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Are you that 'nice guy' ...

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Are you that 'nice guy' ...
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Jk
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hang on
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>>724322108
fresh oc inbound
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>>724322532
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>>724321921
I am a nice guy. I do things for my friends. Sure there are some I would like to date and have asked out, but I don't beg or expect.

I do regret giving a couple of things to one girl, not realising she was going to move away, but it's small regrets, rather than I feel so hard done by.

Things like OPs picture just shows that the girl is a bitch. Nice girls are understanding and let you down gently, they don't laugh at you. If you find such a girl, she's not worth having.

/Thread
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>>724322539
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>>724322516
fgt
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>>724321921
probably but then again i probably wouldn't try to touch a girl
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>>724322559
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>>724322579
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>>724322532
Cuck
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>>724322594
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>>724322631
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>>724322559


Wow, what a faggot
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>>724322653
Sort of thing that SHOULDN'T be done by text
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>>724322615
That was a sudden plot twist.
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>>724322768
we've seriously only know each other for a few weeks now. but yeah, in person would've been better.
>>724322777
yee
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>>724322717
only when im on /b/
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Why did he overly complicate things? This shit is cringe tier.
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>>724322768
this
These talks are best done face2face
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>>724322004
Jesus.
She's perfection
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>>724322914
well, i do respect her and didnt want to be too blunt to soon.
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>>724322653

Wow.. She sounds like a fucking cunt.
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>>724322900
I would have just not even replied for a day and kept fucking her. Obviously she likes you, but thinks she can do better... Nothing wrong with that, just enjoy it while you can.
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>>724322995
she's a cool girl i guess. feisty little bugga
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>millenials struggling to communicate meaningfully via text
Fucking retards lol
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>>724323038
yeah but oh well
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>>724323073
yup
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>>724323045

Any pics??
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>>724322953
Airbrush perfection
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>>724322653
>653â–¶>>724322768 >>724322995
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this guy is a real nigga from the start playing it right
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>>724322653
I was so excited for you when you turned it around and got her to beg for you.

Then you fucked it up again, and went back to being a loser.

Fucks sake faggot an hero now.
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>>724323110
How much of that pic do you think is edited?
Skin definitely, but shape too? And facial features?
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>>724322995
He sounds like a nice boi and she wants a blunt man, as she so clearly got excited by when he acted accordingly.
Then he got all personal and snobby.
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>>724321921
I've never been called "nice" by a woman. I'm a bit of a cocky douchebag to be honest. I do try to be a good man, though.

Though to be fair I'm tall and good looking, so even if I were "nice" to women they'd still want to fuck me.
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>>724323091
nothing worth sharing. no nudes. she played me with that lol

>be at work
>get a snap
>her
>tits.jpg

she called me on break and was all like," im so fucking horny you should send me some pics" so i said only if i get some in return. standard nude-transaction.

>get off work
>get home
>take off pants
>send s pic of my oscar meyer
>she is like, wow

then, THEN she tells me she doesn't send nudes.


tbh doesnt bug me too much. i'll pretty much show anyone my weeny
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nice guys: "where's MY hug?"
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>>724323166
yeah i tend to fuck things up sometimes.
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>>724323295
>send pic of your dick
>she immediately goes cold and doesn't reciprocate

i got some bad news for you, son.
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>>724322598
Literally not understanding that word

Go back to school faggot
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>>724322653
god i hope this is fake, so cringey
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>>724323239
from what i'm assuming. she has another guy. she told me about her "LONG TERM FRIEND jake"

that's probably whats up tbh cause if she truly was looking for a fwb type of thing, she broke plenty of guidelines. she was just as attached as i was and then one day she hangs out with jake, and didnt hmu for like, 3 days. then today this happened.
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>>724323465
100% real m8
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Bitch basically wants to just fuck and have no investment on this dude, he tells her how it is and she gets all butthurt? Checkmate. This is the game nowadays people. Fuck em.
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>>724323404
that's not exaclty how it happened. i told that all wrong. guess there's no recovery from that lol.

she sent pics. but they weren't nudies.
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brb gonna smoke
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>>724322631
>>724322653
she's so crazy dude wtf
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>>724323295
Dude she the standard game playing whore.

She wants your dick and chads across the street, shes waiting to see which one of you have more money and shit.

These whores will literally be fresh off someone else dick, cum dripping down their leg when they text you " Hey cutie :) want to hang out "

I wonder how much cum you have swapped with the other dude.

She says she wants to be around you, but doesnt want to be serious with you, then turns it back on you like you are the bad guy when you tell it to her straight.

She panicked because you made her feel valueless and could do better.

Women hate that more than anything.

Shes a fucking liar.
And shes a fucking game player that has done this to every boy she's ever hooked up with.

That said, text is the worst thing thats ever happened to people who wanted to be in a relationship.

Try to be more personal.
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>what do you want
>I dunno what do you want
>Nothing serious
>Ok nothing serious
>Nothing serious
>Ok nothing serious
>Let me reiterate ad nauseum

REEEEEE
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>>724323552

Add me on skype: skull-traill

You seem like a chill dude who has potential but is still a bit insecure/anxious.
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>sigh
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>>724322653
You fucked up by saying sorry.

NEVER say sorry to a woman. Fucking ever. If it's your woman, then say you accept responsibility, or anything along those lines, but never ever say the word 'sorry' or you'll get fucked in the ass.
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>>724323647
she's pretty down to earth from what i got to know. i think the other dude in her life just means more. shit happens lol
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>>724323665
This guy gets it.

When you're with enough grills, you can easily tell when they're playing you along and trying to sniff out how much money you have.
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>>724322653
God thats bullshit. Why not just say ok lets just be friends. Instead of tucking your balls between your legs and dragging it on and being dramatic. She was being gay too but you could have defused it.
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Lololol holy shit
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>>724322653
let her go, plenty of fish in the sea.
BTW for future reference, if you meet a girl, do not change how your personality midway, pick something from the get go and stick with it.
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>>724323894
To add, if you want to fuck or even just go out on a date, cut her off after the 2nd or 3rd attempt.
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>>724322653
Should have really fucked with her and Said you werent trying to make her your gf so she would think theres something wrong with her and shed be at your feet trying to prove her worth to you.
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>>724322553
No one's a bitch for not wanting utterly worthless and irredeemable trash to touch them.

This worls is very easy and fair. If you have a single, the slightest, even remotely positive human trait you will fall into relationships and flings with regularity, regardless of efforts put in.

If you're never propositioned, realize that you are not a victim. You are simply entirely without merit and too self involved to realize.

Nice guys do get success, it's just that none of you are even remotely personlike in your repulsive entirety.
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>>724323665
your post definitely opened my eyes a bit. i did drop like, $300 on all the dates we went on...

her and i were more personal talkers. we talked on the phone a lot if we couldn't talk in person. but when she's saying shit like, "you can let me go if you want" that pretty much means, "fuck you" to me so at that point i decided to be blunt.
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>>724323682

hang on let me get skype
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>>724323888
You're sweet or like a push over.
If someone acted that way to me I'd never speak to them again.
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>>724323760
you're rediculous man. there's nothing wrong with showing remorse. i didn't want to hurt her and wanted to make that clear.
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>>724323903
not gonna lie, i am looking for a serious thing man. i was just being honest.
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grils man
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>>724322889
She wanted an excuse to leave. She stated it trying to get you to say it several times. Eventually she just outright mental gymnastics-ed her way into justification to say goodbye. That's what happened there.
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>>724323952
i had told her in person that i've had hookups before. so i didnt really change up my personality the way the screenshots suggest.
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>>724323974
yeah we went on like, 5 dates i think
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>>724324217
You need to learn that not all women are the same. You need to learn the red flags.

Fucking learn them, or you'll never be successful with womynz since you keep going for the wrong types.
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>>724324344
i'm not new to dating. that's why i was being honest and up front with her.
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>>724324222
for real.
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ITT dudes that don't understand that women are generally stupid and that they should be treated like dogs. Women's purpose is to empty your balls. Avoid at all costs for anything else cuz of nagging.
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>>724324415
virgin spotted
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>>724324295
After the 2nd, I would have pushed for a relationship or sex.

If she denied either, I would have dropped her.

You can't be complacent with women. A lot expect you to be a bit aggressive because they like having the power to tell you "no."

If they do tell you "no," move on; MAYBE give it one more attempt, maybe...

After that, it looks pathetic.
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>>724324265
Yea maybe, screenshots do not tell the whole story anyways. Whatever, man, trust me, you'll find much better girls in the future, but make sure to tell them what youre looking for, and dont be vague about it, no room for interpretation.
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>>724324415
>ITT dudes that don't understand that women are generally stupid and that they should be treated like dogs. Women's purpose is to empty your balls. Avoid at all costs for anything else cuz of nagging.
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>>724324461
yeah. our dates went fast. literally consecutive days. so it just seemed too soon for me to push one or the other. if she played me for some free food, she did a good job lol
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>>724322777
No it wasnt... it should have happened like 3 messages back. he was wasting her time and she was acting stupi
"i thought you were letting me go"

He also shouldnt have said that he was looking for something emotiona when she said that's not what she wanted.

He should have just said: "hey, I'm up for whatever you want, no strings attached sounds fine, lets meet again and take it from there."

Then since you already know she wants to fuck, you are free to push a little bit. touching her, kissing, etc.

Not Repeatedly texting "Im confused"
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>>724324459
married actually. You know the saying of, "for every hot girl theres a guy tired of dealing with her shit" right?
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>>724324481
yeah i wasn't being to vague imo. but oh well
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brb gonna go take a shit
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>>724324459
I mean he's half right. Considering the age demographic of /b/, it's a good idea to recommend staying away from relationships since statistically they will end up a failure, and she'll end up riding Chad's dick eventually.

This is why you become a Chad.
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>>724324546
well fuck man i was confused. but i do like that line, "hey, I'm up for whatever you want, no strings attached sounds fine, lets meet again and take it from there."
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>>724324639
i dont want to be a chad lol. i've had my share of sex. i want something real. no shame
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>>724324601
I honestly don't think you were being vague.
She was weird and cunty tbh
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jesus op you are a fucking pathetic faggot....you literally said you were sorry to this pig after slaming you 2 inch dick first into the friend zone... FUCK YOU OP GOD DAMN IT
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>>724324523
Yeah, it's tough if it's something fast.

I met this Russian on vacation here.

First day we met, we exchanged number and talked.

BUT I invited her out on a date the very next day. We ate some dinner, went to a bar...

BUT I took her back to my place and we fucked.

Then we went out and fucked for the 4 days she we here...

My dick was sore by the time she left...

It was fast, but the date led to sex at least...

Russian women really know how to please a man... not stuck up or bitchy at all... it was so great.
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>>724324566
>"for every hot girl theres a guy tired of dealing with her shit" right?
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>>724324690
>she did get kinda weird and cunty near the end there lol. like i said a few posts ago, her friend jake is probably just more important. and she could tell i was looking for something serious so she used that to her advantage as a way to try to break things off... and as another anon said, when i turned around and got blunt, she realized i didnt care either way.
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>>724324715
just a heads up. the guy with the story isn't OP
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>>724324566
that actually sounds like a quote from one of those dudes that gives those, "get any girl you want" type of speeches
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>>724324760
Russian women are the best.
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>>724324809
Plus anon the phrase, "you should let me go" is what girls say when they don't want to feel guilty/seem like the bad guy cutting things off.

She's seriously cunty, you're better off without her. There's probably a sweet qt out there that would appreciate your kindness.
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>>724323273
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>724324760
never been with a russian. but i've had hookups plenty of times before. they're fun and all but like i said i was looking for something serious. i guess i was just going to quick
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>>724324898
I see you haven't known very much women.

Hot or ugly, women are women.

After the first few dates and first few fucks, even the hottest chicks can be cunts.
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>>724324923
>mfw I posted that exact thing up here
>>724324240

Seriously, OP, that's what it was.
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>>724325001
i'm a young guy. so no, i havent known very much. but i have had my share. i've been with some 10's and i've been with some 1's. women are women. i get that man
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>>724325051
neat, are you a dude?
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>>724324951
I would have started a relationship with her if she didn't live on the other side of the planet...

And she wanted me to come visit her...
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>>724325051
Not OP and agreed on this, but what exactly do you say, without coming across as butthurt?
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>>724325051
yeah i know. it makes sense. she didn't want to feel guilty
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>>724324044
I never really thought about it that way. I've always tried to do the right thing, and be a nice person to people. Try and be a good friend. I stopped trying to get a girlfriend about 9 years ago.

I've never been propositioned. I just thought it was because I'm ugly, not because I'm just a shitty human being. That's depressing.

Thanks for opening up my mind to this possibility. I'll try and avoid more people just in case I annoy them or something.
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>>724322615
Like a boss
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>>724325080
It's just the risk if you see a woman regularly or even see someone you'd give your left nut to be with...there is, usually, some guy in her past that wants nothing to do with her...

I have like one or two of those women... They're hot as hell, but I never want to see them again.
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>>724325112
I'd say
"If you don't wanna be with me that's fine, you just gotta say it. Won't hurt my feelings."

that would be the best response imo
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>>724325150
Thanks, that'd be a good first step.

When you say you're trying to do the right thing you don't realize that your 'good' is other people absolute bottom baseline, other people are simply better than you on a level you'll never really comprehend.

I hope you can make yourself comfortable until you drop off the face of the planet, your DNA is from hereon now discontinued.
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>>724325218
that's a good response. but i didnt want her to think i was assuming anything. idk maybe i over analyzed things but oh well.

it wouldn't have worked out anyway. she doesn;t like having her pussy licked.
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>>724321921
When the bad boy shows you he loves you. Makes your world spin and your knees go weak.
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>>724325285
You don't have to be so cruel. I get it.
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>>724325295
Again as I've said before you're too kind to be with a cunt like her. Dw about her.

>she doesn;t like having her pussy licked
Is that really a deal breaker?
I don't like that either.
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Maybe this is a black guy trying to land a fat white girl. I would expect that to play out like this.
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>>724325407
Women that are boring in bed are boring...
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>>724325301
Should've stayed in the kitchen.
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>>724322653
i don't know what's worse, your texts or the font they're presented in
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>>724325424
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>>724325407
it actually is a deal breaker for me.
i love that shit.

plus i eat ass and if she's not down to have her pussy licked i know she's not gonna want her salad tossed
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>>724325450
There are a million other things you can do besides eat her out though?
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>>724325204
Actually it's funny, that's the moment I realized they just aren't worth it. At least, not for the next decade.

Going single is the way.
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>>724325370
It's not just you I'm typing that to, it's others like you too.

It's nasty to reject people, it feels bad. Because of that, if you know you're probably going to be rejected, you need to take the moral path and not force people to have to reject you or be mean to you.

I'm glad you know your standing though, that much you have going for you.
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>>724325474
the fonts cute man
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>>724325285
wow

disappointin trollin nigga
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Can you atleast talk on how she looked? Because i feel sorry for her playing you in circles like that m8
>She wanted fuk you offered
>she wanted no emotions so you become emotionless= problem?
>wut?
>>724322653
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>>724325488
Ah, neat.
I like butt stuff but not puss stuff. Interesting.
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>>724325105
Yeah. Why?

>>724325112
Honestly? If she wants to read butthurt into it to make herself feel better about it, she'll read it into whatever you fucking say.
Either go with honestly, or "Ok. Have a nice day." and let that be it. People who NEED to be justified to that extent aren't really worth the time and effort, to be honest.

>>724325130
Basically. "If he does it, then it's what he wanted. Wait, he's not doing it. Oh, he must be an asshole. If he's an asshole then fuck him." It's honestly toddler logic. "If I don't get what I want, I'll find a way to justify taking it myself!" You probably dodged a bullet.
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>>724325529
that is interesting...
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>>724325512
Do you think anyone will ever want me?
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>>724325301
How come girls that are fucking nuts also LOOK fucking nuts.


Look at this chicks strange shaped head and odd expression.

She prolly pushed the dude to the breaking point and he lost his temper, then when he smacked her she cried like a cunt and got him thrown into jail.

Her face and eyes just scream that she is a lying, manipulative, selfish, sadistic cunt.

And she revels in bringing people pain.
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>>724325528
cute, short (5'5) brown hair, blue eyes.
skinny, b cup tits and a nice ass. just my type tbh.
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>>724325571
>Yeah. Why?
I'm just kind of surprised you picked up on it. Thought you might be a gril.

>>724325595
Yeah puss tickles or feels uncomfortable but bum is good to go lol
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>>724325621
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>>724325492
Work on yourself... decent man can pull great pussy well into his 40s.
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>>724325619
If no one has had you before age 16, probably not.

People who have an inkling of a chance and thus something about then that gives them some worth have to reject several people on the regular.

In short, no one who has ever asked themselves that is worth loving.
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>>724325656
the tickle is the fucking best tho man. like, when the grass is freshly trimmed.
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>>724322653
Worst thing about this is the fucking font
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>>724325714
its a cute font man get over it
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>>724325705
maybe for you lol
just makes me uncomfortable.
glad you like it so much though
>>
>>724325703
Ok. Sorry.
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>>724325750
don't get me wrong though i love a nice anus.
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>>724325755
Just leave
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>>724325656
I take that as a compliment. I do like to think I generally have a decent understanding of motivation.
Nah. Compulsive need to be understood and understand people, coupled with PTSD from childhood. I'm a decent read on people. Had to be.
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>>724325621
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/notting-hill-carnival-selfie-goes-viral-after-woman-punched-in-face-for-telling-man-to-stop-groping-9693514.html
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>>724325625
I guess you won't show any pictures then? Black out eyes or something idk
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>>724325761
Haha
I believe you anon.
Gl to you and don't contact her anymore.

gn guys
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>>724325679
Want to punch her braces out.
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>>724325805
I'd say it was.
I'm sorry about that anon /:
Hope you'll have a nice night/day.

gn for real guys
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>>724325853
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>>724325825
gn -
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>>724325823
hang on
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>>724325894
Much obliged.
Ehh. Is what it is.
Have a good one. G'night.
>>
>>724321921
I used to be until i finally got laid and learned to be alpha
>>
>>724322653
bitches dumb man
>>
>>724322516
Guy could have at least got a fwb with her
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>>724325529
My gf is the same way. I can lick her asshole as long as I want but her pussy is another story. Sucking on ass and taint gets her off in seconds though.
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>>724322653
"Sorry"
Cringe
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>>724322653
Wow I'm glad I'm reading this so i know what not to do if i ever text a girl
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>>724326278
Oh that's awesome to hear, glad I'm not alone.
>>
>>724325825
Lmao even this chick is cutting it short with you bro
>>
>>724325823
sorry but the only pic i have of her is from my DSLR and the file size is too big
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>>724326424
lel
>>
>>724323073
>Le millennial meme
Kys
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>>724326374
yeah hahahahaha so fucking cringy for being apologetic lelelelele
>>
>>724326422
Definitely not. Noticed lots of bi girls love their asses licked and played with. I'm just going to assume you're bi and a bit insecure
>>
>>724326483
thank you for saying it
>>
well its been fun /b/ros
goodnight
>>
>>724326424
didn't mean it like that
I just need to stop replying and go to sleep

>>724326509
I'm not into girls really, like sexually.
I just don't care for having my puss eaten out.
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>>724326592
You got big labia or something? Cuz hating on that is just a meme, most guys don't care
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>>724325512
>It's not just you I'm typing that to, it's others like you too.
>It's nasty to reject people, it feels bad. Because of that, if you know you're probably going to be rejected, you need to take the moral path and not force people to have to reject you or be mean to you.
you are a wet blanket bitch
>>
>>724325703
You're retarded. You're going under the assumption that everyone reaches their high in high school, that that's when their personality and looks are blooming and fleshed out. I was 100% a Nice Guy with this one girl, realized, became not a retard around when I was 18, and then had a good amount of relationships and flings since then. As long as people realize they need to change, they'll be good (unless they're already in like, their 50s or something)
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>>724326780
No, my puss looks normal and neat I guess. I just actually don't like how it feels?
Like it feels wet and ticklish and weird.
>>
treat women like children, thats basically how emotionally developed they are. P&D = pump and dump.
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>>724326811
I know he told me to leave and was mean, but I think he has a point. There must be something wrong with me. It isn't like I treat women different from anyone else, I'm just polite and mind my own business. But I'm pushing 30 and it is obvious that no one wants me.

I'm not good enough.
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>>724324161
the guy is right. Never say sorry to a woman. it's emotionally spreading your ass cheeks and bending over.
>>
>>724325150
>to this possibilit
stupid faggot. emo piece of shit. A man does not need to be pretty a man needs to be powerful.
>>
>>724326978
>treat women like children
>like children
>pump and dump
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>>724327166
I never said I wasn't powerful. I'm just ugly. And apparently a bad person.
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>>724324015

so much this
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>>724325150
be nice to people that are nice to you. If you are y=|x| for x or -x then you are promoting -x because it takes less energy. if you are y=x then people will treat you nicely. ez
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>>724327057
Realizing there is something seriously wrong with you is an excellent first step. He did have a point with that. But he is 100% wrong about that being a constant.

And about treating women differently, you don't if you wanna be bros, you do if you want to fuck or something more, and make your intent very clear, confidently. Don't pussyfoot with the friend shit, and never "confess your love"
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>>724327221
Proof of ugliness faggot.
I'll suck it.
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>>724327221
You might have power but against women you are not using it which makes you powerless. Be nice to them in a playful way. If they start not letting you advance to their pussy emotionally abuse them. Women love to be emotionally abused. They feed on drama.
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>>724327406
Duck off Virginia
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>>724324461
On tinder, for example, I'll get a girls number and do 2 attempts. if she flakes or cancels both I erase her number, remover her from Snapchat etc. 50% of the time they'll contact me asking what happened. This usualky happens like a week or two later and I straight out say "you're a flake" or "you seem very boring". After that a date is organised 100% of the time. someone explain.
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>>724327294
That's what I do.

>>724327365
I have never and will never confess my love bullshit. I used to try and pick up girls almost 10 years ago, but it never really worked out. So I just stopped.
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>>724327496
women feed on drama, and like a guy who doesnt need pussy cuz he is banging other chicks. she does not want to miss out. Women are like children, they want what they cant have.
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>>724322407
dont be so desperate faggot. it turns the slut off
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>>724327406
Ok. See post here >>724327602
I used to try. Used to do that shit. It didn't work so I just stopped trying.


Honestly, I just came to this thread to laugh, but >>724324044 made me think and got me to this point.
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>>724325051

It's all just shit tests and power games. if a woman wants to leave she can just stop talking to you. You think she gives a percentage of a fuck about your feelings and not being the mean girl. Jesus. She's too busy swallowing Chad's cum to waste her time on some "confused" dumbass.

Wanting something serious can be seen as noble, sure, but this bitch doesn't give a fuck what OP wants.

She was seeing how she could back off a little but still have control.
>>
>>724327637
>>>724322407
shes probably thinking this guy wants to marry her lol. So much neediness.
>>
>>724322653

There was a very high potential of becoming fuck friends. She didn't want a bf but she wanted you in some extent. Should have directly asked to meet her one day.


In case this was very recent. Don't reply to her. You didn't defuse the bomb and messed it out by being too straight away. Let her be the one that misses you and don't be the beta that chases a girls bc he hasnt fucked in 2 years.

You should have masturbated before letting the bomb go anon
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>>724327496
>I erase her number, remover her from Snapchat
high school girls like high school drama and high school romance. faggot
>Explained.
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>>724325150
You need to get some self esteem.
>>
nobody even knows i exist anymore. after i left my high school i became a complete NEET and cut off all contact with everybody. i'm 20 now
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>>724327751
I wish i was single. Money, rent, kids, etc. Life is better as a single guy, if u can afford it.
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>>724324044
>If you're never propositioned, realize that you are not a victim. You are simply entirely without merit and too self involved to realize.
This is by far the stupidest thing ive ever read
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>>724327831
Used to have it. >>724327602

Now I just have /b/ros telling me how shit I am.
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>>724327294
wtf is wrong with you...
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>>724327898
I suppose so.
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>>724327813
Thanks for the answer, you goddamned tranny.
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>>724327181
>I know he told me to leave and was mean, but I think he has a point. There

nice catch lol
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>>724327908
Explain where it's wrong?
Perhaps people aren't fucking you because you aren't worth fucking
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>>724327908
You know how you can post a picture of a tree stump with a hole on here, people will say they'll fuck it?

Women are the same way, people will just fuck anything if it's even mildly appealing. You need to be utterly 100% repulsive on every level to attract no one.
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>>724327833
I'm 25, i talk to one person from high school. You'll meet real friends in college and working
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>>724327959
You're not shit. That's just a reality you think up in your head. It's hilarious becasue.....

well just try this. Google the possiblity of your specific existence. I think it's 1 in 400,000,000,000,000,000,000 chances that you could have been born. You already beat the odds. Do something with it. Don't cry to give up, youre already in pain, cry to move forward. Get something out of your existence and stop acting like a little bitch.
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>>724327992
PV=nRT?
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>>724327833
Lol me too.
>suicide pact
>>go
>>
>>724328070
>>724328090
>You are simply entirely without merit and too self involved to realize.

no one is entirely without merit. everyone has good qualities.
>debunked faggot
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>>724328152
PV=(mRT)/M
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>>724328164
Evidently some people are.

Sure, at the very least every human being has caloric worth, but some do nothing to warrant participating in society.
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>>724328090
Then how do you explain this shit show?>>724325150
>>724325370
>>724325619
>>724325755
>>724327057
>>724327221
>>724327602
>>724327751
>>724327959
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>>724328000
go to east asia and fuck real women. you won't want the female garbage walking the streets in western countries
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>>724328164
I'm not arguing the concept or semantics. Technically it's correct.

I'm arguing the practicalities ie. All the dudes who have never gotten laid/even a second look.
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>>724328278
Wow. No.
>just no
>>just no
Stop it anon
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>>724328148
Maybe. I've always found things to enjoy. I just don't want to bother everyone else if they don't want me around. Just because I'm happy with myself doesn't mean anyone else is.
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>>724321921

The wording "nice guy" only shows that she is an insecure cunt that likes "real men" than "know what he wants". And that basically means treating her like a piece of shit, which somehow arouses sluts.

It's mostly girl in their early teens who think they are some kind of "bad ass" because they gut fucked by assholes. Oh well, well have to grow up..
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>>724328148
such waste of processing power thinking what the other person is thinking. Insecurities are for low testosterone low goal and life inexperienced people. If you're late 20s or 30 something you should have a IDGF attitude. Women have a very short expiry date.
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>>724328259
Kek. Easy

I'd suk his dick.
>checkmate
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>>724325619
You sound very special, quite unique among 7.4 billion people. idiot.
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>>724328259
I can explain by that he has absolutely no value, none. If he did he'd not be having these problems.
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>>724328364

Why would you give a fuck what other people think? 90% of the human population has no idea what the fuck is going on and just goes with the flow. That's the group you want to appeal to? Name five geniuses in history that were normal. Yea. Fuck off and do something. Get up with a drive to do something. Enjoy this fucking life cause you get one and there's no reason for it to appeal to anyone but your own goddamned self. Other people's approval is what I wipe my ass with. Fuck em.
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>>724328352
they will do anything you want. Those women are for 1 time use. Bang.
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>>724328406
I wouldn't label it insecurity, more like a general politeness. Would I enjoy someone wanting me? Yes, probably. Do I need it for a healthy mental state? No, I've been without it this entire time and can still contribute to society.
>>
>>724328364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Fzw3LoEcc
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>>724328507
Name 5 geniuses who were pumping the pussy every day
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>>724328507
I disapprove of this faggot
>people's disapproval dickhead.i know it works both ways. But think it through.
You don't care about people's disapproval.
>fuck cunt
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>>724321921
I`m probably the nice guy and the douche. Trying different things with different girls. Sadly, changing from nice to bad doesn`t work.
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>>724328598
My name in all 5 slots?
Her names lefty
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I just can't get Women interested in me. I was always nice and they just asked me to do their homework. Sometimes I would go to their house thinking something was going to happen and no nothing. Often other dudes would show up and they would bang while I was doing their school assignments. I don't think I will ever find love. I wonder if there's a woman out there for me, with whom i can be special.
>>
If my gf sucked another guy's dick at a party but he didn't cum is that still cheating?
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>>724328427
I don't think so.

>>724328470
Not really.

>>724328507
See >>724328540
Just seems polite. By your logic I should not give a fuck about your thoughts and keep on keeping on.

>>724328505
Maybe. That's what I've been exploring in this thread, even if I'm getting tired of people saying it.
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>>724328525
They're not though hey.
More like a disposable condom getting re-used without a wash.
>>
>>724328731
Bitch please.
I have massive tits.
Want a suckin or nt.
>exactly no time for your whinging if there's an offer on the table
>>
>>724322653

Well, this was fun reading.

I like how anon stood his ground.
This girl is kinda insecure and expected something like "OMG, but I luv you!" and it's nice that OP just said "well, if you just wanna be my side girl, so be it!"

She's the one snotty here.


Just take your time, anon, and be confident.
>>
>>724328731
Yea, if you want to be the way you are fuck my thoughts.

At least I finally got one point across.
>>
>>724328616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDFXA6qBjeA
>>
>>724328719
Yeah.
If she thought about it and told you it's cheating.
Banish the wench to her parents house
>>
>>724328856
You should probably change the way you try and make points if you find it so difficult to get them across.

>>724328842
Kind of hard to suck a dick through a screen.
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>>724328963
Whose fault is that anon.
Get yourself set up for anonymous sex when the offer pops up.
Keep your doors open OP
>>
>>724328963
You're also actively trying to be abrasive.
Stop that.
>>
>>724328250
>Evidently some people are.

no, it just means people dont know how to use their merit correctly in social spaces - not that they dont have any.
>>
>>724329069
Not OP. I don't think OP has been around since the thread started. Sex only works when the participants are in the same place at the same time. I'm alone right now.

But thanks for the offer.
>>
>>724325679
MODS MODS.....

Not spam you idiot filter but you ruined the joke....

Had to delete two more iterations of it (mods).....due to the fucking filter......

Joke failed and now I'm pissed
>>
>>724329176
My point stands.

I've met people from here before.

Make disposable contact accounts to contact anons
>>
>>724325685
Try 73 son......fail better
>>
>>724329119
Where was I abrasive? Besides the snarky snap in my last post in response to your abrasive tone, I've been probably too polite considering I've been told I'm an unloved piece of shit, incompetent, stupid, and/or weak.
>>
>>724329243

I'm a newfag. By saying MODS that calls attention to posts?
>>
>>724329283
I wouldn't even know where or how to start doing that. Sorry.
>>
>>724329160
People naturally recognize and gravitate towards any and all signs of positivity. Whatever may be good about a person must be infinitesimally small not to be picked up on.
>>
>>724329176
Not the person offering but if I were you I'd hop on that offer. Maybe they're close, doesn't hurt to talk
>>
>>724329318
Every bit of advice you've received you've argued against in one way or another. New people like mirrors not active listening.(I assume that's what you're doing)
>>
>>724325814
Typical britbong mentality:

>I’d take a punch again from this loser or any other loser who thinks it’s OK to treat women like this.

lulz
>>
>>724329403
I'm in Wisconsin. I doubt anyone else in this thread even knows where it is on a map. Besides, I honestly don't know how to correctly set up a contact properly so I don't get fucked over my a bunch of people on here.
>>
>>724329457
nice insight there anon
>>
>>724329457
Sorry. I didn't mean to make you pissed off or anything. I'll stop doing that here then. Thank you for your advice. I'm not sure which poster you were, and if our debate came across as hostile arguing I am sorry. Just wanted to explore the possibility that I'm a horrible person.

Bye.
>>
>>724329546
>>724329546
Just make a Kik, n wisconsin isn't that unknown. There's people from everywhere, take 5 min make a Kik, add said person that wants your dick and talk n be as weary as you would be on here.
>>
>>724329377
Gmail under a fake name.
(used for advertising/vetting of potentials)
Use gmail account to open chat/phone services (skype etc)

Keep people at a distance and have them provide proof for vetting.
Where you're sure they're real, supply real contact info or arrange a mutual location.

The more lines and bait you leave the better. ONE try won't work. Make probability work for you not against you.
>>
>>724328731
>Not really.
thats his point you moron
>>
>>724329688
Ya blew it, shoulda coulda woulda gotten you dick sucked. Man if I were you I'd be on that shit like white on rice in a snow storm.
>>
>>724329807
It's so true.
I've had fucking so many sluts from Wisconsin actively looking for something. They have no time for chatting only meeting up and fucking. So goddamned annoying
>>
>>724324760
Funny thing is, these same drama hoes from the States will be that same girl to some foreign guy in the UK or France or wherever else.

Vacation gives girls reason to no-strings ho, and they aren't around long enough to cause drama.

You can bet your bottom dollar that Russian girl is a big fucking mess back home and nobody wants to date her because she comes with an airport's worth of baggage.
>>
>>724329688
Hey man.
Stay.
Chill.

These words are just words.
We like you.
We like you a lot anon.
We love you.
Stay and talk with us
>if someone says something hurtful, fuckem. We're on you're side anon
>>
>>724330085
>You can bet your bottom dollar that Russian girl is a big fucking mess back home and nobody wants to date her because she comes with an airport's worth of baggage.

let me take that bet please
>>
>>724321921
I was because I bought the gentlemen meme, then I realized all women are money hungry, controlling sluts and stopped bothering with them at all. Much happier now.

Inb4 gay
>>
>>724330085
It's true.
I'm in Aus.
Literally had a girl ready to fly my ass over.
>I'm a fuckin pussy
>should've immigrated,married,sit on it for a few years then divorce.
>SetForLifeScratchy
>>
>>724330180
sweet summer child, that's a bet you aint gonna win.
>>
>>724321921
why that slut letting "nice guys" touch her thigh like that to begin with?
>>
>>724322653
Jesus christ for a sec you grew some balls but apparently their weight dragged you back down in the pit of cringe

An hero
>>
>>724330180
>>724330304
Ruskis?

>fully not going to take the baggage of any immigrant missus. What if she trashes your life and leaves, embassy is gunna hit you up to the tickets she used
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>>724330368
That's the point.
>she's not letting him
>he's not actually nice, he's pretending to be nice so he can put his creepy claws on her.

A real nice guy wouldn't touch her until he knows he's not friendzoned.

Get why it's funny?
>>
>>724330580
Hey it's chicken foot himself
>>
>>724330304
uh okay papa
>>
>>724323496
Is this guy supposed to be good looking?
>>
"Nice guys"=faggots who think they are entitled to sex.
>>
>>724326483
The only happy couples I see in my city are not millenials.
>>
>>724330641
i love nice guys, they're so pathetic
>>
>>724330641
#unintentional perfect visual metaphor
>>
>>724330230
I fell for that meme too. Once I started Objectifying women I actually got more sex
>>
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Sex is a mail need that do to western law is controlled by women.
>>
>>724328164
Qualities are like panties anon, people can't see them just by looking at you and if you never show them more or less it's like you don't have them.
>>
>>724330885
Nice guys make my life easy.
Being nice made me suffer.
Being 'nice' made me single
Now I'm Chad.
>that simple
>>
>>724331059
whatsup, chad, great to hear your sex transfer went great
>>
>>724331017
Fuck off!
Reported!
Moods
MUDs
MOOOOMS
>>
>>724322579
God damn. This guy is so pathetic it makes my teeth hurt. There's a difference between being a nice guy and being a needy pussy
>>
>>724331154
Surprisingly smooth surgery and transitional period.

advice available for anyone looking to do the same.
>>
>>724322653
For everyone who thinks this is what NOT to do: fuck you. Seriously. Go fuck yourself. This is exactly what you are supposed to do in order to get what you want. You get what you want by finding someone WHO IS LOOKING FOR THE SAME THING. These two are not. There are hurt feelings on both sides, and the apologies are just respect for those hurt feelings. Being hurt sucks.

Here's a breakdown of what happened:
1) Anon wants to hang out, but Mary Jane Rottencrotch has decided that she doesn't want to be his girlfriend.
2) MJRc has decided to tell anon this by NOT hanging out with him. This is both immature AND ineffective. She is probably young and inexperienced at relationships, so it seems reasonable to her that she can spare anon's feelings by letting him figure out what her unavailability means. Anon cannot read her mind, though, and if anon wants something different than what she wants, plenty of hurt feelings ensue.
***let's pause and I'll tell you something about the current state of the gender battles in the culture wars: there are a shitload of casualties on both sides due to this exact scenario. Women (primarily those who identify as "feminist") and men who are primarily sympathetic to them will chastise men who pursue despite a lack of interest: mocking them for being "nice guys" who "expect sex" from them; men (primarily young men who do not have any/much experience in relationships) will proceed as if what they wanted was always an option, ignoring ANY evidence to the contrary. They will experience shame and humiliation once they realize that the object of their affection is not interested. Sometimes they lash out in anger, sometimes they bury the hurt and a deep resentment of women sprouts and is nutured by each negative experience with the opposite sex. (Very, very few of them actually become violent, although the ever-present threat of the deep pain from deeply npleasant emotions is used as a pretext to characterize the male pursuit as a...
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