You've kidnapped the girl, now what.

>>724095917
masturbate furiously

>>724095917
tell her to groom those fucking flavor savors about her eyes.

Ask her where your chicken tendies are.

Cry and ask her if she likes me

>>724095917
make her eat a bowl of eggs

>>724095917
show her some fire maymays

>>724095917
Call her a nigger.

>>724096067
I wanted to post that u dickhead

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deport her ass back to ireland

>>724095917
Have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with her

>tfw routinely fantasize about kidnapping a girl I got rejected by almost ten years ago
>tfw toss her in the back of my car tied up
>somehow manage to avoid the police and bring her hours up north
>set up a small camp alongside a lake
>rape her for days on end and occasionally beat her
>mock-drown her in the water
>destroy her soul and spirit before strangling the life out of here
>cum down her dead throat
>cut her corpse up into tiny pieces
>burn her remains, cover the fire, and scatter ashes in the lake

suck on here nose, smell her hair, lick her ears, rub my face lightly on the peach fuzz on her lower back and purr like a kitten.

beg her forgiveness

>>724095917
EAt the eggs.

>>724096420
>Not eating her.

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Instead you should go Snapchat (z) .com & leak anyones nudes

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>>724096067

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>>724096067

>>724097430
>eating your own cumrag

God anon, that's gross.

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>>724096067

Feel ashamed and let her go

>>724096420
Just don't get too carried away anon, fantasies are fantasies.

Just realize that the hambeast in your chemistry class feels the same way about you.

>>724095917
Feel ashamed.
Let her go.
Take off mask
Meet her again.
Merry her for those goddamn eyes!

>>724095917
>Kidnap her
>Wear a mask
>Set up elaborate romantic date
>tie her to chair
>Get awkward halfway through the date claiming "Yeah this isn't really working out"
>Let her go saying "Ill probably ask you out later, without the mask"

Now every time some guy asks her out she will think there is a chance its me.

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>>724095917
>shaved unibrow

>>724095917
Buy and Boil the Eggs.

>>724099120
>shaved unibrow
And I'll bet every follicle on your body is flawlessly placed yes?
Right down to your scraggly sack hair?

>>724096067
This isn't funny you retards

>>724099204
don't forget your bowl of eggs anon

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>>724096067
I vote for this

>>724099272
Someone didn't get their bowl of eggs this morning

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>>724096067
simply epic

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>>724095917
smell her feet

tell her to give me all of her robux

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>>724095917
D_gurl has kidnapped my heart

www twitch tv/D_gurl

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat (z) .com will help you tonight!