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Dogs are better than girls

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Dogs are better than girls
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>>724117681
Makes me think of that furry who bound and gagged(with a ballgag) his dog, and screwed him.
Sad thing is, the dog probably still loved him to death.
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>>724117789
I tought my dog useful command. "Go fuck, doggy".
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>>724118565
That's fucking cute, I'm sorry
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The best breed
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>>724118565
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>>724116937
Well you're not wrong.
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>>724118536
Now he said, "Go fuck, doggy" But what I heard was, "Chopper! Sic balls!"
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bernese master race
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>>724118687
There is no "best breed". The breeds were all created to make a dog better suited to a certain job or purpose, whether it was herding sheep, guarding flocks, hunting rats or trotting beside a carriage.

I'll agree that the Border Collie is probably one of the brightest and seems to have limitless energy. But if you tried to keep one of those in a kennel in a small urban garden and walk it twice per day for 20 mins a time it'd rapidly go mad. But there are dogs that would thrive on that.
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>>724116937

I have a dog and a girl. Both are equally great since dogs are terrible at hand jobs, and I really don't like zoophilia, but if I liked, how would I enjoy the casual hand jobs I get from my girl?
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>>724118909
I know that. I want to got that dog, but now i haven't enough time.
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>>724116937
>be me
>have akita
>get girlfriend
>date girlfriend
>fall in love
>two years go by
>propose
>she says yes
>plan wedding
>decide to buy bigger house
>go out
>get a loan approval
>find beautiful home
>verbal agreement with sellers
>take fiance
>"omg"
>tearsofjoy.gif
>totallygettinglaidtonightmeme.jpg
>mentions something about getting rid of the dog when we move in together
>"...sorry what?"
>"its just i don't care for dogs much"
>hold her hands
>look into her eyes
>gently pull hands away and take the ring off
>get into car
>drive off with her standing there
>ignore her repeated texts and calls
>get home
>throw her shit shes left over in trash bags and put it on the curb
>send text
>"Your shit is in trash bags on the curb. Trash day is tomorrow morning."
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>>724118909

>But if you tried to keep one of those in a kennel in a small urban garden and walk it twice per day for 20 mins a time it'd rapidly go mad.

I have three border collies and I live downtown, in a apartment.

Stop memeing like a retard. As long as you walk with them at least 1 hour per day and play with them around the house with a ball, they will be perfectly fine.
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>>724118565
10/10 would pay for puppeh kisseh
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>>724116937
I put my dick on you, you fucking zoophille.
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>>724119222
Are you foken gay???
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>>724118699
kek
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>>724118909
Well, what does lolling about and sleeping 90 percent of the day accomplish?
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>>724119296
I don't know - what do you manage to do in a day?
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>>724119296
That meme loses all of its power because they chose Wesley.
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>>724119296
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>>724119296
The needs of its owner.

How old are you?
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>>724119145
If you'll note, your example of why your three Collies are OK differs entirely from the example I gave which, as most intelligent readers would surmise, was purely for illustrative purpose and not to be taken literally.

How do your dogs get on with the fact that they are the smartest in their pack?
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>>724119120
Appropriate reaction
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Dogs are your friends for life.
Also, they always cheer you up.
A good girl is nice, but she's more likely than not to fuck you over. It's human nature. Dogs are better.
>downside is no fucky
>no fucky makes sad human
>teach dog to sit and you're happy again
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>>724119120
A true man.
You don't abandon your friends.
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>>724119296
>implying the 'smartest dogs' is related to scientific discoveries
>implying races exist, even when it comes to dogs
>implying forced selective breeding is a thing among humans
>implying races exist
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>>724119546
It's easy to score chicks if you have a dog. Go walk it around in the park, sit at a coffee bar and chill. People will come to you and your dog, they'll automatically have a good impression of you. My dog died few years back but I sometimes go walk friend's dogs just to socialise with strangers (and because I like dogs)
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>>724119120
Noice. Stupid but nice.
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If you're stupid then your Border Collie will be stupid too. It needs trainings and love.
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>>724119501
>I-I-I'm sure there's somebody who *needs* a dog that sleeps all day and can't defend for shit!

A-anons... I wasn't even really talking about dogs, y'know.
>>724119793
>race is a social construct
>but let's celebrate diversity!
>b-because we're all the same...
>so let's mix together!
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>>724120341
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>>724119188
Shit i saw that video once but couldnt save it. Anyone have source?
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>>724119296

Dog breeds are not races. They were all bred through trait selection.

The original genetics came from wolves. There was never a wild border collie or dalmatian.
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>>724120864
Petlust
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>>724121190
You can select humans to breed. And create for example race of Super smart people or something.
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>>724119120
For glory and honor comrade
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>>724121190
Human breeds are not races. They were all bred through evolution selection.

The original genetics came from apes. There was never a wild caucasian or asian.
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>>724116937
yeah, most girls don't even let you pick up their shit
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>>724121434
The Nazis tried that - it didn't turn out well

We also do that to dogs - which is why labradors and German shepherds are prone to hip displacia, bulldogs have breathing issues, chihuahuas can barely give birth naturally, etc, etc.

Want a healthy dog? Buy a mongrel, and if anyone offers you a pedigree, run away.
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>>724119513

someone got mad lol

y u mad tho
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>>724116937
Holy shot... This looks a little like one of my doggos. Give me a minute, ill try to get a good pic.
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>>724122017
My doggo. Border collie/great white Pyrenees mix.
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>>724122235
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>>724122235
Aww. Nice dog, anon.
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>>724122235
cool doggo
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>>724121571
Go to the Philippines or any other jungle country in Asia and you'll see some wild Asians for sure.
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>>724119546
You can fuck dogs. Just not all of them.
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>>724122589
The Spaniards turned that bloodline into a moodline.
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>>724116978
Daaaaaaamn homie that a PAWD
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>>724122382
>>724122390

Thanks.
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QUICK, POST YOUR DOGS
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>>724116937
They're bitches all the same. Otherwise you would he a faggot.
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>>724116937
They're certainly more reliable.
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>>724116937
For everything but sex.
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>>724119120
>Inb4 newfag cant blah blah
Im on my phone so it's a pain in the ass. Also this story is about >>724122235

Be me 5 years ago. Just bought first house. Been married for a while. Have kids already but wanted a dog. Fathers day rolls around. Kids at grandmas. Tell my wife to get dressed we're going out. Also tell her to be my voice of reason. Tell me "no" if needed. Go to pound. See lots of doggos. Some want to be my friend, others want to be wifes friend. Most dont want both. Stumble on doggo above. Seems friendly. Loves scratches. Likes both of us. Paperwork says he is good with cats. Unknown with kids. Tell pound we will be back. Drive to my moms house. Get kids. Go back to pound. Doggo loves kids. Kids love him. Bankrupt my bank account to pay adoption fee. Doggo is large*. Came with the name "Montana". We kept the name.

* large= 70 lbs. 4 feet tall when standing on hind legs

Been in my house for 5 years. He's getting old, 9 years old now and starting to have problems with his hips on the cold mornings.
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>>724127736
>everything but sex
>but sex
>butt sex

Fixed that for you.
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>>724117681
dogue looks happy
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Nothing has brought me more happiness than taking care of my dogs, nothing has brought me more sadness than trying to care for a woman.
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>>724116937
everything is better than girls
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Nothing has brought me more happiness than taking care of my dogs.
Nothing has brought me more sadness than trying to love a woman.
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>>724119145
1 hour is barely enough for a mini breed, stop lying to yourself.
But still better than them living at the animal shelter.
But please walk them more anon.
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Had to put my dog down today that I've had for 7 years. Feels bad man cause he was a good boy
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>>724128782
Fuck you hive mind
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>>724130387
Sorry to hear anon, what was this good boys name
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Cooper. He was a Newfoundland
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