Dogs are better than girls
Now he said, "Go fuck, doggy" But what I heard was, "Chopper! Sic balls!"
There is no "best breed". The breeds were all created to make a dog better suited to a certain job or purpose, whether it was herding sheep, guarding flocks, hunting rats or trotting beside a carriage.
I'll agree that the Border Collie is probably one of the brightest and seems to have limitless energy. But if you tried to keep one of those in a kennel in a small urban garden and walk it twice per day for 20 mins a time it'd rapidly go mad. But there are dogs that would thrive on that.
I have a dog and a girl. Both are equally great since dogs are terrible at hand jobs, and I really don't like zoophilia, but if I liked, how would I enjoy the casual hand jobs I get from my girl?
>fall in love
>two years go by
>she says yes
>decide to buy bigger house
>get a loan approval
>find beautiful home
>verbal agreement with sellers
>mentions something about getting rid of the dog when we move in together
>"its just i don't care for dogs much"
>hold her hands
>look into her eyes
>gently pull hands away and take the ring off
>get into car
>drive off with her standing there
>ignore her repeated texts and calls
>throw her shit shes left over in trash bags and put it on the curb
>"Your shit is in trash bags on the curb. Trash day is tomorrow morning."
>But if you tried to keep one of those in a kennel in a small urban garden and walk it twice per day for 20 mins a time it'd rapidly go mad.
I have three border collies and I live downtown, in a apartment.
Stop memeing like a retard. As long as you walk with them at least 1 hour per day and play with them around the house with a ball, they will be perfectly fine.
Well, what does lolling about and sleeping 90 percent of the day accomplish?
If you'll note, your example of why your three Collies are OK differs entirely from the example I gave which, as most intelligent readers would surmise, was purely for illustrative purpose and not to be taken literally.
How do your dogs get on with the fact that they are the smartest in their pack?
Dogs are your friends for life.
Also, they always cheer you up.
A good girl is nice, but she's more likely than not to fuck you over. It's human nature. Dogs are better.
>downside is no fucky
>no fucky makes sad human
>teach dog to sit and you're happy again
>implying the 'smartest dogs' is related to scientific discoveries
>implying races exist, even when it comes to dogs
>implying forced selective breeding is a thing among humans
>implying races exist
It's easy to score chicks if you have a dog. Go walk it around in the park, sit at a coffee bar and chill. People will come to you and your dog, they'll automatically have a good impression of you. My dog died few years back but I sometimes go walk friend's dogs just to socialise with strangers (and because I like dogs)
If you're stupid then your Border Collie will be stupid too. It needs trainings and love.
>I-I-I'm sure there's somebody who *needs* a dog that sleeps all day and can't defend for shit!
A-anons... I wasn't even really talking about dogs, y'know.
>race is a social construct
>but let's celebrate diversity!
>b-because we're all the same...
>so let's mix together!
The Nazis tried that - it didn't turn out well
We also do that to dogs - which is why labradors and German shepherds are prone to hip displacia, bulldogs have breathing issues, chihuahuas can barely give birth naturally, etc, etc.
Want a healthy dog? Buy a mongrel, and if anyone offers you a pedigree, run away.
My doggo. Border collie/great white Pyrenees mix.
>Inb4 newfag cant blah blah
Im on my phone so it's a pain in the ass. Also this story is about >>724122235
Be me 5 years ago. Just bought first house. Been married for a while. Have kids already but wanted a dog. Fathers day rolls around. Kids at grandmas. Tell my wife to get dressed we're going out. Also tell her to be my voice of reason. Tell me "no" if needed. Go to pound. See lots of doggos. Some want to be my friend, others want to be wifes friend. Most dont want both. Stumble on doggo above. Seems friendly. Loves scratches. Likes both of us. Paperwork says he is good with cats. Unknown with kids. Tell pound we will be back. Drive to my moms house. Get kids. Go back to pound. Doggo loves kids. Kids love him. Bankrupt my bank account to pay adoption fee. Doggo is large*. Came with the name "Montana". We kept the name.
* large= 70 lbs. 4 feet tall when standing on hind legs
Been in my house for 5 years. He's getting old, 9 years old now and starting to have problems with his hips on the cold mornings.
Had to put my dog down today that I've had for 7 years. Feels bad man cause he was a good boy