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Roll
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>>724185645
rollo
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gibe gud memes
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724185645
roll!
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>>724185645
rolling
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rolls
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>>724185645
Roll
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>>724185645
rtyw
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>>724185645
rollo
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>>724185645

ROLLIN
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looks well made. Rolling, will post results
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>>724185645
ロル です ねー‼︎
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>>724188812
10k a year
>0
shit room
>1
fast food
>11
>toiler paper
>12
>health clinic
>17
>shit computer
>19
20 sexual occasions
>29
throw in the bread
>30
would consider being sick everyday for +25
in that case
upgrade to unlimited sex
>40
music room
>45
temp control
>48
hygienic package
>51
shit tv
>53
replace bread with cleanliness
>55

Seems okay. I usually like being sick, even if it says severe discomfort, I feel optimistic. Also unlimited sex is very big benefit.

Here's one I made. Rolling...
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rollo
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rollos
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>>724185645
sfgn sg
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>>724185645
just roll my shit up fam
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>>724189969
roll
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rollo
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rolls
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>>724185645
They see me rolling
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Rollos
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Rollinggg
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Let's see
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kroll show
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rolling rolling rolling rawhide
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Easy Peasy. Even at 30 I would be happy.
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>>724185645
rollerino
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>>724189969
le lorr
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>>724185645
Roll!
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>>724185645
Rollon
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roal
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>>724185645
Rollo
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rawling
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Zip zop zoobity bop
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>>724189969
scroll
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rollio
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>>724189969
Roll
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roll a dub dub in the tub
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If I take the hygiene pack can't I just clean my ass in the shower?
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r
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>>724185645
Fuck it, rollin'
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>>724185645
Toll
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>>724185645
yoioo
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>>724185645
rollin'
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Let's see
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rollsu
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888
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lloR
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>>724185645
Roll bitch
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ro
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rol
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>>724185645
Dicks
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724185645
rollin rollin
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breb
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rollollo
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Rull
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gimme da munney
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roll then
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Give me the good stuff.
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724185645
What good is salary? Can we buy own food? Just to build up once 10 years are done?
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rawlling
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>>724185645
My life blows already, so looking at adding +75 to my roll
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rollish
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>>724185645
gimme dat neet life
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>>724185645
rell
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rollo
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>>god hates us all
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roller
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Rolly polly
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Rollo candy
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>>724185645
Rolling
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rollin rollin rollin, keep those boogers rollin!
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pls high number
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may as well
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>>724185645
rollerino
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ok lets go
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>>724185645
roolll
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>>724185645
reroll, my last one was barely acceptable.
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Rollerz
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Rollering
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Rolled a 90 on other post. This is what I pick:

[65] 1 million a year

[1] toilet paper

[10] Fast food (don't want do die from eating bread and water 10 years)

[3] Hygienic package (don't want to die from infenctions in 10 years without taking a shower).

[15] Top of the line PC with internet (the most essential item. I can communicate with other people, read books, play games, learn to code, educate myself in the 10 years etc.)

[1] Shit room (would really like the 10 point room but not enough points).

[5] Music room (a good substitute for a normal room to live in, better compared to the shit room for 1 point if my understanding that I get 2 rooms is correct).

Comes down to exactly 90 points. Would be really devastating psychologically to live without human contact (not counting internet chating etc.) for 10 years, but I would do it for 10 million. Would also try to use the 10 years to do something productive.

:)
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Rolling in the deep
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>>724185645
Roll
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poop
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>>724189969

rollerino
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>>724201338
garbage roll roll again
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>>724185645
rollin on a river
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>>724201297
missed
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>>724189969
RULL
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>>724185645
rold rollin
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>>724185645
Eaaasy
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>>724185645
RULL
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>>724185645
I'm rolling
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>>724202354
>>724202454
holy fuck what the hell
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>>724185645
Fuck it
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fuck it im here
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>>724185645
lets roooooll
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724185645
Rawlin
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>>724185645
gimme phat stakcs
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724202463
$100,000/year - 30 points
Shit Room - 01 point
Fast Food - 10 points
Top PC - 15 points
Hygenic Package - 03 points
Toilet Paper - 01 point
Cleanliness - 03 points
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Fuck it roll
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>>724185645
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>>724203345
If I need a seperate screen for the PC I'd like to have both pinkies amputated. That gives me 25 points for

HDTV
Library
Medical care
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sure. Why not?
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>>724185645
roll this junk
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Rolly polly
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gayism
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>>724185645
grohl
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Corre
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>>724185645
Brollin
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>>724203495
>>724203345
Thinking about it now, this is actually pretty desireable from my point of view. I'd have everything I need for 10 years. Just one thing:
If I have a PC with unlimited downloads I don't really need a library, do I? So I'd just spend those 10 points on

Washer/Dryer/Wardrobe
Temp Control

and still have 2 spare points
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rolski
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>>724185645
rolled like a chump
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>>724185645
rolling
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>>724185645
Hush now.
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>>724203647
-2 pinkies for 25 pts (total 72)

$100k - 30
Normal room - 10
Bread - 1
Toilet Paper - 1
Intoxicants - 10
Unlimited Sex - 20
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fuck you
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>>724185645
Rollin
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>>724185645


rolladiddlydooo
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>>724185645
SDCADscsfdc
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>>724204830
fuck that
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>>724185645
Rollin
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>>724185645
ralf
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roll'n
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test
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>>724204954

please based god.
I ask in the name of KEK, who is great.
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>>724204090
90 points plus head cold 25 points plus every person forgetting about me 25 points
140 - 20 (sex and company for one hour) - 20 (gourmet food) - 10 (gym) - 15 (computer and laptop) - 10 (alcohol) - 3 (cleanliness) - 3 (temp control) - 3 (hygiene) - 1 (toilet paper) - 5 (washer and dryer and full wardrobe) - 15 (huge room; I assume we're talking penthouse level) - 30 ($100k a year plus the $10k a year) - 5 (Health Clinic to prevent those head colds, and to have a personal nurse at my bedside whenever I do get sick)
I think I'm pretty set here.
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rollo plesas
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ah hell
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sigh
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>>724205254


I'm going to count those identical digits as quads
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>>724185645
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Rollerino.

Getting both pinkies cut off
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Roll
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sikc thread rwrollingg
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rollerino
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Rollio
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>>724185645
Rool
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nigger cancer
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torlinger
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I like this thread
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>>724185645
Roll
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>>724185645
Rollerlino
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Rolling the damn thing
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>>724185645
rolling
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>>724185645
Shiiit I love this kind of think. is there an archive of these anywhere?

Roll
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rr
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no stop
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>>724205304
Thats not how the health clinic works, you will still get the head colds you fucking retard
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>>724206083

83 + 50
>both pinkies off, no one remembers me
133 points, hell yeah.

Washer/Dryer, Hygienic Package, Temp Control, Cleanliness, Toilet paper
>15/133 used

Gourmet food + unlimited sex, might as well enjoy my time
>+40
>55/133 used

Gimme that top-of-the-line PC while you’re at it.
>+15
>70/133 used

$100,000 per year and a huge room? I’m down.
>+45
>115/133 used

I’ll just grab a health clinic, and while I’m at it, an HD TV for some background noise
>+15
>130/133 used


Added bonus: No one remembers me, so I can sex all of my 8-10/10 friends/teachers/classmates
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>>724189969
Roll
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>>724185645
Rollllll
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>>724185645
Roll
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>>724207203
I might aswell kill myself
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>>724185645
man shall not live on bread rolls alone...
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>>724206272
I'd cut off two fingers for an extra 25 points.

I'd get the 100k per year salary for 30 points, gourmet food for 20 points, 15 points for a huge room, 10 on a library, 5 for washer and dryer, 5 on health clinic, 3 on hygiene, 3 on temperature control, 3 for cleanliness, 2 on a computer, and one on toilet paper.

That uses up the whole total of points.
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roll diggity
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>>724207552
Also, I'd invest that money in an index fund using the computer and spend most of my time studying and meditating.
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riggidy roll.
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>>724185645
dat neet life tho
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>>724207267
>room
>toilet paper
>regular food and water
whatcha complaining m8
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>>724206477
77
choices:
everyone forgets me +25
huge room -15
washer/dryer -5
toilet paper -1
hygenic package -3
HD TV -10
consoles -5
temp control -3
unlimited sex -20
fast food -10
200,000/year -30
total remaining: 0
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>>724185645
rollo
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rollan
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time to roll
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>>724207819
shit room 1
bread 2
toilet paper 3
hygienic 6
cleanliness 9
library 19
55 degrees all the time

im golden
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sat
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jew bastards
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Rawl
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99 get
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>>724185645
ronin
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>>724185645
Roll
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wow the extra points are kringy
"everyone forgets me"
stopped rolling afterthat
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724185645
firkloinng
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roll fag
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Rollo
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>>724185645
rollinggg
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>>724207798
shit dude, i did it.

>1M per year
>Regular Room
>Fast Food
>Washer/Dryer
>Toilet Paper
>Hygienic Package
>Cleanliness
Down to 1 point by now.
>Lose contact with every single person I know
>Get 25 points back
>Health Clinic
>Music Room
>Library
>Gym

For those ten years I will live my neet dream. Endless guitar, time to work on my physique, and the entire wealth of human knowledge in the pages of my personal library. When I emerge, I will be a stranger to the world with no personal ties to anyone. But as a millionaire with a killer body and musical ability, it won't be hard to build a new social life. And with the limitless thought technology derived from my library, the business enterprise that I build will proliferate my millions into trillions.

Can't do much better than that unless I rolled a 99.
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>>724207029
30 points... damn.
Right-o, Looks like Im in for a shit time.

so
Shit room 29
>I plan to spend most of my time in the Library/Music Room Anyway
bread 28
>Not Ideal, but we won't die bc of the health clinic, and I can't afford anything extra.
TP 27
>No Comment
Hygenic Package 24
>I would drive myself insane w/o these. + Shower and shaving is a rare comfort.
Library 14
>I really tossed up between this and the PC. assuming I can bring pencil and paper or a whiteboard and marker, the library allows you to become an expert in anything with less of a distraction than the PC. I would continue studying my EE degree, then the world is my oyster. I'm assuming the library has fiction, non-fiction and periodicals.
>A library containing all the books in the world must be huge, so I can do some cardio through the isles.
>The library is also great entertainment. Reading passes the time really well for me. And If i need something passive, then I can:
Music room 9
>Chill and listen to some music!
>Also - a little left-brain stuff. The library will have music books, and learn to play books and all sorts, so I can keep learning guitar.
>I would also move the drum set and treat this room as my bodyweight exercise room.
Health clinic 4
>Considering we are only eating bread and water, Ill need this place to treat the regular scurvy. Plus not dying in solitude would be nice
Pentium III 2
Shit Tv 0
>I only had 4 points left. I figured some electronics to pull apart might be fun.
>Really though, I'd build wilson 2.0
All this for a measly 10,000 a year...

On the plus side, I assume that the salary starts accumulating as soon as I'm in solitary confinement, so I'd come out after 10 years being a well-read expert in my field with $100,000. I'd probably also be totally crazy...

O
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I'll play.
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>>724208729
Oh and before anyone says I need temperature control, I don't. If it's 55 degrees I'll bundle up with my full wardrobe. If it's 75 then I'm naked. Hard to justify a thermostat over personal hygiene or clean premises.
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>>724185645
Roll me bro
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Le Roll
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69 or above im set, 94 and im lovin it, anything lower and there goes both pinkys
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>>724208796
my nigga! i'm the 98 above you. i like where your head is at but i gotta admit the room and bread has me thrown for a loop.
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>>724189969
Rolling on this
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>>724185645
Rawlin
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>>724209401
Well Shit....

Guess ill take the shit food
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>>724209294
Yeah I only had 30 Points and none of the bonus options did it for me.

I like ur load out
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It's not taco Tuesday yet!
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le roll
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>>724209535
its not bad for 30 but it looks rough as fuck living on bread.
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rollerino
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RELLE
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>>724185645
Rollz
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Rolling days
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>>724185645
lol u wot m8
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>>724185645
rollerini
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rolll
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>>724185645
rollio polio
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rolll
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65. No problem whatsoever.
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>>724185645
>>724208966
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Rolll
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>>724185645
roll for money
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roll ... y
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>>724185645
Rolloeekr
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>>724213262
ok 62 pts.

take the head cold chance for another 25 pts.
87pts

10k/yr 0 pt- rich already don't need more money.
Regular room-10 pt (thats enough room to do burpees)
Gourmet Food- 30 pt
Facilities- hygiene-40 pt (don't need washer & dryer, just use shower to clean clothes).
Sex- unlimited 60 pts.
Top of line pc 75
Health Clinic 80
Music room 85
shit tv 87

Not too bad.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Rolling for 99
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>>724185645
Rollin'
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>>724185645
roll
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>>724185645
rpllj
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Rolling for them big bucks
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>>724189969
roll
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>>724185645
roll 99
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rolling them rolls
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Okay
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>>724189969
I'll roll for this and for OP's post
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rolls, plz high
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niggers
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Roll for something high
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142124124123123
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k
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Rollo
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>>724215999
winrar is me!
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>>724215890
>>724215890
Fuck yeah 90 points

Ok let's see

I don't really need the money if I have everything I need...

So let's say 10,000 a year, that's free
Huge room - 15
Bread - 1
Fast food - 10
Music Room - 5
Toilet paper - 1
Cleanliness - 3
Hygienic Package - 3
Washer etc - 5
HDTV + movies - 10
Consoles - 5
Unlimited sex - 20
Intoxicants - 10
Pentium Computer- 2 (just to check internet)

That's 90. Yup I'd be happy.
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>>724185645
Sperm
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>>724185645
let'ssee
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>>724185645
Roll123
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>>724185645
need more roll threads
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>>724185645
roll TY
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