ITT: We work in an office.

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>>724348794
Don't go in the bathroom.

>>724348794
Piss off Jamie you know I don't want to touch tips but you ask literally every day.

>>724348794
Karen did you take my fucking staples again you double timing whore

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>>724348794

OP, you have those TPS reports?

Did you guys hear that the CEO got caught looking at Lolis on his computer at work?

>posts note in break room
"As a common courtesy, if you take the last cup of coffee, please make some more. Thanks."

>>724348794
All of you need to start putting Cover Sheets on your TPS Reports, yeah. And also we are letting some of you go. Yeah so dubs decides who gets fired

>walks in
Hey guys sorry I'm late, I decided to get a hair cut this morning.

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>>724349199

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Dear all,

Anyone know why there are 300 Brazzers accounts registered to the CEO's credit card?

Best regards,
Tim from accounting

>>724349279
Passive aggressive fuck.
I spit in the pot.

>>724348794
Trips and the business goes under

I appreciate the input

Oh look, THIS thread again. I'm reporting this bullshit to HR, I've had enough.

>Files complaint with HR about "SOMEONE" leaving the microwave a "fucking mess" every time they use it

Praise god for he is good, peace be with you, my brothers

Anyone else offended by the fact that this company has no black managers or executives?

Please sign my petition to benefit the community.

Thanks,
Shaniquanda from Reception.

>>724349581
>HR gets rid of microwave, since we're too immature to have one apparently

>>724349744
Dubs, but if you fire me, I'm going to file it as racism with the NAACP!

NIGGER!

*kicks fax machine* YOU ARE A THOUSAND WHORES

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>>724348794
Please note that on Friday, its jersey day so feel free to wear the jersey of your favorite team with jeans

eyy boss gib me dats wyatt pussay

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I have my own office

>>724350137
Jesus Christ frank enough with the weird pink fetish suit

>>724349411
Damn lesbian in the conference room again

>>724349411
shit nigga, i didn't know we had a bed in the office

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> 3 hours late
Sup everyone?

>>724349910

PC LOAD LETTER

*farts into airzooka and shoots it into next cubicle*

>>724349832
Dear Everyone,

I want to thank you all, and expeshully HR, for this opportunity. After our wondorfull daversaty training, I am being promoted to this companies new CTO!!

As a single mother of 8 chitlins who still managed to use hard work to get my GED, ithink this promoshun be long overdue.

It about time this company stop being so raysis and imma help us all be better at checking your privaledge.

Thanks,
Shaniquanda, CTO

>>724349744
told you guys we should have hired a white receptionist

>>724349438
Shut the fuck up jim, don't make me tell the boss about your account

>>724350333
Damn, the nigger stole the trips...

Do your dope and shut the fuck up

>>724350333
Fuck, this is too much like IRL.

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hay guise, i took some blue pills from da internetz. who wants to see me make big cums?

>>724349744
>>724349832
Make note.

In ceo meeting today we flip a coin.

Heads we do a rif and let the black chick go

Tails we promote her to bob's manager just to piss off the worthless fuck.

Remember lunch at hooters today.
Dont invite that bastard from accounting

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Dibs on corner cubicle nigs

>>724348794
*masturbating violently and screaming my pleasure out*

i hid a camera in the women's restroom.

tee-hee.

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>>724350595

>>724350459
figures. stealing shit is what they do best. someone keeps taking my magic markers, and i bet anything it was that darkie janitor we just hired.

>>724350513
Hire me instead b/ro

>>724350459
Those trips be rightfully mine, da white man dont ever let a sista get ahead with trips that dry stole from us. Any more trips in dis thread need to be brought to my office.

Shaniquanda, CTO

I quit. Bye guys.

>>724348794
just doing some PCP in the bathroom, minding my own business...

suddenly rare pepe appears.

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>>724350333

>>724350821
I imagined it somehow like this.

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>>724350691

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my secretary jus lookin over some documents

"hey todd, wanna go out for lunch then hit that "joint meeting" with me?"

If you have an office job, and you're not getting baked on a lunch sesh, you're an idiot.

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>>724349199
Yea I heard he got promoted

"I pull out my ak-47 and start firing at everyone, having become way too fucking tired of everyone's shit."

Ugh. Tim's getting edgy as fuck again and sending his bullshit selfinserts through the company email, like anyone really fucking cares.

>>724351607
at least you didn't call me a cracker or honkey this time, Jamaal.

>>724351971
Awww hell nah, dis white by craycray.

*Shaniquand pulls Uzi out of fake Gucci purse*

>>724351607
I pooped on the floor in the third stall, Darnell.
Have fun cleaning that up for $9 an hour.
Oh, and since I make six figures a year, I can easily afford to pay someone to swing by your house and burn it down. Something to think about if you ever wanna see your white girl blow up doll and mint condition Air Jordans again.

>>724352378
kek

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>>724352378
>implying i live in a house
jokes on you, honky

>>724351042
ya'll gotta stop hiring these big tit bimbos as secretaries, this company can't run on pure semen and pent up sexual energy alone

Can everyone look at the post-it I've left on the fridge?

>Can whoever keeps stealing my Fage Total 0% yogurt PLEASE knock it off? I will find you.

>>724352569
Why is this a gif tho?

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Hi. How are ya?

JAKE! STOP FUCKING MY WIFE IN THE BOSSES CLOSET, YOU'RE GETTING CUM STAINS ON THE CARPET!

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>>724351340
>The CEO got premoted
You're fired