Evil thread
Share your most evil acts. I'll start:
>be me, 18yo
>grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer
>she's a really shitty person, she used to kill little cats throwing them on the river cuz she didn't want to keep it and was really mean to my dad but for some reason he really cares for her
>going in and out of the hospital for a couple of months, causing alot of trouble for our family who is already fucked financially because of her too
>always hated her, wanted to see her dead but she just wouldn't and was barely sane at this point
>one day the whole family leaves and im left alone with her for like an hour
>decide to end her misery by suffocating her with a pillow
>call my mom saying she's not breathing
>3 years later and everyone thinks she died from her condition
I sometimes leave the toilet seat up
>>724152365
Calm down satan
>>724152365
WOW WHAT THE FUCK
>>724151930
is this true?? damn dude
>>724151930
Please don't tell me your Jacob
started to spread this dudes snapchat.
>>724151930
>>724152365
I don't know wich one of you is the most fucked up
>>724153028
It's true.
My Jacob.
>>724153120
Poor Norwegian guy getting snaps from strangers! That is Evil indeed.
I never put the shopping cart in the corral, I deliberately leave it where it will be the most inconvenient to the most people
>>724152365
You absolute monster
I knew a deaf girl in elementary school once. I jumped on her backpack and broke her hearing aids.
>>724152365
>>724153302
he's a dick. He deserves it.
>>724151930
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole pvrpose of procreation.
>>724153864
I'm going to throw you in the fire for that is a sin.
>>724151930
I post bananas to YLYL threads
>>724151930
>>724152365
Top kek
Once i wedgied a girl so hard her vagina was bleeding
>>724153348
I do one of two things. Zip tie it to someone's door or put it right in the middle of the road.
>>724154249
Why would you even do that to a girl? YOU CUNT
>be me, somewhere around 14
>be a dumb fag who's sexually attracted to his grandmother
>grandmother was blonde, anorexic-level skinny, about 5'2"
>she takes Ambien to sleep easier at night
>get Idea
>knick about 5 ambient from her multitude of pill bottles
>grind up the ambien
>mix ground up ambient in her coffee while she smokes outside
>next day, family is gone
>PREFECTION.jpg
>she's knocked out on the couch with her dog, Toby
>take Toby and lock him in the bathroom, he sleeps
>EVENBETTER.jpg
>shake her a little to see if she's really knocked out
>She's fucking OUT like a light
>strip her down carefully
>she's shaved
>rub clit for about five
>finger slowly
>progress with speed
>she starts to stir and wake up
>NoRegrets.png
>She sees me, fingering her old cunt
>"Anon.. what.. What are you doing??"
>"Living the dream!"
>mfw
>hfw her grandson is fingering her vigorously
>She pulls away slowly
>I smile and walk away
>Let Toby out
>She falls back asleep
>walk back in
>mfw Toby is licking her cunt and she's fucking passed out
>>724154194
You... you are true evil incarnate.
I'm the one who posts all the Andy sixx log of shit breads
>>724154910
fuck you.
>>724154944
I've legitimately got nothing better to do.
>>724155173
And? switch it up post some johnny depp shit or something. LEGIT JUST FUCK OFF
When I was a teenager me and my friend around throwing acid on the door handles of cars. Another time we convinced a 6 year old to tell his parents his brother touched him kek.
>>724155274
Sounds like you could use a nice steamy log of shit about now
>>724151930
>>724154476
Lying sack of shit
holy fuck you need some therapy or some shit like that
>>724154421
Don't judge me nigger
I shitposted being a normie to have my entire ex gfs family miss her wedding
I killed a guy in Reno and shit
>>724153000
when someone dies in the home they perform an autopsy
forced asphyxia due to smothering
I once found a salamander in a pond close to my home, I took it to a table out back of my house and used a pocket knife to cut off all its legs and tail then shoved it down the hole that hold up an umbrella. I also used to feed firecrackers to baby birds.