So how do you know the difference between a fart and shit?

>>724123898
Never assume it's just a fart.

That takes all the joy out of life.

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Farting is farting. Sharting is when there's liquid after said fart.

>>724124500
Not quite what I meant. I mean like before the fact. You feel like you have to fart and not shit. How do you know it's just a fart?

>>724124666
There's like a heaviness when it's a shart. A fart is kinda lighter. Best way I can really describe it.

when you u have to shit your muscles start moving it to the Exit to be jettisoned into the deep Blue Porcelain bowl which causes your nerons to fire which alerts the captn ie you that u need to shit

farts are a little different they dont require the same force to push out so similar neurons fire telling you pressures are building Dump the pressure then PSSSSHHHH as the valve turns untill enough pressure has been relinquished to remain functioning

consider them to differnt by products from the same process

now sharts are a little differnt When somthing goes critical in your system all systems fire you dont know if its a fart or a shit but 9/10 dump right away ussualy ull be safe with a false alarm excess gass other times not so lucky as the boiler has imploded and your shit leaks out your ass into your shorts

>>724125513
Did i really just learn the difference between and shit and a fart?

>>724123898
You can feel the poo poo in the booty

your nerves respond to them a bit differently.
that way i can call out to my mom so she can get ready to change my poopy dee.

>>724125708
Adding on
Just like how you can hold a Balloon full of air vs full of poo

>>724123898
You have nerves in your ass dedicated to detecting whether it's liquid/solid or gas

>>724124103
Let the pressure pass through and once you notice nothing moving through your colon you will understand its a fart but if something moves through it then its a shit. Also your stomach hurts when you need to shit

>>724123898
One comes out of ops mouth