Hello, has this happen to /b/?

Yes, I also have images with terrible jpeg compression.

>>724112284

Wish I can say 3 mins. 10 to 15 is better, let's her think she is getting a massage and it's all about her. 20 plus if I'm trying to be all romantic and shit.

No one gives me massages ):

>>724112765

It's cause you don't tuck your dick in properly. You come off as a pleb.

30 seconds because she basically has a male sex drive

>>724112890
maybe "she" is a male

>>724112890
i think he would have noticed by now

>>724112842

I have to tuck it back to get massages? I thought gays were sluts. ):

>>724112284
Can confirm. It works every night for me.
If you're with your girl long enough you can program her to associate a massage with sex.

>quick shoulder rub while out shopping
>she is taking the D in the disable toilet moaning like a banshee
Works like a charm

>>724112619
Kek

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>>724113756
Putting the D in disabled. Good job son.

>>724112284
Yes but sometimes she scolds me and makes me do her legs and feet again.

I like putting my face near her bottom and sometimes she'll just fart because she's so relaxed. I don't mind