if tom cruise was a hematoma he would be tom bruise

If Tom Cruise was a missile he'd be Tom Cruise.

If Tom Cruise was unable to win he'd be Tom Lose

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If tom cruise were alcohol he'd be tom booze

If Tom Cruise were a trick he'd be Tom Ruse.

If Tom Cruise could be worn on your feet he'd be Tom Shoes.

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if bradley cooper was yellow he would be bradley gold
i dont think i'm doing this right do i?

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>>724279475
If Tom Cruise got into television broadcasting he'd be Tom News

If Tom Cruise played table football he'd be Tom Foos.

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If Tom Cruise was depressed he'd be Tom Blues

If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos

If Tom Cruise was an investigator he'd be Tom Clues.

If Tom Cruise was a handyman he'd be Tom Screws

>>724279475
If Tom Cruise was a car hed be Tom Cruze

if tom cruise was an election official he'd be tom choose

if tom cruise was a chimney sweep he'd be tom flues...

>>724281915
If Tom Cruise couldn't stop masticating he would be Tom Chews

If Tom Cruise was Hitler he'd be Bomb Jews

If Tom Cruise had any delegates, he'd be Ted Cruz

If Tom Cruise conducted electricity, hed be Tom Fuse

If Tom Cruise was a rapist he'd be Tom Rape

If Tom Cruise took a nap he'd be Tom Snooze

If Tom Cruise was a puss secretion, hed be Tom Ooze

>>724281557
More like if he was a pornstar he'd be Tom Screws

If Tom Cruise was black, he'd be a nigger.

If Tom Cruise were a country he'd be Belarus.

If Tom Cruise were a DJ, hed be Tom on the 1s and 2s

If Tom Cruise was a nigger he'd be La'Tomquiuousous Brown.

If Tom Cruise were a newspaper, hed be Tom News

If Tom Cruise were a lazer, he'd be Tom Pew Pew Pewz

>>724282549
kekd

If Tom Cruise were Syrian, he'd be Tom Druze

>>724279475
If Tom Cruise was a car, he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise were to be sad he'd be Tom Blues.

If Tom Cruise had diarrhea, he'd be Tom Poos

If Tom Cruise was a coffemaker, hed be Tom Brews

If Tom Cruise was a heckler, he'd be Tom Boos

If Tom Cruise were a stage director, he'd be Tom Cues.

If Tom Cruise read this list he would be Tom Sues

If Tom Cruise was a rock band he'd be the Tom Foos

If Tom Cruise wasn't a scientologist he'd be Tom Jews.

If Tom Cruise owned a bunch of animals, he'd keep them in Tom Zoos

If Tom Cruise was a blob, he'd be Tom Ooze

If Tom Cruise were a triangle, he'd be Tom Obtuse.

If Tom Cruise was an atheist, he'd be sane.

MODS!!!

>>724279475
This is the best thing all year

If Tom Cruise was a drunk he'd be Tom Booze

If Tom Cruise was a wild animal, he'd be Tom Moose.

If Tom Cruise inspired poets, he'd be Tom Muse.

If Tom Cruise was playing Ric Flair in a movie, he'd be Tom Woos

When Tom Cruise works a room, he becomes Tom Schmooze

>>724279475
if Tom Cruise had nigaligo he would be a nigger

if tom cruise was a tobacco he'd tom snus

If Tom Cruise sent me dick pics, they'd be Tom Nudes.

If Tom Cruise owned a paint store he'd be Tom Hues

If Tom Cruise collected money for a union, he'd be Tom Dues

if tom cruise was an ass he'd be tom anus

If Tom Cruise was a dinner, he'd be Tom Stews

If Tom Cruise were a bird, he'd be Tom Goose.

If Tom Cruise was a detective, he'd be Tom Clues

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>>724283866
He'd be Tomass.
geddit?

If Tom Cruise were an adhesive, he'd be Tom Glues

If Tom Cruise were a kitten, he'd be Tom Mews

>>724279475
If Tom Cruise worked out more, he'd be Tom Thews

>>724279475
If Tom Cruise was a magician he would be Tom Ruse

If Tom Cruise adopted Indian kids, they'd be Tom's Poo in the Loo's.

If Tom Cruise wanted to become an hero, he'd use the Tom Noose

>>724279475
If Tom Cruise was a bum he would be Tom Booze

If Tom Cruise were suicidal, he'd be Tom Noose

If Tom Cruise was a barrista he'd be Tom Brews.

If Tom Cruise wrote children's books, he'd be Tom Seuss

If Tom Cruise had an identical twin, they'd be the Tom Twos

If Tom Cruise drank expectorant he'd be Tom Spews.

If Tom Cruise were a scenic overlook, he'd be the Tom Views

>>724282442
Kek

>>724279475
If Tom Cruise jumped out a window he would be Tom Flews

Do Strom Thurmond

>>724279475
If Tom Cruise was a chain of clothing stores he would be Tom J Crews

If Tom Cruise were an attorney, he'd be Tom Accuse.

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>>724279475
If Tom crews had fever he would be Tom HOT! Xd

If Tom Cruise were a circuit breaker, he'd be Tom Fuse

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if shit fuck dammit fucking whore bitch faggot retard asshole dickhead nigger pissrag cunt bastard slut motherfucking idiot

If Tom cruise was a fruit he'd be Tom Ato

If Tom Cruise did porn he'd be Tom Nudes

If Tom Cruise was an actor he'd be a talentless fuck.

If Tom Cruise were a piece of music, he'd be Tom Etudes

If Tom Cruise was two or more groups of workers he'd be Tom Crews.

If Tom Cruise was a punch-out character, he would be Tom Bruise

If Tom Cruise was Canadian, he would be Tom Moose

If Tom Cruise were Freddie Mercury's gay lover, he'd have died of AIDS by now.

If Tom Cruise got into kinky sex, he'd be Dom Cruise

If Tom Cruise had a good addiction, he'd be Nom Cruise

If Tom Cruise was Storybro, he'd be Tom Lewds

If Tom Cruise repaired and maintained a wide variety of stringed instruments he'd be Tom Tunes.

If Tom Cruise let Catholics sit on his lap, he'd be Tom Pews

..If tom cruise went on a cruise he would be tom cruise...

If tom cruise was a reporter he would be tom news

If Tom Cruise were Conan's god, he'd be Crom Cruise

If Tom Cruise had to wait in a line, he'd be Tom Queues...

If Tom Cruise were a woman, he'd be Mom Cruise

If Tom Cruise were female sheep, he'd be Tom Ewes

If Tom Cruise worked to disable unexploded ordinance he'd be Tom Defuse.

>>724284965
Nancy Moore didn't want to do Strom Thurmond and she married him.

If Tom Cruise were an Australian animal, he'd be Tom Roos

if tom cruise was australian he'd be tom kangaroos.

If Tom Cruise were a piece of gold mining equipment, he'd be Tom Sluice.

If Tom Cruis were a cow, he'd be Tom Moos

If Tom Cruise were a happy baby, he'd be Tom Coos

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He can sometimes be a bit Tom Crude.

If Tom Cruise were footwear, he'd be Tom Shoes