Evil thread Share your most evil acts. I'll start: >be

I sometimes leave the toilet seat up

>>724152365
Calm down satan

>>724152365
WOW WHAT THE FUCK

>>724151930
is this true?? damn dude

>>724151930
Please don't tell me your Jacob

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started to spread this dudes snapchat.

>>724151930
>>724152365
I don't know wich one of you is the most fucked up

>>724153028
It's true.
My Jacob.

>>724153120
Poor Norwegian guy getting snaps from strangers! That is Evil indeed.

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I never put the shopping cart in the corral, I deliberately leave it where it will be the most inconvenient to the most people

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>>724152365
You absolute monster

I knew a deaf girl in elementary school once. I jumped on her backpack and broke her hearing aids.

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>>724152365

>>724153302
he's a dick. He deserves it.

>>724151930
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole pvrpose of procreation.

>>724153864
I'm going to throw you in the fire for that is a sin.

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>>724151930
I post bananas to YLYL threads

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>>724151930
>>724152365
Top kek

Once i wedgied a girl so hard her vagina was bleeding

>>724153348
I do one of two things. Zip tie it to someone's door or put it right in the middle of the road.

>>724154249
Why would you even do that to a girl? YOU CUNT

>be me, somewhere around 14
>be a dumb fag who's sexually attracted to his grandmother
>grandmother was blonde, anorexic-level skinny, about 5'2"
>she takes Ambien to sleep easier at night
>get Idea
>knick about 5 ambient from her multitude of pill bottles
>grind up the ambien
>mix ground up ambient in her coffee while she smokes outside
>next day, family is gone
>PREFECTION.jpg
>she's knocked out on the couch with her dog, Toby
>take Toby and lock him in the bathroom, he sleeps
>EVENBETTER.jpg
>shake her a little to see if she's really knocked out
>She's fucking OUT like a light
>strip her down carefully
>she's shaved
>rub clit for about five
>finger slowly
>progress with speed
>she starts to stir and wake up
>NoRegrets.png
>She sees me, fingering her old cunt
>"Anon.. what.. What are you doing??"
>"Living the dream!"
>mfw
>hfw her grandson is fingering her vigorously
>She pulls away slowly
>I smile and walk away
>Let Toby out
>She falls back asleep
>walk back in
>mfw Toby is licking her cunt and she's fucking passed out

>>724154194
You... you are true evil incarnate.

I'm the one who posts all the Andy sixx log of shit breads

>>724154910
fuck you.

>>724154944
I've legitimately got nothing better to do.

>>724155173
And? switch it up post some johnny depp shit or something. LEGIT JUST FUCK OFF

When I was a teenager me and my friend around throwing acid on the door handles of cars. Another time we convinced a 6 year old to tell his parents his brother touched him kek.

>>724155274
Sounds like you could use a nice steamy log of shit about now

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>>724151930

>>724154476
Lying sack of shit

holy fuck you need some therapy or some shit like that

>>724154421
Don't judge me nigger

I shitposted being a normie to have my entire ex gfs family miss her wedding

I killed a guy in Reno and shit

>>724153000
when someone dies in the home they perform an autopsy
forced asphyxia due to smothering

I once found a salamander in a pond close to my home, I took it to a table out back of my house and used a pocket knife to cut off all its legs and tail then shoved it down the hole that hold up an umbrella. I also used to feed firecrackers to baby birds.