Found bone hiking in woods? What organism is it from? Wat do?

>>724376222
Up butt is what do.

>>724376185
what state?

Looks like a doggo leg bone

>>724376276
NJ

>>724376185
Put your dick on it, if a girl put it between your legs

Noice.
Now cum on it

Kill your mother, wear her skull and become Cubone.

I just wanna know what organism it comes from?
Should I bring it to the police or just throw it out?

>>724376400
bring it to the police just in case i guess

bone in pooper

>>724376400
It could be from a small child or maybe a dog.

Bring it to the police just in case, They will give it to the medical examiner and If it's a doggo they will just throw it in trash, If It's a human leg they might want to talk to you about exactly where you found it


So maybe don't cum on it just yet

>>724376461
I don't want to if its not a human bone. Then they'll think I'm dumb. I don't want to have to drive all the way there unless I have to.

>>724376400
Take it to the police and see what they tell you. Only humans have bones and die in the woods.

If dubs grind off some bone powder and take a line.

It is not human.

That is for sure an animal bone.

>>724376400

You'd need a professional to take an actual close look at it.

You never know though, you could have found a missing piece of evidence and help put a serial killer away.

Or it's nothing at all.

Decisions decisions

>>724376566
Then put your cock on it for /b/

>>724376622
>>724376613
Which animal?

>>724376566
Then don't, Call the police and they will come get it

>>724376671
I don't want the cops coming to my house either. I only want to contact them if it is for sure human, and in that case I'll just bring it to them.

>>724376185
A cow tibia or femur
>Family slaughters cows

not human bone

>>724376740
Well I'll tell you now, None of us are fucking medical examiners. Either throw away that kids leg or give it to the police dumbass


How is this a hard decision?

>>724376748
There aren't really many cows around here though.
I saw a picture online and it does look similar, but it isn't really thick at all.
It was also by ashes and thorns. IDK gave me bad feelings, but I figured I should take it and incase its human to bring it to the cops.

>>724376843

Speak for yourself. I'm the most experienced medical examiner in Bulgaria and that is 100% a niggers penis bone.

>>724376888
Might be another type of quadroped, maybe a cougar, bear. Or someone's big ass dog carried it up there. We usually give those bones to our dogs when we're done.

>>724376888
By the law of /b/ trips means OP has to do gay shit with his "may or may not be human bone"

So dubs decides if I take the bone to the cops or not.

>>724376888

Nice trips, the police will lock you up for tampering with evidence. They'll put you in a mental institution for picking up suspicious bones instead of calling them.

>>724376185

If you found that bone in KY then its jjust a deer...throw it out...plz dont report it

>>724377197
>plz dont report it
found the serial killer

>>724376659
Some quadruped, it is 100% not human though.

>>724377257

>single leg bone
>serial killer

>>724376273
Trips have spoken.

>>724376386
OP, FUCKING DO THIS

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>>724376185

Hi, it's an humerus, probably from a kid.

>>724377328
ceral killer* my bad :)

>>724377432
OP just take it to the police pls

>>724377432

Dude this isn't funny, I don't know why you're laughing

>>724377432
Can some of them not have the holes I'm seeing in pictures?

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>>724377432
And another photo

>>724376366
Checked. Now op must cum on bone.

Rub your dick and some lipstick on it before you take it to the cops

I think it might be a dog femur?

>>724377432
No it's not you fucking idiot. Observe the medially inflected neck, and sharply defined patellar groove at the distal end. It's a left femur.

>>724377882
So is it an animals or a humans?

>>724377990
It's not a human - lacks a third trochanter.

>>724378046
Oh okay that's relieving.

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>>724376185
poor doggo

>>724378046

You're just making up words now. Look at the top of the lantoomaty, it clearly doesn't have a jibblfleb

My dad found a human skull once

>It was from a known abandoned graveyard though where they dug out a hole, can´t remember what for, probably a building of some sort. So not all that special but still pretty cool.

>>724378143
Use your fucking eyes. Look at the shape of the femoral head and the relative height of the greater trochanter. It's not a dog.

>>724378252
So what animal is it??
Cause if its human I gotta take it to the police.

Number three turbine looks to be shorting out, get it some headlight fluid and it will be just fine

>>724378186
Look up third trochanter, numbnuts.

>>724378332
It's an artiodactyl of some kind.

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>>724378252
well it aint a kid

>>724378368
wrong and gay

>>724378332
OP, get it through your gayly thick skull.
IT
ISN'T
A
HUMAN
BONE
Now tell us what kinds of animals tend to go around that area.

>>724376185

You put a rageddy ass bone on you're sofa? hope you're gonna wipe down the whole sofa after... dummy

>>724378400
Didn't all of those die out with the dinosaurs?

>>724378455
Wrong and a dumb fuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_trochanter

>>724378571
No you retard. It's the order of mammals that includes cows, sheep, deer etc.

Clearly some sort of fish.

>>724376566
Fucking who gives a shit, you selfish arsehole. Be a man and inform the police about it. God knows why you picked up a fucking bone in the woods in the first place,=.

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humerus

That looked like a big fat nigger's ass.

>>724376185
If dubs, shove it up your ass OP, like the fag you are

>>724376622
only animals have bones you retard

Woods where? What animals are in the area. A calf bone looks like that.

>>724378597
>wikipedia
just end it, faggot

FUCK YOU RETARD

>>724376566
anytime any bones are discovered like by contractors digging a pool or something work stops and the forensics people are called out...
for every legit human bone they find they check 10,000 dog bones and shit so...
but as for your bone its huge it probably belongs to a cow - not to say a cow died out where you found it or anything most likely some critter dragged it from a dumpster behind a restaurant...

>>724378651
It was only a joke.... I'm not that dumb. Honest

>>724376566
>>724378671
For the last fucking time, it is not a human. It lacks diagnostic human characteristics, e.g. the neck is insufficiently well-developed, the femoral head is not globular enough, there is no well developed third trochanter, the shape of the greater trochanter is all wrong...

>>724378597

Did you study anatomy? Nursery?

>>724378708

Oh wow you're retarded. Its invertebrates that don't have bones, not animals. So stupid.

>>724378916
I need to know anatomy for my job, yep.

>>724378907
Okay that's comforting.

>>724378907
How can you be sure about that if you don't have a correct vision of the bone? lol

>>724378986
So you aren't a medic.

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>>724378907
deer bone?

>>724378986

Obviously you're but a lowly butcher, you're too ashamed and want to hide your profession...

>>724379048
Because I know what a human femur looks like. Take a look at the second picture down, which is in medial view. Look at the anteroposterior depth of the distal epiphysis - no human has a morphology like this.

>>724379186
I study long dead animals.

It clearly belongs to a giant dick tree pelican, those are rare birds. You should take it to a museum.

>>724379149
Nah, head is still too well-developd, and the head is too globular. I'm going for sheep or cow.

Giant frog

>>724379213

Do you make the operation board game?

>>724379261
>>724379261
paleontologist?

>>724379369
Possibly...

>>724379261
Op, use an anatomy atlas to be secure, don't pay much attention to this poor man.

>>724379261

Interesting. What do you specialise in?

>>724379369

How very perceptive of you...kek

>>724376185
nice couch
real leather?

>>724379446
Or given that I have written book reviews of anatomical atlases for academic journals, you could believe me.

>>724376584
>only humans have bones and die in woods.
Wut?

>>724379472
Vertebrates.

>>724376584
pussy

>>724379570
yea its old as fuck tho
>>724379446
Im confused im going to take a shit right now, but im bringing my laptop with me.

I'm pretty positive it isn't human at this point, looking at all these pictures of bones, but I wanna know what kind of animal its from.

A 'land-cow'

It's just the bone of an old dead tree or bush or something. Not an animal bone.

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>>724376185
Deer

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>>724379323
could be.

>>724379789
No that's not what it looks like.

>>724379789
Now you're pissing me off. That isn't even a femur, that's a metatarsal...

>>724379843
HOLY SHIT
Now it makes sense.
That's exactly the right size.

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>>724379789
its not even close.

>>724376622
>That is for sure an animal bone.
anon, did you know that humans are animals, too?

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>>724376185
>>724376185

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Looks like the femur bone of a dog or something along those lines

>>724376185
No timestamp?

>>724380207
Jesus fuck - read the thread. It's a left femur of a cow or sheep - not a fucking dog.

>>724380207
Yea maybe that.

So can we confirm it definitely ain't human.

>>724380336
I am a trained vertebrate anatomist and yes, I can tell you, 100% for certain that it is a left femur of a mammal, that it is not a human or a dog, and that it is probably from a sheep or cow.

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Length and width of it? Looks like the right femur of a coyote to me.

>>724376185
I have only seen human bones live and it looks like the bone going from shoulder to elbow. Looks exactly like it. Not sure how other mammal bones look though

>>724380431
You think it's from a lamb?

>>724380431
last year of forensic anthropology and i agree.

>>724380512
Probably. The lighting isn't great in the picture. But I can absolutely guarantee it is not human. I would stake my career on it.

>>724380509
Nah the head is completely different.

>>724380431

I'm not trained in anything and a quick google image search proves 100% its from a sheep or lamb. Try harder at your job you waste of life.

>>724380509
Oh, and it's called humerus.

>>724378816
What's wrong with Wikipedia?

that is a human skull you've found. bring it to the police

It could be a petrified whale pecker. Take it to a museum.

>>724380509
humerus' don't have a head (ball at the top)

>>724380747
Yes, it does..

>>724376185
Shark bone

>>724380650
What about the extreme anteroposterior depth of the distal epiphysis though?

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>>724380815
Right this is the head of a humerus so this bone can't be human.

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>>724380815

>>724380650
Plus, the surprisingly low greater trochanter.

>>724380913
>>724380927
well played

>>724380968
Muppets the lot of you. How many times do I have to tell you retards that it's a femur?

>>724380896

Oh look at you with your fancy words. I hope they are worth the years of debt...

>>724381013
that was the point.

This is purely anecdotal, but I butchered a lot of animals as a kid. Looks like a sheep or goat femur.

>>724377639
Kek

>>724376185
At first I thought it was some morbidly obese person's literally roasted ass for a moment.

Note to self: NEVER buy leather furniture.

>>724381013
Don't those things live in Madagascar with crazy penguins?

>>724381045
Haha - I did my degree a few years ago now, and not in the US, so I have zero debt. I do have a nice professorship at a university.

>>724377777

>>724376566
anon, you're asking 4chan for advice
you are dumb

>>724381139
>I do have a nice professorship at a university.
and you are sitting on your ass and browsing mind numbing shit like /b/? what the fuck are you doing with your life?

>>724381245
called spare time.

That's a child's bone. I work as a medic here in france. You should send it to the police with a letter saying "It wans't me. I can't control myself!". That's the right thing to do.

>>724381245
Just finished watching the boxing, so thought I'd take a quick look at /b/ to pass the time. Then I saw a thread where I could actually answer the question. It's either that or review a 120 page anatomical monograph...

>>724381330
thats what she said.

>>724381307
really?

>>724376654
OMG

>>724381330

Review the 120 page anatomical monograph and do your fucking job.

>>724381812
I don't get paid to review, and I don't get paid to work weekends - I do them because I want to help my science. I'm allowed one evening off a week. Don't worry, I'll be back on it tomorrow.

>>724381330
you can also suck my casual sized dick if you really wwant to or do this
>>724381812

>>724381948
My interest in anatomy only goes so far. And I don't have my microscope with me, so might struggle to locate your dick anyway.

>>724382043
>My interest in anatomy only goes so far. And I don't have my microscope with me, so might struggle to locate your dick anyway.

MOTTHY FOKI

>>724382043
you've roasted me m80 :^)

>be hiking in woods
>find bone
>better take it home

your actions are more curious than where this bone came from

PUT IT IN YOUR ASS

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>>724382604
I wanted to find out what kind of animal its from.
It's not everyday you find a bone!

>>724383010

you couldn't take a picture of it in the woods lol you had to bring that filthy thing into your home

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>>724383187
I can only take picture with my laptop. I don't know how to take pictures with my phone, I just got it. And I put it in a plastic bag.

>>724383455
wow that actually worked. you have to do it fast though

>>724384111
Nice trips.
Yea if you do it slow its bad

>>724376185
Shove it in your ass.

>>724384444
well fuck op, quads man, you have to do it.

I think we have the same couch.

Ok. Not the same couch, but really similar

>>724382043
haha rekt

>IT'S A FUCKING ELK FEMUR YOU INBRED

I think its the thigh bone of the very rare and very deadly ass hammer moose stork