Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming best girl
I wish we could turn back time to tge good old days.
>Tanya claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y5jr4pdk38
>>724300000
nice
still here
>>724300000
nice quints
>>724299752
Cool.
>>724299889
Yep, it's time to put it down. So how are you?
>>724300208
>I CLAIM D_GURL AS MY WAIFU
>D_girl is here to give all you punk ass bitches the business.
>d_gurl is the new queen of B you fucking faggots. god tier trap stream.
>she is dually attractive and skillful at all things gaming related.
>>inb4 spam
>>inb4 stop being a cuck
>www twitch com/D_girl
This guy
>>724300000
The fuck y00000ki
>>724300190
Lewd
>>724300155
Waves
>>724300398
hi
>>724299849
Tanya-chan doesn't like smokers~
>>724300398
It's not THAT lewd.
>>724300000
Wew lad calm down
Threadly reminder to cum everyday.
What is the point of this
are you basically the official wifu appraisal and... whatever it is? like a government body that makes sure other people can't claim your wifu?
>>724300452
>not posting my gif to say hello
>>724300517
Still pretty lewd
>>724300190
Yeah friend just bought a tier 9 so thats cool
>>724300398
Hi
>>724300580
I cum 5 times a day minimum
>>724300500
She does not like second had smoke. She does not care if you do it just not near her.
カラミチーマス
Feeling tired. May head to sleep soon.
>>724300592
Sorry!
>>724299888 (Yuuki)
>trips
Yep, night's still young here too. I got work tomorrow, but not until 11:30. Not sure if I want to get in some vidya now, or sleep early, and get in some AM vidya before work.
>>724299889
Things tend to feel that way around here sometimes. Though that just comes with the routine too.
>>724300580
That post was unexpected, but then again, it was Sono, so maybe not entirely a surprise either.
>>724300647
You must have callouses on your dick, nigga.
>>724300693
Kinda don't think she'll go for a guy like you.
>>724300744
I wish Sono blasted that load all over my ass cheeks.
>>724299891
Crispy
>>724300398
Just a little.
>>724300610
Oh nice.
>>724300912
Yeah so that will be silly
>>724300774
I can relate to her in many ways. And I don't smoke in the fucking house. It smells like shit.
>>724300592
If it's coming from me saying it's not lewd it's prob not lewd.
>>724300744
You missed my quints earlier. Vidya before work can be nice, I wanna play my guitar but it's late and I don't want to disturb people
>>724300828
I want it on my face.
>>724300753
Nope lotsa lube and not death gripping plus most of my cummings come from sex
>>724300721
Thats better how was your day
>>724300912
I dont mind honestly only autist do
>>724300610
How was your day?
>>724301023
Like youre some master of lewd
>>724301023
Would you quit smoking if she asked you?
>>724301145
Woke up super late and have played vidya most of the time I've been awake
>>724301062
Fuck you nigga I was first.
>>724301145
Nigga you don't have sex 5 times a day.
>>724301145
Just played a lot of for honor
>>724301183
Yes
>>724301145
I say even the slightest shit is lewd most of the time, so when it's ok with me it's prob fine.
>>724300995
How so?
>>724301145
Yeah. So how are you?
>>724301279
Did i say that? No i said most of my cummings usually about 3 times a day with 2 faps.
>>724301230
Sounds like my day cept i also got my car smog tested
>>724301295
Is that game any good?
>>724301390
But she was full nude? Sounds like your not objective.
>>724301652
Good so far need this new job to hurry up so i can quit my other one.
>>724301652
Its way faster than mine and he finally has a tier 9.
>>724301390
Did you know you're 1000 times more likely develop lung cancer a year after you stop smoking? I wouldn't stop for her.
>>724301712
Why don't you save your cum for your gay sex partner then?
Let's play with purple today.
>>724301712
Sounds...fun? I have one week of classes before spring break
>>724301044
Nice, I don't think I've landed those, but I've come close before.
Think I'm gonna go the early sleep+early vidya route. Take it easy.
>>724301712
What is it, if you don't mind my asking?
>>724301716
Ah. So do you guys battle each other?
>>724301911
Have a good night!
Anyone here play Verdun?
>>724301295
Dam good game. Who do you main?
>>724301712
Looks like a fucking pen drawing. Not even close to nude if you ask me.
>>724301749
Oh well, shit happens I guess.
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>>724301812
I have a wife m8. And because she isnt always around.
>>724301891
Get em
>>724301867
Purple is always a good color
>>724301934
Basically being a taxi driver.
>>724302005
>The medium matter in the matter of lewd
Wew
>>724301712
I like to play it but it has some server issues for sure
>>724301934
Nah its wot we play on the same team
>>724302005
Most levels on Orochi and Nobushi. I like Lawbringer but its pretty ass
>>724302081
Ah cool. So you think you'll enjoy that one more than your current one?
>>724302150
Ah i see. You'll have to step it up a bit if you don't want him to outshow you~.
>>724302081
I've already mentally checked out
>>724302411
Very much so i love driving plus it pays nearly double
>>724302150
Sounds legit servers always tend to suck
>>724302460
Well then woooo spring break
>>724302005
She'll miss you when you're gone. Don't you want her to be happy?
>>724302411
Nah i have a machine I love dont worry
>>724302520
Yeah if you like fighters youll like it
>>724302081
Gross you have a wife? I'm MGTOW all the way.
>>724302150
I'm trying to get the hang of lawbringer but it is pretty hard.
>>724302590
As I said, we share the same personality. She would not mind my death and would fight harder.
>>724302520
Ooh nice.
>>724302672
What is it?
>>724302848
Its not hard he just sucks ass. He has the low stance change speed and cant do anything unless he wall bangs someone.
>>724302848
She'll miss having someone like herself around. Wouldn't you?
>>724300744
>That chibi
So cute
How're you doing
>>724302957
best grill
>>724302959
He's hard because he does suck ass.
>>724302968
Guess you're right there but a death would make whoever is left fight harder.
>>724302957
world of tanks. Two teams of 15 is the standard format. You battle or cap a flag.
>>724303181
Just pick a different one really.
>>724303181
Imagine the sex with that little thing.
>>724303181
>>724303301
No stay faithful to LB he'll get buffs soon hopefully. I'm still improving everyday
>>724303167
Yes.
>>724303301
Ah i meant the machine you were talking about.
>>724302778
>i cant be bothered to put forth any effort into finding a good woman so ill just fuck the bottom of the barrel and commit to nothing.
Mgtow is for faggots and is just as much of the problem as 3rd wave feminism.
>>724302957
Yeah but i gotta get all this car stuff done to do it
>>724302672
Id probably like it but i dont have a lot of free time atm.
>>724303514
>>724303301
I play Kensi and Orochi as well. Not just Lawbringer.
>>724303356
:)
>>724303698
I date women, I don't marry them :x
>>724303885
Wait but would you mind being dom'd by her?
>>724303640
BEST
GRILL
>>724303514
Naw I play enough other things. Ill wait for them to change until then not worth playing.
>>724303640
Oh its the WZ-111 model 1-4 heavy tank.
>>724303698
Its okay
>>724303885
kensei is prety goood
>>724302520
Wooo! I'm starting it by watching the SAO movie in theater.
>>724303892
Refer back to
>>724303698
>>724304055
New zelda just came out
>>724304162
But why? Because yuuki?
>>724304214
Because SAO. I know it gets a bad rep, but SAO is my favorite anime series.
>>724304214
You're not going to guilt me into giving my one and only life to a woman.
>>724304497
Your waifu has aids. Enjoy your nigger cancer.
>>724303698
Oh you use your own car?
>>724304055
Neat.
>>724304162
I'm just gonna say this right here right now. I kinda liked SAO it enjoyed it.
>>724303926
Why not.
>>724304055
Sure is.
>>724304214
Not worth buying a whole new console if im going to play like 2 things on it.
>>724304648
Yeah its cool
>>724304497
I mean i enjoyed it except season 2 could have just been like 5 more episodes of seasone 1
>>724304572
>not getting a life partner and having the best relatioship of your life.
But hey you do you. Just admit you're a coward.
>>724304648
Yeah its called uber/lyft
>>724304746
Did it not release on wiiU
>>724304693
Is it perfect? No. But I enjoy the world and characters immensely.
>>724304785
Yeah, unfortunately it was just the arcs that hadn't been adapted yet before Alicization
>>724304785
Wasnt going to buy wii u to play like 3 or 4 things.
Indestructible waifu
>>724304693
Do you think she's a lesbian since she's a man on the inside?
>>724304785
>coward for having a brain of my own
I'm 35, I have a good job (but I'm not an out of touch liberal), I love my life, I love my freedom. I have no kids, no worries, no one to waste my money on. I fuck crazy young 18-year-old sluts every week, I get older and their age stays the same.
Why would I give it up?
>>724305103
you do you, bud.
>>724305250
#MGTOW4Lyfe
>>724304746
Tomo being cute on a spinny chair
>>724304785
Ahh right i thought it might be that.
>>724304876
As do I, was very much attracted to it because it was related to video games and Virtual reality. I really like the technology behind the show. The device they use just keeps popping in my head from time to time. I feel like it's possible tbh.
>>724305103
Na, in that time period he would be killed if he was one. No way in hell he would be that dumb.
>>724305354
Oh nice you can dick her and she'll have to take it~
>>724304876
I still enjoyed it though. Plus the abridged series
>>724304890
Post lewds im bored
>>724304900
Ah well i already have 2 wiiUs at my diaposal
>>724305103
You're a coward because you're afraid youll choose thw qrong girl and she'll screw you so instead you take the easy and shitty way out to avoid any kind of commitment/real relationship. Ive lived your life already. It ends with her leaving you for someone more serious and you alone again.
>>724305345
Its a pretty sweet gig if you have a relatively new car.
>>724305470
I'll get marry when they change the marriage laws. I'm not giving my wife half my fortune.
>>724305354
They have 5 more years to make it a reality
>>724305470
Abridged series is great!
Reimu claimed
>>724305662
Again you're scared. You have no confidence in your own ability to find a girl who wont screw you over.
>>724305687
Especially the opening scene of 10
>why did you say yes
>I DONT KNOW
>>724305345
always cute
>>724305470
Jeez take about a waste
>>724305470
What kind of things do you have to do to your car first?
>>724305921
Just like you~.
>>724305687
Seeing where VR tech is going these day I can see the movie tech being available in the near future. The nerve gear? Yeah that will take some time.
>>724305452
fuck yeah.
>>724305858
>what the fuck...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? THAT WAS OUR OUT!!!
>I DON'T KNOW, I PANICKED!
>>724305808
Not a bad 2hu
>>724304890
Oh an Aussie
>>724305921
Well ones mine and ones my brother in laws. We moved in so we have 2 now.
>>724305997
Had to get my cali license, register it here, get insurance, and smog test it and now gotta go back to the dmv to get the license plate then im good to go
>>724306062
>we would like to buy this orphanage!
>>724306014
Yeah, probably. I imagine there'd be a huge issue about being unconscious using it
>>724306203
>YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE KID?! I'LL THROW DOWN WITH AN EIGHT YEAR OLD! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
>>724305470
No.
>>724306126
Oh a triple nigger
>>724306324
What about for these trips tbh
>>724306385
Oh man you got me
>>724306300
I am sick of of getting my heart kicked in the dick
>>724306324
Well then at least talk a bit
>>724306440
What trips?
>>724306442
I may.
>>724306442
>OH NO! I THINK WE'RE MOVING TOO FAST! I KNOW! LET'S HAVE A FREAKING KID! THAT'LL SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS!
>>724306203
Ooh nice and simple. When do you plan to start?
>>724306300
That's not what I was thinking, but I imagine that would be an issue. I was thinking more on the tech issue. For example "How can you put neruo science into a video game"
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>724306203
Still just eww
>>724305997
Not even.
>>724306703
That's another problem, the neuroscience behind the technology. If they made a device like Nerve Gear, I would spend all day in it
>>724306710
Hi Juvia.
>>724306732
Yes even. So cute it just makes me want to pat your head~.
>>724306625
Hopefully next week
>>724306593
>do you think getting married was the mistake of our lives?
Totally
>do you wanna stay together anyway
totally
>was that the whole talk?
>>724306732
Eww what?
>>724306710
Hugs
>>724306950
>OH!! That sounds...great!
>Yup! Don't see anything wrong with that, do you Asuna?!
>You and me alone in the woods for who knows how long? Sign me the hell up!
>You mean us!
>*hysteric laughing*
>>724306809
I think we all would, anyone who does not want one is insane.
>>724307185
Forgot pic
Shielder claimed
>>724300580
boy i wish i was on the receiving end of that load
>>724307185
Hedonist degenerate, I wouldn't.
>>724306882
Hello
>
>>724306950
Hello
>
>claiming Taiga
Good morning everyone
>>724307274
Offers literal gallon of semen i spilt today
>>724307076
Its lizbeth piece of shit... dragon shit that is
>>724307368
How was your day love
>>724307514
Why do you hate seras?
>>724306950
Cool. I wish you luck.
>>724307368
How are you?
>
>>724307651
you cum 5 times a day, you only shoot blanks!
>>724306882
Not even. You just think so
>>724306950
Wii u is nasty
>>724307274
Hi
>>724307651
Hate Seras? You might be confusing me with someone else I think
>>724307811
hey
>>724307281
>Does not want VR experience in a new world you can't have in real life
wew
>>724307514
>Good morning
Seeing this means I really should go to fucking bed.
>>724307909
How are you dear?
>>724307794
I do cum 5 times a day but its far from blanks. Ive been doing it for years.
>>724307884
He mentioned you directly
>>724307811
Nah just different
>>724307651
It was better i guess. Got to hang with some friends today so that was nice.
How about yours?
>>724307659
I'm doing better.
You?
>>724307811
Several people would tend to disagree, you cutie. Because it's true.
>>724307999
Escapism is the opposite of experience.
>>724307185
Who wouldn't! It would be so great!
ANyway, I'm off to bed. Goodnight waifu!
claimed
Time for some dark souls 1. Start again or naw?
>>724308055
Accomplished more adulting today and got my car smog checked
>>724308074
Goodnight yuuki
>>724308049
There's 2 Taigas, so I don't think I'm the one in question. Never spoken to the guy at all.
>>724308074
Nights Yuuki
>>724308154
Just finished Dark Souls 1 myself yesterday, fun. What would you play if you started over?
>>724308302
I want to go for Artorias.
>>724308302
Ah gotcha. Are you the one i spoke to earlier?
>>724308049
In a bad way
>>724308061
Not even
>>724308073
Yeah and I want to experience something I can't see in the real world you dumb shit. VR is the closest thing to it.
Think i'm going to head off for the night to, getting tired.
>>724308461
Not really its still fun and thats what gaming is about.
>tali
>>724308055
I'm alright.
>>724308461
Absolutely 100% cutie.
calimeddd
Good evening everyone
>>724308042
pretty turned on by sono's post
>>724308049
ah lewd~
calm down boi~
>>724308383
Cool, I played through the game completely blind, so the build I went with was just me randomly placing stats, ended up with something that could do one thing, hit stuff, never cast a single spell.
>>724308460
I believe you said "Hello newfriend" to me right before I went to bed, but that's about it. I'm only on here and not any discords.
>>724308648
Evening Louise, how was your day?
>>724308533
Not for that much money for so little use
>>724308615
You wish
>>724308648
Hi
>>724308763
Do you need to you know
>>724308831
Yeah i was a bit busy and my phone was dying earlier.
>>724308763
I cannot. I am like a dog in heat.
>>724308934
I mean maybe not for you now but there are plenty of other games for it.
>>724308831
Not bad, I watched a good bad movie and...not much else. I'm gonna swing by Makoto's work later.
How about you?
>>724308934
Hello!
>>724308934
Would be a waste of a wish, because you already are.
>>724308934
what do i need to know? o.o
>>724308996
you need to be neutered
>>724308224
>adulting
How so?
>>724308615
Do anything special today?
>>724309008
Good bad movies can be cool, but there's a fine line between them and bad bad movies.
What did you watch?
I pretty much just crawled out of bed, had a pretty bad night of sleep but not feeling terrible.
>>724309223
God no. I want kids and lots of them
>>724309348
Got my car inspected so i can get my license plate and get this new job
>big shirts on grills are so cute
>>724309348
Nah, just had to help install 2 water heaters. How about you?
>>724309537
all girls?
>>724308996
I mean there are things you could get
>>724309008
how goes it
>>724309168
Its not true though
>>724309223
You know masturbate.
>>724309619
i don't like doing it, unless i'm thinking about you
>>724309426
Samurai Cop, it was very enjoyable.
Sorry to hear, it can be rough if you don't get enough sleep..
>>724309619
Pretty good, I suppose. You?
>>724309619
But it is.
>>724309603
No i need at least 1 son to cary on the name
>>724309619
Yep yep
>>724306569
Fucking four off
One day I'll get it
>>724308154
BUTT
U
T
T
Hey guys, its a dentists favorite time of day.
Two thirty
>>724309827
you should teach him to commit to one woman
>>724309905
lol you tried so hard
>>724308154
Nigga
I just started again too!
Faith Strength knight build
>>724309737
Thats kinda hot and sweet. You can think of me anytime I dont mind.
>>724309739
Just finished up grinding some tanks. Screenshot of my tank soon.
>>724309762
No its what you think
>>724309827
But you could get something else and get more games.
>>724310215
But what i think matters, right?
A new challenger has joined the battle.
>My indescutible waifu BTW
>>724309537
That reminds me i need to get my license plate renewed, birthday coming up and all.
>indeed although i don't think i have anymore pics like that
>>724309548
Watched anime after i got home from work, took a nap, hung out with friends, now I'm watching more anime.
>>724310136
>Teach him something i cant even do
Wew. Its natural though.
>>724310215
I also have xbox and ps4
>>724310691
Take care of it sooner rather than later.
>still cute
>>724310099
are you a dentist?
>>724310215
my thoughts are very.. impure, im holding you down and riding your-... and we're kissing hotly and i won't let you go until you finish inside my-...ah...
>Settle into thread, combing my hair and waiting for it to dry
>Message from Makoto
I gotta go, see you all later tonight~
>>724310215
hey, that's pretty neat!
>>724300580
>sleeps on my lap
>I go to sleep as well
>3 hours later posts this
God damn it, I'm ruined
>>724310691
Whatcha watchin?
>>724310207
I had ond of those. Level 26 rn. Just killed the second black knight, undead parish cleared and bell rung. Titanite demon killed and got to first white light in the woods.
>>724310771
Shielder has quite a way with words
>>724307274
So you're a cum slut eh? We should start talking~