ask a dude with a fart fetish anything

>>724133383
Is it just farting or poopie and pee pee too

>>724133383
thats not a fart. thats a woman.

>>724133488
yes to the pee pee, no to the poo poo

>>724133515
and what a woman she is

How do you live with yourself?

>>724133764
i have to do all the laundry and cooking, other than that it's pretty normal

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>>724133703
why no poo poo?

>>724133838
ehhhhh....what can i say, when I have watched it it is still pretty disgusting. hottness can't erase that.

well this didn't really gain any tractors.

>>724133383
What about the fart do you like ? The smell, the taste ?

>>724134787
I think the sound is cute, like when they are more toots than raunchy loud rips.

but yeah I think the smell is something that won't kill you, you're grossed out but it won't harm you in any way. I like thinking of it like losing a dare or a bet and she has to fart on you. i dunno, it's kinda pervy and not something you really think about but I wonder what it'd be like to just inhale one

>>724134787
also, consider if you had to smell a fart from a woman. who would you chose and why? I'm talking nose to ass she farts on you not like you smell it in the same room

>>724135152
I myself think that this is as gross as it gets so no thank you. Im just curious of why other people like it. No harm intended. When and how did you find out that you like it ?

>>724135349
there was no "ah-ha" moment for me.

I mean asses are hot and sooner or later as dudes we all wonder what it'd be like to stick our D down there, despite the fact that we know it's where poop comes from. I don't think it's too far off to say most guys have thought of tonguing it too while they're eating out their gf or whatever.

from there you think, man it'd be kinky as fuck to sniff her asshole when you really think about it.

then there's the fact I was never raised with sisters or women in my life to talk to about these things. like some girls are just so hot I can't imagine their farts smelling bad (even tho I know they would) and it's just something I'd really like to try. Can't just be any girl tho, like super model hot required, so probs never gonna happen. hence the reason it's a fetish

>>724133383
What have been your last year revenues?

>>724136119
60-70k i think

>>724133383
> anything
What is the square root of -1?

>>724133383
What is the distance between the earth and Alpha Centauri?

>>724136346
i

>>724136394
>What is the distance between the earth and Alpha Centauri?
4 light years or so

>>724133383
Who really killed JFK?

>>724136509
I believe that was lee harvey oswald

>>724133383
What is the difference between Your and You're

>>724136579
We don't want opinions/beliefs but only facts.

>>724136620
to easy too explain. also a pet peeve of mine

>>724133383
Is that you I see there?

>>724136710
i believe in facts

>>724136752
nahh some actress who's farts I'd like to sniff

>>724133383
Is trolling considered an act of God?

>>724136847
if it's done in good fun it could be.

>>724133383
Do you smell animal farts too?

>>724133383
Where?

>>724136953
sad to say that our dogs have farted and it's pretty gross. not willingly

>>724137021
Wherefore?

How many Eproctophiles (i.e fart fetishists) are on this thread?

>>724133383
What happens if get caught in a fight and the other guy farts? Will you stop fighting and enjoy the look on his face seeing you smelling his odors?

>>724137132
May I say only onetard?