whats /b/s ideal way to die?

>>724145311
exit bag+overdose

Being hung upside down and then sawed in half lengthwise.

>>724145311
Going to sleep after a nice day and not waking up again.

>>724145311
On the battlefield in service to my race.

throw yourself off a bridge, with a noose tightened around your neck, while you fall stab yourself in the chest repeatedly so that when the noose strangles you, blood spews out of the stab wounds.

>>724145311
Either by overdosing or in dying in my sleep.

Screaming at the top of my lungs, naked, covered in the blood of another

Freezing to death, because you were thrown into an Incinerator

Go in a zoo and fight a bear or a lion to death.

If you actually manage to survive you'll be alpha af for the rest of your life and will never have to worry about suicide again.

As a political martyr for the cause of Northumbrian independence.

>Chicken wire noose
>Hot glue hands to head
>Cops think you tore your head off

Dying in a war.

>>724145311
I intend to build a rube Goldberg machine in a few years. It'll have a bunch false suicide methods in it. For example, I'll stand in a tub and eventually it'll fill with water and a toaster will swing down but that will set off something else and then a hidden shotgun will fall and point at me but then it'll swing away and eventually a noose will drop. All with a bunch of rube Goldberg goodies inbetween. Ideally it'll be several minutes long and end with the hanging.

It should be pretty fun to build too.

Watching autistic cancer videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_fJv9cjXA

Being baked to a crisp when the sun expands, because that's not supposed to happen for like a billion years and would mean I found a way to not age.

>>724146417
Dolce et decorum est

>>724145311
Of old age

>>724146415
I see this suggested all the time but no one ever actually does it. C'mon people

Do an hero with a gun to the roof of my mouth and then pull the trigger

>>724145311
Alone

>>724145311
at the wheel of a 747 about to impact the islamists black box in mechha while a 12 year old natalie poryman blows me

>>724146699
Nice dubs.

OP here, those are some mighty fine ways to meet your maker. anyone who can make up the best way to die will be given the title as an hero

>>724146885
I understand you typed this with one hand so you could masturbate to the image, but that misspelling of Mecca is fucking hilarious. Makes me think of the cube transforming into a black and gold gundam with a turban on to strike you from the sky.

>>724145311
100% nitrogen atmosphere or cheaper CO

me myself i want to be found in a dark room hanging from my ceiling by a belt in a pepe mask with my dick out watching old re runs of thats so raven

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>>724147133
>implying my plane can't transform too

>>724147433
Beautiful exquisite man

At the end of a long, happy, fulfilling life, my loving and faithful wife at my side, surrounded by my kids, grandkids, and close friends, and pass away peacefully and painlessly with no regrets.

>>724148494
you're going to die alone

Become rich, have many kids, influence the world then die in your sleep with a hard attack while dreaming about chicken.

>>724145311
Like this >>>/x/18711805

Skydiving would be a fun way to end it all

>>724145311
Didn't know you can die of virginity

By killing someone worth dying for. A corrupt politician or a Muslim or something.

>>724146236
how do you think you could convince a guard to hold fire so you could actually get a few rounds in. Or do you think if you jumped in with a steak around your neck they would know your intentions and not kill their animals for you

In my own bed with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

>>724145826
Same

DEATH BY SNU SNU!

Death by alcohol poisoning.

chop your head off with an axe

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i dont care as long as it happens soon

I would dissect my own body while drinking pure wodka and mutilate my penis and die of blood loss

>>724145311
Taking my great granddaughters virginity on my 110th birthday

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>>724148944
fucking muslims

>>724145311
Technically ?
a gunshot in the back of your head.

>>724145311
Morphine od

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>>724148993
something something something harmambe

>>724148944
not bad. with about 2000 of you, we could make a positive change.

>>724145311
have a heart attack while fucking hitomi tanaka

death by jerkin it too hard to mai waifu

Kidnap my boss and his family slowly torture and slaughter them in front of him Waterboard him with his children's blood then blow my brains out

>>724151312
finally someone posts something that makes sense on this thread

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90y old with mah dick deep inside some random, and younger, chick. Easy.

Take poison that takes a few seconds to kill and jump off of a high building wtc for example, get to jump off somewhere and not feel impact. Also no stupid open casket funeral

>>724151927
they have this really cool invention for jump off stuff and not feel impact called parachute.

>cum in jar
>age by 40 years
>drink it
>hopefully the fermented semen pacts a lethal punch
>murdered by a jar of millions of my potential children
>leave them 60 bucks for a game on steam
>gg kids

>>724152066
i don't think you're getting the point here

Jumping out of a plane with no parachute while aiming for an elementary school playground at recess.

>Tie piano wire around my neck
>Tie rope around legs 2 feet shorter than the piano wire
>jump off building
>before hitting the ground the piano wire severs my head
>my hands catch my head as the rope around my ankles goes taught
>hung upside down holding my own severed head

One of these two would be my go to options.

>>724152691

I forgot that step 3 was tie hands together in a cup position above my head, my bad.

>>724145311
Tons of lsd.

Self immolation

>>724145311
>whats /b/s ideal way to die?

- Be between 90 & 100
- Enjoy a nice dinner with a glass of whiskey
- Sit on front deck to watch the sunset
- Listen to radio until sleepy
- Fall asleep & never wake up again

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being given immortallity by aliens
must be the same as death
i have been here 9000 years today,
feels good man
exsept im feeling dead inside

>>724145311
cocaine, viagra and a blowjob from someone who just came of age.

>>724150781
More people die this way than most of us realize. They call it "palliative care," or "hospice," but it really amounts to slowly overdosing on morphine.

>>724145311
Glad you asked

>get shot in bank robbery
>be teller at said bank
>don't be a hero I just give them the money
>get shot anyway cause I'm ugly and fat

Or

>go out like George clooney in that movie gravity
>just drifting through outer space with no chance of rescue
>watch the universe go by while I wait to run out of oxygen
>no one ever finds my body

>>724153616
Immortality on this plane of reality must be hell.

>>724146699
You got dubs, you do it

>>724145311
Its not how, its when

>>724153599
nice dream, nancy.