ITT: We are in a waiting room. Trips causes all hell to break

Sure is taking a while

I really like the decor

Mr. Johnson, the doctor will see you now

*mumbles something to self*

Hey look a penny on the floor

*Cough*

>>724357578
ahem

ahem

aHRRRRRRRm

>>724357578
Hey, are we allowed to smoke here?

Which one one you fucks farted, I can smell it.

*sits on random persons lap*

>>724358779
Yeah man what the fuck?

>>724358779
Not me

*casually browses pornhub from phone*

>>724358753
Absolutely not. That's why I brought my vaporizer.

>>724358787
get off weirdo

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>>724358427
H-hey anon could you p-pass that magazine?

>>724358787
Jostle your hips, babe

*has loud phone argument with wife*

>>724358875
Which one?

>>724358875
I'd rather pass you deez nuts

>>724358548
Do you need some medicine?

no man, i really need to smoke, im going out for a second... could anyone tell me if they call me?

>>724358924
just pick one from the stack of penthouses over there.

time to chimp out negros

*vapes*

>>724358985
shh

*yawn*

Did that guy just rupture his hemorhoid ?

WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING THEM SO LONG?!

*sneezing*

Why the fuck is the discovery Channel playing on the tv. Idgaf about Rick Harrison

>>724359096
oy man, calm down please

*repeatedly checks flip phone*

>>724359111
HOLY SHIT DID YOU MOTHERFUCKER JUST SNEEZE?

>>724359111
o shit

>>724359111
OH SHI-

>>724359111
DON'T FUCKING SNEEZE NEAR ME YOU FUCKING CUNT

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>>724359111
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU FAGGOTS

>>724359111
oh shit

>>724359141
WHHAT THE FUCK

>>724359111
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME

>>724359111
*Shoves a knife in your nose

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

FUCK YOU ALL SHITHEADS ILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IF SOMEONE SNEEZES AGAIN

>>724359111
IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU STUPID CUNT

*sucks own dick*

THIS PIECES OF SHIT DON'T CALL IN ANYONE!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TISSUES

>>724359111
FUCK YOUR BLESS

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op

>Live around spics
>am spic
Imagine a 5 year old dirty child being beaten by a mid 50s looking woman with a sandal.

Fuk this, ill kill that cunt if he doesnt call me next

I'M SUPPOSED TO FUCKING MY WIFE AT HOME RIGHT NOW YOU SLOW FUCKERS

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>>724359161
SIR I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO CALM DOWN!

>>724359384
YOU FUUCKING WISH YOU HAD A WIFE YOU FAGGOT

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724359387
I AM CALM MOTHERFUCKER

>>724359359
This is why whites are superior

>>724359387
FUCK OFF LITTLE BITCH

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make it stop

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK

>>724359450
IM GONNA START A RACE WAR ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>724359446
EAT MY COCK YOU SNOT NOSED JEW

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NGHAAAAA

I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

*cries in a corner*

>>724359518
BLACK PEOPLE ARE IMPURE, ALL HAIL THE FUCKING WHITES YOU NEGRO

>>724359518
WHITES WIN BY DEFAULT BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY WINNING

>>724357578

My trips give everyone AIDS.

>>724359674
AMEN

NIGGERS ARE TO BE LYNCHED

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I'm a pedophile

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>>724357578
HI GUYS I BROUGHT MY HAMSTER HE'S ANGRY

Kill the kikes

trippy getto

>>724359754
YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER, IM GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR ASS

*starts a fire*

>>724359755
FUCK YOURSELF AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING HAMSTER I HOPE IT DIES FROM CANCER

CALM DOWN

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THREE DAYS

>>724359896
fuck you

*pulls out purse puppy and fucks it*

111

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Fingers asshole while making eye contact with you*

>>724360123
0123 get

>>724359754
ok

222

Which one of you shitcunts disabled the aircon? I'll stab you in the throat

>>724360139
*facefucks you*

>>724358875
what happned to her!!????????

*Shoves pencils up dick*

*eats own cum*

*vomits*

>>724357578
Anyone got games on their phone?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOCTOR, I NEED MY E-LIQUID INJECTIONS NOW

Where's the FUCKING REMOTE?

CHANGE THE CHANNEL

*slowly begins to fap while watching all that sick shit happening*

My nuts are so sore

CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL THIS SHOW IS SHIT

>>724360497
SHUT UP NIGGER

FUCK CHANGE THE CHANNEL ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

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I'm gonna shoot everyone

Number 47, Doctor McDougal will see you now

*puts brick through tv*

*repeatedly slams chair on head of anyone nearby*

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HOLY FUCK CALM THE FUCK DOWN

shhhhh iz ok

>>724360686
he is fucking torn in peaces now gtfo

*pisses on several of you*

>>724360785
yus

>>724360819
*actually enjoying this*

Anyone got a lighter?

Thank fuck that TV is fucking gone

I HATE NIGS

>>724360877
Yeah I do

>>724360686
ABOUT FUCKIN TIME

I LOVE TRAP

SUCK MY BOWLS

>>724360936
NO NO NO ITS MY TURN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Thogon the Destructor

TRAPS ARE GAY

first post ending with 8 gets multiple creampie in asshole

Trip nip

>>724360998
GET REKT

>>724360998
SO FUCKING CLOSE

>>724361059
8 get

...roll...?

Eat my cunt plox

>>724361059
I want dat shit alright?

>>724361111
Hello everyone, please stay calm

CLEARS THROAT, i'M GAY.

>>724361111
Oh wow everything is fine now

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>>724361111
QUADS

*cocks pistol*

I'm gonna rip of yer head, shit down yer throat and fuck yer stump until you shit yerself. Then I'm gonna eat that there shit!

>>724361068
*fucking your asshole until i cum*

>>724361155
Hey, are you a cat or dog person?

>>724361157
Good for you sir

>>724361111
Sorry for being loud...kek

>>724361173
*Checks chamber is clear and dry-fires. Returns to holster whilst whistling.*

>>724361111
*sits back down, checks phone*

>>724361203
I'm actually a bird person, and you my dear?

>>724361184
Please calm down

>morpheus drinking fourties in a death basket

I'm so happy I got quads on this anonymous image forum. Haha, how was your day?

*coughs*

>>724361232
Did you just assume my gender?

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*pretending to hear and see nothing*

Does quads mean we're all extra polite?

>>724361336
My day was almost perfect. I got shit on 5 minutes ago, though

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*trying to play sniper 3d*

*Sees new update, "Oh great these faggot devs have ruined yet again! MY FUCKING RPG DOESN'T WORK! GOD DAMN THEE FUCKING GREEDY BITCHES GOD DAMN THEM TO HELL! MAY THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES BE RIDDEN WITH AIDS FALL INTO A INK HOLE FLOWING WITH HUMAN EXCREMENT AND GET EATEN BU FUCKING RATS! FUCK THIS SHIT, HOW DO I UNINSTALL THIS PIECE OF SHIT!?"

*Fat ass carrying spider monkey enters room, stits directly across*

*"Great, this fat disgusting slob chooses the seat across from me to sit. Is that a fucking monkey? Why is this guy carrying that monkey? Is that his lunch? Ids he going to eat that monkey in front of us...wit, why is his hand under that monkey's ass? HOLY SHIT, that fat fuck got his finger stuck in that monkey's ass! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! What a stupid fat disgusting sick fuck. Well, maybe he was trying to get an obstruction out of the monkey's ass. What obstruction? A fucking cheeto he stuck up there to flavor it more? Look at the guy sitting next him, he knows something is wrong. Ha ha that guy looks like some ex prep school twat. Look agt those khakis, that fucking aqua plaid shirt, that gay blond flat top and boat shoes? WHO THE FUCK WEARS BOAT SHOES ANYMORE? Oh wait, he's smelling something. ha ha he's even more disgusted buy that fat fuck with the monkey than we are. I wonder what smells worse, the fat fuck or the monkey... Jesus, don't download that same fucking game again. DON'T!"*

>>724361352
I'm very sorry sir

DEUS VULT!!! RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE!! REMOVE KEBAB!!!!!

*proceeds to run around the room LARPing and swinging axe around*

>>724361277
Ooh, I used to have some birds... but I think of myself as more of a cat person, y'know?

>>724361437
Sir/Ma'am, a couple people have requested that you leave.

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>>724361473
tahts a naise akse yu have ther.
very manly man

>>724361473
Please calm yourself

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724361473
Please calm down, anon, this is a waiting room, not the sacred grounds of the Holy Land.

>>724361668

Sorry, I sneezed.

>>724361631
Oh...forgive me mam.

*sits down*

>>724361668
This is a drug-free zone, anon.

*fack ring tone goes off*

>>724361614
Yeah, that convo is supposed to all be in my head.
Green text wouldn't have covered it all, or been too time consuming to do seperately

Good afternoon, gentlemen!
Is the Doctor still busy?

>>724361743
Oops sorry about that

>>724361779
Yea

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:)

CHEMTRAILS ARE REAL WHITE GENOCIDE 9/11 MK ULTRA

>>724361847
Now!

>>724361779
Good morning, sir! Yes, it appears so, but he will arrive shorty. Please make yourself comfortable.

Fuck this wait time I'm leaving

>>724361880
now

*checks watch* good lord, look at the time. I do hope the good doctor arrives soon

>>724361903
>>724361847

sORRY i'm auTistic, I HEre for treatment

>>724361895
Have a nice day, friend. Keep in touch!

*pops massive erection*

NIGGER NGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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Hi guys, .. may I take a sit .. here with my girlfriend?

>>724361987
Damn, sir, you really need that doctor!

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Look at this pic of my dog, his name is Bowie.

>>724362046
Shut up, this is a waiting room idiot.

>>724362068
too soon

>>724362068
*moves up*
Of course!

>>724362046
Please refrain from using a abusive language in the waiting lounge.

>>724362046
*gets triggered*

>>724362150
We're going to need emergency services.

>>724361997
Hm? Something wrong friend?

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>>724362150

>>724362097
Sir, this is a doctors, not a vets

*whistles*

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fuck this we are leaving, we got work to do

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>>724362192
Sorry, I thought I saw a spider in the corner.

>>724362257
How DO you do that, anon?

>>724362237
Dogs are people too, cunt

>>724362369
Please, no stale and irrelevant memes in the waiting lounge.

>>724362379
I can also beatbox.

Whistling is easy.

>>724362379
Just pretend you're sucking asian cock

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Hi there lads !

>>724362449
i can beatbox but I can get no close to whistling, sounds like a cat wheezin with a kissy face

>>724362461
S-Sir...

>>724362483
Teach me your wayz

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>>724362418
Sorry im just shaking man, i NEED adoctorrightnow!

>>724362507
hmm no idea then .. i got big lips. . and knew how to whistle since I was lil kid

>>724362533
It's okay my grandfather is a full blooded asian

>>724362483
Rather rude...

>>724362483
my good sir, we kindly request you to royally go and fuck yourself, thank you.

>>724362483
b-but sir.. his name is Jack and he likes every single one of us

This wait though...

How you doing fellas

>>724362596
You are magic.

>>724362560
LOL this dudes dying

>>724362665
Almost nabbed a trip there good sir

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>>724362665

>>724362665
Good, you?

guys dont you think its too peaceful here ?

>>724362784
We are waiting for trips, lad.

>>724362747
That, and a 666!

>>724362774
Great, thanks for asking

>>724362898
^.^ Glad to hear it.

*whispers something very bad into the doctors ear and runs away"

People kill when they are died

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I gotta take a call

Ohh jeez! I don't feel very good

*breathes"

would u look at all these fine lads

>>724363047
Doctor, what was that? What? You're going to sue the patient for harassment?

>>724363047
stop right there

>>724363047
*You're autistic, untalented, and ugly*

>>724363101
I do hope the doctor can see you soon!

*snores*

>>724363101
You alright, friend? Anything wrong?

There are some weird people in this room!

>>724363127
Gib titties

>>724363224
s-sir...

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>>724361111
Witnessed and calmed down

G'day gentlemans

ayoo mami what dat mouf doo?

>>724363307
Thank you

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I WILL UNLEASH HELL AND THEN KILLMYSELF, REMEMBER ME AND BE FREE MY FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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HEY KISAMAS,
WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>724363350
Hey there, Mister! How you doing today?

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>>724363438
REEEEEEE TRIPS ARE FOR FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724363438
Sir we are going to have to ask you to leave

>>724363379
>>724363438
>>724363452
can you leave the room please we are trying to have a nice time here

>>724363438
Sir, kill yourself.
>>724363452
Sir, please impale yourself with a spiked dildo.

>>724363452
god fucking damnit, why did I read the whole thing

So have we calmed down or what? We got quads not trips

>>724363456
nm, keeping the trips away y'know

Kids nowadays, so rowdy and chaotic.

What a pleasant day.

>>724357578
Cranges? Cranges McBasketball, the 2nd?

>>724363567
Don't question the system

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>>724363497
>>724363496

fucking niggers, you won't know what you're missing out on REEEEEEEEEEEEE

*LEAVES*

>>724363615
Yes, the weather is splendid!

>>724363655
nice dubs

im really bored right now.. i hope something interesting happens

Sven , Is he here?

>>724363759
777

This...fucking..*COUGHING FIT*...doc...tor...

*dies in chair*

>>724363759
Same here.

>>724363780
*doesnt react*

>>724363795
Well, shit.

>>724363795
GOOD GOD! Somebody fetch the doctor immediately!

LET THE MAYHEM BEGIN

what are we waiting for anyway

If someone gets trips I'm going to do an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle

>>724363759
Yeah...same...something feels off...

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bored..

>>724363795
Oh my god, may we start the necrophilia??

roll?

>>724363988
close, sir

>>724363973
Not until trips, love, then you can do whatever you want with the body. :)

>>724363973
Not until trips

*clogs toilet with women's weekly magazines*

>>724364047
Ah, goddamnit! Soon...

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>>724363638
Guess i'll just go insane like everyone else.
Ok, here we go:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING CHECK THE FUCKING QUADS YOU FAGGOTS, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BLOW THIS JOINT UP YOU NIGGER, WISH ME LUCK CAUSE' I'M CLAIMING THOSE 72 VIRGINS ALLAH PROMISED ME

You smell that? It's the smelly smell of something smelly... its quads

>cracks neck

God, it's 2 am where I am. I should sleep, but this thread is amazing.

>>724364159
sir, please wait outside

>>724357578
Do you want to know the bringers of all the evil in the world name?

I'm back, sorry i was loud.

Are you retarted? Its not even close to quads fucking newfag nigger.

>>724364159
You too retard.

>>724364159
Those were my quads, sir. Please leave this building before we are forced to tranquilize you.

>>724363973
*revives*

Huh? No...

*sits back up*

Phew...close one...what's taking him so long? I just had a heart attack and he's still absent.

We're well off the bump limit, keep this thread alive. Anyone know any /b/ archive sites that are actually up to date?

>>724364288
*sigh* Any day now...

Im highly interest on this magazine selection, i trust the waiting room can get more updated selection, I cannot wait for more if I get to come here.

*Sips casual coffee*

>>724364288
oh well, thats a shame, but your still a friend to me :)

>>724364317
Reeee?

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Does anyone have something to eat ?

Roll, bump, anything that will get us trips

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>>724364225
>>724364232
>>724364268
I seem to have lost my marbles for a second, you'll have to excuse me for I was diagnosed with a severe case of autism and paranoia. I will have myself calmed down and wait for the next trips to show himself

Number 48, Doctor McDougal will see you now

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>>724359111

Side Status: Pass Mars

>>724364435
at 500 replies posts stop getting bumped

>>724364488
Sir, this is a walk-in clinic, not the Psychiatric ward.

*sneeze in spanish*

Comin' up on our next opportunity for trips

ayayay mamma mia

>>724364649
¡Jesús, María y José!

*FARTS*

*looks suspiciously around the room*

shall we get this party started?

trips comin soon...

>>724364810
Excuse you!

>>724364605
I was told this was a waiting room, not specifying that it was from a walk-in clinic, you'll have to excuse me then for I will wait outside for when the trips arrive

and the trips are gone again

>>724364892
You are forgiven, sir. Thank you for your co-operation.

>>724364943
they move so fast

>>724364855
Every time I see dubs I get a bit...nervous...strange...

Number 49, Doctor McDougal will see you now

>>724364977 You nervous about yourself then?

111 get