Prove you're white

>>724211445
I like Monty Python.

>>724211445
>Can't be called the n-word if ya ain't black.

>>724211445
Fried chicken sucks

mayo is good on tortillas

I know who my dad is

>>724211445
I have gone through a DUI checkpoint with no fear.

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I'm playing Minecraft while using proper grammar.

Ooga booga dindu nuffin.. Damnit

>>724211689
Fucking savage

>>724211445
I have money invested in cripto-currency

I live on the Colorado Utah border

>>724211445
I go have drinks with my dad weekly, I don't like fried chicken or koolaid, I don't sell drugs or rap for a living.

whats up bro

I can read and write.

Hello sir would you like to see my resume I interned at Facebook a while back let's go to starbucks and put some selfies on snapchat.

Trayvon deserved it

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>>724211689
10/10

>>724211969
So you're a pajeet?

OJ did it

I have a job

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>>724211445
I'm over 200 pounds and barely know how to read and write in my own language

We wuz kangz n shiet

>>724212089
Not white

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>>724211578
did you just really unironically say "n-word"

I can actually be photographed in low-light conditions

>>724211445
I don't have any seasonings in my kitchen.

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We is all white insides shiieeeettt

>>724211445
my dad tickled me in the pooper and my mom is a useless alcoholic, I'm the whitest man ever

Wilson Phillips was my favorite 90s band

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>>724211689

>>724212020
Fuck. I goof it that bad?

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>>724212201

My 401k is currently in a safe investment fund.

I filed my taxes and recently raised my credit rating.

>>724211445
I actually have to work hard and get good grades to get into college

>>724211445
im on 4chan

>>724212418
Irony restored!

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>>724212610

My credit rating is 810

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>>724212435
>>724212705
ITT: wiggers compete to see who is the bigger slave

>>724211445
The hemoglobin in my bloodstream is generally quite supple and ovoid.

Cant tell the truth without being called sexist/racist/facist/rapist

>>724211445
I fap to shota yet ignore the phone when my mother calls.

>>724212705
DOXXD

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I don't have aids and a crack habit

>>724211445
I love cheese

>>724211445
I voted for Trump.

I eat pussy eagerly.

>>724211445
my dad invited me over for dinner the other day and i didnt get shot by a cop on my way to his house

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I'd rather be Asian.

>>724211445
The women of my family can fuck all the strangers they want as I'm not allowed to say anything.

I wonder if there is a forum somewhere that black people give a shit about white people in the form of a thinly veiled temper tantrum because they want attention, too.

>>724211445
I have a job, and i dont like watermeloons and cool aid.

>>724211445
i fap to kiddie porn, i'm into furries, im overweight, live with parents and im still virgin at 36

>>724211445
I ski

>>724214077
this is a real american patriot

I don't beat my girlfriend.

I like seeing my wife get fucked by other men

Why?

I'm planning on invading china to kill all the Chinese and steal their land, who's with me?

>>724211445
I like Dallas Stars hockey

My grandpa killed communists 1941-1945.

I'm well adjusted and if I'm not it's not a bad thing somehow

I went outside for a minute and got 3rd-degree burns

>>724215771
I heard about him, didn't he get to meet Hitler?

Im a welder and can hold my job

I don't need to rape white chicks and they can bring me home to their parents for dinner.

>>724215516
no that just proves you're a jew

>>724211445
i like country music.
Love jamming Freebird on my stereo.

I was able to pass the CAPTCHA.

>>724216238
Freebird is soft rock you newfag nigger. To the back of the bus with you!

>>724211445
My diversified stock portfolio is the only thing that understands me.

>>724216323
Actually, it is Classic Southern Rock.

>>724216323
Fuck you nigger.
Don't like Lynyrd Skynyrd proves your not White.

>>724216368
Ah! A fellow capitalist! Sell all stocks in Dow Jones Industrial tomorrow!

>>724216415
probably a cityboy.

>>724211445
god mayonnaise is spicy

My crimes pay tens of thousands of dollars to millions or billions

>>724216424
Pointing out your retardation makes me white you nigger. Skynyrd is top tier music!

>>724216323
Back when lynard skynard was touring and shit, he was just rock.

Freebird may be soft rock now, but to think LS is anything other than hard rock... well i just gotta say listen to "that smell"

>>724211445
I have money and a good job

I have a Job

sorry i can't my dad just got home from the corner store

>>724216595
What's a corner store? I only shop at produce markets

>>724211445
I have a small dick

>>724216651
organic corner store that opened up last week, it sells the freshest of cucumber

>>724216728
Pics or gtfo

>>724216763
Do they have the freshest quinoa?

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>>724216517

I'm not on welfare