competition with Filipinos to be the absolute worst species on the internet?
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>>724380614
Sorry buddy, I don't know much about Brasil besides Sepultura and the videos from your country.
I've never seen a single video from your country where somebody doesn't get shot.
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>>724380765
theres no need for that here, pretty much everyone (even you) can get a girl here.
>>724380964
we think its funny. most brazilians gamers are like attention whores.
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>>724380997
depending on which city u live, u can really get shot for arguing
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>>724381152
You ever banged a tranny?
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Why do you people always say come to brazil?
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>>724380407
lula 2018 or bolsonaro 2018?
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>>724381355
*arguing in the traffic
>>724381369
no, but not for lack of choice
>>724381559
cuz besides the robbery, corruption and killing. its a really good country. But for tourists is really nice, just make sure u learn portuguese first
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>>724381622
bolsonaro, lula should be in jail. He basically destroyed the country
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da onde vossa macaquencia é?
voce nao e gaucho e?
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>>724382093
Paulista, interior
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>>724380407

Are you able to walk yet after the ass pounding Germany inflicted?
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Why does your country make terrible games.

https://youtu.be/HkCNiWcU2KA
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>>724380407
ever been to a favella?
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>>724382190
voce usa o 55chan?
aquele cu de mundo
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>>724381888
nope he didn't, you don't know shit son
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vai se fuder
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>>724382237
fucking kek
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>>724382305
>telling trips what they know/don't know
nigga shet da fack up
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>>724382382
all that "lula is corrupt" was a fucking lie... this moron is brazilian but still doesn't know shit about his own country... you shut the fuck up biatch
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>>724382237
most of the jokes about the 7x1 are made by brazilians.
>>724382295
i wouldnt be alive right now if i had to
>>724382304
as vezes, la só tem otaku
>>724382305
hes a fucking commie
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>>724382295
only big cities have favelas
i'm not op but not everybody is a degenerate sick fuck or a hoodlum

damn our country has the worst reputation on internet
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>>724382512
yea man, everything in the country started to go wrong when he became president, must be a coincidence
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7-1
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>>724380407
Do you live in a favella?
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>>724382562
is 4chan son, here every fucking country suck ass, specially the retarded obsese homosexual usa kekekekek
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1-7
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>>724382610
pfffffffff that's a complete lie and bullshit... you're such a right-wing neoliberal motherfucker... I bet you love macri in argentina right? fuck off son...
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>>724382613
>>724382734
we dont really care about that, we even made jokes about it
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>>724382761
are u even brazilian ? dont fucking try to say to me what is wrong and is not wrong to MY COUNTRY
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>>724382805
We make jokes about it too
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>>724380407

Why does portugeuse sound like Spanish spoken by drunken pissed off frenchman?
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>>724382910
i think its the otherwise
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>>724380407
Why the fuck you hue faggots love the brutal sadistic method of killing somebody so much? The fuck is wrong with your country and prison?
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>>724382871
I don't need to be brazilian to understand the problems latin america faces... specially with fuckers like you betraying those countries from the inside... if you're against lula and dilma, 4 sure you're also against chavez and correa and evo... you pro-usa fucking disgusting traitor
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>>724382910
portuguese is the most noble latin language
and the hardest to learn too many verbal tenses.

most brazilian people cant even spell the most basic words but it sounds fucking great
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>>724383086
fucking criminals man, i think the police should start with the "shoot first, ask questions later" thing

>>724383094
am i the only one seeing this shit ?
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>>724383311

I dunno man. Spanish sounds better to me.

Portuguese sounds...slurry, pretentious even.
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>>724383094
>negro si eres pro evo y chavez considera el suicidio hijo
el socialismo no funciona y por eso latino america es una mierda
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>>724383094
stfu retard
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>>724383566
seguramente el modelo neoliberal de mexico o colombia te viene mejor y la reconcha de tu madre... cagón... vos suicidáte pibe pero antes sacáte la pija del neoliberalismo del culo
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>>724383689
nice comeback son... stupid asshole you just lost big time
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>>724383808
not the same person at all fucktard
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>>724383737
mucho mejor que tus ideas comunistas gaucho hijo de puta deja de chuparle la verga a lenin
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>>724382805
all those fans crying in the crowd sure seemed to care about it.
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>>724384007
well, they are like 1% of the population, so...
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>>724380407
>49 posts
>not one TITS or GTFO

/b/ has changed, and not for the better
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>>724383897
vos sos mexicano y aún viendo la cagada en que convirtieron tu país los neoliberales todavía estás con calderon y peña cierto? moríte pibe sos el cancer de tu pais
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>>724383896
that's irrelevant, your comeback to my previous comments was lame af... fuck off
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>>724384137
where do you see anyone saying that OP even HAS tits you fucking Mongoloid?
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>>724384137
i'm a dude...
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>>724384212
>>724384233
I guess I misread the OP. Carry on
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How does it feel living in a country that makes up 90% of best gore videos?
>>724380407
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>>724384194
lame? yours is a joke u made a bunch of assumptions out of ur ass so ofc cohesion is irrelevant for you u talk like a chimpanzee
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>>724384212
well, i can be male and still have tits
>>724384379
basically you would feel safer dressed as trump in syrya, than on a normal day here
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>>724381888
Nice :D. I like u
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>>724384539
Is it really that dangerous?
After the shit I see on best gore i am never going to brazil
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>>724384648
it depends on where city and state you are, if you have the money and go to the right places, u should be okay. But just learn portuguese, or else u still has a high chance of getting raped, robbed or killed
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>>724384143
haha los mexicanos estan cagados tambien pero el futuro es el capitalismo no hay otra imbecil icluso el gobierno de tu pais sabe eso
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>>724384892
Do you plan on getting out of there and moving to somewhere 'safer'?
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>>724380407
Where are you from
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Omg there are 2 or 3 bazillians arguin each other thinking the other one is not brazilian.

No. Dont come here, really.
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>>724380407
COME TO BRAZIL
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>>724385004
yes, after college i'll try to imigrate to canada Canada
>>724385062
São Paulo.
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>>724385160
Have you ever witnessed a murder or something extremely fucked up?
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Did you mourn the death of Ayrton Senna?
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>>724380407
why are brazilian traps better than asian traps?
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>>724380407
I saw this one video where this guy gets his arms broken and shaken up by two other guys; I then learned that this was a video of a Brazilian prison riot.
Are most Brazilians that sadistic?
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>>724385387
no, i live in a good city, at least here is kinda safe.
>>724385447
he's dead ? i didnt even know
>>724385558
everything is better than any asian shit
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I love your women, how do I fuck them more
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>>724380407
What do you think of Trump?
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>>724385647
yes, even the population, people dont feel safe anymore, because of the criminals, so they "make justice with their own hands". And criminals dont feel safe with the police and other criminals, so they kill them and eachother
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>>724380407
How many is a brazilian?
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>>724385867
That's really sad.
How do you cope?
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>>724385734
"come to brazil" but dont forget the money.
>>724385784
make USA great again. i wish we had a president like that
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Qual sua orientação política?

Caralho, isso é um lixo. O Dogola é bem melhor, só tem mangina de patas e degenerados aqui. Vocês são a escória.
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>>724385662
aw man a fine busty japanese girl will get my cummies flowing
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>>724380407
Isn't Brazil the most nigger country of South America? Why is that?
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>>724384944
jajaja es obvio que sos un chupapijas del neoliberalismo... disfrutá como te la siguen metiendo los salinas peñas y calderones jajaja pelotudo de mierda ojalá te rafagueen los narcos para que dejes de traicionar a tu pais con tus huevadas, la concha de tu madre
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>>724384944
y acá hasta los pelotudos que votaron x macri no lo soportan y la concha de tu hermana... vos y macri se pueden bien ir a la concha de tu hermana, cagón
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>>724385984
i talk with my friends about these political issues, (the country is only like that, cuz of the goverment).
The main problem is, we dont have good politicians, not a single fucking one. And if one good apears, hes acused of racist homophobic and this kinda of shit
>>724386161
q isso cara ? se controla
>>724386256
>>724386356
NO ARGENTINES IN MY THREAD, GTFO
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>>724383559 Can you explain better how Portuguese sounds to a gringo? brazilian here
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>>724386256
Cierra la boca, NEGRO.
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Why are there so many brasilian prostitutes in europe?

Falando a sério mais de 95% das acompanhantes aqui em Portugal são brasileiras, mas pelos vistos elas no Brasil recebem mais do que aqui o que questiona o porque de virem a Portugal receber menos dinheiro :/
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>>724380407
have you seen any 10 yo girls as hookers?
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>>724380407
vai pro /pol seu merda
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>>724386697
Cara como eu expliquei, o país ta bem fodido, então a galera tenta sair do jeito que pode, mas acaba não encontrando empregos, isso explicaria a prostituição
>>724386790
this is not asia
>>724386862
nao
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>>724386930
well this is where you lie

along a certain famous highway in brazil there are a ton of child prosti's
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>>724387240
there may be prostitutes, but not children. Dont believe everything u see in the media
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>>724386930
do brazilian people speak english or are tourists without knowledge of portuguese fucked?
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>>724387698
tourists who doesnt know portuguese are definetly fucked.
Even people who are used to be fucked are fucked, imagine a sweet child from a nice country such as US ans A
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>>724380407
brazil is aids capital of world

brazil will be the next venuzualala

fuck your nigger shit hole
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>>724387967
why dont u come here and try saying that to a brazilian person ? you would get fucked by women
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>>724388184
>go into sewer to tell rats they are disgusting

nice try nigger
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>>724387945
how do you distinguish real woman from faggy traps before hitting on them?
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>>724388516
shoulders, chin and neck
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