Best of 4chan thread
>>724258676
nigga you prolly fat as fuck irl
CLASSIC EDITION
>>724259718
Hey, don't make fun of him. He was an hero for what he did.
Looking for the complete Neal series 2s
>>724260873
Here we go
my absolute favourite
I fucking dare you to find a better greentext story
>>724259718
HELLO, REDDIT
>>724261552
yesssss i was hoping someone would post this one
I was there.... I was number 4
Does anybody have the one of the guy with the big troll hand who lives in a basement and is slowly digging it out? I think he was holding a copy of mad max
i want to read it again and lol my ass off
>>724261239
im fucking lost
>>724261552
>>724262039
here's one i have not seen in a dog's age holy fuck
>>724262510
Long as fuck but well worth the read.
>>724261239
I was looking for this for so long. Thanks, that's one of my favorites
>>724259146
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>724262559
yeah I barely visit /b/ anymore, all of my 4chan pictures are over 5 years old
>>724261239
my braaiiiiiiiin
>>724262783
Didn't read kek
> Everyone calls me a newfag
> But I'm not the newfag
I am not a newfag, why does everyone keep calling me that? Fuck off all of 4chan.
>>724263214
Lurk moar newfag
>>724262799
My favorite of all time. I think about this story every now and then and it always makes me feel so good
>>724263133
newfag
>>724263214
also newfag
>>724263286
I am not a newfaggot, samefaggot, so please stop calling me that.
SAGED
(<-- by the way the image on the left is you)
>>724263376
your newfag is showing
>>724263376
Damn your confirmed kills must be off the charts
>>724263485
you're*
>>724263371
>>724263286
Alright everyone, listen up. I am not a newfag. I do not understand why everyone cannot grasp this.
I have been on 4chan for several weeks now, this is just so uncalled for. It's time to STOP
>>724263538
Your**
>>724263601
>Several weeks
Newfag
>>724263601
>propably been here for a year tops
>lmao guys I've been here several weeks haha you get my joke?
you are a newfag and you'll always be a newfag
>>724263602
this is an american board, if you don't know how to american, kindly get out
>>724263286
>>724263371
>>724263485
>>724263526
>>724263651
>>724263847
Uhh okay.
> Damn ou're confirmed kills must be off the charts
Please, do not patronize me. I know about the navy seal copypasta, and copypasta's in general. Frankly the comparison is unwarranted.
But at least I work out when I'm not on the internet. I'm not a navy seal but I could still kick your ass.
Go back home, you 6 samefags.
>>724263886
>6 samefags.
1 newfag
>>724261552
This stories always a 10/10
>>724263376
Please bitch, you're still dripping after-birth.
>fucking newfags
>>724263868
>You're newfag is showing
>You are newfag is showing
This is an American board, if you don't know how to speak English, get out
>>724264045
Kek
Classic.
>>724264045
>>724264064
okay you fucking shill cucks. You might think you're better for calling someone a newfag on the internet, but just know that in the real world, I will always do better than you .
>>724261239
What the actual fuck.
>>724264255
this is real world you newfag
>>724261213
>thinking I am going to read all that
>>724261239
I don't get it
>>724264255
You are one stupid fuck, I'll give you that.
>>724261758
Yea so was my buddy's uncle
>>724264856
>>724264913
Classic n°2
>>724264250
I remember seeing that thread. Wasnt funny then and isnt funny now.
>>724262510
That has to be the most profound thing I have ever read on this website.
applies to all of 4chan tbh
>>724261769
One of my favourites
>>724265054
one more for the poor dude who never laugh in his entire life
>>724261990
Here you go
>>724262783
>>724263371
>>724263886
>>724264045
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>>724262783
what
do u love me
>>724262510
If its true, 11/10 story
>>724267159
did that animu girl die raped by dogs or something like that? sorry not too big on weebshit
>>724261008
Would anyone happen to have the reply pic?
>>724264967
i didn't lost like this in a loooooooong time, i swear i have tears, too many laught here
>>724265596
don't know why i laughed so hard at this one.
>>724262510
that was a good read.
>>724264967
i can't drink ham's anymore, i have half a case i need to throw away
>>724267540
Her father use magic to fuse her with her beloved dog, resulting in some kind of abomination
>>724264497
welp it's your loss.
>>724261552
The idea is that the cat runs around with the shits from the soap, and then runs around with the thread out its ass hole dragging the shit all over the house. Obviously that didn't work out.
>>724268408
related
Like watching a nazi photo book.
Bring back old /b/, bring back good times.
>>724270016
chek't
>>724268559
How the fuck would u even know that?
>>724271336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
>>724271336
>>724263133
>tl;dr fucking gorilla warfare*************
l2newfag