How do I kill myself with just a bullet?

>>724190708
microwave

but get a few more if you can

I have 1 opprotunity in life left if i fail I will kill myself. I would even live stream it for 4chan to enjoy.

>>724190824
hell yeah, physics!

>Put bullet in mouth.

>Get hammer and nail

>hit nail into temple, and kys

Just keep smashing it against your temple until you bleed out

>>724190708
Shove it up your ass.

Put it pointing up on the floor and fall down with your head on it

>>724190708
swallow it

attempt to inhale it so the bullet enters your lungs and causes all sorts of pain and discomfort as you struggle to breath

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Would 7.62x39 be better???

You mean just the bullet by itself?
You cant use anything else that you can find in the house or garage to work in conjunction with the bullet?
If that's the case, a bullet by itself aint gonna do shit

Throw it really hard onto the pavement and hope for the best.

>>724190708
Bullet in pooper n timestamp

Pull it apart
Cut bullet into 100 pieces
Swallow pieces
Die of ead poisoning

>>724191142
I was going to suggest that,fuck you.

place it pointing upward on a skillet, turn it on, rest your forehead directly above it, and wait.

>>724190708
Eat it

>>724191953
I guess you could say he'd have to...Bite the bullet on this one.

Swallow it, hope it gets stuck in your intestines and over the next weeks causes some internal issues. Don't see a doctor and you'll slowly succumb to the bullet.

>>724192001
THIS

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Mabye slicing my throat would be easier..

>>724190708
hammer and a small nail

shove it up your pee hole

try to force out pee real hard

die of brain aneurysm

>>724190708

put it in a gun and shoot it into your brain

>>724190708
You need to put it into a barrel or it won't gain enough velocity.

>>724190708
attempt to steal gun to use bullet

either get shot during or succeed and shoot yourself

win-win

>>724192001
wont work, bullets don't magically shoot the bullet outwards in a straight line
A bullet (round) needs to be in the barrel of a gun to shoot straight.
if a bullet is fired outside of a barrel the explosion happens at the path of least resistance.
The expanding gas will probably just seep out the sides of the crimping of the case and the bullet

make a slamfire gun with a nail or something

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>>724192093
Fucking hell anon

I saw a movie where this guy goes into a gunshop, asks to look at a pistol to inspect saying he wants to buy it... then takes a 9mm round out of his pocket slides it into the mag, slaps the mag into the pistol and racks the slide and goes BOOM

Holy shit /b/ is clever

>>724191524
This

>clamp it with vice or something to stabilize
>now that your penis is thoroughly clamped
>quit being a faggot

>>724192959
I've wondered if this is a viable suicide method. Do they take any precautions? Seems real easy to do, just kind of an asshole thing to do.

>>724190708
Find a hill.
Glue the bullet to the front of a car.
Ask someone to start and drive to car at a distance of more than 100m, lining the bullet to your forehead while kneeing down.
Easy ...

>>724192223

no, grab the bullet
place bullet into drywall hole perpendicular to bathroom medicine cabinet

stick strew/something pointy center of door knob

make sure bullet dryall postition is lined up with center of knob

slam pointy door knob towards drywall while you position our head in front of the bullet (use rope to slam door)

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>>724192093
well true,but one could also say he was just...hammering for it

You can't.

Bullets aren't very toxic and contain a very small amount of explosive powder. They aren't heavy or strong enough to hurt you badly enough to be fatal. Realistically, the only way you can kill yourself with a bullet is to put it into a gun and shoot yourself. If you don't have a gun, you'll have to build one yourself. Good luck with that.

>>724193443
Sit down. Shut up. Not even remotely clever.

Step 1: Glue it to your forehead
Step 2: Jump from a bridge or tall building, landing on your forehead
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

Place bullet in vice fave ingredients towards you sit in front of it reach around using a nail and hammer sethe the bullet off and you have reached the finish line

>>724191012
Pls stream

>>724190824
Then get some one to throw it at you from a 5 story building.

>>724193231
Theres nothing to stop someone from bringing in a round into a gun shop and putting it in a gun. Its super easy if its a revolver. You just open the cylinder, drop the round in and close, then fire.
Its harder with a semi auto because you need to get the round into the magazine then put the mag in the gun then rack the slide, more steps, more time, and the salesman may notice you doing all that shit before and stop you

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>vice on board
>clamp bullet in vice
>rubber band piece of metal with hammer on the side of the board with a nail
>pull metal piece
>release
>die

Isn't it obvious? You have to bite the bullet!

Try to swallow it sideways so that you choke to death. Autopsy is gonna be interesting

>>724190708
Stick it in your ear.
Keep hitting it with a hammer.

>>724193975
probably the most efficient

>>724193788
also, this is if you were trying to do harm to yourself, it would probably work

If you are trying to rob the gun shop, it probably wouldn't, unless there was just one salesman, they all carry and once you threaten someone they are all going to shoot you

>>724190708
Just buy a hipoint

>>724194206
lol, exactly
hipoints explode and kill the owner 75% of the time, so you'd have a good chance of taking yourself out

>>724194026
Gun shops usually have trigger guards to stop you from pulling the trigger

>>724190708
drop bullet in busy road.
go to retrieve bullet, as giant truck is crusin by.
get flat
profit.

>>724190708
put bullet in pocket
hang self

With .45? It'll be hard, since there's no rim. If you were using a rimmed round though, like a .357 magnum, you could get a short bit of pipe big enough for the bullet but not the rim to fit inside. Jam the bullet in, if it's loose add some leather or rubber or something to hold it in, then get a get a ball peen hammer. Put pipe in mouth, bullet side down, then hit bullet with hammer.

>>724195193
LOL!
have you actually been to a gun shop?
wait... what state do you live in? Is it some pussy state where the government doesn't allow you to own a gun or makes it really really had to get it registered?
I live in a New Mexico, every single gun shop Ive gone to, when Ive asked to inspect a pistol they hand it to me WITHOUT a trigger guard, and when I ask to test the trigger pull (which is just common courtesy to ask) they remind me to make sure its unloaded and pointed in a safe direction and I make the gun go "click"

tldr: never seen any gunshop have a trigger guard on guns for sale

>>724190708
insert bullet in butthoel with sharpie.
get in bathtub
fill with water, salt
drop plugged in radio into bathtub
death by stereo.

Hold it in your hand without eating or drinking for two weeks

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>>724195193
>trigger guard
All guns have trigger guards dummy

>>724196404
Derringer's don't.

>>724196404
Maybe he means a nigger lock

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>>724195193
do you mean a Security Guard who whole purpose is to guard the trigger of all guns in the shop?

>>724195619
probably wouldnt work out as good as you think, the pipe isn't rifled. only straight bore.

Place the bullet in your hand and then sit on you arm until it falls completely asleep, then chew through your wrist and bleed out. winrar.

>>724196870
Paull Bart triggers me.

Stop it.

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>>724198274
Hes guarding that trigger of yours

>>724190708
Probably can't, at least not any better than with a knife.

Even if you manage to get it to fire with a nail+hammer or something, w/o a barrel to direct the force, you're looking at a fraction of the power, so the best you could hope for is a severed artery causing you to bleed out, which at that point you're better off stickin' yourself instead of blowing the skin off your hand

Pour shot of gasoline, use gasoline shot to swallow bullet, pour another gasoline shot, take shot but DO NOT swallow. This is key, light a match or lighter, open mouth, and light the gasoline in your mouth. At the same time as you light the gasoline in your mouth you quickly swallow. Gas will go down and burn, bullet will explode, death is achieved.

Process?

Shove it up your ass and light yourself on fire!

That should set it off!

>>724193231
It's viable if the clerk is a dipshit or coward. In the time it takes a man to put a round into a magazine, insert the magazine, chamber, and fire the round, I'd have more than enough time to grab the gun and pistolwhip some sense into the idiot.

Not happenin' in MAH shop, fuckboys. Go ruin somebody else's business.

>>724190708
Point it at self, use lighter to set it off, would also use something to hold the bullet in case it goes hot before it goes off. Make sure to aim for brain, or since it's a low calliber bullet aim it at your eye up close. Good luck!

>>724190708
Hang from ceiling in a hallway with string. 2 strings preferably to make sure is stays in one direction.
Go to end of hallway.
Runforestrun.
Hope you're quick OP

>>724192689
Put PVC tube on skillet
Put bullet in tube
Wait

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>>724190708
eat it, choke to death.

>>724190708
zip-gun.

>>724200153
>PVC tube

Someone has no clue about the force or speed of an explosion or what it needed to contain it.

Do this. Like really try it. The plastic shrapnel might be the thing that kills you. But the round won't be.

>>724190708
Just jam it right into your fucking eye socket faggot

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Go to One World Trade Center. Throw it pretty hard at the side. About midway from the top should work.
The gunpowder will melt the steel beams causing the tower to fall. Stand kinda close to it.

>>724190708
Hold the bullet very tightly in your left fist, then stop eating and drinking entirely and wait.

Don't kill yourself anon

Don't shoot yourself in the head. Shoot in the heart. If you fuck your pineal gland up, you probably won't see afterlife.

You don't

>>724192959
you wouldn't have enough time plus you need a foyd card to look at a gun depending where you live

>>724202071
Woah I been thinking about this a lot lately, I dont want to damage my brain because of this I want to die naturally.

>>724190708
Stick it in your asshole with the bottom still visible. Then take a lighter and hold it under it.

>>724195647
agreed
been going to gun shops all over the US since I was a kid, never once seen a trigger guard on a for-sale gun

Put it in your mouth with the bullet facing in, hold it in your teeth, get a lighter and light the back end. It's going to take a little bit but just hold the flame on the back end for a bit and it will explode in your mouth killing you.

You might burn your lips and it might be uncomfortable in your teeth but you're killing yourself. You've been a bitch your whole life, don't be a bitch while killing yourself.

>>724190708
Cellotape bullet to forehead.
Dive headfirst off a building.
The bullet might not do the job... but the job will be done.
But don't do it please.

>>724193231
Uncle owned a gun shop
2 suicides at his indoor range within one week, guys asked to try a gun out and once they had it and ammo, bam
Uncle sold gun shop like a week later to basically the first buyer he found

>>724199876
>>724193788
Chamber loading, anyone? God...

>>724190708
Put the bullet in your pocket.
Jump off a very tall building.

>>724202071
Autism, the post

>>724190708

swallow it.

>>724192093
Oh you

>>724193700
What on gods green earth are you blabering about

>>724197086
Idiot. If you put your mouth over the pipe it wont matter if its rifled. Rifleing is there to stableize the bullet. There has been guns without rifleling.

>>724201557
When will they learn to make trade centers with stealbeams that can withstand such awsome temperatures... i guess never

>>724193389
nigger what in the fuck are you thinking

I want to see a diagram.

>>724191060
Speaking of physics the bullet needs to push off something solid to do any damage to OP.

Make a shitty zip gun out of 2 pipes and a nail.

Made one as a kid to fuck with some shotgun shells we found. I mean since your trying to kys you probs dont care about safty and reliability but these things fucking suck and are kinda weak.

Hold it up to your temple and you should be fine tho.

Rig up a makeshift gun of some kind.

>>724191158
This.

>>724193700
Erm. What that guy said.

>>724202846
Damn that's rough, who cleans that shit up?
Used to live across the street from the house used to practice for the dc sniper shooting, and used to shoot at the range where they stole one of the rifles.

Put the bullet in your pocket, paint skin brown, wrap white towels on head and dress in white sheets.

Proceed to jump Whitehouse fence and run.

>>724190708
Tie bullet to a large rock. Tie large rock to your ankle. Jump in a lake.

A bird

>>724202171
Fyod? What kinda communist bullshit is this? Walk in gun store. Ask to see gun. Load and fire before clerk shoots you. Possible in a freedom loving State near you.

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>>724193443

>>724190708
>pour gasoline over yourself
>try to light bullet on fire

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yes and please livestream it on facebook :D

>>724191142
Real human bean

>>724191909
Doesn't work that way anon.
t. retard with lead poisoning

>>724208056

Fuck more 911 photos please. BBS RS equipped cars accepted!!!

>>724190708
Get a pipe 4' long that's the bullet Will slide down annoy glue a nail it the middle you're basically making a mortar put pipe vertical on the ground pit face ove top

>>724191142
you wouldn't die from that

>>724191142
This OP but you would have to slide it in a tube with the same diameter as the cartridge so that it can compress and then hit the primer with a nail.

>>724192642
ikr, or go to a place that sells guns, ask to feel one

>>724209019
then quickly insert your bullet into gun and an hero

>>724190708
put it on a hard,flat surface facing you at eye-level and hit it hard with a hammer or a large rock?

ITT: Faggots who don't know shit about ballistics.

If you insist on killing yourself with a bullet and no gun get a .50 BMG, Clamp it between your teeth, Get one of those crossman air pistols, Pump it to 10, Put it to the primer, And pull the trigger.

Without a gun to actually contain it all most smaller calibers are mostly harmless With something big like the above mentioned however the casing itself should explode. I doubt it would be instantaneous however you're more likely to drown in blood after your jaw's blasted off.

If you really want to off yourself cheap get a flare gun and a slug, Those $40 plastic flare guns at walmart are 12 gauge and can fire off at least one shot before breaking. It'll still be a poor substitute due to the shortness of the barrel but it'll kill you deader than simply detonating a bullet in your mouth, Which would be more like wrapping a firecracker in brass than an actual gunshot.

>>724204879
A slam-fire device would do wonders.

>>724193443
>>724207408
blatant samefaggotry

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>>724190708
>with just a bullet
Standby OP, I think I got this one.

>>724208056
thats hot

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>>724190708
Remember to use your head :-)

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>>724192093
Oh, you.

>>724190708
make a pipe gun and shoot yourself! is this a serious question? should you not have asked "how do I make a pipe gun b?"

>>724190824
which will do exactly nothing.

Bullets alone barely have any power, it's velocity generated from the pressure in a barrel that makes them dangerous. i.e. Why longer barrels generally have higher velocity.

Also you need weight to counteract the force of the bullet being fired

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>>724193389
>>724204771
Not the anon but I'm pretty sure this is what he has in mind

you're all fucking retarded. just choke on it.

/thread