Why are you cucks not out partying with your friends right now?

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>>724290536
I have no friends IRL.

Flat tire.

Sick af

>>724290536
Not many left, friends.

It's fucking COLD, strong winds, and snowing. Fuck going outside.

>>724290536

I don't have friends. People think they're my friends but in reality I don't care about them and I'd rather hang out by myself or here.

At least you guys are sometimes funny

>>724290862

Give up on your life and move to the south or the midwest.

>>724290536
Because I don't have any :'(

>>724290536
Because I'm a loser and have lost all my friends over the years. Is that the answer you're looking for?

>>724290989
i dont know how to make friends

ive only lost friends since hs ended

i dropped out of uni and take night shift so i dont meet people at my job

i havent seen my hs friends in 2 years

>>724290536
Editing a documentary project. You?

Wife is sick. Staying in and playing pokemans together. Just ate Korean BBQ. Taking a shit as i type this.

not enough money and only have a half a bottle left so yeah

They all moved away after I got back from college. I'm not sure how to make new friends outside of work.

I am actually a cuck, my wife is with her bull tonight.

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They act like pretentious dicks and since two of them are cucks of the same, they choose to go against me together so I'm always ruled out. I decide to hermit my life away from them at this point because I'm not missing much. I always have /b/ to help me be entertained though. Missing Logan with them tomorrow.

>>724290536
I only have 2 friends and we're all weirdo losers that rarely go out partying.
Lucky me I have a gf, she's lying next to me in bed sleeping because she has to work tomorrow.
Meanwhile I'm getting drunk off my ass off cheap champagne. There's few good things about living in Spain, but good cheap champagne is one of them.

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>>724290862
>snowing

>>724290536
Because its just before lunch on saturday?

>>724290954
are you me I'm just coming to this conclusion as well with my group of friends i've got one hitting me up constantly to hang and I do not see the point of meeting up I'd rather get shit done on my own than waste time

>>724290536
cause i'm 25 and too old to "party". i just got back from a local bar where i had a few drinks with co-workers and now i'm watching anime and browsing this shithole... that's my idea of a party

all my friend are asleep, got a headache, fuck partying when you have dwarf fortress

Most of my friends are in relationships including myself and I usually only see them at happy hours during the week after work. The single ones are all out trying to get laid tonight. I am usually out drinking during the week, but the weekends are times when I can spend them with my girl. Actually have a nice lil Saturday plan to get up go early to Home Depot to buy a new dishwasher and hopefully get it done by evening so I can get drunk tomorrow night and watch boxing. I have a nice bottle of Glenfiddich 15 year Solera Reserve for the occasion.

>>724290536
Honestly, I'm an introvert, I've been compared to Shakespeare, and I have more fun by myself doing whatever I want to instead of getting drunk and being around a bunch of idiots I want to punch in the face.

>>724290536
Until I saw your post, I didn't even remember it's something normal people do

Seems unnecessary

>>724290536
times are not like they used to be. back in the day our fathers were partying and ploughing whores every weekend. what the fuck went wrong

>>724290954
This guy gets it.
A lot of people think I'm their friend too. Its because I treat everyone like they are. Just because I treat you nicely, doesn't mean I like you.

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>>724290536
I have work tomorrow.

Cause I have a full-time job and work evenings

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>>724290536
I am

I just like shitposting on /b/ more than engaging g my peanut brain friends in dialgoue

>tfw you're the smartest kid alive

>>724290536
zelda

>>724291854
I'm going to watch it Sunday at 12pm so I can avoid people all together. Living in the bible belt has its advantages sometimes.

>>724290536

saving it for what will probably amount to 12 hours of drinking, coke sniffing, and possibly sex tomorrow. it's gonna be about -20 C where i live too

>>724292338
Everything was great until the aids epidemic hit in the late 70s early 80s. Really scared people from hooking up. Well aids is gone and things have gotten worse somehow. Whats worse than aids you ask?? 3rd wave feminism happened and it completely ruined hedonistic fun of normal straight red blooded men and women.

Bc i like to chill alone

Bad stomach

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>>724290536
I have a few, the ones that have to put their kids to bed and can't party and the others, well i'd rather just sit home, drink by myself and play vidya.

>>724292126
Bro. At least you are having fun that's all that matters tbh.

>>724291860
Monkey

Past weekend a friend of mine invited me to go out with some other friends, they said that they would pick me up from my house and they never showed.
The next day they said that there was no room in the car so I coulnd't go.
Today they invited me again but told them to fuck off.
I don't regret the choice.
Did I did right?

>>724292260
Cringy faggot.

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>>724290536
cause don't have friends

Rn me and the boys are taking bong rips in my buddy's room

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>>724290536
I have no friends anymore

>>724290536
cus they were going to places that cost money

>>724290989
Snowing in the Midwest buddy

Gotta be up at 5am

>>724291854
I know the feeling

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>>724292776
k... keep me posted.

>>724292859
Shut up thou bitchy face.

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>>724290989
southerner here, i was sweating like a hooker in church today. fuck this weather, i've seen snow once in my life and it was like barley enough to cover the ground

>>724290536
fuck the cold man. All i need is beer and dark souls and im happy.

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>>724290536
moved 13 years ago when i graduated high school from a very small town had a lot friends. Now i have 2 that moved too my area but there always busy. But i'm drinking booze.

>>724290536
I have the flu. Which is really unfortunate since I was supposed to go out with my friends. And this time the bar was really close too. Goddamn flu.

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I get expelled from highschool and get aparted from my friends there, eventually my relationships with them went from personal dates and encounters to silly and pointless talks on chat, I dont know how to annul this situation, I don't see myself in the same way and I know that them dont it too, I'm not out because I think that at this point Im scared of get worst than what I am right now
Pic related, who used to be my best friend

>>724291425
Hell yeah

>>724290536
Have some classes in the morning

>no friends
>no money
>should be doing productive shit

>>724293208
Yeah, it's dryer than a nun's twat

>>724293388
Why did you get expelled?

i dont have any friends

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>friends

>>724293593
Caught with drugs

>>724290536

do you even know what the word cuck means? If you think that someome is a cuck because they arent out right now on a friday night its probably because you are an idiot who has no idea how people work in modern day society. You are the only loser and beta faggot here you stupid fucking waste.

>>724290536
Got back from hanging with my girl an hour ago. This is how I turn my brain off.

it's a waste of time, that sort of social dynamic is overplayed

>>724293899
I like this answer

>>724293899
rude

>>724293948
Found the unsocial among unsocials

>>724290536
visited my friend earlier and we copped a good buzz. but i'm old and like to be back at home before dark.

>>724293388
what's your first language?

i have no friends. i dont want friends. all they do is screw you over. also i worked a 18 hour day and im tired

>>724293994
Sensitive little petal

>>724292126
>25.
> too old to party
Pick one
32 yo faggit

>>724294050
Japanese y?

>>724294072
Of course you are fucking tired, you are a fucking slave, dont get friends and better get the fuck out of that job

>>724294274
Mind if I blow a load to you and post it here?

>>724294274
kys weaboo

>>724290536
Cause i'm composing music

almost done with this one

https://soundcloud.com/a-chromatic-void/venturing-into-matter

>>724292844
yes actually

Because I just got back, cuckold

>>724290536
hungover from partying with friends, thats why. Lesson is, dont party, ever.

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i dont have friends :(

>>724290536
Because new Zelda came out, duh. What are you, a fucking retard?

>>724295016
weeb? what are you retarded?

>>724290536
Because it's switchmas

>>724290536
Spent the day working on my Lexus and I'm too tired to do anything else.

Also trying out how to fuqq my neighbor, she's a 24 year old 9/10 asian qt. Like Chinese/French/Japanese, I know her mom because my dad is Japanese and somehow them jap senses make us communicate and shit.

This girl is like maaaad perfect, she's like a female recluse.

Because I'm at home fucking my fine ass asian wife. Fuck going out and paying for overpriced drinks and to be around a bunch of people I could care less about. My night is going fine.

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I don't have any.. Not even online ones..

>>724290536
alright did, it was nothing special

could be at the bar with 20+ of my friends right now but i turned them down to get piss drunk by myself

>>724290536
Lol. I just got back home about 20min ago. Zooted off coke, about too smoke a little bit.

I had to leave man. There was this black dude chilling with us. Us being me and another dude. He didn't see me swipe 80$ in twenties from his wallet.

Pretty satisfying the white man got his.

I am right now, it's called lurking /b/ with you all.

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