describe my wife's body to a blind man.

not worth it

Like an exploded can of biscuit dough

She's got all kinds of bumps on her skin

>>724349919
/thread

Frumpy, with empty saggy tits

>>724350014
Double chin with no neck

>>724349839
fat and hairy

Like she is wearing a fanny pack, but its made of fat.....

>>724349839
I actually like her full bush, got more?

Nice biceps and forearms.

>>724349839
disgusting

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i do have more. looking for more detailed descriptions. maybe /soc is better place to post?

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>>724349839
looks like pepe from the front kek

>>724349839
Me: Have you ever thrown up in your mouth a little bit?

Blind Man: Yeah...

Me: It's about like that...

>>724350574
kek

Fupa

I've fucked much worth but definitely wouldn't want to wake up next to that every morning. And her body is only going to go down hill.

>>724350461
Your wife looks like a latex garbage bag filled with blueberries

>>724349919
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>>724350645
virgins detected

>>724350461


looks normal, no stretch marks or dents on her skin. there is no large amount of fat, she doesnt have a round stomach just a pudgy one but in a normal way not a disgusting fashion, tits are normal, both same size and nipples aren't weird they are normal size also. has hairy pussy.

all in all she's pretty regular looking man, I had to fight off a fat chick who was stalking me last night; NOW that girl was fat. If she looked like this girl i would have fucked no problem.

cheers, you have a normal 6/10 wife

>>724350811
awww did we hurt your widdle feewlings?

>>724350811
lmao i don't want to fuck a girl that looks like pepe

>>724350926
OP detected...

>>724350949
i love u

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thanks brother!

>>724350811
nah this is the real OP

>>724351087
Thick in all the wrong places

>>724349839
cellulite

>>724349839
She needs work out at least one hour in gym,

>>724349839
A lumpy refrigerator shaped pile of mashed potatoes with 2 saggy tits. Also made of mashed potatoes.

She is fuckable Mr. Blind Man. I would fuck. 5.8/10.

>>724351087
tell your bitch to get back to the gym... Also when she's in the kitchen she's supposes to be making YOU the food not eating it herself.

>>724351353
Also a huge bush

>>724349839
big tits and a bit doughy with a little but of a gunt. She looks like she'd be a comfortable lay

How many kids has she had?

>>724351576
what the hell's a gunt?

>>724351087


Ass is not sagging and has firm round shape. skin is noticably pudgy and isn't TIGHT but its not dripping like someone shit their pants, more like the texture of a slightly crumpled shirt.

stomach has not become a pouch and is also not sagging over her pelvis, does not appear to be physically unfit, just chubby does not appear to have any skin blemishes or pimples in the groin area or ass keeps good hygene. doesn't have any tan lines most likely doesnt go to the beach alot but is not pale

>>724349839
>>724349839
blind people see with there hands. let him figure it out for himself

>>724351560
I couldn't see the bush under all the mashed potatoes.

Honestly, with a body like that, I'd rather not visualize the genitalia and would prefer to think that there's nothing down there.

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she has no kids and we don't plan on having them. she's 34. 5'3". no clue how much she weighs. 36dd

>>724351663
that's where the gut and cunt area come together and form a union

>>724349839
It looks good.

>>724351087
Nice bubble butt. Can we see her holes?

>>724349839
>>724350014
poop and mayonnaise.

>>724351838
She looks like fun.

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no, sadly she's never shown me her holes. i have zero desire to look at them.

>>724351817
I hate to break it to you, but this is what most women look like naked.

>>724352242
That's too bad. I would like to see them, but hey...it's her body.

>>724349839
"Over here. Put your hands out about chest-high."

>>724351838
Eh. She's average. I'd hit it without alcohol if given the chance. I've seen much worse.

>>724349839

>take blind mans hand
>feels both breast with fingers
>The blind man C's.

>>724349839
>if her entire body was either a scrotum or a knee cap..
fucking disgusting

>>724352242
any more of her bush??

>>724349839
lumpy chubby hairy and aging like cheese

perfect for a blind man

>>724349839
fat
out of shape
gut cunt
odd shaped breasts
obviously ugly

>>724349839
Kind of looks like the disappointed face of a bald Muppet.

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how much do you guys think she weighs? She says 150 but I dunno....

this was her outfit when we went to see our nephew play hockey.

She looks like a confused pale Minion

>>724350811
Butthurt OP lol. Go back to fucking your fatass slag

>>724351838
That is 36DD? Really? I would have guessed 38C.

>>724350461
In what part of the world do women still have pubic hair?

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>>724352732
bout tree fiddy

Soggy razorburn.