REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>724290470
NOPE

>>724290470
Reply

>>724290470

Bullshit.

Die in a fire.

>>724290470
hahahahah i wish

YESSS

>>724290470
pls bb pls

not that simple =/

seems lajit

>>724290470
might as well

thanks anon, just 5 minutes after i posted in this thread 2 chinks already clinging up my pant begging for my dick!

I wish for all men to enjoy this luxury!

>>724290470
if dubs what op says is the truth

>>724290470
yeah :(

>>724290470
sure thing

>>724290470
fuck please

>>724290470
lol wut

>>724290470
I require some imminent sexual intercourse with the reproductive organ of a female homo sapien of the same subspecies as I; aryanis

man can I drag my balls up and down this ones face instead?

REPLY

Gimme emily

Ha

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>>724290470
Tbh I'd settle for a cheap bang at this point

is she a qt?

But I have one
>>724290470

>>724290470
Girlfriend Get !

k

pls

Fuck it

one can only hope

>>724290470
i fucking wish

If I don't get a girlfriend, then OP is a faggot!

>>724290470
No

>>724290470
Pls

Please be the milf next door!

>>724290470
wea

>>724290470
I WILL TEAR YOUR NIPPLES OFF

>>724290796
looked at that image many, many times over many threads, yet never noticed who the actor is.

Probably only if dubs

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>>724290470
dont fucking let me down, brah

Well u never know

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Fuggit

>>724290470
fuck you

meh

>>724290470
i hate myself

>>724291000
Winrar

the hope is the last you lose

I believe in meme magic

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>>724290999
>>724291000
Now that's some meme magic right there

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>>724290470
bet you an internet that through no fuck up on my part i won't

Our of options

Can I has pussy now?

>>724290992
That's Jimmy Carter

What would I do with a girlfriend if I had one?

i mean its worth a shot huh

At first, I never believed these, but after replying to ten of them, you wouldn't believe it! I now have eleven girlfriends within weeks! Thanks Obama!

what if I'm gay?

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Wut?

The girl I've loved for 4 years

ill take anyone that loves meee

Let's go! Hahaha xD

gg cuck, you got me

>>724290470
yeah ok, nice try

>>724291199
Lmao

Kek'd and witnessed

>>724290470
If she unblocks my texts ill consider that a win

doubt it

Oh my

ok

>>724291341
OH MY

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>>724290744
>>724290833
>>724290966
>>724290999
>>724291000
>>724291088
>>724291199
This is now a gets thread

worth a shot amirite?

PLEASE

>>724290470
Hope so

Why not?

I am so sad and alone

why not

i am a lonely anon, i see this post, i add

>>724290470
This might work

Pls

certainly

>MOAR TEENS HERE<
>
http://theladies.pw/

>>724290470
Eh.

Oh boy oh boy

SWEG

>>724290470
maybe i guess

super legit lel

Can't wait for tomorrow

Is magic real

Pls

What do I have to lose

>>724290470
ins

Fuck it, why not? There, I replied.

>>724290470
k

>>724290470
what

>>724290470
Please dont fuck with me

>>724290470
If God wills it,.

>>724291911
ALLAH AKBAR YOUVE BEEN FUCKED

>>724290470
thanks man

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But I dont want to be with my GF tomorrow.

>>724290470
triggered

>>724290470
i mean, sure

Do I look like the type of person to take a chance

:(

Prove it

>>724290470
STOP LYING I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

I want to believe

Doubt it. The only woman I want is too hurt to invest themselves in another relationship, and refuses to open up after what some fuckface did to her.

If only man. If only she could see me.

well fuck ok

Im gay. hoping for the best

>>724290470
oh good

Reply

Guess so

>>724290470
ayyy

Pls

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>>724290470
God I wish this were true

>>724290470 when you say tomorrow do you keen Sunday or Saturday cos I'm not likely to get a wet fucking sodomy on Sunday

Ok

>>724290470
meeting a girl tomorrow about some music collaboration thing. she seems hypersexual but slightly insane so i can't imagine myself wanting to date her at all, but her ass sure is thicc.

Ok im listening

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>>724290470
永遠の孤独

why not

Lord Zozzle please give me a girlfriend

Poop

Yknow I've tried lots of things but I'm thinking this is the one that'll do the trick

bet youre wrong though

>>724290470
fuck it

>>724290470
okay

12

>>724291541
FBI here. We're watching.

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>>724290470

Ok

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>>724290470

>>724290470
Lies

why not

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>>724290470
Im lonely

>>724290470
like fuck

>>724290470
Going on a first date tomorrow

Awesome

>>724290470
ok

Aight

(x) doubt

>>724290470
I wish

>>724290470
We're gonna have to broaden the definition of girlfriend.

>>724290470
What if I were to be gay, like OP?

i miss you sara

please message me ;_;

reply

>>724290470
hella

Meh, worth a shot.

>>724290470
Sure why not? Can you also throw in 50 grand and new car too? Asshole

>>724290470
Hanging out with a girl from work tomorrow, 4/10, personality kinda girl. Dateless, kissless, vergin here i'm 20.

Fingers crossed nigs

>>724290470
don't really want a girlfriend, but sure why not, I'd suck a boob and touch a butt tomorrow!

>>724292910
lol my name is sara :3

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Even just a simple friend would be fine honestly

>>724290470
Better work nerd

I better

>>724290470
check it

>>724290470
reply

I hope

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>>724290470
Don't play with my heart like that.

nope

>>724291285
You still replied fuck wit

prove it

real

Nice try, kiddo

win

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>>724290470

never worked before, but it doesn't hurt to try

>>724290470
Why not

>>724290470
Fak all

>>724290470
kek be merciful

welp

I want to believe

>>724290470
hi

hmm ok

Well what the hell

>>724293725
fag

Worth a shot.

yay

>>724290470
Dubs get

>>724290470

ill prove this wrong

>>724290470
But i already do faggot

>>724290470
Replied

>>724290470
If singles op is a fag
If dubs op delivers

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>>724290470

TRAP?

>>724290470
i hope so

>>724290470
plz ;-;

>>724290470
Calling bullshit

>>724290470
I somehow doubt this

>>724290470
pls

>>724290470
hurray

>>724290470
Sure.

>>724290470
Oh boy I hope so

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Are you sure about that?

yes pls

Niggers

>>724290470
PAIGEGLAIVE

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>>724290470
Pfft, yeah right.

>>724290470

Uh-huh, sure.... Fucking faggot OP.

Ok

>>724290470
ok

>>724290470
please work

>>724290470
she's gonna be a fucking whale i know it

>>724290470
Hmm

Replying

give me a pretty lady

>>724290470
Why not

>>724290470
...

Go ahead

>>724290470
can haz gurlfriend

>>724290470
POST TITS FROM THIS BITCH

What the hell. do your thing.

>>724290470
Reply

>>724290470
lies but ok

>>724290470
Press x to doubt

>>724290470
Fuck it why not

>>724290470
Fuck yea

thank you op

>>724294856
Seems like yes !

Give me a reason to live OP!

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>>724290470
For real talking to two different chicks and both of them would be a catch. So fuck it, can't hurt.

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>>724290470
i can haz trap gf?

>>724290470
Please, i'm so lonely.
I just want her.

>>724290470
ok guy

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>>724290470
Here's a (you), may future digits be great.

this is the funniest fucking thread i have ever read

>>724290470
i'll trust this post because why not

>>724290470
pls i want one

>>724290470
Rep

please

Please work

lul

I'm not a robot!! I need lovings! Spots are goings too fast, I may not gets this done in time!!!

lmao this whole thread is gold

>>724290470

Ok

on it, boss

M'kay

>>724290470

I'm so scared and alone

Fucking pls

Nice ;)

>>724290470
cunt

>>724290470
OMG

>>724290470
Plz tho

Worth a fucking shot

OK I will since I'm apparently superstitious

Aye

I WONT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY OP THANK YOU

>>724290470
I want my jamie goddammit

False hope

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>>724290470
Send me an angel senpai

asian benis

>>724290470
But i've already a qt3,14 waiting for me tomorrow
>Com picanha e tropeiro anões

>>724290470

If not, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>724290470
>tfw you know these are stupid bait posts but you always reply to them
feelsbadman

>>724290470
Anything's eorth a try

wont hurt to try i guess

yes daddy

One more for the lonely people recount. Roll.

>>724290470

no i wont...

spoofy

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>>724290470

HAHAHA, don't underestimate the power of my fedora and social skills

>>724290470
hi

hmmmm yeah babbbby

>>724290470
Pls

>>724290470
Fuck off

>>724290470
Tomorrow is in 35 minutes Negroid I really doubt you can pull this one off by then

4chan hasn't let me down this far

YEet

hehe xd

pls

I'm so lonely I;ll take anything

Maybe my wish will come true !

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reply

I need one of those

Pls. I need this

Why not?

>>724290557
Niggers

Fuck, it can't hurt

I wish

oh yes daddy

came 3 times in 5 minutes

>>724290470
Jokes on you, Its near impossible for me to get a girlfriend

>>724290470
no point in not replying.

Bet

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>>724290470
I strongly doubt it, but it's not like I would ignore the chance that it could happen.
I've basically resigned myself to just outright ignoring girls, it doesn't seem like there's any point in me pursuing them.

Wish it were that easy

Just kill me, it wont work

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>>724290470

I don't want one oh crap I guess I just messed up

>>724290470
meh, couldn't hurt, and there's no downside

>>724290470
WHY WOULD I BELIEVE YOUR LIES

>>724290470
fine

>>724290470
She's gonna be like 325 lbs and have a hairy back and a dick, isn't she?

im just a 4chan faggot

Ok

>>724290470
please

>>724290470

Luck be a lady!

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>>724290470
i don't need a girlfriend. i have D_gurl, the queen of /b/

www twitch tv/D_gurl

wot

>>724290470
hehexd

>>724290796
amazing movie

I swear to god op if this doesnt work im paying a black man to rape you

>3rd most replied on /b/
>kek