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So /b/, did the moon landing happen?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So /b/, did the moon landing happen?
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>>724120639
No, the moon is just the opposite side of the sun.
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>>724120639
How can you land on a hologram?
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anyone with any knowledge of technology knows it was impossible then and now. I could list a hundred reason why it never happened. But I wont because you cant argue with brainwashed fucktards. Same with religion its been drilled in their head so long they cant reason...Never happened...Show me one high powered image from a telescope showing some moon buggy still there...Pro Tip..you cant
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>>724120639
It didnt. It was just a political stunt to oppress women
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Yes.

>>724120759
Even by 4chan standards, this is impressively brainless.
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Anyone with any knowledge of technology knows it was possible then and now. I could list a hundred reason why it definitely happened. But I wont because you cant argue with brainwashed fucktards. Same with religion its been drilled in their head so long they cant reason... It happened
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>>724120803
op here, I don't believe it happened I'm in an argument right now on if it is true or not so help me out with some of those facts would ya
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>>724120942
>fucktard
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>>724120639
Maybe?
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>>724120639
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>>724121004
battery power, how did a tinfoil craft carry enough lead acid batteries to fight off the extreme cold and heat and power computers, oxygen systems etc...didnt happen.
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>>724120858
Fuck off nasa shill
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>>724120803
>powered image from a telescope showing some moon buggy still there..

Here you go:

Apollo 14 landing area, photographed by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter telescope:
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Van allen radiation belt....google it
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FAKE NEWS
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China never did it
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>>724121114
that image dont show shit
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Apollo 11 was the spaceflight that landed the first two humans on the Moon. Mission commander Neil Armstrong and pilot Buzz Aldrin, both American, landed the lunar module Eagle on July 20, 1969, at 20:18 UTC. Armstrong became the first to step onto the lunar surface six hours later on July 21 at 02:56:15 UTC; Aldrin joined him about 20 minutes later. They spent about two and a quarter hours together outside the spacecraft, and collected 47.5 pounds (21.5 kg) of lunar material to bring back to Earth. Michael Collins piloted the command module Columbia alone in lunar orbit while they were on the Moon's surface. Armstrong and Aldrin spent just under a day on the lunar surface before rendezvousing with Columbia in lunar orbit.
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>>724121201
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>>724121241

>Gnorts, Mr Alien.

;)
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>>724121004

How did we get moondust? That stuff can only be found on the moon, and can't be replicated even today in a lab or found anywhere on Earth.
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>>724121009
Not anon. Great rebuttal mate ;)
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>>724120639
Yes. Want proof? Russians
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>>724121087
>battery power, how did a tinfoil craft carry enough lead acid batteries to fight off the extreme cold and heat and power computers, oxygen systems etc...

I presume you have never read about the existence of a fuel cell. - a technology that's been around since the 1890's.

Hydrogen and Oxygen go in from cryogenic tanks and electricity (about 27 volts), and water are produced.

3 of them powered each apollo mission.
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>>724120803
>i can post hundred reasons why it didnt happen
u cant post 1
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how does a lander with a 10,000 pound rocket pointed straight down not create a huge crater in a powdery surface and the pictures of the lander show no dust on the gold foil covering the legs. In near zero gravity the dust cloud would of lingered for ever...FAKE
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>>724121241
what were they doing for 6 hours before stepping out?
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>>724121201
you're dumb m8, deal with it.
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>>724121133

Okay, I did.

>Proponents of the Apollo Moon Landing Hoax have argued that space travel to the moon is impossible because the Van Allen radiation would kill or incapacitate an astronaut who made the trip. Van Allen himself, still alive and living in Iowa City, has dismissed these ideas.

>In practice, Apollo astronauts who travelled to the moon spent very little time in the belts and received a harmless dose. Nevertheless NASA deliberately timed Apollo launches, and used lunar transfer orbits that only skirted the edge of the belt over the equator to minimise the radiation. Astronauts who visited the moon probably have a slightly higher risk of cancer during their lifetimes, but still remain unlikely to become ill because of it.
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>>724121201
>that image dont show shit

Translation: "I cant even understand what I'm looking at. so it must have never happened."

Scientific illiteracy at work...
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>>724120639
Probably not. Not worth arguing about though.
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>>724120639
>>724120815
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>>724121353
why are we still using fossil fuel then?
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>>724120803
Whos the brainwashed here?
How do u explain those mirrors on the moons surface?
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I am the senate
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>>724121561
you seen them or only heard about them?...It doesnt take a man to drop something on a planet
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>>724121462
explain this
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pictures of the backside of the moon are fake because it's a hologram
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>>724121557
>why are we still using fossil fuel then?

Because fuel cells are still far more expensive than internal combustion engines, and do not produced anything like the energy/mass ratio - (an IC engine weighing the same as a fuel cell will produce significantly more power)

infrastructure for supply of hydrogen and oxygen in safety has also prevented the spread of fuel cells for other applications.

safety, like the explosive nature of the fuels... exactly what caused the Apollo 13 accident.
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>>724121477
Buzz joined Armstrong outside after making adjustments on the Spacecraft back to Earth.
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>>724120759
thanks janitor
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>>724121462
no answer eh?
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>724121133
>Van allen radiation belt....google it

the apollo launch trajectories lifted the rockets up and around the region where the van allen belt is stronger.

sort of like going around the sprinklers on your lawn, rather then getting soaked by walking through the spray.
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>>724121898
27 volts to power a heater and ac to combat -240 F deg cold and +253 deg F in the sun....hahahha thats laughable..in a craft that was tinfoil...wake up dumbass
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>>724122176
>what is vacuum
le wakey wakey
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>>724122176
Retard.
The foil reflected most of the heat, and the cold is almost irrelevant when you're essentially inside a thermos.

Wake up dumbass
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You guys ever notice that people trying to debunk the moon landing spend more time insulting others for being "ignorant" and "gullible" than actually presenting their facetious "evidence"?
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>>724121133
Van Halen radiation belt. Googled
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>>724121462
still havent heard this explained Einsteins
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It would have been impossible to broadcast a moon landing. It's impossible to take video or photos in a place with no atmosphere.
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>>724120639
I dont think we did and the earth is flat.
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No, of course not. The Moon doesn't even have landing gear, nor thrusters, nothing. It would have crashed if it had tried to land on Earth...
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>>724121087
>tinfoil craft
do people really think it was made out of tin foil?
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How was you able to hear the astronauts talking to mission control when they were setting on top of a rocket running as they were landing? The noise would of been unbearable
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>>724122459

The moon has gravity
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>>724122384
dont cry
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>>724122026
>pound rocket pointed straight down not create a huge crater in a powdery surface and the pictures of the lander show no dust on the gold foil covering the legs. In near zero gravity the dust cloud would of lingered for ever...FAKE

1. it was a throttle--controlled engine. it was not running at full 10,000 lbs at the moment of landing. In fact it was running at about 10% for landing, with the main burn in space running at about 40%. (there was a BIG margin for error in case of landing aborts, that would mean they needed a huge burst to lift up safely)

2. it is not "near zero gravity". Gravity is 1/6th that of earth. Drop a stone from your hand on earth, it takes about 1 second to fall. on the moon, it takes about 5-6. it doesnt simply float. Furthermore, for Apollo 11, there was a 2-hour wait between touchdown, and their first opening the hatch to walk on the moon.

3. It is in vaccum - any dust that is ejected out has a lot of velocity, which is not lost by atmosphere. therefore, dust flung out continues away from the landing point until it hits the ground again. it does not simply float around in a dust cloud round the landing point.
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>>724122384
No. It just gets annoying when people still don't want to believe it's fake when actual evidence is present.
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>>724122676
>would of
Your post was extremely retarded,but this still irked me the most about it
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>>724120639
No

Film at the time would not have withstood the radiation in space without damaging it. Yet somehow we miraculously have footage from the surface of the moon
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>>724122628
Almost all external surfaces, except for the top, platform, ladder, descent engine and heat shield, were covered in amber, dark (reddish) amber, black, silver, and yellow aluminized Kapton foil blankets for thermal insulation.
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>>724122856
You might have a point. But also. You can't film in space. There aren't any partakes to carry light. So it would be impossible to get an image like they did.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_loUDS4c3Cs
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>>724120639
No. Think about this: How would the Astronauts find anything on the moon without speaking German? Fake News.
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>>724122939
just wow.
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>>724122939
The maker of the camera Hasselblat admits the images could not have been done
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>>724122939
The dunning-kruger effect is strong with this one....
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>>724123013
with his first hand experience of building cameras in space right?
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>>724122856
RADIATION EVERYWHERE DEATH SAD
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>>724123146
LOUD NOISES
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>>724123139
it was their cameras that were used on the imaginary mission
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>>724123109
How much does nasa pay you to keep the lies going?
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>>724123146
what is sunlight, how is earth still here with all that deadly radiation fanbelt?
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>Absurd claim
Here is evidence that proves you incorrect.
>Ignore and present another absurd claim
Again, here is why you're wrong.
>Repeat until other party throws their hands up in frustration, then claim victory.

It's so fucking easy
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The government relies on you brainwashed cattle to keep the money rolling in...keep believing everything they tell you...graze away MOOOOO
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>>724123214
thanks
sage.
i was lost in a void of ignorance for a moment there.
you really helped me out on this one <3
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>>724123298
sunlight is cold.
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>>724123191
SPACE IS A MESS
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>>724123337
which government? UDSSR or USA?
(did you ever think about why these two names sound so similar?
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>>724123386
ahh like the counter-intuitive blue blood we all have.
it polarizes upon contact with earths atmosphere in a similar way i assume.

maybe we did land on the moon and they brought back autism and vaccines?
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>>724120803
>anyone with any knowledge of technology knows it was impossible then and now

Please elaborate, and then tell that to Elon Musk, who plans on sending two tourists around its orbit by next year.
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>>724123385
ahh
refreshing to see our future fuhrer and savior. how would we ever find the truth without him pulling back the shroud and opening our eyes
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>>724123483
blood is not blue, it just looks blue in cold sunlight
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>>724122856
>Film at the time would not have withstood the radiation in space without damaging it. Yet somehow we miraculously have footage from the surface of the moon

And yet every US spy satellite in the 1960's and 70's, particularly the CORONA, GAMBIT and SAMOS series of rockets launched from 1959 to 1967 used a standard Kodak optical film system with high-resolution cameras to photograph targets in the soviet union, to resolutions of around 10cm, prior to jettisoning the film capsules in a reentery vehicle with parachute which was intercepted in mid-air to prevent risk of landing damage to the capsules.
CORONA satellites orbited for 19 days, Gambit for 8-10 days, and the SAMOS satellites operated for up to a month.

which rather demonstrates your entire "film would not have withstood the radiation" claim is bullshit.
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>>724123558
>plans
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>>724123558
how about because we hadnt been given electricity by the aliens yet. fuckin duh. why u so slow?
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>>724123619
Yes, plans. SpaceX has had a particularly solid record concerning their plans.
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>>724123619
schemes
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>>724123609
If film could take this amount of radiation, then we would have (real) pictures of the Hiroshima bomb, wouldn't we?
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>>724123619
>plots
strokes cat
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>>724123685
Who the fuck would be taking pictures on the ground?
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>>724123567
THE GLOBALIST AGENDA MUST BE STOPPED PEOPLE. DON'T LET THEM CONTROL YOUR MIND.
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>>724123651
how could any falcon rocket generate enough thrust to overcome the force of the earths own rockets that propel us through space?
do you even physics?
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Believe what you want thats all that matters
Common sense was never a human strong point.
If you think the technology existed 50 yrs ago to do this you have none what so ever
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>>724122758
>>724121462
I notice you've gone very quiet since the facts about the lander engine thrust, and the reality of dust, and dust falling back to the surface have shown your claims that it was "fake" are nothing but ignorance.

what's your next "gotcha" claim of something that you imagine was impossible which needs debunking?
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>>724123785
That wasn't even coherent.
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>>724123721
Pizzagate is real

>is in fact actual gateway to hell in the basement of pizza shop
dont be a cuck who thinks it doesnt.
ive been there
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>>724123790
>i dont understand it
>it must be a lie

It must be cozy in your small world.
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>>724123815
re-read then

or are you one of those spherical earth fogg hats too?
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>>724123878
GET OUT THERE AND STOP THE GLOBALISTS. THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS.
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>>724123790
This. Milk wasn't even invented at that time.
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>>724123685
>If film could take this amount of radiation, then we would have (real) pictures of the Hiroshima bomb, wouldn't we?


in a thread of idiocy, you have managed to reach the spectacular, gleaming zenith of idiocy.

Congratulations. That takes a certain kind of talent.
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>>724123813
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>>724123790
>Common sense was never a human strong point

Your post is more than enough affirmation of that.

We haven't gone back because it's expensive. It costs about $17,000 per pound to send anything to space, and after beating the Soviets there, we deemed these missions to no longer be cost effective (we were using taxpayer dollars, obviously). That is literally the only reason, and it's a very good reason. Now the private sector is starting where we left off, which is fantastic. I'm excited for what the next decade has to offer.
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>>724123790
>you have done none whatsoever
I have done all of it you ignorant hick
literally all of it.
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>>724123993
hows the bait taste?
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>>724123993
show me one real photo of the Hiroshima bomb then.
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>>724123996
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>>724123996
youve only proved its made of tinfoil and wouldnt sustain its own weight if it wasn't a scale model.
well done anon.
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>>724124178
If you fold tin foil 3-4 times it gets hard as rock. Try it. Tin foil is a terrific material.
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>>724123996
Very good.

Now, show me a photograph of a "real" lunar lander leg on a surface, covered in dust, since that will be "proof" that the photo there is faked.

Or wait...
no-one's been to the moon, have they?
so no-one knows if it would be covered in dust or not....
So how can you be sure it would be covered by dust?

In fact, how do you know the surface of the moon is covered in dust - you've just said that no-one's been there, so there's no way to know. In fact, the surface might be completely solid.

your entire argument is full of logical holes.

You claim we've not been there, so you cant know if its like that or not. your entire premise is faulty.
You say it should have dust on it - but you claim nothing's ever been there. So how can we know if it would be covered in dust or not?
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>>724124288
thats true.
>hadn't considered this fact.

>conclusion spacecraft is real and made of tinfoil, hasnt travelled to the moon cuz fanbelt radiators.

thread solved
kek.
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>>724124430
I guess the footprints were in solid rock
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>>724124430
but by your logic why would dust settle on it?
didnt you say it would be an eternal cloud?

make up your mind.
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>>724124508
You forgot the shrink ray they used.
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>>724124533
must be. the temperature is hot enough to make the surface malleable.
200 degrees after all
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>>724121087
>how did a tinfoil craft carry enough lead acid batteries to fight off the extreme cold and heat

The "tinfoil" was lightweight insulation, you fuckwit.
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>>724124579
to get it to the right scale size for shooting, right, right.. always forget that one fact from school.
choked on dick every day cramming these facts in my brain
>mr paul wuz gud teecha
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>>724124485
well, look at that.

look at that slightly browner area radiating out from the lander.

That looks to me like a slightly different colored surface, where the upper layer of dust has been blown away by the lander engine.

Thankyou for that evidence of the lander engine blowing material away.
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People that don't believe moon landings happened are simply uneducated dimwits. They don't know the first thing about physics and they argue against it. Idiots.
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>>724124623
structural in fact.
do you even check the supposed spec from "NASA" bro
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>>724124533
so you conclude the footprint is real, but not the photo of the landing leg?

how strange.
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>>724124533
>Guys, let's make some footprints for our FAKE MOON LANDING FILM (tr). Don't put dust anywhere else, just because you know?

or

>O shit, who forgot the dust on the triple folded tin foil legs? Well, just let it be, it's lunch time, no one will find it out

which one?
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>>724124702
kek
>acts like photoshop didnt exist then
>willfully ignorant of technological capabilities
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What is a "legitimate" source, in your guys' view? Because obviously, a cursory Google search can provide more than enough information on how we got there forty years ago, but since everything that makes sense is suspect, what exactly would prove that we were there and will be again very soon?
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>>724124883
as long as not NASA, tesla or any other jewish agency.
those cunts are shills pedalling lies for trump
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>>724121462
>how does a lander with a 10,000 pound rocket pointed straight down not create a huge crater in a powdery surface

Powder was a thin layer over rock, the powder is blown away by the rocket but the solid rock is not. No huge crater expected. In adition, the rockst as it was landing was throttled way down -- they were trying to go down -- nowhere near full power.

>the pictures of the lander show no dust on the gold foil covering the legs.

Dust kicked up by the rocket goes away from the lander.

>In near zero gravity the dust cloud would of lingered for ever

The gravity on the moon is not "near zero gravity, " it is less than on Earth but still substantial. Dust clouds do not linger forever becasue there is no atmosphere for them to float around in -- you can see that when the astronauts move around, or the rover drives around in later missions: dust kicked up flies away falls immediately back to the surface, very unlike what happens with dust kicked into the air on Earth.
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>>724121477
>what were they doing for 6 hours before stepping out?

The initial schedule called for them to sleep after landing, to be as refreshed as possible after the landing to make the first EVA onto the moon. This plan was cut back after the crew reported, unsurprisingly, that they were too keyed up to sleep.
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>>724124961
thanks for greentexting contradictions for anon.
>cant wait to hear his reply
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>>724125056
lol im sure verifying what at that point was hypotheticals and double checking survivability
>fuck it im bored open the hatch already, i need to go pee on something
>are we there yet?
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>>724122176
>tinfoil

Since it was not tinfoil, your argument is invalid. Argue using facts or shut up.
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>>724124823
>acts like photoshop didnt exist then

I guess they used it on the green-screen CRT monitor to photoshop the images, and save them on the IBM System/360 Model 75s that NASA used, with their whole megabyte of memory, right?
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>>724122418
Things would have gotten pretty hairy if they'd flown through that!
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>>724123593
>blood is not blue, it just looks blue in cold sunlight
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>>724125184
kek
shill
i gibs yooh numbas
you gibs me nuttin bet trubblz

credible sauce or you are a paid disinformation agent
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>>724125266
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you - Einstein himself.
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>>724125184
>Since it was not tinfoil
>10 pictures of tin foil in the thread
please.
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>>724122628
Probably not, but since it was covered in Kapton MLI (multi-layer insulation), which looks like metal foil, they are hoping people who know nothing about it will fall for their bullshit.
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>>724125193
lelkekgfy everyone knows the gubbermant haz teh alien computahs tehy wuz using macbook pros newb. its slowly leaked so as not to arouse people like me, whilst keeping people like you subserviant and unawares of how our technology actually works

ever heard the term "trickle down economy"
>is this uneducated
>just wow, how do you breathe?
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gonna see if im banned, dont mind me
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>>724122826
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>>724125381
kek
>doesnt show working out
>failed exam
>/b thinks your a faggot now
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that depends on what moon ure talking about.
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>>724125266
>credible sauce or you are a paid disinformation agent

That's exactly what a disinformation agent would say, to deflect attention away.

Please, provide us with blueprints that show that the entire landing module was made of "tinfoil"?

Oh wait, you cant.

here's the technical drawings of the landing gear underneath that insulation:

which suggests that its you who's the traitor who's engaging in a disinfo campaign, commie pinko.
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>>724125410
SAGE
save this awful thread of lies and preach the truth to these ignorant masses.
praise allah
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>>724122961
This guy is great, in a totally dorky way.

>>724123013
Any sort of source at all, or is it just pic-related?
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>>724124959
Neither NASA nor Tesla are "Jewish agencies", and they are not the only sources that pop up on a search engine. Or in your local library.
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>>724125667
You don't believe the MAKER OF THE HASSELBLAD? I hope you believe in the elders of the internet at least.
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>>724125687
But the guy who owns Tesla does like Jews. In particular Mel Brooks. He has good taste.
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>>724125687
>Neither NASA nor Tesla are "Jewish agencies"
lol
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>>724125410
and here's a photograph that PROVES that human beings are made of tinfoil!

Look! Evidence!
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>>724123483
>maybe we did land on the moon and they brought back autism and vaccines?

Post of the year.
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Due to myriad meteorite impacts (with velocities in the range of 20 km/s), the lunar surface is covered with a thin layer of dust. The dust is electrically charged and sticks to any surface it comes in contact with. The soil becomes very dense beneath the top layer of regolith.
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>>724125787
Fantastic argument.
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>>724125800
this is a human wrapped in tin foil and it's not even tin. Idiot.
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>>724125589
as a disinformation agent im not provided with plans to your fantasy starships.
fucking star wars and star trek rotted the brains of you people.

adam savage himself told me he built the props and setwork for the landing sooo...
>you lose boychyk
#mythbusted
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>>724123593
NB4 cubic time reference
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>>724125787
Nasa used to be filled with literal Nazis. I have no idea what you're implying
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>>724125785
Now a Mel Brooks sci-fi conspiracy theory film.

that I'd like to see.
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>>724125831
>The dust is electrically charged
>electricity on the moon
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>>724125890
Holy shit yes. Maybe his son could write the script with him.
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>>724125687
coz the jews didnt give jesus musk
>open your eyes

besides if we were on the moon wheres fucking jesus?
>behind the boulder (moon) or the cave (space)
>cant beleive im debating people who didnt finish school
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>>724123704
>cat stroke
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>>724125887
I didn't consider that: Wernher von Braun made all of this possible. The propulsion technologies that were a direct result of his research and drive are what ensured our capability to land on the Moon forty years ago.

Are you saying you don't believe in a Nazi, /pol/?
>>
>>724120858
lol what cuz fake news told you its made of cheese? lol when the sun goes down the moon comes up, its because they're the same thing you fucking moron
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>>724125897
Well it's bombarded by the sun without atmosphere to protect it. It's literally radioactive at times. Also you're just anti science in general
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>>724121114
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>>724125800
thats mylar fuckhead.
not tinfoil
>cant tell difference
>probably doesnt know the fuckin autist
/b has gone to the dogs
>u dum az fuk
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>>724124133
THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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>>724125897
>we have powerplants there that keep the dust radiated after impact
what about this dont you get?
im happy to enlighten you
>>
>>724126056
Science as it is today is used to keep people in line, it's not science in the traditional way.
>>
I know we went to the moon because the United States Government would never lie to the people they love and cherish...God Bless America
>>
>>724126223
Do go on.
>>
>>724126211
>>we have powerplants there that keep the dust radiated after impact
dust. nice and radiated.
>>
>>724126051
how does the sun go under the plane of earth?
>do you even flat earth bro?
>>
>>724122961
This is a good video.
>>
>>724125897
interestingly, static electric charge in moon dust is a genuine phenomenon.
the moon interacts with the plasma field around the earth, resulting in positive charge - it actually results in a tiny (as in invisible to the naked eye) amount of dust that floats above the surface.

its a really intriguing phenomenon.

that guy, >>724125831 is wrong - the static repels other objects, as much as it sticks stuff to it.

Incidentally, one little fact most books omit: Moon dust apparently smells absolutely vile. Apollo 17 astronaut Jack Schmitt had an allergic reaction to it.
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>>724121087
>tinfoil
>>
>>724126245
There is nothing more to find out about the world since Galileo. Everything after that is pseudo religion. And as religion it is used to make people do what the leaders of the world want them to do. There are a lot of sources outside of Google.
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>>724125172
>>
I bet it sucked taking a dump in a suit with a steveo bubble on yer head
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>>724126288
>tiny (as in invisible to the naked eye) amount of dust that floats above the surface.
>footprints are inches deep
nope.
>>
>>724120639
of course it did, it was the cold war. thats we beat putins shitty rockets with our rocks
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>>724126389
Conveniently outside of Google, you say?

Do go on.
>>
>>724126265
as you well know this is the correct nomenclature, or "science talk" for those of you who haven't studied radiology and nuclear medicine (for space travel)

>if your not agreeing you're obviously not a doctor in this field
>>
Incidentally, one little fact most books omit: Moon dust apparently smells absolutely vile. Apollo 17 astronaut Jack Schmitt had an allergic reaction to it.
>said the guy that shits in his suit
>>
>>724126385
thats correct
>new to observation are we?
thats fucking tinfoil right there dipshit look at it next to him
>>
>>724125410
Zero pictures of tinfoil in this thread. Plenty of pictures of Kapton MLI insulation material wrapped around outside of structure for thermal protection.

Protip: Tinfoil ain't yellow -- look at your hat and you'll see I'm right.
>>
>>724126447
google is part of the science meme. Of course they don't publish anything against it.
>>
>>724126554
this indeed
>>
>>724126541
>Kapton MLI insulation material
stop being a smart ass
>>
>>724126389
>not true
geronimo made many contributions well after he died and in fact is used as a prime point against religion already
>whats your point?
>>
>>724125759
I don't believe YOU. I have not hard anything from the maker of the camera.
>>
Nigga

There is space war...everything USSR does does USA 2 months later so how can the fat kid win the race? By cheating my dudes by cheating...

Let's say fat retarded kid didn't cheat? It was back in 60's why has nobody els want to go there? Let me tell you why, its impossible


i'll rest my case
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>>724126393
>just landed on moon 1st time.
>opens door straight away before checking equipment
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>>724125949
>Holy shit yes. Maybe his son could write the script with him.

the best (funniest) conspiracy theory I've heard was the one that the moon landings were real, but the photos were faked. various reasons along the lines of the nonsense about radiation, or the film breaking up in extreme temperatures.
I can just see a Mel Brooks film revolving around that idea - all the NASA execs in a panic, convinced they're going to get fired because they've lost the most important moment in human history, and one guy in the board meeting going "uh, guys, we've got a test module. lets... fake the pics?!"

it would be brilliant.
Wish Gene Wilder were still around to do an old nazi Von Braun character.
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>>724126389
Fuck, I didn't know we had Galileo to thank for peer-to-peer networks that take advantage of radio waves that Galileo was totally aware of, based on computing processors that mimic the synapses of a human brain, that Galileo was also totally aware of.

The Internet. 4chan. /b/. This thread. It's ALL thanks to Galileo. What a guy.
>>
>>724125845
>>724126123

And that, of course, is the point.
>>
People who don't believe in Moon landing are those, who spam NASA with their Alien questions.
Moon landing did Happen, the Moon dust was Sent to scientist all over the world. There is no question this ain't from the Moon surface. Google it
They have no Life so they Stick to the Moon landing saying its Fake to become Important and special.
Do you really think Aliens are Here? For years doing light Shows and nothing more. Our telescopes are so Good, they can watch Miles and Miles. Aliens have to Travel light years and Tell ne how they do it. Fly with light Speed... Yes of course Mate. Aliens errywhere Aliens in area 51, Moon landing Filmed in area 51 proved
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>>724126541
my hat is yellow fuckhead
>you don't know me
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>>724126651
undeniable
>>
Hope humanity will burn in hell
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NEVER HAPPENED

if we suposedly went there like 99 years ago, how come we never came back?
With moder technology we could just send drones or something, and have HD videos of the whole surface, includding the side we cant see....

Governments have already done this, of course, but they are not showing us this for some reason....

wonder what theyre hiding
>>
>>724126718
I love the sound a point makes as it goes whooshing overhead.

those two proved it perfectly.
>>
>>724126234
The government can and does lie. It also can and does tell the truth ("If you don't pay your taxes, we will throw your ass in jail. Love, the Government.")

When there is as much evidence as they have for the moon landings, that is a different situation than if they just made a claim wit no evidence.
>>
>>724126718
clear and reasoned argument presented without hesitation you may go to recess now
>marks for trying
>missed your point
>>
>>724124823
Couldn't be a more obvious troll, can't believe you dumbasses are buying this. Nobody on this thread believes the moon landing was a hoax
>>
>>724126428
The few grains floating above the surface due to the static charge /= the inch or so of dust lying on the surface.
>>
Nobody on this thread believes the moon landing was a hoax
>MOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>724126870
kek
>faggot has no concept of bill of materials related to construction
>>
>>724122384
to be fair though every argument in every thread is like that.
>>
>>724121498
KEK no response.
>>
The best part about the lie was you paid for it
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>>724126664
That is neither what happened nor what was planned. What are you talking about?
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>>724126965
fail
>dont speak for me kid
i fought for your freedom on the fields of normandy
>i watched the hoax unravel with my own eyes
stop derailing the thread dick, OP asked a question
>>
>>724126738
Then it is not tin foil.

>Enjoy your Kapton MLI (multi-layer insulation) hat
>>
>>724127186
kek
>>
>>724127138
just like "the mexicans will pay for it" ?
>>
>>724127165
thats my point
>weren't there, never been.
case closed
>>
>>724126870
Unless they were posting ironically. Very hard to tell the playful trolls from the actual idiots in this thread.
>>
man it was fun playing "flick the retards ear" but in all honesty I could give a fuckless one way or another. Dipshits will argue about anything
>>
The moon isnt real so no.
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>>724127333
trips-o-trooth
>>
>>724127284
the mexicans will pay for this *shakes fist*
>why i oughta'
#MeddlingKids #BrokebackMexicans
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>>724126809
or they went to the moon, but ay lmaos threatend and asked them to never come back
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>>724121004
What is your preferred brand of tinfoil?
>>
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>>724127285
So your argument is that something that was not claimed to have happened would have been dumb, so it's a hoax?

Damn, son, just... damn.
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>>724127298
its an analysis of the deviation of opinions in extrinsic fields.
also a meta-comment on the practicalities of poes law in motion.
>thanks for noticing
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>>724127284
Not sure if your trying to make a joke here but yeah, exactly the same, all in the taxes.
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>>724127138
We pay for many lies. We're the only world power because of it.

In the case of the Apollo missions and NASA in general, that's the one utility of taxpayer dollars that both had/has a net positive for both the United States and the world at large, and is something I support at an existential level.

Basically, >>724126886
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>>724127451
>its called deception through misinformation
are you new?
>>
>>724122621
This.
I calculated it would Need about 38500 parachutes the size of a parachute to Land savely
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>>724127575
finally some real proof, check the math /b fags.
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Proof right here
/thread
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>>724127755
clearly this says nothing about static
>proof still pending resubmission
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>>724127755
invented by jewish gold hobbits more like
as if the apollo team would have time to invent something while theyre going over cover stories with each other
>>
>>724127911
>>724128015
kek
>>
>>724128088
this is a serious matter.
if you'd like to "cash me osside" we could settle this like the neckbearded gentlemen we are, in duel.
>>
>>724122157
They would of only died if there was a solar flare but the time of the missions was in the sun easy 11 year period before it switches poles. So there was almost no chance of radiation beyond the point other than a lil above background.
>>
48 yrs ago
>your parents werent even born what would you know
>>
>>724120803
>I can give 100 reasons why
>I won't say because it's pointless
Not if you're trying to back up a point you made so it's believable, faggot.
>>
Proof it did happen


"Kinda proof"

USSR spies would've get the Intel and sent it to Moscow

Then again maybe he was assassinated or just ran over by car while he was trying to reach payphone
Or paid off at the end of a day murica is capitalist country
>>
ask a russian or chinese person and they will laugh at the moon landing they know its a joke
>>
>>724122494
You're autistic right? Have you seen rockets jettisoning their stages in space. Right...
>>
>>724128385
have you ever lasered the moon?
>didnt think so

faith faggot. dont be a sheep
>>
And what did we learn from going to the moon?
>Tang tasted like shit thats what
>>
>>724128530
kek yeah pixar and dreamworks
jewspiricy
>>
So in closing OP I think you realize that it was faked and the majority are mindless followers that keep the machine rolling
>>
>>724127575
You calculate tension, bearing forces, drag, mass, gravity acceleration, velocity and deaccleration. Because when I did I needed 3. What physic you high school level?
>>
>>724128710
Sorry artistic
>>
>>724128901
all contingent on opening altitude
>>
>>724128856
or to put it another, more accurate way:

you can drag a horse to water, but you cant make it drink, however fucking stupid the animal is.

Present the idiotic conspiracy theorists with reality, and they still wont listen.
>>
>>724129068
back to work
>whip crack
>>
>>724129027
Well I guess you did your math wrong.
>>
In 69 they didnt even have remote control TV's, microwave ovens, Bic lighters or 4 FUNCTION calculators but we landed on the moon ...wait for it
waiiiit...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH MY SIDES
>>
>>724129199
>contingent
>>
>>724128901
>makes up interactual words to Sound clever

Fuck you. The moon is heavy. Like one moon masses of stones. One parachute can carrying 1/38500 moon masses.

Wake up
>>
>>724129318
They had remote control TV's, four function calculators. Why do you care what can you not do calc without a calculator?
>>
>>724129473
The pocket sized devices became available in the 1970s, especially after the first microprocessor, the Intel 4004, developed by Intel for the Japanese calculator company Busicom. They later became used commonly within the petroleum industry (oil and gas).
>>
>>724129430
Oh I though he was talking about Earth's re-entry. Yeah they did use parachutes. Wanna know why? There is no atmosphere. They used boosters.
>>
>>724129624
Regardless, can you not do calculus without a calculator
>>
>>724129696
so they used a slide rule to control onboard systems
>KEK
>>
>>724128489
I'm not laughing tho
>>
The astronuts circled the earth in the capsule and that was the extent of the apollo missions
nothing more nothing less
>>
>>724120639
>>>724129199
>They practised the approach as many times as they could in a simulation. You think they'd fucking wing it you retard?
>>
>>724129627
We are talking about re entry in earth atmosphere yes
>>
>>724122621
Underrated post
>>
>>724121201
gr8 b8
>>
>>724130096
Still 3, your math is wrong. Did you calculate rentry deaccleration?
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>>724123385
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>>724120639
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>>724120639
>>
>>724126280
There's a big trampoline down there.
You know, not really a trampoline, but something like a trampoline.
>>
>>724130267
Plus dentistry of atmosphere as a exponential function?
>>
>>724130267
Read
>>724122621
Again .. I'll be back when my sides deorbit
>>
>>724128901
what part of parachute the size of a parachute didnt you get?
>all of the physics high school level obviously
>>
>>724130531
We aren't talking about the moon.
>>
>>724120639
Probably. If we found out officially tomorrow it didnt happen, i wouldnt be surprised or nothin, but the conspiracy fags are nuts.

Tin foiler hatters are nuts.
>>
>>724120803
Id like to see your PhD in astrophysics please.
>>
>>724128990
better.
>seriously though. all breakaway rockets are cgi, period.
>>
>>724129068
exactly
>what kind of moron would believe in space travel anyways? glad youre on our side not theirs
>>
>>724120639
sex tape or it didn't happen
>>
>>724130672
Thats part of drag you idiot.
>>
>>724130760
PHD
>post hole digger
>>
>>724130688
Just because you got Führer dubs doesn't allow you to speak for the both of us
>>
>>724130775
>All your comments are acoustic
>>
>>724129318
tube/valve powered rockets. what a joke
>amiright?
>>
look it didnt happen
why is that so hard to contend?
Granted it was / is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind
>>
>>724130884
Stop playing so much ksp.
>>
>>724130955
anechoic?
>>
>>724120639
The Moon is covered in radiation from the Van Halen Belt. Any one stupid enough to go there will perish within minutes. Also the earth is flat and if NASA did somehow manage to get to the moon (space flight is not possible at all btw) then everyone would know just how flat and weird the earth really is. The world societys would collapse and world war 3 would start. That is why Steven Spelberg faked the whole thing up with models from 2001 odessy along with other illuminati jews like George Lukas and that french pedo director who made the godfather.
>>
9-11 happened because the Muslims hated our freedom too.
>mega kek
>>
>>724131131
Harmonic with the other idiots
>>
>>724131141
>The Moon is covered in radiation from the Van Halen Belt.

that's caused by Heavy Metal fallout.
>>
Can't land on something which is just a government hoax. The (flat) earth is in a dome, with a 'moon' painted at the top
>>
>>724131087
Let me see your masters in physics butt blaster.
>>
>>724131141
>woody allen
>>
>>724130884
im aware of the math dickhead.
didnt you notice im autistic? fucking good will hunting and the martian all in one.
don't test me. ive serveral degrees in ecenomics and english. My physics is incomprehensible to a chimp like yourself.
>whatafuckindickhead
>>
area 51 is where the landing was filmed because its a piece of the moon that created groom lake DUH
>>
>>724131194
lol no i beleive we didn't go to the moon.
the idiots are elsewhere friend
>>
>>724131300
Whipped like chocolate pudding.
>>
>>724131332
thats why we exploded nukes there to destroy the evidence
>>
>>724131194
btw learn english :)
reading comprehension is a life skill.
>>
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>>724131246
>pic related, is you
>>
>>724131251
No the other one who raped and murdered some young girl that was modelling at dustin hoffmans flat.
>>
>>724131581
You mad?
>>
>>724131251
j.j abrahms you mean?
where was peter jackson in all this? that fat hobbit cunt's fingerprints are all over this. forced perspective cinematography and what-not
>>
>>724131444
Anehoic, free from echo. No you're harmonic. What do you mean?
>>
>>724131141
micheal bay
>>
>>724120639
If the moon landing happened then why haven't aliens shown up yet? The moon and sky and sun are just a fake light show by the obama administratoins and trump is going to prove just how flat the earth really is.
>>
>>724131646
You're obviously the one flipping me of with a bottle in your Ass.
I've only been shitposting since i found this thread.
Can't believe i still get (you) for my bs
>>
Someone tell me more about the van halen fanbelt? why cant it spacecraft?
>>
>>724131744
lel
you believe the MSM theory/hoax
and im in harmony?
>teh ironses
>whats the saying about nigger pots talking to sterling kettles??
>>
>>724131819
i think everyone can agree. we can end the thread here.
good job anon. well put.
>>
>>724131705
>>724131790
I think he made the original Fast and Furious 2 movie back in the 1970s or something. Anyway he definately was french (or italian) and was arrested for kiddie fiddling. I also think he used to run a hospital for kids in England in the 1980s. Aparantly he is connected to the royal family and the freemasons.
>>
>>724132124
I'm having the time of my life
>>
>>724132169
Ohh that guy
>fuckin Jews at work man.
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