Convince me to put a .45 Hollow point in my head. 22 year old

Sounds like you already convinced yourself

in same boat but im a refugee getting free housing and money from government. i want to die

>>724341679
you've got a nice 1911. That's worth living for.

>>724341758
Good point. I have convinced myself that i should, Now I need help convincing myself to actually go through with it.

Maybe work hard for your goals and achieve something. Go of 4chan and workout. Study some shit and get a nice job that is fun for you. Then get a fucking expensive cocaine addiction and die fighting of the U.S Military

Don't be a pussy. FMJ or nothing faggot

>>724341679

You're TWENTY FUCKING TWO years old? Dude. It's all in front of you. Wait fifty years and then eat the bullet. Go live your life first.

you're weak. Suicide is fucking selfish. Show life who's boss, pussy

Lmao u should do it just bc ur a faggot saying you should. If you were a real one you would take control of your life instead of whining on /b/

>>724341679
Wow you little faggot

>>724341978
Takes one to know one.

do you have a small dick too?

>>724341873
First person to not say its a piece of shit because its Rock island

FAGGOT SOMETHING SOMETHING LOSER!!! HAHAHAHAhahahaAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haaaaa

>>724342043
I would not know I don't really look at other dicks.

>>724341679
>using non-custom foam insert

just go for it buddy

>>724341679
How the fuck did you get a 1911 at 7.80 an hr?

>>724341679
I double dogg dare you!

>>724342218
just work 245 hours you autist

>>724342218
Its an RIA look them up they are cheap, Got this one for $470

>>724341679
Dude, you're only 22, at least wait till you don't have a job and you're homeless with no car. Shit gets really bad and then if you survive it gets better. You'll be fine, take a moment and spit in Earth's face.

>>724342024
At least I don't waste time bitching about myself on the internet you sad excuse for a human being

>>724342086
All 1911s are nice, I'm just a fanboy of the chasis

>>724342434
kek

Dude, this problems that you're facing now will seem like nothing in some years. Get your ass out of this 4chan and try to live

If you're white DO NOT kill yourself. The earth needs your superior DNA.

>>724341679
you could have been married and been cheated on by now and going though divorce and/or custody battles

might as well just do it

>>724342282
Still a solid week's worth of work plus a few hrs so you either live with your parents still in which case be an hero, or you're homeless which I'd say be an hero

The fact that you're looking for someone to sell the idea to you on 4chan tells me you're not going to do it.

You're not as miserable as you make yourself feel which is why you haven't done it on your own impulsively.

You're just trying to convince yourself that your life is THAT bad, but nothing you said even remotely falls into the realm of suicide worthy. Honestly if you kill yourself over shit so petty then the only thing you accomplish is growing up and getting your shit together so it can get better.

You're 22. You don't know jack shit yet, and you haven't done jack shit yet. Some people have life all figured out by then, but most people still don't know what the fuck they're doing even when they're 30.

Only way you'll ever be happy is if you allow yourself to be.

If you're not willing to give yourself that, then pull the trigger. You already did anyway.

Nope, no can do. If your life is so terrible that you might as well end it, then you might as well give it towards making something better for someone else. You could volunteer every last extra moment you have, join the military, anything. Suicide is the most selfish option you have.

>>724341679
Smoke Weed Instead

>>724341679
You won't even notice you pulled the trigger when you did.

>>724341866
>refugee
You mean parasite

>>724341679
if you do it, it's her loss, right?

yeah! teach that cunt a lesson!!

>>724341679
Give me one valid reason why you aren't out plowing dumb young sluts every night. (other than the obvious depression)

What I would give to be your age again.

>>724341866
>refugee
You mean terrorist

>>724341679
7.80 an hour is decent money, i make 10/hr and i'm 21
But next month i think i'll change job and go for 6.25/hr because of apprenticeship bullshit i have to go thru
Not usa tho

>>724341679
The older you get the shittier everything becomes.

>>724341679
Don't do it anon. You deserve better. Go out and get it.

>>724342916
7.80 is below min wage is some parts of the US

>>724341679
OP, youre 22.
Go back to school, get a degree, find somehing you love.
Not to be a religiousfag but God put up obstacles for you to overcome. Good luck

>>724342272
This post is so fucking underrated. I needed a calculator to understand the joke. Well done. Well done.

>>724341679
If you're going to kill yourself, don't do it with a gun please. Don't give the libcucks another statistic to cite.

>>724341896
Ask me how I know you've never shot a gun before.

>>724343188
Well life is more expensive in the us
I have an american friend that does my same job (industrial electrician) and he said in some parts they get paid 50/hr
I said holy shit but then if a house is 2500$ a month, here a decent house is 600€

>>724341679
Why not put .45 hollow points in other peoples heads instead?

>>724341679
You should do it. I would if I could manage to get a hold of a gun. Working on yourself can give some temporarily relief, but the nasty bits always find their way back.

Kill someone first then kill yourself. Thats what im planning to do

You will be at that job for the rest of your life,repeating the same events for 50 years,so why delay death?
BECOME AN HERO TODAY!

All of you people planning on killing yourself or other people. DO NOT.
Theres a light at the end of every tunnel. You just have to endure the darkness

>>724343474
Become a serial killer stupid. that's what people in your (and OP's) situation used to do before everyone got turbocucked.

>>724341679
I'll do it if you dont

>>724343562
This is bs
You need to actually do something not just wait

>>724343361
>not saying where you live

You're a fuckingg moron. The US has the lowest price levels to income in the wester world

>>724343562
What if the light is as blinding as the darkness itself?

>>724343474
Reported to FBI

>>724343671
Calm your tits im italian

>>724342272
Nice

>>724343721

US is a lot cheaper

>>724343686
"what if"
DUDE? Stop thinking and just hope for the best

>>724343773
Then why if games are 60$ in the us and 70€ in italy every american always says its too much money, and they bitch every time a new console is announced if the price is more than 20$

Also how comes you are bitching about how much you get paid if life is cheaper

Join the military

>>724343895
>DUDE? Stop thinking and just hope for the best
That's how you become a wagecuck for 30+ years until you retire and realize it never got better.

>>724341679

if you have suicidal toughts, you should get rid of the gun.
sell your gun and do something with the money.

Why not just go fuck up a drug dealer, take his money and go improve your life. If you are going to kill yourself what do you have to lose?

>>724342144
We'll there's your problem, OP! Get on that real quick.

>>724341679
>22 year old dude
you're still young
>make $7.80 an hour
you have a job
>Drive a rust bucket 73 Cadillac (the only thing I love that has not let me down yet)
you own a car
>Single for a year and a couple months
hell at least you had a gf at some point
>still hung up on her.
stop. simple as that
>Hate almost everything.
no you don't

why would you kill yourself, you have everything you gigantic faggot

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>>724341679
>killing yourself because you broke up

>>724341679
Kill yourself already piece of shit

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>>724341679
pull the trigger

>>724341679
Use FMJ, the 1911 wasn't designed for hollow points. It may not feed well

>>724341866
You live in Australia, don't you?

>>724345323
This nigger knows, especially in the age of tinder when its easier than ever to get laid. just groom yourself msg fatties too and don't be autistic.

>>724341679
That's a nice looking gun.

Nice 1911 BTW

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Send gun to me then slit your wrists

Shoot up a school first

>>724341679
>hung up on a woman
>you sir are a faggot get over the oneitis

Could be worse, I'm the same only I'm jobless and have no transportation at all except a bicycle. Post a pic of the Caddy

>>724341866
Die

>>724346146
Scratch that. Send this guy the gun and still slit your wrists.

>>724341866
actually kill yourself you fucking leech

>>724345614
My rock island 1911 does just fine with hollow points. Besides, it's not like he's planning to unload a whole magazine, FFS. "Awe, damn, it jammed after the third round!" - said nobody who ever ate a bullet.

>>724341679
Shit, sell that gun and save the money. With work and prudence you can get your life back in gear.

And forget that bitch. There are other women out there.

move to Australia and become a tradie and minimum wage is like 17 bucks here

>>724346240
shit yeah free gun, if your dying anyway I'll take the car too

>>724341679
I'm 23, no firends only my mother tolerates me, my gf left me almost 7 months now, I don't have a car, and make minimum wage in my country, but yet, I still pull through, if you think your life is miserable just go and fucking kill yourself

Load it with one bullet and play a game of russian roulette. Let god decide.

>>724346620
ay lmao

>>724346360
17 bucks is a shit tier tradie, like a butcher.

Electricians make all the money.

>>724341679
If you smoke weed you will enjoy life.

OP still here?

>>724341679
you have a .45 pistol available? jesus, one of the main things preventing me from commiting suicide is that all i have available is razor blades and a .22 longrifle.

if you want to do it, make like a nike advertisement.

>>724346738
tru dat.

or you could work casual technician and get 60 plus as a filthy casual with no trade papers.

>shouldve been a sparky though

>>724341679
at 7.80 an hour it must have taken you a while to save up for a gun and some ammo. why let that go to waste? an hero

>>724341679
I had nothing at 22. Now 42, got ok place, a heir, and just facefucked a 19 year old girl from tinder next to a dumpster. I also have a 29 year old former model gf. Take you time with life son.

>>724341866
Aussie here - I'm glad we can help you out bro, you'll end up paying us back in your taxes once you get your shit together, no worries mate.

>>724346833
Dude, the .22 would be perfect. It will actually be more likely to kill you because the small caliber bullet will bounce around in your skull instead of going out the other side.

>>724341679
Well. You've got a gun. I don't. If I had one, I would be dead. Kill yourself for the sake of everybody who hasn't got the opportunity to go the easy way. Otherwise, give it to someone who could actually put it to use

>>724346833
you guys have guns.
fuckin pussies.
UK or AUS its fucking massive drawn out trauma or you harden the fuck up.

if i had a 22. criket
>slight but firm grip
>chin pressure
>fucken click

>>724341866
>>724347078
anyone who wants to go through a warzone, cross the fuckin ocean in a shithole dinghy, battle it out here with the tuffnut creature just to get a job i wouldnt fuckin do anyways.
welcome to straya cunt
Now pick my fucking fruit or fuck of to the US (now back to nauru, thanks trump)

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>>724347167
you can survive a shotgun wound if poorly aimed.

>>724347167
>suicidal aussie
Yeah nah m8, that's some shit b8.

>>724341679
Take some other fuckers out with you?
Got a hit list?

>>724347432
well its pick a fight with a kangaroo or get eaten by dingos.
we shouldve left this country to the blackfellas

>>724341866
Please kill others like you then kill yourself

>>724347397
i understand.
>i even look like cobain kek.

>>724341679
Well you also have a gun. That's one more good in your life.

If you finally decide it please take some scumbag with you and do the world a favor.

>>724341873
I second the motion, nice weapon.

>>724342086
it is a piece of shit

>>724347515
Now THAT is how a true aussie offs himself. Boxing a kangaroo.

>>724347591
at least.

OR

OP becomes vigilante hero justice warrior by night.
>reason to live

>>724347572
i look like shannon hoon. wtf man.

>>724347652
im picturing it now.

i suppose theres always drop bears.
could potentially snap my neck if its old enough

>>724347761
we need to make a band.
ill play whatever you cant
>cept drum, cuz that shits way to hard

Don't do this, young man. I'm 43, and felt the way you do multiple times when I was your age. So many experiences are going to happen for you between your age and mine - you can't even comprehend how your perception of everything will change, and trust me, it will. DON'T DO THIS - I'm just a stranger on the internet, but I do care, and your life is precious, regardless of whether or not you believe it.

>>724347883
ok, i can do bass and guitar but i am pretty primitive with percussion and couldn't even play ... that song from BIG on piano.

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>>724347952
>tfw 75% of thos experiences are bad

>>724341679
I would give anything to be 22 again.

>>724342086
I have the same one as OP except double stack. Recently upgraded to Springfield TRP... I don't like my RIA anymore.

step away from the gun.

OP, listen to me very carefully:
I want you to put the gun away and get off 4chan.
Get in your car and drive to the nearest hospital.
When you get there, go to the ER tell them that you were planning to kill yourself with a gun.
This is very serious, your life is at risk.
You may be put on a hold, but do not get up and leave until you have been assigned a social worker. for at least a month.
They will tell you what to do from there on out.

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>>724341679
Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.

>>724348500
Ahahaha.

>>724348500
What are you? An idiot?

>listen to me very carefully
>step away from the gun

The cringe.

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We believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
And in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
begotten from the Father before all ages,
God from God,
Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made;
of the same essence as the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from heaven;
he became incarnate by the Holy Spirit and the virgin Mary,
and was made human.
He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered and was buried.
The third day he rose again, according to the Scriptures.
He ascended to heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again with glory
to judge the living and the dead.
His kingdom will never end.
And we believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Lord, the giver of life.
He proceeds from the Father and the Son,
and with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified.
He spoke through the prophets.
We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic church.
We affirm one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look forward to the resurrection of the dead,
and to life in the world to come

>>724348500
Brilliant. And when he has followed your advice, and is branded as mentally ill for the rest of his life, unable to own a gun or even choose whether to take debilitating medications on his own, certainly never have a chance at any real job which requires any sort of mental focus since the drugs will destroy that...

... Do you really think you are fucking HELPING SOMEONE?!? That, sir, is a low down dirty trick, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>724348500
cheesy as it sounds, this is good advice.

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>>724341866

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Why not travel the world before you kill yourself.
You don't need money to do this; I'm unemployed and I've still been to 40+ countries hitchhiking and camping.

>>724348739
>unable to own a gun

the black market is a thing, dude.

>>724348500
Go to a psych ward if they aren't too bad in your country. You could also talk to a psychiatrist and try taking some meds. Or you could join a church and find jesus. All of the above are better than putting a hole in your head.

>>724341679
>22 year old dude

Right there is enough for most of America

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First take a massive dose of edibles and leave a note claiming that marijuana addiction drove you to kill yourself. It will mess with the hippies.

>>724341679

gets better, but do it if you want idgaf

Why do people try to talk somebody out of suicide? It's not like they could regret it.

It doesn't matter.

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>>724348500

>>724349028
BUT TO LEARN THE ANCIENT METHODS SACRED DOOORS YOU MUST UNLOCK

>>724341866
you go

thats a pretty neat handgrip why dont you just find some buddies to shoot guns with rather than shoot yourself

>>724348500
>step away from the gun

How much of a faggot can you be? This must be b8

>>724341679
do it you stupid queer, the NSA is coming for you anyways with a straight jacket, if you don't do it now they're gona get you boi

>>724348855
People always say that this or that would be better than dying. What the fuck do you know about dying? How do you know if it's better or worse? Even if what comes next is just "nothing," how can you be so damned sure that "nothing" isn't better than the something that someone has? What kind of Pollyanna bullshit do you have to be smoking, to be so damned certain that it will all go net positive if someone just holds out a little while longer?

The fact is, you just don't. You are talking right out of your asshole. It might get better, and it might get worse, and it might just stay the same, and YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO CHOOSE NOTHING IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WISH. Fuck all of you self righteous social justice warriors who think you are HELPING by taking away someone's right to choose.

>>724348689
he is very clearly an idiot, and so are you for asking

>>724341896
Hollow point would wreck your shit way better than a fucking fmj.
That shit will go straight through and leave a hole like a fucking grape.
The hollow point will prob come out too, but it'll leave behind a fucking softball sized crater.

Why take the chance at surviving as a fucking Terry Schiavo?!

>>724342086
Not that guy, but I use Rocks for a lot of my custom pieces. They make a great bare bones model - fun, easy to fix or upgrade, and reliable enough for carry.

>>724348817
sick advice.
more mentally ill people with guns wew
>cuz fkn muricca

>>724342086

Fuck those faggots. My RIA 10mm 1911 is fucking great.

>>724348797
Good advice

>>724349122
Most people don't like it when other people die.

Though, I tend to think talking someone out of it is pretty pointless because if someone genuinely wants to die and has the guts to go through with it, they'll probably just do it without asking for help.

>>724349028
Ive been waiting for stuff like this.
someone to start trying to pin shootings and shit on the weed.

>lets make it 20 to life for a tenner AmIRight?
>weed smoking drug dealing communists

>>724343549
Lol

>>724349602
dud the soviet economy had a huge black market. bureaucracy and black marketeering are inseperable.

>>724349536
Reported for insult. Mods!

Join the army, then you can die shooting arabs.

>>724349987
This!

>>724349534
The fuck are you babbling on about? I can guarantee that it's possible to fix most of your problems one way or another. Suicide is a missed opportunity to enjoy life.

Meds might help him to get back on his feet and live a happy, healthy lifestyle. I have seen people go from sad to happy by joining a religion too.

>>724341679
I have a challenge for you. After its over you can kill yourself.

Get a nice notebook like a moleskine or something, and a nice pen. Do the following:
1) Stop browsing web
2) No TV
3) No porn
4) Avoid foods with rocessed sugar
5) Go for a slow 30 min run 3x per week. Work up to that if necessary.

Record in your notebook how you feel everyday for 6 weeks. I suspect you will notice some changes.

>>724341679
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

>>724349956
underrated post.

>>724341679
Wait 10 more years OP if nothing else happens commit sepuku it's more fun.

>>724350149
moleskins are the fucking shit. i have so many d&d ideas in moleskins notebooks.

>>724349909
i understand.
im australian, and hell i could make a gun out of sheet metal if i wanted.
>not even a shit one

i just dont think mentally ill people should have easier access.

criminals and mentally ill will find a way if they want to regardless of any law.
theyre crafty like that

>>724350226
Kill yourself nerd.

>>724350226
Yeah, there awesome

>>724350286
Negative Nancy

>>724350286
kekzor
>TFW D&D nerd is more secure in his life than anon troll telling him to kys

my how times have changed for us nerds

>>724341679
>Single for a year and a couple moths

Try your whole life faggot and then come crying to us about your life

>>724348797
When I was younger I dreamed of doing this. Ultimately, I couldn't. I ended up taking a gap year between college and high school with the plan to work full time for a bit to gain money for the future and then to spend the rest of my gap year hitchhiking, only to return so I could go to college.
Sadly, I knew I couldn't or at least that my family would never approve. Only my uncle approved of it, and he and I were never really that close anyways.

>>724350537
whose this us faggot?
dont bring the rest of us down in your shitty lonely ass ship oldfag

>so rude of you, you should apologize to me. my name is anon start with that

>>724341679
Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing?

You have a job, your own car, and your whole life ahead of you. You have the keys to your own destiny, which is something I will never have, and you're trying to throw it all away over some cunt? You really gonna let her win?

Fuck that shit, dude. Suicide is reserved for those who are trapped in a perpetual situation from which there is no escape. You just need time and probably a hobby or two. Smoke some weed or play some vidya or take long walks.

>>724350578
whats stopping you now?

get a shit casual labour job.
save a grand
book a working holiday package to somewhere that isnt a shithole
start winning at life
>show dem haters uncle pedo was right!

>>724350285
guns aren't high tech in this day and age, and slitting one's veins are only an internet search away from being effective.

>>724350286
why? srs reply or killyourselffaggot.

>>724350754
Just because you're not 4everalone either doesn't mean you're not part of the thread. In this context, us is used to describe everyone else not OP. Dummy.

>>724341679
Dude if you die can i get the cadillac? Thats my favorite decade of those cars, it would make me so happy

>>724350826
that may be the ideal, but in reality suicide is preserved for anybody with the willpower to end their own life. though it may be harder than "cut ur wrists lol" its not a hard aim to achieve.

if you choose to look at it as letting someboy win, yeah a lot of us are willing to let someby else win. actual depression doesn't fit logic and really sucks.

You've been single for about a year and you want to end it all? Bruh, sometimes it just takes a really long time to feel better.

>>724350951
>>>724350286 (You)
>why? srs reply or killyourselffaggot.

Why?

>>724341679
OP you are an idiot
Im 26
>no job atm
>no car
>no gf atm

Still happy cuz I know shit changes.
Last year was fucked up so I ended up in a shithole .. but I know im coming out of it gradually

>>724351237
idunno. seems like a good idea at the time?

>>724341679
22 is still a baby
There will be more/better bitches (or bastards, or dirt fucking traps)
You can only benefit from the opportunities you seek out and seize. If you're not out there trying to grab opportunities (job or relationship wise) then you're guaranteed to lose out.

At some point you need to use your depression/anger/anxiety as a tool to motivate you to get what you want. But, you also need to be realistic and let go of what you can't have. The world is big, there are plenty of things for you to have and do. All you have to do is try harder than the other lazy fucks that are out there.

>>724350962
get on the fucking ship

Don't do it. Join the military. Get an education.

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>>724341679

>>724351483
not OP but i wish i had decided to join the military before getting diagnosed with a chronic mental illness.

>>724351440
where we going?

>>724341679
OP, ask yourself this:
>What do I need that is missing from my life?
If you're like me, that might be difficult to answer at first. If that's the case, then I suggest some trial and error. Basically, just look at what happy people are doing and do the same thing. For example, surround yourself with positive company, go out frequently, exercise daily, etc. It will be hard at first and you will think it isn't working, but if you stick at it, your mood will definitely improve.

>>724351348
Ok.

>>724350899
I have a grand to spare at this point in my life since I have a steady career now, but I don't know if I could just drop everything now. It's not the same as when I was 18.
Maybe if I ever win the lottery.

>>724350951
FUCKIN KEK
>googles how to slit wrists

kids these days cant even see how fucking dumb they are.

>work through it slow.
>if you found a good method how do you post it?
>if you post a method its obviously shit
because youre still here to post.

femoral artery + any other artery. anything else is bonus points.

>thats my point on guns btw. :)

Stream it on live.me you sad nigger. Nobody loves you, your life is meaningless; it doesn't get better.

Come to california its 10$+ hour minimum

>>724351736
You sure could.
if you have a steady career you can build up leave/sick/holiday.
if you cant its not a steady career
>fuckthatjob you'll probs find something better as your qualifications, knowledge and experience travel with you

>>724341866
let me guess, Sweden? Germany? anyway doesn't matter what country it is, out.

>>724351549
>>724350962
>>724350754
SS. Oldfag sailing lonley isles for eternity with your captain chad at the helm here
>prepare for voyage
>no pussy for eternity
>then death

>>724341679
what a faggy gun

>>724341866
Get the fuck out

>>724349617
Pics? Sounds sexy

>>724341866
>>724342710
>>724345638
>>724346231
>>724342820
>>724346288
>>724348786
>>724347078
>>724347552

such potent bait.
>how does one produce such flawless gems?
>such doubles

>>724347963
tell you what lets have a band three guitars no bass and we all sing baritone
we'll call it 'shit'
the likes has never been seen before

>>724347158
Are you serious?

>>724347111
Fucking lmao. Trips checked.

>>724352126
o7 reporting for duty

>killed with a .45
I wouldn't wish a fate that poor on anyone
at least use 7.62

>>724351755
are you happy with this smart-guy bonus?

>>724352432
how about minus one baritone and i'll just play bass, then we'll call it good. i'd rather pluck poor notes than sing good ones.

>>724352889
Shut the FUCK up you nogunz faggot

>>724352889
fuck off. jesus christ, as if a .45 is a can-plinking varmint round.

Y u no use helium?

Shooting yourself might just turn you into a vegetable. Then you'll be trapped in your misery for many years with literally no escape.

>>724352654
>>>724347158 (You)
>Are you serious?

Actually I am. I wouldn't do it right now but there were several occasions where I would have and there will be more. Not because my life would be considered particularly bad but because it just doesn't make much sense too be alive (to me at least).

If i get dubs you kill yourself and stream it on hitbox

>>724353206
these days i think they cut helium with something else to cut down on suicide deaths.

>>724353236
why don't you asphyxiate yourself?

>>724353040
>>724352974
1911 faggots detected

>>724353385
cool guy detected.

I'll do it if you let me keep that gun
Shit's dope guy

>>724353293
You could use NOS or something instead.

>>724353352
I would like to sit outside on a bench at the edge of a forest. Nice, sunny weather, a bit chilly with a gentle breeze. To just quickly step out of life in that moment would be amazing.

>>724353626
Therefore: gun.

>>724341679
Get over her faggot. Bitches ain't shit but tricks n hoes

>>724341679
please don't
:(
if you are going to, don't use a gun.
don't make yourself a statistic for people to misconstrue.

>>724349550

Wouldn't softnose be better here? Since you're supposed to go under the jaw and tilt back to hit the pons. Relatively small target and a couple inches of flesh and bone to go through. Or would a hollowpoint not fragment significantly at the roof of mouth skull before it hit the spot?

>>724353848
Why would he give a fuck if he's dead?

>>724353887
yes, but others will

Please destroy that murder machine of yours, then call 911 and say you're suicidal.

>>724352973
fuck it
>was going for worst band but we can do it right.

rolling dubs on command for sick band name

>>724348500
>>724348855
find jeebus, go to a shrink!
Fuck all that. OP congratulations. you found it.
You said it yourself. You want to kill yourself.
You are now absolutely free to do whatever the fuck you want.
Go travel around the world, you got a car right?
use it and get out of town leave everything behind.
You are among the few free men now. I mean who cares right you wanted to die anyway.
Go from party to party, do drugs get laid, do whatever the fuck you want.
Maybe when you are done with this you will see why you shouldn't kill yourself.
Good luck you glorious bastard.
the world is your oister.

>>724352911
well i could give you a method i failed with.
or one that works that i didnt google :)

>>724353626
that would be pleasant as fuck. I wish suicide was that pleasant.

>>724354437
oh shit, the last band name i came up with that i can remember is Necrologist, one who keeps a list of the dead.

>>724352716
since we're all here. at sea.
we should freak.
>justsayin'

>>724354443
oh and when your done with that and you still want to fucking kill yourself. At least you could go out ona high and know you actually lived.
Godspeed you son of a bitch.
I envy you.

>>724354550
suicide failure is the norm, unfortunately. if we try it, chances are we'll survivie and feel worse. i first learned this from bukowski, then read about it over and over again on 4chan.

>>724354614
pretty death metal.
i feel like burning down a church for satan
>brb

>>724354559
See. With a proper gun you could make it pleasant. For you at least. I wouldn't know about the person who finds the body but that's none of my concern.

>>724341679
You don't really want to die, or you wouldn't be here. Everything in your life that has changed for the worst can change for the better. You have to ask yourself what you are willing to do to nring about that change. Ending your life won't do the trick.

>>724354687
also, during my 1 year stint picking up dead bodies for morutaries, the only successful suicides that i picked up were gunshots to the head, usually enough to splatter the brains in an artful display.

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>>724348553
lel
wtf 4chan....

>>724341679
You have no idea how good your life is. Don't pussy out over a temporary problem, or temporary feelings that will change.

You're so young, your life will change for the better. Most of the world would do anything to trade places with you.

>>724354770
with experience, even if you try to make it clean you can provide a hell of a mess to clean up. I've bagged up a suicide who layed down plastic sheeting on their expensive upper middle class bed to catch their brains, but it only resulted in pools of coagulating blood and grey matter to deal with, some of it soaking into the carpet enough to require a full room replacement.

suicide is ugly business, unless you really do it in a farmers field or something.

>>724354838
He's not wrong you know...

>>724354687
hey if youre gunna do it, do it.
when you tried nothing at the time would have stopped you from trying or been nicer to achieve.
painful and debilitating granted
some recover.
but tbh i think it should be a government service
kek.
>youthenasia amiright?

>>724353829
*hoes and tricks, you dyslexic hip-hop loving retard.

>>724354838
i was going to report them..
had me real worried for a sec

>>724355076
Top kek

Fucking idiot your life is way better than mine was until recently.... man the fuck up and go fuck a whore and shoot your gun and enjoy yourself

>>724355076
dicks and chips*

>>724355034
my reasonable opening comes once a year around harvest time, in october. if i use reliable firearm down the street in a corn/beanfield just before harvest.


regarding government service, have you ever watched Soylent Green, where willing suicides were reimbursed money from the government to their families for removing themselves from populace in a world of food shortage?

>>724355170
yet you didnt kys
anon is lying.
kys

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timestamp pls

also don't do it from a femanon x

>>724355076
Lol I smoked a weed my bad

>>724355294
tits or gtfo

>>724341679
There is no reason to convince you. Your reasons for why you want to kill yourself are pathetic. Get a better job or educate yourself a bit more and then get a better job. Stop clinging on to the past and let the bitch go.

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>>724355360
I have ugly tits, thought ass would be more appreciated (these are old pics)

>>724355170
I think OP just needs some upbeat friends who do fun things on the weekend other than drugs and alcohol. A girlfriend definitely wouldn't hurt either.

>>724355294
don't ask for a timestamp without providing your own.

I wouldn't usually reply to this, but for panties.

>>724355540
I'm aware of the irony, I found it funny

Convince you to kill yourself? Nah Convince you not to.

Go to youtube.com and search "Dank Memes"

watch newest videos.

After that you will want to die.

wait...

>>724341679
The best times in life hurt cause when they don't you don't notice a thing.
We've all got that one that got away, the one you let get too close, but there's time to recover and reclaim what they took from you, with an even greater understanding. Because you got defeated, you will rise above the occasion. Even if there's no one else, there is still. You.

>>724341679
At least you have a cadillac...
But seriously, don't kill yourself bro!
Kill someone instead!

>>724355466
it was a reflex.
sharpie in pooper

>>724355285
i know i havnt seen it for years
>may have read more about it than i remember

sounds like mad cow disease happening to me.

Id be happy to use them for research, incubators, medicine, art, film, taxidermy!
shit straight up cannibalism, fuck anything but biscuits

>>724355741
with timestamp
knew i forgot something.

>>724354687
Can confirm.
I attempted suicide by overdose because no access to a gun.
I downed about two bottles of pills before I hit the floor like a brick. Another resident of my apartment building ended up saving my life by calling attention to what they called a noise complaint. I knocked over two pieces of furniture when I stumbled and fell, along with everything on the furniture.
Woke up in a hospital bed where they had cleansed my body of the medications, through various means. Mainly flushing and pumping my body.

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>>724355741
I'm too poor for sharpies, maybe I should kill myself

>>724355638
I'm not Op but why do you feel the urge to attempt to prevent the suicide of a complete stranger? for the sake of conversation.

>>724355801
Nigger Wat

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>>724355801
taxidermy. i would suicide, but i dont know if i would sumbmit to the likes of pic related.

>>724355949
I overdosed before, it was grim. But now I've been on medication I feel good so I suppose I felt the urge from preventing anon from making the same mistake.

people in way better situations than you have though about or committed sucide. no matter who you are, life is worthless. you are prolonging the inevitable. you are torturing yourself by existing. just think of the sweet release of death. you actually have the means to go out in the best way possible, a gun, which not many people have. get drunk for a little more confidence and just fucking do it. don't think about consequences because when you don't exist, they can't bother you. do it OP just fucking do it

>>724356061
I have been medicated on and off for 17 years, i know how you feel. I just wish the really positive episodes were permenant.

>>724356086
>>724341679

>>724356197
Lucky. When I get positive episodes I completely lose my fucking mind.

>>724356053
>i want the equivalent of that pic as my corpse.
looks like a fucked wax model til you touch it
hopefully i score a film role
>zombie as first career

>>724355991
i could pass on biscuits if you're offering?
>could you let me a hand for getting lunch ready?

>>724356197
I have bipolar II so my mood goes up sometimes anyway. I stared to recover and stabilise after maybe about 5 years. I have a shitty job housekeeping making minimum wage so I feel you on that one. I never thought I'd say this but things do often get better it's just that your view of reality gets warped by depression. chin up dude

>>724341679
>7.80 an hour

That explains the rock island. I don't even know if you can even shoot your self with that gun. Might jam, hell might explode

>>724355871
anything thats on hand will do.
no need to be dramatic.
though id fap either way.
Moar of dat

>>724356359
I don't get manic very often. predominantly depression. my twenties had some interesting episodes.

>>724356563
i've told that to people before, and thank you for repeating it to me. it doesn't matter how experienced you are with the cycle, it always bites hard.

>>724356689
but the 1911 is so simple even taurus couldnt fuck up making it. right??

>>724356563
Try to figure out what triggers an episode and avoid those situations.

>>724356689
teh ironses of dat shituation.
>all the kek

>>724341679
don't do it op. shit will get better. or way way way worse. just enjoy the time you got man.

>>724342549
idk....I wouldn't call every one of ours superior.

>>724356844
lol. why, or the race will die out? big deal.

>>724356880
our worst is better than the best of any other.
cept of course mexicans.
>cant beleive the americans are paying for our wall right?
>mexicans love trump

>makes above minimum wage
>drives a classic car
>owns balling 1911
>not held down by some chick

Quit whining and live your damn life. Take a trip somewhere or pick up a new hobbie. you're better off than a lot of people.

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>>724349028
I'm pro weed.
But you should still do this. be chiefin on a blunt when you walk in as well.

>>724341679
that gun is too good to shoot you in the head with

jump off a building instead

>>724341679
Why is it that pathetic beta cucks find it so hard to let go of bitches?

>>724356880
True, we could lose you.
race traitor
you're black to me

>>724356954
what????¿¿¿

>>724357036
I hate to say it, but THIS.

if you have a .45 and are suicidal... USE IT. many of us are not as fortunate to have such an efficient tool at our disposal.

either change your shit, or end your shit.

>>724357203
I probably replied to the wrong post. shit happnens when you drink whatever alcohol is left in your house.

>>724357036
this.

*HOBBY

>>724341679

I don't know man, i'm not the one to be giving advices...but suicide...
Take it from a guy that lost everything, i mean everything. A couple of years ago, lost my family house, my bussines, my car, my financial situation was not 0, but way below, huuuge debts, my then gf left me 'cause i became unbearable...and so on. Been struggling since then. Having shitty jobs now & then, found out my new ex gf is a whore (literally)...fml. Life is beautiful but fucked up.
Still, ain't givin' up. Even a square wheel turns eventually. Nothin's worth our g'dam' life.

>>724357125
>gun too good
You almost triggered me until I realized OP is an even bigger sack of shit than that gun.

>>724357315
no cunt
square wheels dont turn
>#not a fuckin wheel

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>>724357315
hey, you have a golden perspective dude. props.

>>724357477
you're retarded

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>>724357477
if you're gong to be abstract, post more.

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>>724357726
find my flaw you autist
>gotta see this one

>>724357887
>p-prove how i'm retarded.

yeah why bother??

>>724355294
so do you have more panties? this was very motivational, for reals.

>>724357969
not the same poster buy if your'e retard and you're aware of it... that'sa ll the motivation you need.

>>724357851
>>724357726
>>724357315
>even a square wheel turns eventually.
you fucking guys telling me a square is a wheel.
im calling bullshit.

>yeah im retarded, youre not even a caveman bru. its just not how wheels work

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>>724357991