I like comics Does /b/ like comics? Story time everyone!

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HOOONA!

HOOONA!


HOOONA!!


HONK!

pls stop

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more pls OP

>>724248038
name of comic?

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>>724248411
Okay.. if you say so.

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fsssss

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not sure if I'm more frustrated that I read through this, or the fact that someone took the time to make this

why is this a thing how what i am confused

Can't believe I saved everything smfh

Robot aliens dislike farts. Good to know.

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LOL WTF is this shit

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I love the decapitation but the farts turn me off

The internet

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FSSSSSSSS

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Do you guys want more storytime?
Or should I stop?

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>>724249093
This is a really fucking specific fetish.

>MFW I checked filename, but OP didn't do anything funny with it

>>724249967
I'm still here.
...I don't know WHY I am, but I am.

Get to the foking end M8. Cant hold Fap much longer

moar pls

>>724249967
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE COMIC?

>>724249967
keeep em coming

I'll bet its called "silent but violent" amirite?

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FSSSSSSSS

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More?

>>724249093
Is that the fucking end? There's no story.

>>724250587
yes I need something to spam instead of babyfox

i swear, one more beheading, one more fssss, and i shoot someone!

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>>724250587
I can't wait to see what happens next

I sure hope I get to see someone get beheaded and fart

>>724250648

Women fart, get decapitated, and fart again. That's not enough story for you?

>>724250648
>expects a story
...are... Are you reading the same comic I am?

>>724250739
>reading
max NE

>>724248038
I love the clasic fart/decapitation storyline comics

>>724250904

No one got decapitated in that one. The plot THICCens

>>724250691
Calm down Autismo

>>724250776
That is the term for looking at and understand text, yes. The addition of pictures doesn't change that.

>>724250713
Truly Shakespearean

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I believe you posted to my fart fetish thread the other day. Have a comment old spor'!

>>724251002
I wonder if this guy is

1) The artist
2) The dude who commissioned the artist. I'm going for #2

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what am i doing with my life

>>724251291
I don't get it, is that character Gerald Tarant or some shit?

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>>724251377

>>724251256

i totally did not see that coming.

WHO OR WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT BLONDE GUY?

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Is captcha trying to tell me something?
Should I continue?

>>724251471
I think we've all learned a lot here today

>>724251623
sure

>>724251577
He comes when summoned I guess...

AND WHY THEY ARE DRESSED LIKE PRINCESS LEIA?

mfw

>>724251622
he's the ayy lmao probe

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>>724251187
I can't explain why I am so intrested in knowing WHY somebody would dedicate his spare time drawing such a thing. Why the fart specifically in the moment of death, and why this death has forcely to show itself in the form of beheading.

It's driving me nuts.

Every day we stray away from God.

This guy really, really has a problem with women silently farting.

>>724251729
That robotic probe from star wars

>>724251873
and i thought it was over

>>724248038
Wait... Aes Sedai?

Good lord, someone has perverted Wheel of Time!

I cannot look away!

>>724251957
the mindless beheading never stops

I like the message here keep 'em coming.

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>>724251749
Catering to a very specific fetish/set of fetishes is easier now than ever, so why not grab the chance? If this is commissioned work, the guy who commissioned it has probably blown the best loads of his life to this shit.

God has been dead for a good long while, my friend.

it's time to stop op

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>>724252104
>What's with all the fart fetishists in here

S E L F A W A R E

this is intersting

>>724252156
Okay.
Sorry, didn't mean to offend

i think i need an adult

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>>724252281
Just means he knows he's scum

>>724252349
you can't stop now, i need to know how this ends

Daaaaamn prince charming is out for revenge

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I guess there must be a bunch of people who are into farting and decapitation but how does the robot fit in?

>>724251622
The nightwatch.

yeah but wtf happened to the robot???

>>724252349
Don't listen to some random fag, keep going man, we're all on the edges of our seats here

>>724252596
I now need Tekken 3 with Shrek as the final boss...

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>>724252647
Off doing robot things. do you have a problem with this anon? why does it concern you what a robot does with its life?

>>724252104
maybe the artist really hates fart fetish people and likes to behead them.

OP LEFT MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE

>>724252104

Does it stop there? I was really immersed in the plot, i gotta know how it ends. And that girl from pic 29's backstory.

>>724252893
most likely flash gordon kills all the women and goes back to his home planet for no reason whatsoever

>>724253088

But details are important. Do all women fart? Before or after dying? Are the farts silent? Do they smell and does the smell get engraved in whatever clothing they have on their ass?

>>724253215
stop asking so many questions. leave it to your imagination, don't you have one?

>>724253293

Using my imagination would be like producing a fanfiction. And we all know that fanfictions eventually end up being fifty shades of grey. Only the author knows how the sotry ends. And how good and farty the underwear smells.

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>finely engraved farts

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someone call the Pentagon because this whole thread has achieved weapons-grade autism.

>>724248038
well, i used to like comics before this

>>724253436
http://poopeegirls.com/ there now you dont have to use your imagination

>>724253548

You're telling me you're not interested in the fine subtleties of smelly, silent farts and decapitation?

>>724251623
YES

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>>724253548
What, you're too smart to hang out with us and talk about farts and decapitation?

for extra marks, count every instance of the word 'engraved'

OP THOU SHALT NOT STOP

>>724249730
DVA ???

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>>724253732
no, this shit is dangerous and highly toxic.

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>>724252769
This has got to be the only reasonable and sensible answer to the mystery of "why would anyone ever want to produce this..... Thing?"
More specifically its the exact same thing over and over:
Girls talk
Girl or girls fart or any combination thereof.
Girl or girls then get distracted by something.
That something decapitates them thus killing them seemingly for having farted in the first place.
Honestly i would like to see one girl survive because she refuses to fart and is disgusted by others doing it, thus not earning the ire of the who or what ever it is thats going around killing flatulent women!

>>724253899
But there are girls who only fart after they are dead

>>724253873
they're not real farts just drawn ones though

>>724252058
thats fucked up

>>724254024
hole status: poked

>>724253873
There's nothing unnatural about farting or decaptation man

>>724253899
It could be about the hatred for girl farts, or about the beauty and purity of that final fart.

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>>724254032
It's only a matter of time

>>724254185
yes

>>724252104
>Meta beheading fart fetish porn
Another friday night improved by 4chan

>>724253630
>clicked the link
>AAAAAAND WE ARE DONE, HERE!
>THAT IS IT, FOR ME!
Goin someplace else now.
Probably /d where i can find something normal.
Like jetporn.
Or futanari jet porn
Or futanari jet vore porn where the people boarding the plane are actually willingly being unbirthed by the plane which is being fucked by a futa plane that is jizzing its passengers into the other plane via the inflatable escape ramp thing that all planes have...

Good night /b
Keep it wierd

OP PLEASE CONTINUE

>>724254436
You never ran into scat/piss before? In terms of fetishes you'll find on the Internet it's pretty tame at this point.

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fuck yeah that was great. Not Oglaf great, but great nevertheless

>>724254436
Too late now you been infected by the poop fetish there is no escape now m8

Thank heck its over.

>>724254024
Fuck man you get the basic idea.
Its pretty much the same story over and over
Fart, dead, fart again.
Or: surprise! dead, fart.
Same shit different women.
What is the backstory?
Why do we never see a man die?
Why is the man killing all these women?
What does he want?
What did that robot want?
What the actual fuck is the real story here?

>>724254572
Oglaf is parody though, this shit is all innocent and earnest. Which makes it great.

>>724254674
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT BUT OP DOESNT UPLOAD!

>>724254554
Plenty of times.
I just try to avoid it at all cost.

>>724254615
No.

>>724254674

You're not asking the right question: is the smell of their farts properly engraved in their underwear?

Finish what you started op.

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go on

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>>724254796
Yeah man, I don't get it either but I'm looooong since too jaded to give a fuck about it.

>>724254826
Honestly?
I dont care to know!
Unless that is the whole point of all this!

>>724254916

Your mind is blinded by mainstream media bullshit to the point you don't even care about the real important questions, even when they are presented right in front of you.

I believe that's the fucking end
Story is the death of all fart fetishists.

>>724248038
I cannot wait until December 25th so I can say "Merry FSSSS-mas!"

Come on OP, don't be a faggot for once

>>724248411
Zozzle

>>724249967
For the love of KEK...do NOT stop!

>>724250351
nice dead bodies
7/10 would steal the dead bodies

>>724251083
You know, this is the most realistic depiction of what happens in Wheel of Time. Trust me, I tortured myself through that series. Glad it was worth it so I could understand some fart comics in their entirety.

>>724250071

It's not really a fetish though. You literally shit yourself when the body dies.

>>724250693
pretty sure the guy who made this comic wanted that women would stop farting or else losing their head

>>724251002
The thing I don't understand is how is he popping their heads from far away? He has no gun on his person, it seems. Yeah, that's the ONLY thing I don't understand about this comic.

>>724251623
Continue...please!

>>724255383

You shit yourself. Not silently fart it to gently engrave you clothes in your sweet girly fart smell.

>>724252058
finally!!
couldn´t they start this at the second or third page???

>>724255491
I think itis meant to be deliberately absurd. We all know that no matter how you open a door, ot can't cause acid-like trauma to someone's face. I take this whole series as a comment on female social roles and gendered expectations. It's shocking to see women delight in farting, but there's no reason to believe that girls enjoy it any less than guys. So it's put against cartoonish female violence, to put how shocking it is into relief.

Singned,
Jessica Valenti, Guardian UK

>>724255932

dear Jessica, would you kindly consent to me cumming on your sweet tits and licking them clean afterwards? If that is not feasible, i'm ok with doing that to your feet in alternative.

>>724251263
Hahahaha...oh fuck :(

>>724251629
I know I sure have...

>>724255491
Actually it is based on the Wheel of Time series. The character in question is probably Rand, who has a lot of powers similar to what we see here. The Wheel of Time also kinda warps gender roles. This farting is pretty much descriptive of the series, just replace it with rustling skirts or other weird ticks that the author does over and over. Like the farting here. This is best analogy ever, the Wheel of Time is just endless women farting over and over, then someone dies and it gets interesting, only to go back to a bunch of farting. Thank you anon, you have done the series a service.

>>724256666

satan quads shall not go unchecked.

>>724253548
Jesus it's like you don't even know 4chan IS weapons grade autism...

>>724256664
Okay, now I, a true WOT reader am lost. Since when would Sian and Moraine be in the same area, especially when The Dragon came to power? Guys. This doesn't make sense! The farting, the robots, the beheading, the lasers, all that is totally logical. But this is too much.

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>>724251471
fuck the bodies cant move now, best was to fuck the dead body <333333333

>>724256877
this is it for this one

if there is a conclusion, I don't know what it is

>>724256912

Wait, are these actual characters from something else that actualy is a serious thing?

>>724256666
satanicpatrickbateman.jpg

>>724251900
is there a reason why he is killing all of these womyns?

>>724257091
he doesn't need a reason

>>724252019
guys
>the only way not to get killed by this guy is by not letting a fart out

>>724257091

Cause they are strong indypyndynt wymyn of colyr and need to be eradicated for the good of malekind,

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>>724256954
I was kinda left wanting for the fucking of the dead bodies too, shame

>>724248038
http://www.xxxhentaicomics.com/album/23/a-doorknob-keyhole

>>724256814
fuck he is one of them

>>724257333
dude, i was shitposting

meh, who cares

>>724257091
it's because of the farting

I mean, that's the whole message...just think about it

>>724248038
>fsssssssss

>>724257760

the whole message is not that. the important message to get from all this is that women's underwear is engraved in the heavenly smell of their most silent farts.

>>724255932
>>724256242

No Jessica, don't let that creep cum on your feet, I'll do it for you instead.

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>>724257760
what fucking message?

>>724257910

I'm ok with dem creamy tiddies.

>>724257871
yeah, but this is they pay for it

I mean, this is practically a re-telling of The Fountainhead

>>724252349
If you don't continue I will make sandyhook look like a fucking joke.

>>724252727
Shrekken

>>724257074
>>724252024

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>>724257649
I wasn't, quality necrophilia is dope.

>>724258085

my autism is not strong enough to comprehend the reference.

>>724258210
He flat out says the name of the series, Wheel of Time

>>724258210
It's ok, reading ~14,000 pages across 14+ books isn't for everyone.

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Fuck, I love this thread, and I'm a girl.

I wish some guy could kill me while having lesbian sex in front of him.

>>724258508
>I wish some guy could kill me while having lesbian sex in front of him.
...go on.

>>724258508
Hey, find another girl that's into it, and you honestly wouldn't have a hard time finding a guy...

Congrats guys, we found something more autistic than Sonic.

ok its official.
I want the last 20 minutes of my life back.

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>>724258508
>I want to get killed
>I wish there was a guy to do it

This is probably the least difficult thing to find on the Internet or otherwise

>>724258687

how are you unaware of the fact that fluffy abuse threads exist?

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>>724258508
Best I can do is choke you out.

Also, tits?

>>724258508
Tastes vary. There is nothing wrong with you.

>>724258508

tits or gtfo. sorry that i have to do this, but rules are rules.

>>724258768
This guy gets it. And they absolutely refute how fucking autistic it is to literally have no way to vent your anger other than fictional cartoon creatures being hurt. Absolutely fucking autistic.

>>724258768
Those are just a mix of le edgy humor and... sociopathy or something. Don't get me wrong, there's SOME autism in those threads, but this some super specific I-feel-the-silent-fart-decaptiation-fssss-etched-into-fabric nonsense.

>>724248038
So much time and talent wasted making this. If only it were... normal..

>>724258922
what does autistic mean?

>>724259083
Have you ever been to /jp/? Or /pol/? Or /v/? Every board has a myriad of ridiculously specific brands of autism. /b/ is such a mishmash of autism that you get jaded and usually just pass right by most of it. Threads like this, when they catch your attention, just wake you up to it for a short while. You won't even remember this in a week.

>>724259083

i am autism incarnate and i love fluffy threads. I'm sorry to have to burst your bubble, but i'm the expert and those thread are the autism holy grail

>>724259083
>feeling like you need to tryhard that much to be edgy
Pls. That's "I legitimately preordered Hatred un-ironically" levels of tryhard.
>implying all sociopaths derive pleasure from suffering
Most are just indifferent. If it WAS sociopathy, it wouldn't need to be cartoon animals. Humans would be just fine for actual sociopaths.

It's mostly fuckwits who think that having that shit as the only source to vent your anger is a positive thing. They're INCREDIBLY emotionally retarded at BEST.

>>724256242
I really really want you to do this, but society won't let me admit it. Sorry.

>>724259557
im not defending anything, even i think that shit is sick but they aren't hurting anybody, those are just drawings so why care about them?

>>724259558

society doesn't have to know. all we have to do is meet privately. can you please write "i love patriarchy" on your tits with your own menstrual blood beforehand? i promise i will be a good privileged cishet white guy and lick it all clean too.

>>724259767
I don't care about the drawings. I care about how fucking NONE of them bar that one anon in THIS thread will admit how autistic the behavior is. As long as you acknowledge what's wrong with you, do whatever the fuck you want in your own time. Being in denial and tryharding edgy that fucking hard to try and justify the behavior just... Ugh. Humans.

>>724259456
>>724259557
It would appear that I've fundamentally misunderstood fluffy threads. Every time I think people can't be THAT retarded, it turns out they are.

>>724259290
I hope that this thread will be etched into my memory like a silent fart upon the damp fabric between a woman's asscheeks.

>>724259971
we know is autistic there is just no point in saying something we all ready know
Also saying ''ugh humans'' is tryhard edgy af

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>>724256877
>MFW some aspie commissioned TWO artists to do WHEEL OF TIME BEHEADING FARTING PORN

I legitimately hope Trump nukes the world, we don't deserve to live anymore as a species

>>724260219
Not even edgy. People do a LOT of stupid fucking shit. I'm no exception to that rule.

>>724260353
speak for yourself

we are but messengers

>>724260552
Don't you mean butt massagers?

why am i reading this

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what in the pink floyd

>>724261738

you're on /b/. your life went wrong a lot earlier than you think nigga.

>>724261693
yes.

Omg someone fucking post sauce already
I need this in my life. I don't care about my good job, my cars, my pets

I need this PLEASE

>>724262075
no

>>724250904
> I could hear the silent fart

Plot 0/10

>>724263071
>fsssss

>>724263071
it's a metaphor

>>724263071

you could hear nothing. i'm pretty positive you read it.

>>724262282
a dude gets it commissioned for him

saw the original(?) thread on gurochan...guy seems to have posted everything he had

>>724263590
>His fap unfinished,
>Yet his wallet spent;
>His mind shall wander,
>To fsssss unwrit.

>>724258472
I am now convinced that these are original Robert Jordan approved endings to the series, his publisher had him killed to avoid him ruining the franchise.

And after they killed him,
>fssssss

>why
why<
WHY???????????????????????????

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Don't want to see the thread die...

>>724265335
>>724265408
yeah, but where are the farts and decapitations?

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No farts or decapitations, alas.

>>724264750
This really is the Knife of Dreams to someone.

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>>724248038
>>724249967

I think I know what this guy is like:

Male. White. 20s to 30s. Artistically gifted. Shy. Probably virgin.
Loves women, but only on the outside - he loves their "frozen" bodies. Once they start to "move" or do something he can't control, he is outraged.

This is because all the drawn females are very pretty, but do something so shameful that they should be decapitated which shows his rage against their bodily functions.

Notice that there is always a character which does the decapitation - a robot (probably his earlier work, where he is still finding himself) or a prince. This shows that he wants to be wanted and be handsome, which he probably isn't.

>>724265335
>>724265408
>>724265643
>>724265965

Street Fighter chicks getting cunt punted ...
Weird boner please go... or someone pleae post moar.