How can i get a Girlfriend?

>>724356969
Stop being a faggot. That usually helps

>>724356969
Post everything you have of this semen demon

>>724357141
im not a faggot

>>724357271
x2

>>724356969
make a list of your worst qualities, and then get rid of them
boom 80% more attractive

>>724357503
what are bad qualities ?

Don't put that pussy on a pedestal. See a girl's flaws and you'll see they're just a normal boring human beings like the rest of us.

>>724356969
I could eat this girls pussy on this desk all day long

>>724357913
treat them like shit?

>>724356969
Confidence

>>724357650
fat, lazy, poor, low energy, not sexy, a push-over, no motivation is a big one.
ect. ect.

Sloth, Wrath, Gluttony, Lust, Pride, Envy, Greed

>>724357977
same

>>724356969
you can't

>>724358051
those last ones seem fine

>>724357994
>you'll see they're just a normal boring human beings
>treat them like shit?
that's a red flag anon

>>724356969
get off 4chan

>>724358139
kek

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Took me 26 years, but basically just start talking to girls and it will just happen. Not really helpful, but hey, thats all it takes.

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>>724356969
First of all get a life, having a girlfriend is one of the perks of having a life, not the starting point of it.
Secondly, get off 4chan
Third and last, check my dubs.

>>724358139
>being a lazy, fat, greedy and envious jew is fine
found the virgin

>>724356969
be careful, you need to drag them at the hair.
if you drag'em at a leg they fill up with dirt

>>724358907
i usually dont have anything to say after talking

Be a negro.
Have money.

Usually the first one is the only thing you need.

>>724359570
are you suggesting a spray on tan x10

Well first you have to talk to them that usually helps

>>724359791
And a dick enlargement.

it happens when you least expect it anon, i found my first and only love in a small discord group out of the blue one lonely afternoon at the age of 24, i had since long given up on ever finding anyone.
Apparently we both joined the same day and just started casually talking there, turns out we were meant to be and now were practically married, i still can barely believe it happend.

>>724356969
Sauce??

Gonna tell you a secret anon, women fucks all the time not with you.

>>724357376
x3

Why do you want one is the real question

>>724360162
Long distance? Is you retarded mufucka

>>724356969
kys

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>>724356969

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>go outside stop masturbating

>>724361501
shut up you ninny

>>724356969
Don't be desperate.Women feel it
Don't be like a fucking angel for her at the begining.She wants a man,not a fag who behaves like a slave.
Don't let her feel she is the only girl you are interested in.
Touch her.Hug her when she sits close to you.It's 100x more important than talking
Don't let her know you don't know what to do in any situations.You have to be sure every decision.
If she says "im cold" or something like that,don't ask her if she wants your hoodie.Just give it to her.

>>724361501
>tumblr ctr and reddit
those faggots are too stupid to do anything worrisome

>>724356969
Go into the main market and yell buying gf (makes sure she has NX points)

>>724356969
why do you even want a girlfriend?

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>>724362399
They why did the amount of porn threads increased just before the european elections?

>>724362871
then*

>>724362871
actually think those pussy bitches can fuck with me
I'll tear them limb from limb and drink their blood

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>>724363276
iff the elections in europe go to the left that will mean that there will be around 10 million more muslim citizens and 10 million more "refugees" in Europe

>good look fighting all of them

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>>724363868
B-but are there not only like 200 million ppl in Europe?

>>724363868
Napalm airstrike right here.
Fuck those dirty brown guys.

>>724364107
Europe is already 8% muslim, then there are the shit skins that dont call themselves muslims, comes up to around 15% of etnic cleansing of European, not counting the halfbreed and nigger admixture

>>724356969
Pee on her, to show dominance.
Always work

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>>724365040

https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
They are in progress to replace the y chromosome.

The male nuclear y chromosome only mutates 0,3 % per generation.
This is why we used to have male upon son inheritance to ensure the bloodline and genetic identity.

Most countries in the world still know this but the west forgot and is quickly losing their genetic identity because men dont have male offspring any more.

The thing about the European and Asian blood,Europeans and Asians have more population groups (family trees) and much shorter/younger family trees then the African and arab genetics, this causes those to be more dominate.

The media is using the term genetic diversity for a old population group who lived in isolation for a long time. This is where the misconception of African Negroids being more genetic diverse comes from aswell (the African family trees(main ethnic African groups) are bigger and have longer branches but the rest of the world Asians and Europeans have more family trees

Because of this long isolation these genetic groups(trees) gained genetic dominant genes true interbreeding and strengthening genetics by keeping a selecting the same set of genetics over and over again generation after generation

All other so called junk DNA, that causes the unique mutations needed for evolution and diversity decay with every copy reducing mutations within the population group

This is the cause of recession of the Asian or European genetics AKA genocide.

Tl;dr european / asian genes are recessive, they will regress when bred with dominate arab or african genetics causing the disappearance of them.

You need less then 5% to cause this genetic shift, most european countries have 10% of their demographics being african/arab. most only have around 60% 70% of their native population left.

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How to get a girlfriend?

For starters don't force yourself trying to get a girlfriend. That is like trying to find happiness. Happiness comes to you, but you can't chase after it just like a girlfriend.

Take care of your hygiene. By having BO and bad breath it can refrain girls just from talking to you.

When you go outside always look your best.

Treat them as human beings (not as sex toys).

Don't be a white knight.

Don't always expect to pay everything for a girl (it is 2017) if they can't afford to pay for a meal then they doesn't deserve to be with you.

Love yourself, before loving others.

Have a hobby or hobbies.

Always have a smile on your face (not a creepy one).

Be yourself.

OPTIONAL:

Be Black

Be Jewish

Be rich

Have good looks

Have talent in music/acting