REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Yeah sure!

Okedoke

Ha ! Ha !

if only it were so easy

Thanks !

Worth a shot.

>>724135142
k

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>>724135142
claiming dat biatch

i fucking wish

>>724135142
Friday tomorrow might get lucky ill screencap this

oy vey a girlfriend she will take my shekels

>>724135142
Fuck it

I'm takin' my chances !

Ok

Yay

Oh just please let this date go well on sunday

but i dont want gf

>>724135142
>REPLYing TO THIS THREAD so i WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>724135142
please

Worth a post.

Might aswell

hope it works

Woot

K

Bout damn time

>>724135142
Pls! But she can't be needy, a fuck buddy would do really,

>>724135142
roll for cutie

>>724135142
Haha I dont believe but I really know someone I could imagine being my GF maybe

Ha

Thanks friend!

gfs are overrated. just get a robot

>>724135142
Sure, bud. Sure.

>>724135142
K

>>724135142
You and I both know ain't shit gonna happen.

Sure.......

why not?

Yes. I am utterly desperate.

If I do get one, I'll eat a fucking pineapple pizza, fuck it

Neat

i call bullshit but im desperate as fuck.

i hope my wife doesn't find out.

fuck it

sweet deal breh

sure

Sure why not

>>724135142
please

>>724135142
bullshit

Ok

I'll try

>>724135142
Sure.

I did one of these yesterday, and yet here I am again, still alone and depressed

Please kys

i trust in /b/

ok

>>724135142
already do, give me another

Sage in all the fields.

>>724135142
Only if Its Kek's will

pls

oki

>>724135142
So I have to juggle 1 wife and a gf? Sure.. just as long as my gf understand and doesn't introduce her to the wife..

>>724136444
Trips says so. Sage

>>724135142
plz kek

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>>724135142
Pls ;_;

>>724135142
hawt

we better not meet by tomorrow considering my hygiene

Pls

We all know OP is a faggot anyway

leggo

I wish

Damn, finally.

meh

Claiming the mother of OP

People still replying to the thread? Just keep sage-ing

I wish to ave the warm embrace of a woman. not even y own mother has sown me love in years.

>>724135142
o

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Claiming this girl. Opinions?

k

I hope so

willing to try anything

>>724135142
Z przyjemnością

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Well

K

Ok

>>724135142
boi

>>724135142
Fingers crossed

>>724135142
worth a shot

If i roll trips everyone here id a faggot. If i dont everyone here is still a faggot because numbers dont change anything

>>724135142
please be true

But I already have a fianceé.

Okay

>>724135142
Nah

>>724135142
Eh alright

Hurray!

>>724135142
how do i get gf if i dont leave house

Can't hurt, right?

Penis

but no ginger...

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>>724135142

>>724135142
hahaha

bruh

>>724135142
thanks op

>>724135142
Yeah sure...

>>724135142
Can't get a girlfriend if you don't have a penis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kden

Fak tomorrow i have a first date, this the thread i needed

>>724135142
Jokes on you, I already have Judge Judy's tampons

Thats gay

>>724135142
Black magic

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>>724135142
yeah, why not?

that would be nice

wizard forever

Pls work

>>724135142
I'd better op.

please...

>>724135142
if only

here we go again

Woot

Hoping for the best

Yeet

nothin else has been workin

k

>>724135142

I hope its the girl I'm talking to

Ha ha yeah fuckun right

>>724135142
I want to die

I fucking wish

she sits nearly opposite me

Ok.

Last chance

>>724135142
if only ...

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>>724135142
thanks

check 'm

>>724135142
yay

No I won't. I'm a realist.

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>>724135142
Thanks

eh what evs

>>724135142
taking a shot

Seems legit

wait if i already have one does this mean i get two?

>>724135142
let's try my luck

k

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already got 1

>>724135142
mm

Only if she's a qt3.14 redhead who has the exact same interests as me.

Yo \bros. Just created a YouTube channel, Famer666. You will get a dose of Epic instrumental music everyday.

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>>724135142
Sure Op sure I will

I want my ex back.

but what if im gay

Cool

>>724135142
Might as well try.

Plz

>>724135142
Fuck you and everything you stand for.

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>>724135142
what happens if I kill myself tonight?

fuck

Can I swap the one I have now? I am not greedy

>>724139757
Uhhhh, afterlife gf, duh.

>>724135142
K

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>>724135142
Kek
Good luck I'm /x/ in catholic, slav country

>>724135142
yeaah

Woo, tomorrow.

>>724135142
Cool

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>>724135142

If only it was that simple. I would rather the old one back I forced away with my commitment autism.

>>724139467
then you will suffer with girl your entire life

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gr8 b8. r8 8/8.
i 8...
w8 !...
2 L8 !
D8.

>>724135142
i want that one

>>724135142
Aight so I'll have First Friday ho tomorrow? Sounds good jimbo

>>724135142

Please, Kek.

>>724135142
here we go

>>724135142
doot

It will never happen, but whatever

i want 2 gf.

nah

Worth a shot

hello

>>724135142
I'm married with two kids

ok Lets see what happens

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When you're doomed to die alone

>>724135142
hi

>>724135142
If this shit works, I'm turning religious

>>724135142
maybe

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Gibe gf pls

>>724135142
Worth a shot ...

K

>>724135142
k

>>724135142
well

Normally I don't buy into this shit byt, yknow, if there's any chance higher than 0% this might help then it's worth my time lol

>>724135142
feck it

Xd

>>724135142
ok

>>724135142
Thatd be nice.

>>724135142
i try and try

big tit gf plz :33

>>724135142

Already have one?

Meh. Why not?

Worth a shot

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>>724135142
need me some ass!

>>724135142
you are a lair and a fag op

ok

>>724135142
>samefagging this hard
kys please

>>724135142
i wish you were right

>>724135142
or els3

>>724135142
that cute girl from uni pls!

>>724135142
.

No I wont....

make meme magic happen

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Doubt

>>724135142
I want to be a girl tomorrow.

i wish

>>724135142
k

Magic

Ha

Yeahhh boii

>>724135142

This is worth 10 seconds

FUCK YEAH

why not this can't me, except emotionally

for sure

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fuck yeah

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>>724135142

>>724135142
eh, y knot

k

>>724135142
This won't work but I'll do it anyway

Worth a try

Praise

>>724135142
lies

Worth a post

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Yeah I probably won't, but fuck it.

>>724135142
bullshit, but i guess it can't hurt

doot

>>724135142
if only

Bullshit

But what if I want a boyfriend

>>724135142
>>724135142
Suuuuure.

>>724135142
k

im not gay

Please

>>724135142
Just want to ensure

You're not gonna get my first post ever, just like that.

:)

Hopefully

>>724135142
gee anon

>>724135142
worth trying :'(

Ok

cool

rolls = likelihood of gf

>>724142162
roll

Nothing to lose.

>>724142162
rolling in the 90s

>>724141863
fag

how in the fuck its like 21:45 right now where i live

lets try then idc anymore

>>724135142
bf pls

fuck it

>>724135142
yay

better be a cute trap

Dubs of Kek avenge me

Will dubs double amount of girlfriends gained?
Also, rollin

>>724135142
:(

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>>724141885

Source please? Anyone?

why and how?

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>>724135142
Sure

>>724142448
looks like Shae Summers

>>724135142
K

>>724135142
reply intensifies

>>724135142
replying with -20% luck

>>724135142
then "she" better have a dick

>>724135142
Jebaited

i got nothing to loose

>>724135142
ok

why noooot

I just want my wife to love me.

>>724135142
LOL

4u

>>724135142
This never works

>>724135142
sure have nothing to lose

>>724135142
If dubs, no one gets a girlfriend

madeline

K

>>724135142
I'm willing to doubt that claim

thx

>>724135142
rip me

Cant wait

>>724135142
Hoping on it

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>>724142966

Pls new gf

Nah

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>>724135142
I Fuking doubt it but it's worth a try i guess...

LIES

Pls

>>724142966
die fagget

yeah I hate being single, time for me to get a GF again.

>>724135142
But I have a boyfriend, I don't need a girlfriend

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>>724135142
Burn in hell forever alone with your autism beta faggotry.

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>>724142966
why you do this ?

If this works

>>724142966
anon is gay and jealous

>>724135142
No

>>724135142
I need her

Pray

bumping for modern-day astrology