Ask a drunk Englishman anything.

Why are you such a faggot

why are you drunk on a thursday

>>724153336
Im not pal.

>>724153498
Because lifes tok short.

Why did you vote for brexit?

>>724153831
To show the Globalists that we can still kick there arses.

where from

>>724153272
How you get alcohol in an Islamic country?

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>>724153963
Yorkshire

Hiya bud checking in from Manchester just got through a fuck ton of gin where you from bud

stoke mayte

>>724153983
Theres only like 3 million ragheads ere dikhead. Most in london

>>724154143
>only 3 million
>only
You realize they're out breading you right?

3 million too many get them out

>>724153272
Aren't you the same as Irish people? You both smell like cabbage, have crooked teeth and ugly as fuck troll bodies.

>>724154306
Dont worry will kick them out after the civil war. Either that or make the north its own country and kick em out.

Too many of em

>>724154444
Nah thats a stereotype. Most people are pretty average looking. We actually have better teeth than yanks i read in an article

what do you think or irish people?

The Irish are inbred cunts with no money and a nothing government. Can't even bomb us properly the kiddy fiddling bellends

>>724154644
Cool guys. Im part irish by blood myself. Havent been there though.

Give us the 6 counties back.

>>724154709
Shut fak up you cunt. Treat our irish bros with respect.

>>724154877
Wat counties where u from

What football team do you support?

>>724153272
Should I get drunk tomorrow?

>>724154884
Hahahaha fuck off mate go finger a leprechaun. Nothing like you were, you gave in to the English master race

>>724154960
Not a footy guy. Ised to support man u back when i was a kid.

>>724154614
I know. I just want to see if ya get mad. Those quads tho

>>724154960
Burnley brother

>>724155023
I am english u cunt stop pickin on the irish

>>724154966
Yeah why not.

>>724155070
OK, you're not too bad.
>> Fuck arsenal

>>724154614
Ha! Fuck off you fucken island ape

>>724155097
You can stay too I guess

>>724155074
Hhaha ok bruv are u a yank whats it like in america? Do u own a gun

>>724155178
Because I've been drinking every weekend since new years

>>724155133
Where's the respect to us

>>724153272
How did your empire go from ruling half of Eurasia, India, all of North America and parts of South America to the collection of muslim-cock-sucking twats you are now?

The answer:
>Liberalism

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>>724155239
SHUT YA FACKING MOUTH U CUNT

u wot m8?

>>724154055
What part of Yorkshire? Huddersfield here

>>724155536
Come n get me with your toothtowers

>>724155494
You do realise every country in the west is going through this sort of thing right? Subversion.

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England is superior in every conceivable way

>>724155189
Spurs fan by any chance?

>>724155635
Barnsley outskirts near sheffield.

>>724155312
Ya I'm Italian American in NY. Upstate, not a city jerk off with the stupid accent. Pellet gun. No real shit. Don't need one really unless I plan on going hunting one day. Other than that hand guns are for scared pussies. How the UK? I think euro is more cultural than the US. Bunch of brainwashed crybabies here.

>>724155336
>every weekend since new years
Woah slow down buddy that's a bit crazy

>>724155855
I don't want it to become a problem.

>>724155312
Burger here ... love you guise and gun owner

>>724155814
Have a cousin out there, fairly shit place from what I can remember, no offense

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>>724155649
WE WILL GO CRUSADS ON UR ARSE M8

>>724153272
i wanna die

>>724155336
>Why stop now?

>>724155883
How many time a week would you say you drink? How much would you drink each time?

>>724155825
Only in your libtard city. Fuck NY

>>724156026
Maybe 12 beers on a friday

>>724154082
>hiya bud
fag alert

>>724155892
Not me faggot troll

>>724153498
Probably cos he's an Englishman living in 21st century England.

>>724155825
ITS SHIT DONT CUM HERE WERE GETTING FUCKED BY PAKISTANIS

move state and get a gun i would if i were a yank. What if someone comes in ur house at night?

>>724153960
mad repec for op

>>724156081
I don't live in the city. Read the post faggot. Only scared bitches who can't fight carry hand guns. Rifles are a different story.

>>724156114
You hurt my little peelings anon

>>724156252
Fuck off

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>>724153272
I see you dislike Globalists. Are you aware that even the Globe itself is bollocks

>>724155892
Jealous m8 wish i was american sometimes you have more rights than us. Your constituion is awesome.

If someone comes to your house at night over here and you hit them you can go to prison. DONT GIVE UP UR GUNS

>>724156252
You're a dumbass

>>724156184
My pitbull would tear them apart. I hope someone tries to invade my house so I have an excuse to fuck them up after my dog has their way. I have knives and bats if need be. It's not violent here like people think. It's the media making it that way.

>>724153272
What is a welsh?

>>724156481
Get a paintball gun mate can get small pistol style ones they hurt like fuck would get a scrub out my gaff

>>724153272
Be honest, at this time of night, if you weren't drunk, you wouldn't be an Englishman.

>>724156419
Pussy hand gun owner. You'll probably shoot yourself before you ever use it on anyone.

>>724156552
Welsh are like englishmen with funny accents. They are bro tier.

>>724156481
Don't plan to but if that manly man Italian fuck from UPSTATE comes at me, I'll scream like a girl. Such a man!

>>724156511
That's all you had to say? Ok then faggot. Truth hurts I know

>>724153272
whatcha drinking ?

jd here

>>724156670
Cool bait

>>724156742
YEAH FUCK NASA CANT TRUST THOSE FUCKERS

>>724156737
Are you still butthurt being a pussy handgun owner? You faggots too scared to fight like men

>>724156481
thats all a bunch of bullshit. we have the right to shit. its all lies. the constitution is meaningless, this is not the country it once was.

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>>724156766
Not op but boddies master race popping in

>>724156821
And you went for it newfag

>>724156766
PERONI ON MY 12TH BOTTLE

>>724156670
Show me where I stated that I owned a handgun you stupid double nigger

>>724156897
more Italian samitches you bitch

>>724156909
Ya there are loop holes around that shit. Marshall law and say good bye to our rights and liberties. People don't pay attention cause that shits been legislated away years ago. No one took the time to see it

>>724156992
What u hatin for then? You stated no purpose. Be clear, there're no ID's here

>>724157155
time to change it back huh?

>>724157155
OP HERE

DONT LET THE FUCKERS TAK UR GUNS

WE ENGLISH R FUCKED EE CANT DEFEND OURSVLES

>>724157141
Good one! You win the 4chan award!

Fuck off yanks twats this is about beer and England

>>724157287
Dunno if it'll happen man.

>>724157264
Piss off faggorite

>>724157301
Pitch forks and torches like old times mate

>>724153272
what type of beer are you enjoying right now?

>>724157312
Oh fabulous!
Now blow me

>>724157379
Hey good trolling man you win second place 4chan award. You're an oldfag now. Go tell mom

>>724157342
OI DICK HEAD YANKS ARE OUR COUSINS SHOW RESPECT FOR EM

>>724157462
Too much time in those trap threads kid?

Why do you all act like such arseholes while on holiday?

>>724157287
this country is full of a bunch of fatasses...the big takeover didn't happen with force, it happened with food, now there is hardly anyone left who could or would sacrifice themselves to 'change it back'.

>>724156986
>PERONI

i cant cope with all that pissing , i neck coke and jd to the tune of about 8 shots worth in a 1/3rd of a liter of coke , 4 of these and im battered , just finished umber 3 and cant deceide to fuck off to bed or have another

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>>724157433
ON MY 12TH BOTTLE PERONI

>>724157466
I will after I finish fucking that cunt of a whore.
She said to tell you hi

>>724154469
You do know that anywhere south of the river Wear is southern. If you're from York you're basically a cockney daft cunt. Toon toon.

>>724157543
Always 1 more

>>724157301
the americunts need to defend themseleves from other americunts with guns and dont have the fuckin brains to suss if you remove the guns you dont have anything to defend against in the first instance

>>724157515
I love feminine penises

>>724157519
Soery pal sum of us are dikheads.most of us are nice though. Are you spanish if so im ver sorry for what happned to benidorm

>>724157473
Don't dickhead me they are dopey bellends with an interbreeding problem 100000 times worse than blackburn

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>>724157634
nice, drunkanon.

i just got home and i'm on my first

pic related

>>724157691
im resisting , not got a job so nothing to get up for and im bored enough to go watch family guy sooooo

>>724157769
SHUT THE FUCK UP U CUNT

U SAYIN US BRITS ARE BETTER OFF FOR NOT DEFENDING OURSELVES AGAINST MUZZIES?

>>724156096
you think getting drunk once a week is a problem?

>>724157837
SHIT UP U TRAOTOR

>>724157965
Ahahahah that's the dream mate. You looking for something or taking it easy for a bit?

>>724156252
I bet you'll hold one in that fatass mouth of yours too. amiright?

>>724157990
what from wearing stupid clothes , starving themsleves for a month a year and badly parking in birmingham ? .... yeah im shitting it

>>724158097
I'm no Traitor brother I'm the proudest Englishman in the land and accept nothing saying England is inferior to anywhere else.

>>724158029
It could become that. I'm taking a med that makes drinking really really great.

>>724153272
Did you enjoy your 4 bottles of WKD you fucking faggot?

>>724158383
What med?

>>724158103

fell out with the cunts i was working for , its been 5 weeks now and i intend to get a few things done around the place and slowly find a decent job rather than something that rips the piss . The mrs is working so we have an income so its not the end of the world money wise and shes cool given she comes home to a clean place and mint food as i make an effert

>>724158428
SHIT FUK UP U CUNT

>>724158516
clonazepam

>>724155825
>Italian
Nigger

>>724158276
THERE RAPUNG OUR WOMEN U CUNT REMEMBER ROTHERHAM

ITS HAPPENING IN EVERY CITY THE MEDIA AINT TELLING U SHIT

>>724158540
Ahaha nice one boss, just been let go myself. Working as a chef so it's not too hard to find work but going to take a bit of time off.l, just recover a bit. What line of work you in.?

>>724158660
welp, you guys need to come together, break out the sporks and get at em

>>724158803
WE CANT DO SHIT THE POLICE WILL FUK US UP

DONT GIVE UP UR GUNS YANKS

>>7241586
It was us, we bombed the mosque

>>724158660
if we aint being told shit then what are we defending against , have you thought this through ?

yeah a shed load of paki taxi`s were shagging runaways and yeah they want there bollocks chopping off but that has nowt to do with most areas and rotherham social services wants burning down IMO

>>724159133
What mosque

>>724159198
Four lions quote init

>>724159163
WE HAD 3 CRUSADES AGAINST THESE FUCKERS TO DRIVE EM OUT EUROPE

FILTY FUCKS BREED LIKE RABBITS THEY WILL OUTBREED US IN 30 YEARS

>>724159304
FAK U MUSLIM CUNT

>>724158701
a courier , but i live next to a shed load of large companys like dhl etc etc so its easy enough to find work . I fucked up when i left and called a few agencys and the bastards wont leave me alone by calling almost daily to see if they can twist my arm .

I may go back to being a self emplyed courier to kill a summer and i may go further with the HGV as the moneys out of this workd around here . Sunday working pays for class 1 £25 an hour which is surreal for the work involved . They are crying out for drivers

At the mo im dicking about with a bit of buying and selling of cars but the hearts not really into it so sooner or later ill book a holiday to ibiza then ill have to pull my finger out me arse then

>>724153272
where in england faggot

>>724154055
is your name dan?>>724153272

>>724159777
trips for dan

Are you still hanging out you Yorkshire drunk?

>>724153272

Are you drunk because of Brexit?
When are you going to play Iceland again?

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Are you Paul the Britbong Paedo?

>>724159599
Ey that doesn't sound too bad them. Got a cousin who's working up to his hgv qualifications with Eddie stobart, sounds pretty class.
All the best pal, I'm calling it a night

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Paul Richards is such a paedophile.

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>>724159709
YORKSHIRE MY FRIEND

>>724159382
you mean when some turkish fucker invaded the holyland so the knights went over to sort shit out 800 years ago ? thats israel mate not europe

as for breeding does it really matter ? the next gen will be more westernised so will act in a modern way while the crazy bagheads die off , we are more likely to have an expansion for a little while before it peters out as they want the trappings of modern society . I will grant you they can be filty cunts mind

>>724159777
Nope sorry bud

>>724159964
Good on ya

hope to catch you again , all the best

>>724159839
Yea m8

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>>724160041
Fuck all Mudslimes.

I believe tired and emotional is the correct term.

Stupid case law system. Brits are fucking politically incompetent.

>>724160041
SO ITS OK FOR WHITE RACE TO JUST DIE

FUCKING CUNT

>>724158951
You fucking tosser
The police can't fuck themselves up
Im sure the farther from Scotland you come from the bigger the feminine penis lovers you are

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Britbongs are all paedos. Especially Paulo.

>>724160413
I meant the polce will fuk us up

Fuk off to scotland we shud hav annexed you ages ago.

>>724160230


you would be correct , i am a fuckin cunt

theres alot of white race out there and have you not noticed yet you mix a nigs blood with a white you get a nig , mix again and you get a errrrrrrrr not quite sure ,,,,, its white isnt it ? . if anything the white will always dominate thanks to numbers , there are also no end of people who simply wont mix blood and thats me

>>724160613
Exactly you soft arsed cunt
You'd let the police fuck you up?

Fucks sake what's the matter with you
and I'm more fucking English than you'll ever be ya Fucking tit in the north east we don't let the police fuck us up that's why thetes hardly any pakrats live here

>>724157679
Ok bud. Keep stretching. Moines laughing.

>>724154082
good ol' lowton

>>724158587
Careful combining benzos and alcohol dude

>>724161956
Its so goood

>>724162367
Right up until the overdose and subsequent death from respiratory depression. Trust me, I like drugs but gotta be careful with CNS depressant combos, they are by far the biggest cause of drug-related deaths

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>>724157789

>>724157769
Too many guns in America. There are more guns then hands to hold them. Can never get rid of them all no matter how hard u try. Outlaw guns, then only outlaws will have guns.

>>724162581
I'm taking maybe 6 mg and 12 beers. Is that too much?

>>724158252
Hold one what? Why is my mouth fat?

>>724163056
All depends on tolerance, but yeah that could definitely be problematic for a certain person. Do you take your benzo meds regularly? If so you probably have a good tolerance to those, although it's still not the best idea. Do you black out often with this combo?

>>724163037
This. Yeah, if we could magically make all guns disappear then it probably would be a good idea to get rid of them but that's just not feasible, they're far too ubiquitous

>>724163403
I take 2 mg daily, but I save some to sell or use later.

I've never blacked out.

>>724153960
God bless you. And God bless England!

post mrs' tits

>>724163499
If you're not blacking out then you're likely within the safe range, just be careful dude.

>>724163848
Yeahh...I think I'm scared enough to not do that anymore.

post your fucking girlfriends tits you t'cunt

>>724155790
Now why would you say that?
> COYS

>>724163931
Honestly man benzos aren't that recreational in my opinion, most of the fun is coming from the alcohol. Adding the benzo is just gonna make you more sloppy and likely to black out and shit, I guess some people consider this fun but it's not worth the danger IMO.

You prescribed clonazepam for anxiety?

>>724164638
>for anxiety
Yeah

Actually I find the opposite. I get all the euphoria of being drunk but without the falling down the stairs bit.