If God exists, then why did she invent time?

>>724112848
>she

>>724112848
>she

Post checks out, explains why they are always fucking late.

>>724112848
>she
whould explain a lot

If God was a woman, nothing would have ever gotten done

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>>724112848

Can someone Xray the top image? Looks like something is peeking though.

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Hail Eris!

>>724112848

She clearly didn't invent time. Men did, cause we got shit to do.

>>724112848
the other sister is better.

>>724112848
Time is a human invention to keep us locked to a schedule

Mother fucking niggers I'm Africa don't check their watch to see its been 4 weeks since they had a grain of rice.

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>>724112848
>>724113059

someone do it

>>724113031
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeed

>>724112848
So you prefer them as kids over when they are women?
Also they were child stars since they were toddlers, with all of the stories you hear of hollywood, are you surprised being involved with it has taken its' toll on them?

>>724112848
Sex is a biological strategy for enhancing variation and parasite resistance. IF there is a god then it's likely predated the existence of sex and wouldn't have or need one.

>>724113263
they were clearly over 18 in 2005 retard

>>724113263
>kids
lol, in 2005 they were already about 19 or 20... the image merely points out that women hit the wall by about 30

>>724112848
yep, the cocaine don't forgive.

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>>724113263
It's why they date 50-year-old men and have eating disorders. Liz turned out all right.

>>724113315
>>724113322
That image is seriously from when they were over 18?
They look 14 on everything but their eyes.
Well my bad if I were wrong about their age based on that image.

>>724113337
Is liz a lesser famous little sister?

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>>724113469
She's more famous than the twins now.

>>724113439
they're petite.... most women around the age of 23 or below can convincingly get away with looking even younger, especially when they have short statures... plus look at how airbrushed their faces are..

>Obsessing over Scandinavian girls.

Could u /b/ anymore of a niggar?

>>724113337
>>724113263
>>724113439
Even still, I am convinced that daddy or other men in hollywood used to fuck them when they were underage, I bet you my life that's why Mary-Kate had an eating disorder

>>724112848
At least they're not the Bogdanoffs

>>724112848
those teen boobs make me hard as diamonds

>>724113563
Oh okay, I haven't kept up with celebs much. I just tend to remember the ones that were around when I was a kid and when I was a teen.
>>724113597
It might be their petite proportions, the airbrushing and the very innocent look their clothes give them.
It's like they were dressed to look like kids.
>>724113694
That was what I was referring to when I mentioned hollywood. It's more allowed to talk about and criticize now, back when the Olsen twins were kids, it was a non-subject though.

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>>724112848
>she

>>724112848
I prefer Marie-Kate, bu I'd take either. I have a weird attraction to girls who look like they came from "The Dark Crystal"

This thread

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>>724114188
Then show us who you'd like to talk about oh aryan overlord.

>>724112848
Is the left one a smoker?

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>>724112848
The fuck is wrong with their faces??

It's odd how often cute kids turn ugly and ugly kids turn cute.

>>724114335
My best guess would be drug abuse and eating disorders.

>>724112848
did you just ASSUME gods gender? you've made xher very mad xe won't things

>>724112848
Is this some kind of shoop? How could they age so badly so quickly?

>>724112848
A. She
B. Thats not time, thats HARD drug usage and partying

>>724114505
LOTS of drugs and alcohol.
They started before '05 and stopped before '10 but that shit does some serious fucking damage that doesn't show for years more often than not and even if you stop your bodies just a ticking timebomb.

>>724113040
This

did god invent "time" or did w humans?
who's to prove god invented time.

and did god invent time before or after we invented god??

>>724114811
Could be like a time machine paradox type shit.

Say we created god today. He could just go back to before the big bang, use the blueprint of how the universe turned out, and make the big bang.

>>724114959
I hope we invent an actual physical version of him soon then, I'd like to see how the universe reacts after it's done with its' inception event.

>>724115055
>soon
Its like a time machine. It really doesn't matter WHEN we build it just so long as its built eventually.

Maybe the big stretch theory wins out and the absence of matter and energy leads way to evenly distributed sentient universal energy like that one bullshit sci-fi book and that shit decides what we had was good, goes back to before the big bang, and makes the bigbang happen.

>>724114959
create a god
or more likely create a notion of a god

more likely to create a phone that drives a car than an actual god.

creating a notion of a so called god is easy and as in the past requirs little to zero actual PROOF

and as for "time" that's just a theory.
how does one determine "time"??
is "time" measured the same for everyone
if you think it is then youre wrong as time can be determined by which side of the bathroom door you are on!

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>>724112848
get a life, loser.

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>>724115646
I was more taking the notion of wondering what would happen after we got past the inception event. But if the inception is after the ending, then it'll just be cyclical.

>>724114671

Looks like we got an expert over here! Please share more of your wisdom.

>>724115728
>i have a life because i post cartoon reaction images on a anonymous Laotian chess forum

>>724115646
Theres empirically evidenced ways of properly determining the passage of time such as unobserved radioactive isotope decay.
You're right though that the "bending" of spacetime can affect the speed such decay could happen at but again that same decay could help determine variances in spacetime "bending" from place to place.
Strictly speaking unless you're in a blackholes event horizon the actual variance between "here" and "there" is so minute to be entirely unnoticeable to your senses.

>>724115785
You can actually google those vagueish times as they wrote a book about the whole deal and i've seen how rehabees turn out years down the road.
You do hard shit like meth and coke and drink hard at parties for years and you'll look fine during it all mostly but the damage to your body has been done and it'll age MUCH quicker cause its nowhere near as healthy.
Fun bonus fact: being fat does this shit too.

>>724115768
Or singular, depending.

>>724116113

Charlie Sheen would like a word with you.

>>724112848
he didnt, time existed before god read the fucking bible if youre gonna shitpost

>>724116232
A. Theres ALWAYS outliers and they're rare. Don't go in expecting to turn out that way cause 1:10,000 do.
B. Dude was constantly under topnotch medical care and dietary restrictions due to his condition and his want to not die like a bitch.
C. He's had several hundreds of millions of dollars worth of topnotch plastic surgery and treatments of the skin and face ontop of serious dental work. He gets hair restoration every year to prevent him from going entirely bald and its a slowly losing battle for example, the face lifts are getting to a point they can't hide the wrinkles even with botox, and any more dental work he'll probably be getting implants.

fun fact: the olsen twins have had exactly this same kind of treatment but, unlike charlie(this goes back to that "outlier" bit), they're not lucky enough to take to it anywhere near as well as he did.

>>724116237
What if he read the bible today, realized he doesn't remember doing that shit, realizes he HAS to go do that shit, so he pops back in time, works for the next few days, then pops back to now in time for happy hour.

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>>724112848

>>724112848
>If God exists, then why did she invent time?
Gender is a social construct you oppressive fuck

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>>724116631

I'm just messing with you m80.

However I think the twins might have started on a very early age, which does a lot more harm than "doing it for years".

>>724117073
They claimed 13 or 14 if i recall.

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>>724117160

No big surprise there..

Personally, I didn't start drinking until I was 22, started smoking cannabis a year later and been doing "hard drugs" a few times a year since.

I'm 31 now and I constantly get mistaken for an 18 year old.. Guess I either got good genes or a healthy amount of drug intake.

>>724112848

Sounds like it is another time for that perfect pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpet67TTVag

>>724112848
Hobbits

>>724117327
I've seen that shit.
Coworker a while back i assumed was at most 18 turned out to be 41, had 3 kids, a smoking hot wife, and still partied hard at the bar during shows. I honestly didn't believe him till they all showed up one day during the cafe hours.

>>724112848
>dat hair tho

>>724118034
Yeah. They already had a high hairline but their bodies not properly dealing with the estrogen conversion as it should at their age due to the damage to the liver and kidneys they most likely have so trace amounts of DHT are being produced.

Tl;dr they're getting symptoms of menopause at age 30 and they're probably not suited for hair transplants like most women.

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>>724112848

Saggy boobs in 2005, saggy faces in 2015.

>>724118568
As if you wouldn't want to do unholy things to their 2005 selves.

>>724112848
>she

>>724112848
How else would you have multi-dimensional space, and be capable of moving around in it?