its my birthday /b/, make this the best YLYL thread you can

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It's my birthday too

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jesus

>>724373135
Merriest birthday

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>>724374440
Nice trips
Get raped

>>724374538
fuck why did i kek to this?

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>>724374718
Cuz it's kek worthy

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>>724374810
I "liked" this picture, it was amusing.

>>724374810
you deserve a banana purge just for this post.
not because it isnt funny but because 80% of it
isnt even remotely true
but because youre an amerifat ,you would never actually leave your little village maybe once you may visit your state capital but thats about it for your life
fucking villager

>>724375544
and turkey isnt in europe

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>>724375544
Nice double dubs George double you Bush

>>724375544
well, he got the "how to irritate eurofags in 1 sentence" right

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>>724373135
https://youtu.be/YQP1sxdw3YI

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>>724375544
It's completly accurate you dumb fuckin europoor.

>>724373261
I actually laughed at that, you cocksucker.

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>>724375544
You dense piece of shit, it's obviously isn't true. Get the dick out of your ass. (or continue, it did make me laugh.)

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>>724373135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOLvBMRnLE

>>724375842
Why did I lose to this?

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>>724376656
I really hate this guy. I hope he dies. Also nice dubs

>>724376656
what a disgusting, pathetic, fat fuck piece of shit

>>724374671
>>>724374440
>Nice trips
>Get raped
what trips

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>>724373135

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>>724377181
444. Derp

what's your paypal op?

>>724377225
has science gone too far?

>>724377249
>>724377324
nooooo

>>724377249
>>724377324
>>724377386
>>724377467
>>724377492
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>724377360
fucking newfaggotry

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I see this thread is in a bit of a pickle

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make like a banana you pickled freak and split out of this thread

>>724377324
>>724377386
walking through the night, thinking about life, coming home and want to have fun on a ylyl thread and than this...
THE BANANAGUY. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark.
jerking off after every abana you have posted.
You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>724377360
fucking lurk more you useless piece of shit

>>724374671
>4440
>Nice Trips
>TRIPS
Please, refrain from posting for a while until you fully understand no this place works.

>>724377777
>>724377623
Youre both niggers.

>>724377777
always you fucking banana motherfuckers

>>724374671
>Hello, my name is anon and I'm new here

>>724377777
quints have been wasted for this

>>724377777
checked and go die you piece of shit

>>724377832

theres a bunch on 9gag faggots here now

>>724377578
jeez edgy much anon?

>>724377777
sick pents

this is now banana thred

>>724376897
ew what a pig, horrible shit tier titties and body. wouldnt even touch if she was the 2nd to last being on the planet. also nice dubs

>>724376838
If dubs poster of pic mom dies

>>724373261
So silly I lost, congratulations

>>724376838
gfghtye

>>724376838

fukku

>>724373135
>>724373261
happy birthday brothers

>>724378351
is she dead

>>724378160
rolling

>>724378291
Thanks lori!

>>724375214
top kek

>>724376721
Isn't this footage from the gay club in orlando florida, right before that awesome guy shot it up and killed all those faggots?

Fucking FAKE NEWS making him out to be a bad guy.

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>>724378898
Sadly, she dieded.

>>724373135
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlOi1UVRlkY

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk shows. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to survive. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You're dead. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness.

scientists found out that jesus was homosexual.

>>724376055
Lost

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIpHfnWXyR0

>>724377312
lol sauce ?

>>724376007
> ... screamed the stable boy

gets me every now and then. it got me this time.

>>724374538
wtf lol

>>724374538
does anyone have the one of this where he's like "wtf is your dad a phone"

>>724379569
>Isn't this footage from the gay club
>FAKE NEWS
the irony

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>>724381851

>>724382433
keep this going bls

>>724376838

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>>724382021

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>>724382021

>>724377777
Glorious quints have confirmed that this YLYL thread is shit and is prime for bananas.

>>724376838
fuck

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>>724382863
>>724382936

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This makes me lose everytime

>>724374810
That baltics thing works. Used it on lithuanians because one pissed me off.

>>724377578
nice copy-pasta you got there.
I still agree with it though, fuck those banana posts.

>>724378351
Fuck I'm going to hell for losing to this

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>>724377225

New meme generated ty

>>724380333
checked

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>>724375544

>>724376838
ok

>>724378965
rolling

>>724378306
LMAOBRUH
BURHRBBRUHRUBHRUBRHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUH

>>724376897
>nice dubs
dubs go at the end faggot

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>>724376721
That guy's perfect body tho.

>>724373135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07kEUiRI1Bg

>>724377312
Sauce???

somebody post the "Nice feet" pic

>>724375903
lost

>>724386460
it's already been posted you fuck

>>724379351
fag

>>724376838
elmo again...

>>724376838
Okay

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>>724377777
Congrats on your pents!

>>724376838
Gs

>>724376838
dck

>>724376838
fffffff

>>724377578
Jokes on you he's probably on his phone using McDonald's wifi

>>724376838
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724380788
>>724386390

Hardcore High Notes
Phoenix Marie & Jordi El Niño Polla

>>724382021
>the tard reich

>>724390293
lost

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>>724382095
Mind=blown

>>724375544
Look, it worked!

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sum rnd wembs

>>724376838
elmo no

>>724376838
hpow

>>724377578
are you ok

>>724377312
Beyond turned on

>>724376352
fuck lmao.

>>724376838
Hi Elmo

>>724376838
Kys

>>724377225
the future is now

>>724378351
I feel retarded because I don't get it. Is it just the guy's questions? The duckface selfie? Someone help.

>>724375544
Fucking lost! Village? Really? Lulz.

>>724376838
Fuck you, Elmo

>>724376838
To all who have replied to this post, I commend you. It takes a real manticore to eat all this pasta.

>>724375544
#Triggered

>>724374810
France is wrong, it should say "white flag"

>>724376838
fag

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>>724376055
yep, this one got me.

>>724374538
lost

>>724375842
$7.75 pot brownies? Ayy

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>>724383264

If there's one good thing that happened as a result of this past election, this was it.......
.. oh, and Trump being a complete moron every single day since he won.

>>724376838
fuck

>>724376721
Lost when they starting throwing the money, like
>fuck yeah, you go bro!

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>>724376897

>>724378106
Me on the bottom :-)

>>724377312
Link plz??

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>>724373135
Happy B-day cunt.
if youre a /b/ tard youre a family member

>>724393998
baneposting my nigga

>>724376838
got me

>>724393998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

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>>724382182

>>724377225
This is why ISIS hates America. Your porn is garbage.

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>>724400644
Better?

>>724376838
Ass hole

>>724401054
Yes.

>>724390465
THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!???

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>>724402184

>>724376838
Fuck you

>>724376838
>Bettsguideservice.com
lol

>>724403121
yes

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>>724378351
Lost and I feel horrible

>>724376838
No

>>724404222
nice trips

Worst ylyl ever

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>>724404446

>>724404444

>>724376838
C

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>>724376838

>>724404697
>>724404737
could you not feed dipshit

>>724376838
fuck

>>724399777
Why is this funny...also checked

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>>724375903
you son of a bitch, I lost.

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here OP happy birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pXKDOVb88g&t=24s

>>724402785
That's clever as fuck. Didn't make me kek out loud. But props to the creator

>>724376897
>GF: bf, lift me onto your shoulders, I wanna show the crowd my tits
>BF: o-okay...

>>724377312
I was waiting for her to hit him with the tombstone piledriver at the end

>>724382233
>Rock went into ass

>>724377427
underrated

>>724374810
No, to annoy a Portuguese man you just say "Sorry i can't speak spanish"
i get angry as fuck when i speak Portuguese and amerifags mistake it for spañol, we aren't spics.

>>724382561
Keked.

>>724399961
LOL Talcum X is a fucking moron

>>724375339
Lost

>>724385968
>Allahu Aktarts
Das pretty gud

>>724382182
she got some sort of voodoo curse shrunken head shit going on?

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>>724379293
lost to the open tabs in the window more than the spoodermoon

>>724373135
Happy birthday

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>>724376055

>>724376838
fuck

>>724376838
Fucker

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>>724391258

>>724376838
fuck you

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>>724401081
Lost lulz

>>724376007
>I'M NOT GAY AND I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT

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>>724376608
keked hard

>>724376838
b

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>>724376838

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>>724377360
Good job faggot

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>>724376721
I would be the guy trying to throw a dollar coin into his asshole from across the crowd

>>724375256

I don't speak Swahili

>>724376721
i love how everyone went nuts when he started sucking his dick

>>724376838
ghjk

>>724377360
fucking kill yourself

>>724391258
Fuckin got me

>>724411616
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

>>724390293
HA! good one

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>>724377578
Real original douchebag

>>724382360
Fuck dude, what an awful post.

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Oh shit, this is turning into 9gag

>>724391258
I actually can't see number 5

WHAT THE FUCK

please tell me i'm not the only one. Please tell me that this is nothing more than a troll picture and there actually isn't a number 5.

I'm worried. Not because i'm a faggot, I already knew that. I'm worried because I might be colorblind.

>>724375671
Lost, never realised mens genitals look like feet

>>724376838
Wait

>>724376172
As a europoor I can confirm
It even pissed this guy >>724375544 so it works
Good post

>>724401054
kek

>>724377578
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>724410000
nice quads

>>724412791
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.

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lmao

>>724413004
holy fuck lol

>>724373135
happy bday, not ylyl pic but here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpT5SBg1Mmk&index=41&list=PL33FB77857ECA4170

>>724413203
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.

>>724412273
It's intentionally like that faggot. If you're still worried google for a colorblind test

>>724411616
Nice tripple dubs! {44,11,1616}

>>724376838
grr

>>724375544
>(there are no villages in the US)

>>724413546
You check'd a single bro

>>724376838
Kol

>>724411476
It's dutch, some niggers speak dutch.

>>724377220
Bice double dubs>>724377225

>>724376838
f u

>>724376902
faggot humor. garbage.

>>724400644
id like to see you try to fuck while riding those fucking things

>>724377578
Chill it's just pics, ignore them

>>724377786
A little to late Buddy

>>724399777
idk man. the white trash thing kinda does it for me. mostly because i know from experience they'll let you do whatever

>>724376656
is that fucking chris chan

>>724408496
he moved the ass hole

>>724376721
>>724379569
Nope this one is from Nantucket

>>724376838
Well, phuck it.

>>724376055
lost at nude

>>724375903
>>724386466
>>724406997

I don't get it, Austalia doesn't guns.

>>724381892
sometimes the less edgy they are the funnier

>>724415592
Nice feet!

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>>724376838
Oh fuck you brah

>>724415554
OP here, LOST!

>>724378351
Has memes gone too far?

>>724373261
>>724373135
Me 3.its my bday as well. How old are you fags? I just turned 28

>>724391373
>▶
Nice

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>>724373135

>>724381892
pretty good

>>724390465
>dat Matt Groening burp

>>724376838
wow

>>724415554
anyone got more of these feet?

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>>724416318

>>724376007
i'd destroy him with my dick

>>724390465
yeah this is why i hate the ocean

Hey /b/ is it normal to enjoy pissing in containers.

For whatever reason I get a weird enjoyment from pissing in things. I don't know why I just do. I've used soda bottles, Pringles cans, milk jugs, etc. It's just feels cool to collect you your piss, I don't have any form of pee fetish that I know of btw. Can someone explain why I like doing this

>>724375903
Fucking furries

>>724377225
Lost hard

>>724413771
Nice dubs! 44 and 77! Great job!!!!!

>>724393998
the joke is he's asking the dumbass questions as if she's still alive and that its baneposting i guess

>>724381892

i miss these, some of them were gold

>>724416596
Allah's work. You're doing it, anon.

>>724410469
>Kelly Ann
>Lieutenant Dan
God dammit... Lost.