trips decides what I do with my life
become a born again christian
>>724278223
make a robot that can replace the jobs of all men and women on earth, then we wouldnt have need for money and would be truely free
Get a solid education at a technical school in basic welding
Walk the Appalachian trail, self publish a book about the journey.
Become a cock sucking faggot
>>724278223
Marry your sweetheart and on the honey moon take her on a cruise ship and in the moonlight, push her over the side.
>>724278223
kill yourself
>>724278223
just be happy - enjoy life anon.
>>724278223
Become a Trap
be happy
>>724278223
Contribute to science.
>>724278329
>then we wouldnt have need for money and would be truely free
Our resources are limited, but human desire is limitless. To be free of money, we must be free of desire.
buy a doggo and name it rickets
>>724278223
Study psychology, economics, biology, and video game design.
After that, create a video game with content that's relatively focused on psychology, economics, biology, and maybe some sociology.
Also, study some sociology.
>>724278223
Dedicate yourself to learning and developing skill in Mixed Martial Arts, and try to become the UFC champion.
Do a new massacre in Murica
>>724278223
Dedicate the next few years to this, Anon.
Write a story, a piece of literature, a novel.
This piece will be about the following:
An alien being that somehow ended up on earth. This alien, through some alien biology shit, took the form of a human, and lived it's life thinking that it was human all along. It gets close to dying of old age, and then, though some alien biology shit, releases itself form the human form, lays dormant for a while, and then gives itself life again some time in the future. At certain ages, it regains the knowledge of it's past lives, and changes the way it lives throughout human lifetimes accordingly.
At some points, certain organizations on earth are aware of extraterrestrial life, at other points, they aren't. Societies have fallen and risen, there are multiple world wars, many disasters that reformat human civilization, etcetera. Aliens are brought into this story, but sparingly and rarely.
>>724280597
roll
>>724278223
Buy some land, build a large room on this land, and within this room, this very large room, about an acre large, build a very complex Rube Goldberg Machine.
>>724278223
Making the world a better place.
>>724278223
Become a rich and successful entrepreneur.
>>724278223
Dedicate yourself to making America great again.
become a dedicated cuckold and find a woman to put you in chastity
>>724278223
get a gun, go on a crime spree, suicide by cop.
>>724282020
111
Kill yourself you fkn fggt
Make spicy memes
become president
>>724282823
reroll
>>724282823
rollios
become a prophet for the religion of Furryism
>>724282936
rawl
>>724282021
this
>>724282936
reroll
>>724282936
roll
>>724278223
Become a trap and suck cock all day long
Become a doctor
>>724283032
Reroll
Kill a mass amount of people and then kill yourself
>>724283160
Reroll
Get a bunch of monkeys together and have them re-enact the Civil War.
>>724278223
Do drugs everyday for the rest of your life
>>724283213
reroll
>>724278223
Grow mushrooms in your closet and sell them for profit
Cure cancer
Write the Great American Novel
Send me all your life savings and any other accessible capital available to you. To contact me write to his email
[email protected]
>>724283464
So close lol
>>724283464
Reroll
>>724283417
Reroll
>>724283213
roll
>>724283032
Roll for this
>>724278223
anal bleaching specialist
>Solve world hunger
>Write down the solution in full detail on a piece of paper
>Burn the paper
>Shoot yourself in the head
>Take solution to your grave
Stop being a bitch and go do something fucking productice
Bring about world peace
>>724284070
Bring about world war
>>724283957
This
>>724278223
fix it and stop coming here
>>724283417
roll
Shit in a balloon and see if it still floats
Scat porn
>>724278223
hug people
>>724284440
Yo i almost had quads. Reroll
eat a dick
Put your dick in a dolphin blowhole
Post your real name, adress, bank account details, family member names, facebook account details, and nudes of yourself on this thread.
>>724278312
Did you say, "porn again christian?"
I'm pretty sure you did.
Wipe Islam from the face of the Earth.
>>724280224
thats utter bullshit
flush that shit from your brain and wash with bleach
>>724284914
roll
Smoke some weed asap.
>>724281440
hwat he sed
>>724282020
roll
suck ur own dick. post and stamp
Shoot heroin into your cock
>>724285688
roll
>>724285592
roll
>>724285115
Re-roll
Get a job
live in mongolia in a yurt
>>724284914
roll
Military
>>724286117
Roll
>>724286117
Rawl
>>724283213
Reroll
>>724286041
Imma re-roll
Starts making a cake.
>>724286117
rolling for navy
>>724278223
Sit in basement all day fapping to trap porn
>>724278223
Marry m00t
>>724286262
fuck the cake
Open a fast food restaurant in an urban area, and then shoot up the place on opening day after everyone is sat down to eat. I swear if this isn't in the news OP I'll write a very long post about you, faggot.
>>724278223
Give Trump a blowjob so we can impeach him.
Walk
>>724286461
roll
>>724286461
reroll
>>724286461
Role
Join Isis
>>724286461
Roll
>>724282021
yes
Sign up for a find and fuck website and kill a person, find a scrawny gay guy and show up and end his life (Any way you find easiest)
>>724286846
Bread roll
Find seven people who each embody a particular deadly sin, and then kill them all in ironic ways relevant to their sin.
Get a job, get married, have kids, buy a minivan, live happily ever after, die, become undead, walk hand in hand with jesus, ejaculate in Jesus' beard.
Get a girlfriend and leave 4chan
Get on a bus of a public area and with a very loud speaker play the ISIS anthem on your phone, I wanna hear about this OP.
become serial killer and name yourself cereal
>>724287114
Roll, SO FUCKING CLOSE
Or just become a serial killer
Go on Craigslist and find someone who is willing to take a blowjob from a gloryhole and suck their dick
>>724287114
Reroll
get really fat intentionally and play russian roulette with the beetus
>>724287217
rr this rr
>>724287255
rr this rr of a rr
>>724287114
RR this shit
>>724286461
roll, kek
Rolling
Never use 4chan again
become a psychopath that relentlessly seeks fame and fortune for the rest of your life
>>724287019
>>724287144
>>724287185
rr this
also dang surprised no winrar yet
become literally everything bad in the world.
>>724287398
roll
>>724278223
no more 4chan
Find a cure for cancer
kill a political leader and claim the attack was from another large country. ie create a war
Order 20 bucks worth of spicy tacos from taco bell, take a shit, and have some shit soup.
>>724283957
reroll
Go into scat porn
>>724287503
rE Roll
Go to SeaWorld or any Zoo and shoot an endangered animal while shouting "NOT MY PRESIDENT! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!"
>>724287616
close
>>724287619
Booyaka Booyaka Roll
>>724287503
>WW3
>Caused by 4chan
Go to Rojava and fight for the rojavan kurds
>>724287525
Rolllll
>>724287503
if trips it has to be russia
Become Satan
Buy support 4chan by donating, and then a very public area with many people around and just jerk off in front of everyone
Become a journalist, try to get into a press conference with the president and take a shit on the floor in front of him
kill a kardashian
Kys
Do a pure math degree and work at McDonalds for the rest of your life
plumber
Infiltrate North Korea, living off the land like a fucking green beret. You will wage guerilla warfare against the commies for 30 years, becoming a legend known as the special victims unit. These are there stories.
>>724287984
fuck
Send a bomb threat to a school
Go to your closest relatives and friends (or Facebook because OP is a fag) and announce that you are leaving America to join a resistance group in "A far away land" and then go into hiding while committing a series of murders across this beautiful nation
>>724278223
poop your pants
Get some people together to file a class-action lawsuit against God.
Become an advocate for necrophilia rights in your country. Post the country you live in ITT if I get trips.
>>724287980
Reroll
>>724278223
eat your neighbors feces
fly plane into building
Break into WWE headquarters and murder the lady in the front, she said that I wasn't allowed to see Vince McMahon
end it.
Dig a hole and keep digging every day
Kill yourself and livestream it for us.
>>724278223
Throw two firecrackers at a police officer's face
>>724288207
rrrrrrrr
>>724278223
live a normal life
>>724278223
solve a millennium problem
>>724278223
pants an old lady
>>724288325
rr of this rr
Go to Pax, Vidcon, Comiccon, E3, or any other packed event and just fucking kill a person. There is always that one empty hall, and one person going down it, kill that person.
>>724278223
prank call a suicide hotline
Nothing
cigarettes remove your testicles
Fuck your own mother
Memes
go to a packed event and blow urself up *>>724288394
>>724288410
by saying "i wanna live"
>>724288444
Fucking finally. TRIPS!
>>724288444
WINRAR
>>724288444
POST VIDEO FAGGOT
>>724288444
WINRAER
>>724288444
o shit
Go to McDonalds and order everything they have, at least 2 of each, and pay with a credit card. Then pull out a knife and murder a fat kid.
>>724288441
Truer words were never spoken
>>724288444
I DID IT
>>724288444
>>724288520
FILM IT AND UPLOAD HERE.
>>724288565
HOLY SHIT
>>724288444
OH MY FUCKIGN GOD WINRAR
>>724288444
WINNIR
>>724288444
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP RYLAN666
>>724288444
bruhhh
>>724278223
thanks for the phone wallpaper man
>>724288566
dubs dont lie
>>724288444
MUST BE FILMED AND PUT ON /B/ IN WEBM FORM. NO FUCKING SURVEYS OP!
>>724288444
oh my god winrar
>>724278223
Swat yourself
>>724288699
dubs dont lie confirmed by dubs
>>724288444 GET TO WORK OP YOU BIG FUCKING FAGGOT
>>724288444
WE WANT VIDEO TOO CUNT
watch anime
>>724278223
marry me
>>724278223
Get addicted to cigarettes
>>724288444
>>724278223
OP GET BACK IN HERE FAGGOT
>>724288513
>>724288520
>>724288543
>>724288565
>>724288566
>>724288606
>>724288607
>>724288642
>>724288649
>>724288649
>>724288709
Jesus Christ in cumsplattered khakis. Calm the fuck down. Shit, this fucking confirms it: /b/ has been infiltrated by tumblr
>>724288444
Would like to see it but OP wont deliver and we know it
>>724289028
fucking faggot this is trips not some tumblr gay shit. go back to fucking reddit kiddo
>>724289028
Shut your face faggit, all you need to be concerned about is if OP delivers.
>>724289028
calm the fuck down mate, people just want to see a video of OP fucking his mother
bump for op dleivery
we need screencaps incase of 404
>>724288444
>>724288506
>>724288513
>>724288520
>>724288543
>>724288565
>>724288566
>>724288607
>>724288920
>>724288709
>>724289247
>>724289256
>>724289309
>>724289309
>>724278223
The best you can.
End it.
shoot up your high school with a tec 9 while wearing a black trench coat
>>724278223
never come back here. seriously. this place is a poison.
>>724288649
I know a guy named Rylan. CFHS mean anything to you?