Post literally anything Its that time of the day

File: download.jpg (4KB, 219x135px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 219x135px

POOP IN THE DOOP MAH BOY, WE NEED SOME VERY GOOD GRAVY FOR THIS SAVY NAVY BLAVY. HAVE YOU EVER DREAMT ABOUT DREAMING IF THE SCATMAN CAN'T DO IT NOBODY CAN, AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOUR LIFE COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND SENDS YOU A DICK PIC AND YOUR MOTHER SENDS HER A BIGGER ONE BACK AND YOU ALL LIKE WHYYYYYY. OH YEAH GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SUGAR NEXT WEEK AT FRIDAY NIGHT ON NICKELODEON!

>>724379084
>>724379156
keep posting these plz they relax me so much

File: 1487253367515.gif (8KB, 594x334px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 594x334px

who remember

File: 1472676414946.jpg (166KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 2560x1440px

>>724379988

File: 1472677013183.jpg (764KB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google]

764KB, 2560x1600px

>>724379988
Also, nice Double dubs.

File: Crazy Diamond.png (336KB, 488x504px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 488x504px

>>724374356

File: 1485605847937.gif (2MB, 400x277px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x277px

Don't remember what this is

File: 1486707255858.gif (2MB, 400x250px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x250px

>>724374356
nice try fbi

File: 1475003825254.gif (2MB, 400x206px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x206px

>>724381393
Kek

File: 13.jpg (117KB, 600x454px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 600x454px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68iWvOn8LBY

File: 26de201df83fdc27906947a62311481f1375b1e8.jpg (481KB, 1252x1252px) Image search: [Google]

481KB, 1252x1252px

Literally anything

File: 1468961045870.jpg (955KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

955KB, 1920x1080px

>>724379988
That's all folks!

>>724381801
Fuck yes dude

File: crazy.jpg (170KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 960x540px

vroom

File: 1458957418383.jpg (853KB, 1617x1396px) Image search: [Google]

853KB, 1617x1396px

>>724382779

File: 1482691594632.jpg (220KB, 1032x1400px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 1032x1400px

>>724382779

File: 1487389300185.gif (862KB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

862KB, 260x146px

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

File: 1487389341277.gif (1MB, 360x202px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 360x202px

>>724383046
An investigator!

File: 1485719211389.jpg (323KB, 1247x1247px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 1247x1247px

>>724377969

File: 1482884481995.jpg (262KB, 1920x1356px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1920x1356px

>>724382911

File: 1487389384754.gif (838KB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

838KB, 260x146px

>>724383081

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first scientist says:
>I want some H2O!

The bartender fills up a glass, hands it to the scientist, and the scientist drinks it.

The second bartender says:
>I want some H2O, too!

The bartender fills up a glass, hands it to the scientist, and the scientist drinks it, then dies.

File: Ba Dum Tsss.gif (1023KB, 500x200px) Image search: [Google]

1023KB, 500x200px

>>724383081

File: 1487389427480.gif (1MB, 360x202px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 360x202px

>>724383230

The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: "Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre?"
Sartre replied, "Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream".
Nodding agreement, the waitress walked off to fill the order and Sartre returned to working. A few minutes later, however, the waitress returned and said, "I'm sorry, Monsieur Sartre, we are all out of cream -- how about with no milk?"

File: 1487389454733.gif (1MB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 260x146px

>>724383422

Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

File: 1487389490255.gif (1MB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 260x146px

>>724383485

Philosphers truly appreciate the profound nature of life's deep
questions. As a result, they are still struggling with the same
questions that have been asked for millenia. Thus, they are the
objects of ridicule on the part of scientists, who have less patience
with such lack of progress.

For example, consider the age-old question: If a tree falls in a
forest, and there is no one around to hear, does it make a sound?

This question was posed by philosophers of antiquity, and there is
still no philosphical consensus as to what the answer should be.

But ask a scientist the same question, and he'll go off for short
while, apply for a grant or two, and come back saying, "Well, we've
solved it for elm and birch, but we're still working on the general
case"!

File: 1487389538833.gif (980KB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

980KB, 260x146px

>>724383544

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

File: 1487389564012.gif (2MB, 360x202px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x202px

>>724383605

Why are books on antigravity such good reads?

File: 1487389605297.gif (1MB, 260x195px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 260x195px

>>724383657

Because, you can't put them down!

File: 1487389631663.gif (680KB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 260x146px

>>724383693

Two satellite antennas get married.

The ceremony was okay,

but the reception was fantastic!

>>724383485
A physicist, biologist, and mathematician are sitting in a coffee shop, watching a house on the other side of the street. They see two men enter it, but three leave.
"That's impossible!" says the physicist.
"They must have reproduced," claims the biologist.
"If one more enters, the house will be empty," deduces the mathematician.

>>724375588
>Birkenglock

File: 1487389657467.gif (700KB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

700KB, 260x146px

>>724383768

Two bacteria walk into a bar.

The bartender says
>We don't serve bacteria here.

The bacteria say
>But we work here, we're staph!

>>724383773
kek

>>724382779
Disgusting

File: 1487389684708.gif (1MB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 260x146px

>>724383936

A balloon of Argon gas drifts into a bar.

The bartender says
>We don't serve noble gases here.

Argon doesn't react.

>>724384362

You know any good sodium jokes?

File: 1487389714489.gif (959KB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

959KB, 260x146px

>>724384362

An ion meets his atom friend on the street and says he’s lost an electron. “Are you sure?” asks the atom. The ion replies, “I’m positive.”

File: 1487876028876.gif (2MB, 360x202px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x202px

>>724384680

Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom.
"Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive."

File: 1487876651561.gif (1MB, 360x202px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 360x202px

>>724384896
>>724385475

File: 1470089383188.png (385KB, 812x458px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 812x458px

>>724385424

File: Elisa Milicent Sinclair - 01_R.jpg (2MB, 1440x4542px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x4542px

Feels incoming.

File: Elisa Milicent Sinclair - 02_R.jpg (2MB, 1440x4314px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x4314px

>>724385906

File: Elisa Milicent Sinclair - 03_R.jpg (2MB, 1470x4812px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1470x4812px

>>724385930

File: AD8.png (386KB, 599x457px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 599x457px

>>724385708
Ayy

There hasn't been a thread on /aco/ in ages even though the comic started back up. Someone needs to change that.

File: Elisa Milicent Sinclair - 04_R.jpg (763KB, 1440x2601px) Image search: [Google]

763KB, 1440x2601px

>>724385967

File: AD5.png (1MB, 800x1035px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 800x1035px

>>724385972

File: 1436914621593.gif (689KB, 266x199px) Image search: [Google]

689KB, 266x199px

>>724385972
ah shit i didnt realize we got updates since that animation

File: 1486053445656.jpg (281KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 1600x1200px

>>724374356

>>724382646
quality post

File: AD1619.png (516KB, 812x458px) Image search: [Google]

516KB, 812x458px

>>724386268
Yep, Iirc she's been updating once a week since 2017 started.

>>724386127
Katawa Shoujo

decent thread

I need weird fap material and it wont let me make a thread
Please help me out boys

Im drunk and really fucking horny

>>724388357
wat kind tho

>>724388825
Like
Women looking crazy (ive actually looked for one pic that has a girl really close to the camera and she does that crazy smile)
And then its hard to describe
I guess crazy women is a good start

Im so fucking drunk

>>724384262
Cause she gotta take that dick?

>>724389006
yandere type girls

I only have hentai tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgmvVPeEyzs

Thoughts?

>>724389329
A big thing for me is real life girls, close to the camera, looking slightly insane. Just the face.
If you find anything, please post.

>>724389642
this is an actual thing

>>724389839
It is?
Whats it called? Id like to able to search for a specific thing.

File: males.jpg (78KB, 499x831px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 499x831px

What it means to be male.

File: IMG_2039.jpg (269KB, 1640x1420px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 1640x1420px

>>724380508

just set this as my wallpaper

thanks anon

>>724390158

idk

try this
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=asmr

>>724390953
ASMR doesnt really do it.
It needs to be a girl who looks kinda "whacko/crazy" close to the camera, looking right into it.
A picture does more than a vid for me.

>>724391154
so literally crazy girlfriend the meme

WtF

>>724390374
>[A tiny part of] What it means to be male.

>>724391479
Not really but kind of.

I remember the pic Im looking for, its a girl with red (I think) hair looking into the camera with a smile that shows her teeth. She has green eyes and looks really crazy. No pic has ever made me cum harder.

>>724386497
Real stories about wild kids are just sad. It never ends well. You don't get that socialization when you're young, you're *never* getting it.

>>724385906
>>724385930
>>724385967
You fucker, I got triggered.

>>724377879
who

>>724391958
Pretty sure it's that bitch from the Young Turks.

>>724391909
haha that's what you get for reading nerd

File: 1488389301236.gif (486KB, 450x343px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 450x343px

Ｌ Ｏ Ｖ Ｅ
Ａ
Ｉ
Ｎ

>>724391727
>the only part that matters.

File: 1488638167955.jpg (52KB, 700x527px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 700x527px

So who's ready for the new spawn movie?

>>724392696
not me
I was done with superhero movies years ago

>>724391958
She's in the Steel Panther video "Death to All but Metal"

Check the comments/description, everyone talks about her because she's like a feminist comedian but she grabs her boobs in that video because Steel Panther is cool as fuck

>>724392696
There's a new spawn movie? Is Johnny Legs in it again?

File: 1484110575210.png (154KB, 901x766px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 901x766px

>>724392802
Superhero movies are just pandering to the childhood regression of 90's kids brought about by the dissonance between the idealistic worldview we were raised with and the harsh realities of the world today.

I always thought it was kind of stupid. Seeing my childhood icons in 1080pHDzOMG with an all-star cast just seems to cheapen the memories for me.

>>724393828
>cheapen the memories
they spend millions on the action scenes that I mostly space out, followed by a casual banter I can't identify with

not looking forward to ghost in the shell

>>724388243
I didn't realize that at first and now I'm laughing

File: 1488228379664.jpg (83KB, 1000x561px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1000x561px

https://discord.gg/M5tbqJk

https://www.wattpad.com/user/NathanPerrine

>>724392881
Sarah Silverman? The girl in the webm is not her

>>724384729
Fucking KEK

File: Screenshot_20170304-210255.jpg (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x2560px

>>724394732
I don't believe you

File: Screenshot_2017-02-01-19-13-50.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

rate my friend /b/

>>724395025
Yea, that's not her. Sarah Silverman is in her fifties now.

File: 1488144212458s.jpg (4KB, 249x249px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 249x249px

>>724374356

>>724391958
that bitch from young turks

File: 12195802_688713741263527_4391190941810187011_n.jpg (21KB, 500x580px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 500x580px

>>724383797
Underrated as fuck

>>724394543
Follow link

Duplicate

>>724382779
I NEED MOAR

>>724386008
fuck me dude... this story really fucked me up

>>724382571
is that david cameron

>>724377879
Which episode?

>>724383773
whoever is posting the intellectual jokes, thank you

>>724383773
im slow, can someone please explain the mathematician's deduction? preferably using math but an explanation would also help

>>724399332
please and thank you

>>724399332
help an idiot out

In case you guys missed it, here's a quick anouncement. America is fat. Greetings from Anon

File: edukaatio.jpg (49KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 640x640px

>>724400474

>>724399332
>2 men enter
People inside house = 2
>3 men leave
People inside house = -1
So now if 1 person was to enter, there would be exactly 0.

>>724401089
Who's this?