Ey 4chud, just got my new gaming rig. Dubs decide what I do with it.
>>724284541
draw a penis on it
>>724284699
instant winrar
keep rollin'
>>724285113
smash the screen
piss on it
>>724285302
rollin for this
>>724285302
reroll
>>724284541
Swing a sledgehammer as hard as you can 1 time into the center of the keyboard.
>>724285577
I dont have a sledge but ill deliver with something
after smashing it piss on it
Fuck a nigger
>>724285644
after pissing on it , lick it
>>724285577
dub dubs. as a fellow gamer I kinda feel bad now.
trips of satan if this is his doing.
>>724285644
>>724285577
keep thread alive I gtochu bois
Shit on it.
>>724284541
This thread is throwing dubs to everything wtf.
>>724285709
reroll for this
well you might as well take a shit on it now
Delete System 32
>>724285854
Seriously...I think every idea has be successfull already.
>>724284699
>>724285577
>>724285644
>>724285855
obligatory kill yourself. after everything else of course,
>>724286164
now to piss on it and lick it
>>724284541
> mix up batter
> pour on laptop
> close lid
> ???
> WAFFLES!
cum on it
take a shit on it
drop a brown trout on that bitch
>>724286311
and after that eat the shit
>>724286311
Winrar
>>724286164
actually going through with it so far. I'm guessing this is his old computer or he is a richfag.
Didn't expect you to smash it. well done.
>>724284541
Throw away your new rig and keep using it
>>724286457
reddit scum begone
>>724286457
he literally says he just got a new gaming rig.
Cum on it.
ez pz tactical shit inbound
>>724286629
dude that things from before 2010, shit cant even run google chrome
>>724286666
WITNESSED
>>724286666
>>724286622
I just got it off google, is thumbs up a thing on reddit?
>>724286629
Yes everything here is truth.
>>724286666
YESSIR CUM SHIT PIE
>>724286666
WITNESSED
>>724286457
ITS AN IBOOK g4 dont need to be rich to wreck this antique pile of shit
>>724286698
yes i know. he's saying that he just got a new gaming rig so he's destroying this piece of shit.
>>724286585
Roll
>>724284541
You people are mongoloid if you think that's new or even a gaming laptop. It's a shit Mac
Stab it with a knife
Throw it into traffic
Something to read while op catches up.
put it in your butt
>>724286913
He meant that he got a new gaming computer so he has no use for this any more.
>>724287025
put the shattered pieces plus poop plus piss plus cum in your bottom .
>>724287160
rolling for this
layer with ground beef and bake at 375 for 20 minutes
>>724286457
Stop posting, newfag
>>724287160
roll
>>724287160
rolling
>>724284541
Gaming on a mac?..the fuck you say?
Shit on it
>>724286666
OH MY GOD! OH MY LORD SATAN! WITNESSED! CUM ON THE COMPUTER!
op always delivers
this is basically howtobasic but even shittier. throw eggs at it.
>>724287493
reroll
smash it to bits and shove the bits up your urethra.
>>724287437
i wanna see visible cum on this bitch, oh and shit on it too
>>724287437
I really had to force tho two rabbit turds out of my asshole dont hate
>>724287555
Time to take another shit and wank, OP.
>>724287437
>>724287553
Roll.
>>724287555
when you're done with all of this, you need to take it to geek squad
Bust out the screen, break it into bits and blend it with water, then drink it.
>>724287250
Story?
>>724284541
if you have a pet of any kind smash it under or int between the laptop.
>>724287702
reroll
>>724287702
roll
>>724287702
rerolling
>>724287702
rolling for beverage
>>724287725
>>724287702
rolling for this
>>724287702
rolling
>>724287684
Better yet, box up and donate to thrift store/whatever,
>>724287250
what the actual fuck is the deal with that man?
>>724287702
rerolling
Play Half Life, then play half life blueshift, Opposing force, Half life 2, half life 2 episode 1, half life 2 episode 2, and then get pissed off at valve for never making episode 3. :(
>>724287257
>>724287257
reroll for this one
>>724287944
dubs
>>724287944
Cmon OP.
>>724287944
if dubs i say dont do that, theres still more until we destroy and ingest it
Is op
>>724287944
>good meme
>>724287250
>when you roll snake eyes one time too many
>>724287944
don't fail us now OP
Take a sledgehammer to it
>>724287952
I wonder if Gordon and Alyx got to the Borealis :(
>>724286666
SATAN DEMANDS IT
>>724287998
holy fukken shit, that HAS TO BE SHOOPED or else my believe in women is...confirmed once again
>>724287919
He has maggots in his face
OP here, not delivering any self harm shit. Im a pussy. The only thigns Im willing to hurt are woman and my pride.
>>724288345
Do this
>>724287952
>>724288345
>Im a pussy.>The only thigns Im willing to hurt are woman
But females are pussies....
>>724288345
Slap your mother HARD with laptop. take a pic
Rooms starting to smell like shit, I think we're done here boys shit was definetly kangz while it lasted
>>724288671
give the bag to a kid
>>724287952
valve haven't made a game in forever, they just buy a few projects lately. if there were talented people in valve they are long gone, you should be glad they havent made half-life 2 episode 3 yet because it could never live up to expectations
Throw it through your neighbors window.
>>724288804
II don't care, I just want closure. Do they ever use the Borealis to stop the combine? I don't care if they just use source for gods sake.
Cock penis
>>724288877
This is the best way to dispose of it however OP
>>724288987
well as long as gabe isn't involved i suppose it'll be fine. gabe doesn't really give two shits about games any more.
>>724289424
I don't know if it'll be fine or not. Gabe was a huge part of half-life's development process.
>>724287066
Oh lmao that makes sense.
>>724287725
You are the worst kind of person. Harming innocent animals is fucking heartless unless you plan to eat it.
>>724290338
>mfw you actually think someone harming animals is worse or on the same level of someone that would rape a baby boy and then bury him alive
>>724290338
So you support killing the neighbors family dog and cooking it while you hear the neighbor children cry before you eat it and offer the neighbors the left overs?
>>724284541
Can it run crysis tho?