it's Friday night anon, why are you here?

gotta get up for work at 4am. oh, that and i have no fucking social life ofc. might drink a bit regardless of work.

>>724280991
the same reason you are

I don't know anon,I don't know

>>724280991
'cause I was BTFO'd from vidya by 10 year olds with better twitch reflexes than me, and they say faggot instead of typing it like I do.

>>724281082
you have to get up early for a muay thai masterclass tomorrow?

Saturday 1255pm faggot

What is timezone

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>Not being on the interbutts on your Friday night

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>>724281441
youre in the wrong thread then faggot

>>724281435
I will defeat you and dance upon your corpses ashes

>>724280991
waiting on DOTA to update

>>724281590
bring it bitch im like 6 feet tall

>>724280991
Because i think i have epstein-barr virus, i have light fever and my ass (lymphs) hurts.

I'm depressed and /b/ makes me smile because you're all fucking retarded like I am.

Because my only 'friends' are strippers and drug buddies that are all busy or out-of-town. Chatting with other anons satisfies most of my social needs. Fuck going out of the house, it's like minus 40

>>724281441
fuck off aussie, you're irrelevant.

>>724281856
post pics of stripper friends and we will rate them

>>724281825
maybe it's your body reacting to excessive sitting around

>>724281828
thanks for being honest friendo

>>724282011
Yeah good idea

>>724281894
I live in Srednekolymsk faggot

>>724280991
Because Kevin is gay.

>>724280991
i wanted to learn, but instead i played vidya and jerked off ... multiple times

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>>724282161
No problem dude I think that most of us here are somewhat depressed deep In our hearts and we just hide it trough memes and shitposting.

i lost all of my friends. they moved when i was at therapy. one i don't care for since he just came over and stole a bunch of my games. the other one moved to another town with his friends.

>>724282415
heres a question- does this place make you happy?

follow up- what would?

>>724280991
Where else would I be?

>>724282855
Not anymore

Driving aggressively

I'm not that anon though

>>724283071
ever thought about joining a driving club?

>>724280991
Bored

No life no friends bo ho

>>724282415
Yep, I second that

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Finished all my alcohol. Now I'm empty. I suppose I could cook some more bacon.

>>724282855
It doesn't I was born sad had 2 major depressions one around 10 the other one around 11. This place just makes me smile and laugh but can't change me I'll always feel depressed. What Would ? I don't know probably being rich you know ? I could do what I want without any care and have a good pal to spend that money with like you OP.

>>724283135
Funny enough I'm not a car guy. I wouldn't be able to argue which car is better than what and why that one sucks and this engine was the best ever because it has over 9000 hp and blah blah. Never mind actually working on cars.

I just like driving aggressively. I'd feel way out of place, like a poser or something. I should join one though

if /b/ was a bar it would be that bar that plays the blues and is full of lonely people that are too depressed to talk to one another

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>>724280991

>>724283766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEprNGh3FRo

As we are now out of liquor. laughing at the usual faggotry and cancer blended with snark and win that is /B

so ya, that's why, not cos me and my bro are anti-social 'tards, not at all.

>>724280991
Actually have friends and a bangin social life but I'm broke as fuck atm and too ashamed to admit it, so I hide out.

>>724283738
well if you ever thought about pursuing mechanics it can pay really well and there's always a demand. my little brother works a union job in new York and makes bank. he uses his leftover money to soup his audi up. seems like the life for you anon

>wake at 3.30 am
>still drunk
>might as well get up and continue drinking

my jaw is wired shut. work was slow so i left. Playing runescape, ain't got shit to do.

Botch wife is being a bitch

>>724280991
I'm just passing the time until its time to go see Logan with my friends

>>724280991
i'm procrastinating from doing paperwork

.>>724284289
>botch wife

was she in a disfiguring accident?

>>724283867
blues dude like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODLKF5p1qng

>>724283443 (me)
>>724284108
God fucking damn it I wish I was there with you now.

What you drinking?

>>724285342
just cheap pilsner for now

>>724280991
just came home from a party with buddies from work

fuck it. this is now a blues thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytVww5r4Nk0

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waiting on someone

Because I would rather drink and enjoy my own company than have to fake myself to please others. Plus Dark Souls

>>724285744
im haf listening to this while watching that gif and laughing my ass off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keMbjwBzWYw

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>>724280991
It's Friday night, that's why I'm here.

Friday is my sacred day of honesty.

no fake smiles, no pretending like I'm alright, just me my feels and the next few hours spent in sublime solitude.

>>724285998
praise the dubs

Unwinding. I got a big interview thing tomorrow morning and I can't sleep yet.

I just came back from a club. I feel dead inside no matter how much time I spend with friends I still feel like shit. I just can't be happy. Now I'm home I my underware in bed looking for something to do while I feel like I want to die. I smokes 20 cigs and nothing can make me happy. I feel out of touch with reality any Bros feels the same?

>>724286269
Thank you for saying that anon

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>>724280991
i didnt even know it was friday until i saw this thread...

im dead on the inside

>>724286581
i recommend a daily dose of playing dwarf fortress
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/
game's insanely in-depth and very fucking fun go wild