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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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KYS FAGGOT!
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pls
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REMEMBER TO sage
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I'll be the judge of that, get.
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Fuck off u fagg
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I sincerely doubt it, good fellow.
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lets hope
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If not. Killing myself. Yeet
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I'm a rootin tootin nigger shootin red neck
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Checkm
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But i'm gay? I don't want a gf...
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>>724333456
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OP is a faggot
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>>724333609
nice watermark fgt
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Worth a shot ... cmon gods of commitment papa needs something to help with the crippling depression!
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plz no
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>>724333456
Ok
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>>724333456
pls be 14
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can't wait for the horrible catch on this one
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No girlfriend
I just wanna fuck my teacher
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I just her to have a tiny waist, and big ass titties with giant pink, pierced nipples. Other than that, I don't care what she looks like.
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>>724333456
k
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>>724333456
her teeth are too small, it grosses me out
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I'll always be a lonely freak
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>>724333456
If dubs, niggers did the holocaust
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>>724333456
yes plz
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>>724333738
you're gay? wow that's fuckin gay, dude
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k
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plz gib me ein girlfreund hehe
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I bet you I wont
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Gimme da pussy baws
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>>724333913
I'd even be OK with 15
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>implying I even know any girls
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welp
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ok fine u got me
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Tranzistor won't cheat on you and is cheaper than a girl. If you have a lot of them you can even fuck them. Have fun until you will get a girl. Ps. Sex with bucket full of transistors is painful but great.
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worth a try
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Sure...
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>>724333456
nigger
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K
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*sigh*
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):
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>>724334478
lol
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Can't wait to get a gf tomorrow
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>>724333456
still won't tho ._.
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>>724333517
That jacket shirt she is wearing, omg sexy asf
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>>724333456
yes
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>>724333456
Replied
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>>724333456
I can't wait, thanks based thread.
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not gonna happen but...
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What if I want a boyfriend?
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>>724333456
>Implying this will work
>Implying I'm replying just in case
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Just in case
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Just for curiosity.
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k
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>>724333456
Okay
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save me
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>>724334905
you still get a girlfriend and you better be happy about it
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>>724333456
Getthelube.com
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Niggest
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>>724333456
bullshit, but okay
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*generic text about wanting a gf*
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Has to be my waifu though
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>>724333456
Doing it for interest
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ok but sage
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Ex come back please
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nah
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>>724333456
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All i see is demons.
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>>724333456
qt
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All i see are demons.
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meh
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Please God
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>>724333456
ok
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eh
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I have a girlfriend but I'm going to reply to this in hopes that she'll become a better one.
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>>724333456
well see
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>>724333456
what?
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lul
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sure
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>>724333456
yes pls
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Would be nice..
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Already got one losers.
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>>724333456
Will these trips get me a waifu op ?
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pls ㅠㅠ
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Okay, no problem, mate.
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Another one? Nah.
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I wish
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Get me sum
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>>724333456
I better.
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>>724333456
pls op give me a chance
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Worth a try i suppose
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Demons are fucking me in the ass.
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Not if I know me.
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>>724333456
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I guess I'm this desperate, yeah
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>>724333456
bump
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>>724333456
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW reacts only
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Pls I'm desperate
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>>724333456
OP is a dirty liar

Reply to this post to receive sweet ass nudes from some girl you know
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Fuck
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About to get a raise for givin my boss a good dickin
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>>724333456
oh boy, i can't wait :3
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Fine...
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Allright
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>>724333456
got mine already
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>>724336395

cant argue with that logic
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In b4 nigger
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Hmm
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Ok
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righto
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Demons are taking over me.
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But... I'm not even going outside until Monday...
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>>724333456
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pls
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Well its worth a shot I guess when life gives you a coupon for lemons you cash it in hoping its not forged
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Yes please
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K let's see if it works
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wut
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>>724333456
this better work
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ok
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I'll bite
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Please
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It's worth a shot
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>>724333456
lies
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>>724333456
Women are nothing but trouble
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>>724333456
This hasn't worked 2 times, but 3rd time's the charm eh?
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Why not
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Finally breaking the cycle of loness after 30 years!
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>>724333456
I'm quite sure this does not work
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>>724333456
Better not lie
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Can't risk not doing it
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fuck
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its worth a shot
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Luck be a lady tonight
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jesus help
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no, i won't
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>>724333456
please
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>>724333456
worth a shot
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DEUTSCHLAND!!
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>>724333456
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Going out with a girl tonight so that would be nice
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>>724333456
Don't you fucking tell me what to do.
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>>724333456
sure why not
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>>724333456
Praise Kek
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i hope so op i hope so...
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Like
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The other threads haven't worked
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>>724333456
Why not.
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Please work
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>>724333456
but what will my wife say?
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Fuck off
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pls
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>>724333456
I'd bet $100 on the odds on the opposite side of that statement if it was $100 to win $1. >>724333456
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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sweet
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god please let it be true
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>>724333456
Fuck you.
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Rollin'
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k
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>>724333456
fuck off nignog
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666 and it gonna be a succubus
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>>724333456
here's hoping
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>>724333456

meme me a gf
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pls
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>>724333456
+
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Ok
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Rolling for 666
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Alright
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Keeping fingers crossed
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>>724333456
Gonna give it a shot. There's a girl I like and she likes me too. Hoping for her.
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Desperate so
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>>724333738
Lucky you replied to this thread then. Tomorrow your mental illness will be cured.
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>>724333456
I already have one...
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>>724333456
kek
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>>724333456
k
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Please
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>>724333456
PLS
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>>724333544
I just bought a 4chan gold pass and I still can't see this post. Is it some kind of bug?
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>>724333456
Floriane i want you
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>>724333456
wtf
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>>724333456
replied
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>>724333456
i dont think so
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:(
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;)
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>>724333456
lol, y'all noobs reppin
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well, here goes nothing
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>>724333456
Worth a shot I guess ..
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Ha! We'll see about that.
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i feel like i could say it's literally impossible and not have it be hyperbole
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ok
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>>724336395
k
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>>724333456
плс
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>>724333456
Hopefully a Qt3.14
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let's hope
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Sigh
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Yeet meat on my skeet
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>>724333456
Okay
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I will start night school in Monday,hopefully there i will find someone
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REPLY
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>>724333456
No I fucking wont
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>>724333456
ok
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hm
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>>724333456
Praise Kek !
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>>724333456
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>>724333456
I just want that girl i saw last week at school.
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>>724333456
im hoping i still have my hands tomorrow
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>>724333456
the world would end.
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I already have one but I want a better one please.
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pls no
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ye
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Why the fuck not
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>>724333456
let magic happen
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gr8 b8 m8
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Demons are eating my soul and giving me a new one.
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>>724333456
Alright
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Rollitinho
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>>724333456
okay
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k
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Bet
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>>724333456
neat
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>>724333456
why not try?
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>>724336395
nice
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pls, v lonely
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Wouldn't that be nice
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I wish
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>>724333456
i better
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Please
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>>724333456
Do it
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>>724333456
Cane hrl .
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Demons wont let me leave this body. They will give me pain for eternity. But i will just dance.
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Hey I'm down
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