How do I buy weed?

find a black guy, ask him for some weed

Someone tell me please

>>724154470
and where do I find this "black guy?"

With money

>>724154121

Move to a state where weed is legal and there are public weed stores.

>>724154661
I have money, I just don't know anyone who sells.
I have tried asking around, but no luck.
Maybe I look like a cop or something

>>724154813
>Maybe I look like a faggot
ftfy

>>724154808
I've been thinking I should drive up to colorado,
but that would be a retarded thing to do

>>724154951
touche

>>724154992
douche would also work, douche

Don't you have any friends?

>>724154964
Its retarded that you can't find it.

faggot.

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ask some college kids.

jesus where u at OP?

>>724155108
No

>>724154964

As in buy from there and then go home?

If so, if you get caught, that's a federal law. Can't across borders with it.

>>724155108
No, I don't. I moved out of state and don't really
know many people here.

I use to get it from some of the college kids that
worked with me, but they quit/moved away. Add
to that I got rid of my phone and I'm sorta dead
in the water

>>724155291
I would hide it up my ass first, anon

>>724154121
Hit up a big concert venue near your town, follow your nose and you'll likely find someone selling. Or hang around a college campus and people watch till you find a likely person. Idk man finding weed is so God damn easy.

>>724154620
The hood. Go to the part of your town where there's the most black people/cheap houses or run down apartment buildings and ask around.

>>724154121
With money

>>724154121

with a credit card

>>724154964
>drive up to colorado

You're south of colorado near as fuck to mexico and can't find weed? WUT

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TRACTOR TRAILERS FULL OF KUSH

>>724155191
Tx.. I actually take classes at college, but I don't
really wanna go around asking strangers if they
will sell me drugs on campus

>>724155291
It's not so much the fear of getting caught, but the
$600 round trip that makes it a bad idea imo

>>724154813
Looking like a cop is a chance for a free sample

>>724155510

I would too, to be fair with you.

>>724155510
dank nugs

>>724154121
1) Go to https://weedmaps.com/
2) Drive to a location on the map
3) Get out of car
4) Walk inside
5) Peruse menu
6) Pick something out.
7) Tell cashier what said product is
8) Exchange money for product.
Congrats you have bought weed.

>>724155556
>>724155575
>>724155687
Have any of you actually tried this? Walking up to
strangers asking for weed?

Actually, does anybody have some good stories
about this scenario?

>>724156163
you'll get your head kicked in

>>724155981
There actually is one relatively close to me, but
they only sell low-level THC and I need epilepsy
to buy..

Quick! How do I fake epilepsy!?

i bought weed off craigslist once

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>>724155776
Texas? WTF. That should be cheap ass Mexican mid city.

>>724156163
My friend walked up to the first black guy he saw in a our (predominantly) "white" town.
He was waiting for the bus.
My friend was successful.

>>724156534
Find a recreational store. I usually buy 1gram Obama Kush Distalate. It's 60 bucks and lasts me 2 months.

>>724154121
Either ask a bartender, or Craigslist.

I found my dealer on Craigslist, and he's awesome. Extremely professional and only deals with adults with jobs. He wants to be dealer to white collar professionals.

Look under women looking for men who post about 4:20 and hanging. No women needs to advertise to hang out. They are dealers.

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i guarantole ya that at least 1 person in each of your classes at college is stoned.

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>>724154470
It's funny. I've been smoking weed since the early 70's and back in the day the blacks had to find a white guy to get decent weed. They used to sell each other 10 bucks worth in a tiny brown envelope that hardly could make two joints. The first time I sold a nig a white boy ounce he was my friend forever.

>>724155981
>goes to rec shops
>still pay dealer prices
no fucking thanks I just pick up zips from my old dealer still lmfao 120 dollar oz's of bud that isn't completely overpriced and isn't sold by incompetent fuckwits who know less than the people spreading anti-cannabis propaganda.

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>>724155776
I'm also 30, so it's kind of a pic related situation

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>>724154121
at the store. the weed store. don't have those? move to a state that isn't in dumbfuckistan.

>>724156866
I thought about going to this local bar I used to frequent.
I might give that a try.

>>724156866
This sounds interesting, I'll look into it

captcha: football herbies

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be careful don't want to shoot up with that stuff and OD

>>724157032
I only buy distillates for vaping and edibles now days. I'm in my mid 30s and have a family so I don't want my house smelling like weed all the time.

The distillate I buy is 96.5% THC and I get pretty fucked up after 4 or 5 drags and 60$ for a liquid gram is fine for me.

I also like buying candies that looks like it came from a normal candy store. It's great for taking on planes since I hate enclosed spaces.

Underage kids on this website are dumb..

>>724157638
yes you are

>>724157560
I'm off concentrates of all kinds, edibles don't affect me. but I could easily do nug run and create my own bho easily. Of course I don't because I don't want to drop 1,000 on my dream setup quite yet. Besides, I've gotta move to colorado from washington before I do that shit in my own home. yea I could easily grow and nobody would give a shit but it's the fact that it IS illegal and that if cops ever come into my house for any reason I'd be fucked. live in a pretty small house so building an entire room is out of the question. so for now I deal with dealers and avoid those rec shops

o come on it was funny we were talking about propaganda they had people convinced you shot up on weed

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>>724158041
I cannot wait till it's over with. Some funny memes though

>>724158036
Forget concentrates, distilled is sooo much better. It's distilled from bud like beer, you still vape it but it is soo much more potent.

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>>724158180
like this one

>>7241582531
is it a concentrated form of cannabis? yes? then it's a concentrate.

Walk into coffeeshop - > buy weed.

>>724154121
Basic social connections you Autist :^)

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>>724159427
this

Get your medicinal card

>>724154121
sell your holes

>>724154121
With money.

>>724160518
this

Ask your local stoner. Everyone knows at least one.

Get on Craigslist go to strictly platonic, find someone else looking for friends that say they're 420 friendly. They'll share their weed and you'll make friends.

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>>724162704
this is probably your best bet if you're a complete autist like you sound OP