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We post and psychologically evaluate each other.
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>>724080891

No, that's /pol/
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BBC porn is the only healthy porn
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>>724081186
you have a nigger complex. The only cure for this is to tie a rope around a tree, tie the other end around your neck, and jump off the tree.
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>>724080891
bumping for potential
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>>724080891
if anyone likes, I could post my story
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I get injected aripiprazole in my bottom today. I drink now vodka. I am a chainsmoker.
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I die when truth and lies are one.
You get only one chance each.
If you make a statement which is true, I will strangle you.
If you make a statement which is false, I shall cleave you in two you.
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>>724083043
Cmon faggots, this shit is simple.
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Islam will rule the world.
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>>724083043
Let me guess, you're a faggot.
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>>724080891
I bet you raid faggots because your life is miserable :^)
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>>724083755
Cleaved in two.
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I hate myself. Got a girlfriend and felt better. She fucked it all up. Now I dont know if I can not hate myself again. I wish I was dumber so I wouldnt feel this way.
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Africans have a lower IQ on average than whites an asians by about 30 points. This doesnt mean all niggers are stupid, just that its going to be more rare to find a smart one. They also did not evolve to help eachother as much as the other races did. Its not their fault. They come from Africa. They survived longer if they cared about themselves more than others. They did not evolve to care about family or community bonds. This is where all of their problems come from. Prove me wrong.
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>>724082958
In your what m8? Did you mean ass ?
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I live in Boston
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My story.
>born but mom left immediately
>pa is too stoned
>goes to jail but gives me to grandparents
>grandpappy is cool with it but gma isnt
>granpappy dies in front of me at 4 years old.
>ex relationships and many possible supressed memories later
>i am into public sex and fiancé is not
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>>724085377
You made it through some serious shit, cheers bitch.
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>>724085602
Ayy well i cant remember from age 5-8 so im pretty sure there was more fucked up shit
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be me
>be 15 yr old male
>mother has been addicted to drugs and alcohol entire life and overdoses after mixing drugs one night
>chokes to death on her own vomit
>entire life been continually disappointed by and worried for her
> ever since, can't stop watching mother-son, father-daughter, and brother-sister porn
>Sexually dominant
>never been molested/raped, but remember when I was three and my mom took a bath with me (remember her breasts and soft skin)

I am now 20 and I have healthy relationships, and don't think about my mom in a sexual way.
My only incestuous desires are in porn, and would never do anything irl
Still, I would like to know whats wrong with me
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I recently lost my fucking mind and now all i can think about is lolis murder and transcending this mortal coil. Also i am knowledgeable to the point of complete apathy, as i feel that there is nothing more to learn. And i dont give a fuck about useless topics like math, politics, society, and morality. Even with all that i have come to know, i still can not find any semblance of contentment.
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My story.

Mom and dad are both extremely interesting and unique in their own way.
Mom is extremely charming and good with people, emotionnaly fragile and has done crazy stuff like disguising herself as a boy and travelling in Rwanda during the war there.
She grew up in California and became drug addicted growing up.
Father is an eccentric genius extremely good with women and manipulating others. Very emotionally fragile, went insane.
They went back and forth but ended up having me and my brother, my brother is mentally handicapped and can't evolve past the mental stage of 7 months old.
My father went insane and left my mom after some violence, he came back and convinced her to come to Norway(she was doing heroin at the time, and had nowhere to go)
She came to Norway and my father kept us locked up in my grand-dads house for about 9 months until my mom got the courage to escape.
I then lived my first 3-4 years moving every month into a new guys house with my mom, spending 2-week periods every 2 months with my dad who did the same with women.
I moved about 20 times.
My mom met a man and married him, had 2 kids. My father did the same and had 2 kids.
My step-dad loved me but when he had his new son he forgot about me.
My father told me I was a failure of a person after trying to get me mentally strong enough to dominate others... and started with my new brother instead.
A few years passed and I stopped seeing my father, I was now 8.
My mom and my step-dad started doing heroin and I was involved in 3 car-crashes.
I was sent to stay with my dad, who was now completely mad.
He did all sorts of fucked up shit, but to keep it brief an example is locking me in the room with my brother who is mentally handicapped.
He didn't take care of my brother so there was poop in the entire room and he had almost starved to death. I was forced to stay in that room for two days with my brother who was almost dead.
cont?
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>>724086376
Translation: You're a lower class american citizen whose parents are putting you through public education because they do not care about you due to their own selfishness. The reason you cannot find contentment is because you're not very intelligent and the world is confusing for you so nothing makes sense.
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>>724081186
Youre a meaningless troll living a meaningless life, yet somehow you are an arrogant self centered egoist who is likely too stupid to ever realize his flaws. Therefore you will never make real progress for the rest of your meaningless life.
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>>724081186
You're a closeted homofaggot
Take Super Male Vitality and edge more sissy
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>>724080891
I wanted to post something about my life but figured nobody of any worth would notice or care.
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>>724087089
I'll take a look
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>>724082958
You have a weak character that you try to escape from using heavy sedatives and shit tier stimulants. You want only to relax but your brain feels like its about to crack. You are directionless and dont like to look to the future, for you feel you may not have one.
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>>724086376
>knowledgeable to the point of complete apathy
If you were truly knowledgeable, you would learn how to be content and at peace with yourself
Also, you're probably just a bored kid on the internet who thinks he's smarter than everyone else, just like pretty much everyone else on this board, myself included
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>>724084812
Yläpakaraan.
My native language is Northern Sami. Apologios.
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>>724087089
>implying anyone on /b/ has worth
We're all losers so, show me what you got
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>>724083043
Your a wanna be faggot edgelord who thinks you are clever because you have shitty tastes and faux class. You have never experienced real beauty or astonishment because you live life in your head.
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>>724083696
Wanna be antisocial edgelord who thinks making edgy political comments make you seem smug.
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>>724087584
Not the guy you were talking to, but many of my happiest moments have occured while exploring my thoughts. I get what you mean though.
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>>724084284
You ARE stupid. You have never learned to think for yourself, thusly you subsist solely by seeking validation from others. You are clingy and the thought of being alone makes you shrivel up. You have never really done anything interesting with your life. You instead settle for the cheap mediocrities that the modern world has provided you with.
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nerd virgin in HS

good at football tho

smoked weed, no more football(would have played in college

start drugs

been in psychward 3 times

no college at all

rehab 8 times

bang bout 40 bitches

no drugs now 3 years later and GF in an 8 and in college
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>>724084571
You yourself have an IQ about 50 points lower than the average white male. You do not have even an elementary grasp on genetics or world history as it relates to ancestry. Your life consists of piecing together criticism from the few non informational shitholes that you know of because you think you can actually change peoples opinions by spewing lumps of shit from your mouth.
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>>724085377
Your life has no meaning, which is something that you have never consideres because you are too stuck in the past to see the present. You are looking for ways to make your dull life exciting but dont have the wit or the balls to know how.
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>>724086585
You are not very good at this. I dropped out of college because i realized their game quickly. I do not like debt. The world makes very much sense to me both scientifically and philisophically, to the point that i am no longer bound to a play of illusions like you. Thus i live by my own morality, and play the game of society just enough to survive.
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>>724087286
I am past the point of peace and contentment, a phenomenon perfectly characterized by the saying 'the higher you fly, the harder you fall.' I do realize my arrogance as associated with imyelligence, but at the same time i am humble and meek in all other respects.
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>>724090147
If nothing finite can please you, including intangible things like thoughts or philosophy, why not try psychedelics? The thing I find so fascinating about drugs is that they have the ability to tamper with your brain, and in essence alter your entire perception of reality. Literally no other feeling in the world can be like watching the ceiling twist and sway while getting that sweet, sweet dopamine.
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>>724091267
a few years back i started a grow op. grew around 3 ounces of mushrooms. they were so insanely potent that nobody i knew was willing to try them. one month later, 3oz gone. what i realized from all of that is what jungian psychology outlines. however inexpressibly wonderful my experiences were, i realized that they were simply manifestations of my psyche. truly liberating experiences are those attained through a pure mentality free of all conception. however, there is a valley at the end of every mountain peak.
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The other day I added my father for reparations because no one asked me if I wanted to be circumcised.
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>>724091960
You have healing crystals that you know don't work but you keep them around because you can sucker some k hole hippie bitch into giving you a real bad hand job.
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>>724092995
you are an ironic guy, probably pretty funny actually, above average intelligence, you dislike anything mainstream, yet you are sex obsessed though you have only ever had shit sex.
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>>724093448
B I N G O and bingo fucked my mother.
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>>724093419
sorry, no, i am a very simple guy living a humble life, and i cant stand crazy new age fucking hippies. i once new a woman who thought she had wicka powers and tried to touch me with crystals. i literally told her to get the fuck out of my face. she also drank half a liter of MY vodka and jumped over the couch towards me while stripping down bare ass. her boyfriend was sitting a few feet away.
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>>724091960
>truly liberating experiences are those attained through a pure mentality free of all conception
I feel like that's more subjective. I view shrooms as a tool to HELP me achieve those experiences, not to do it for me.
You do seem like a pretty smart guy though. Probably a lot smarter than me, but I find even an idiot can provide an eye opening perspective sometimes, even if by pure chance
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>>724094135
there is definitely nothing wrong with expanding your mind and embracing your creative ability. However, the greatest experiences in life can not be attained by these means.
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>>724080891
I have been reading a lot of self-help type books. Things like "No More Mr. Nice Guy," "Models," and "How to Make Friends and Influence People." I also started working out about 6 months ago. I'm really trying to become more outgoing and become someone that others really like.
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>>724094802
Why not?
Just curious, I don't have much life experience yet, and you sound pretty wisened
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>>724084284
You put way too much importance in what others think of you, especially lovers. You need to accept yourself before you'll have a truly healthy relationship with another female.
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>>724080891
I dress as my own mother while handing out cookies that I've cum in at church gatherings. What does it mean OP?
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http://lets.rabb.it/886j/3icpYsOdbB
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>>724095131
pathological liar. father clearly raped him while he was young. chances are, from the freudian perspective, he has a micro penis that has never known a womans touch.
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>>724087089
>>724087205
>>724087524
I lost my apartment girlfriend and job all the same time 9 months ago and still haven't gotten laid since then. Meet girls get numbers but it never goes anywheres. Still no car no job no apartment. why
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>>724088356
You find comfort in doing things that other people think are cool due to being a "nerd virgin" in HS. You probably smoked weed at too young of an age and caused some mental issues to become a little more prominent (they would have been there anyways, just not as pronounced). You are more successful with women than an average dude, but your professional success and happiness (which are the only things that honestly matter) is average or below average.
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>>724094925
You are constantly seeking validation from others. You are a strong minded individual and propably have the capacity to think for yourself, however you are more concerned about what others think than what you think. You are giving in to a cut throat world without considering the repercussions, all because you want to 'be one of the guys.' You have the rare gift of motivation, with that you can do anything you set your mind to. Do some reflection and find out what really makes you feel happy and at peace. Dedicate your life toward those ends.
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>>724094990
All i can say is there is more to life than what we are told. It is found only when one learns to see reality for what it is rather than what we think it is. Keep a clear perspective and try to see the illusory nature of the boundaries we create between everything we witness. Try to live every moment as if it is the first time you have been here, virgin and pure.
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Ok sure.

I have a group of friends who aren't support and just complete assholes so I try to get into new groups and I'm completely un accepted. I have ADHD (no excuse I know) but I'm impulsive with the crap i say and sometimes what I say isn't that bad. I compare myself to others and put myself in their shoes and vise versa and I can't see why I'm treated so badly by others when what others do is so much worse than what I do. I want to go to party's and I want to hang out but I also want to stay home and be alone because when I go to a party I feel alone and paranoid like something might happen. I get insanely jealous when I hear something exciting happens with buddy's of mine get invited to party's and I'm not. I am more civilized than they are and yet I'm rejected. I have a very passive personality and I'm not very serious since I can't find things to be serious about. I am a forgive and forget kind of person. I don't hold grudges or get angry unless I'm pushed, but even that lasts 5 minutes unless it's something trivial then it lasts a couple days if not weeks. I always get the feeling that nothing in this world matters but I always try to get rid of that feeling. I'm afraid of loneliness. I started smoking with my friends because I wanted to hangout with them more to feel more wanted but even that didn't work and I'm not getting invited to that crap.

I think I covered it all.
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>>724095310
You clearly are unmotivated, but only because you cant stop throwing a pitty party. If your in good health, get your ass out there and get a job asap. Stop getting hung up over your skank ass girlfriend you god damn pussy. Grow some balls and get some structure in your life. Youre in a slump only because you want to be.
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I'm 18, depressed, home all the time due to being sick, then once being over sick refusing to do anything that I was doing because of stress. Thought about suicide a while back, not so much anymore. Joined a band with friends, when they quit school, I just didn't go back. Been about 3 months since I went. Sexually repressed, and into some weird shit. Thoughts?
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>>724095251
It's true, I have a two inch erect penis and my father raped me when I was a kid. How did you know? Also I've only had sex with animals.
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>>724096370
ADD ON:

I live with two girls: my sister and my mother. My mother babies my sister and my sister lies and blames crap on me. She's 20. My sister also throws massive temper tantrums if something doesn't go her way. She creates bullshit arguement which have no sort of logic in them yet she argues that she's right and it makes sense or whatever (I'm serious they don't). I've always had the feel I'm the lesser. Sarcasm is my only defense since I'm a slow speaking and my mind travels faster than my mouth so I can't come up with disses quickly if I get in a fight. I'm a fairly strong guy yet I'm afraid to get hurt even though I'm not intimidated easily or scared easily.
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My hairline is receding at 21 and absolutely nothing cures my dandruff. Evaluate me off just that.
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>>724096370
You sound a lot like m, including the ADHD but minus the shitty friends.
Don't be afraid of loneliness; life is being uncomfortable, and if you can become comfortable with the uncomfortable, you win at life. Worry less about your friends and more about yourself. Read this poem and follow it like a mantra.
http://www.inspirationpeak.com/cgi-bin/poetry.cgi?record=155
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I try to be accepting of all races and lifestyles but I really hate niggers and faggots. Also trannies. Be the gender your genitals reflect or kill yourself.
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>>724096826
Thanks. That was actually nice
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>>724096786
how old are you?
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>>724096370
You are an introvert and thus you have a tendency to overthink things. The only reason u are adraid of being alone is because you dont want to have to face your thoughts. Therefore you distract yourself with social occassions, all the while worrying about not fitting in. You dont fit in. Spend some time by yourself. Face your thoughts and learn from them. Introspection will alleviate your worries. Go for long walks in nature or throw a party by yourself. Learn how to enjoy being who you are without worrying about other people.
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>>724096819
does not use enough bar soap. so greasy?

a quality bar soap can be used on hair for a natural look without the grease, i have the same issue.

Started losing my hair at 19, stopped losing it at 23

get the grease out of your pores its killing them
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>>724096979
Just my advice to another lost soul
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>>724097003
Just turned 18 (February) and I just graduated so I can go into the military and get my dream job
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>>724097110
You probably have deep-seated or hereditary mental health problems, but at least you have the courage to show other people without fear of being judged.
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>>724097147
>I just graduated so I can go into the military and get my dream job
is your dream job shooting dune coons?
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>>724097147
Try as hard as you can not to die. I think the rest sort of takes care of itself over time.
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>>724097355
this
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>>724097330
probably hereditary had good childhood.
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>>724097352
>>724097355
Actually my dream job is to work for networking and computer security. I got the job
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I can't eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without a glass of milk because I am TERRIFIED that the feeling of peanut butter on the roof my mouth will last forever.
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>>724080973
You're a nigger who loves to steal shoes
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>>724097147
I was going to say go to college and find people that are into the same kind of things that you are into and think the same way as you. It can be really hard in high school when you are trying to fit in to groups that you don't feel connected to.

I was kinda the same in high school. Im really into aliens n meditation, I found a group of people on the internet that is into both also so now i meet with them every month. I also made a lot of friends in college too
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>>724097488
I feel like you understand that the fear is irrational. You need to ask yourself honestly whether this fear is causing you enough harm to be worth challenging.
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>>724096819
You are a slow individual with very little self awareness. You are calm in mannerism and live a quiet life. Your not actually concerned about how you look. You tend to be lost in thought while you go about your life, almost as if you are dreaming it all away. If you want to change, which you probably dont, try being mindful and pay close attention to the details around you. Spend some time alone in nature and find something that really intetests you.
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>>724097540
I just wanted to go into the workforce/ get my education instantly. The military pays decent for not having to spent any of it and I get to work for security government
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I like to grease up my nipples with crisco and then walk all around town with a rough shirt on preaching to people about Mormonism of which I am not a part, but have studied extensively to seem like a convincing Mormon evangelist. I try to have an erection most of the time I am doing this and target older women and young girls.
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>>724097678
You seem intelligent and creative. Try not to waste it.
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>>724097665
this is actually spot on what the shit
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I pretend to be American or Swedish in boards to ruin their reputations. Literally nobody can stop me.
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>>724097678
You try too hard to be funny but always come off akward. You think you are witty but people are actually annoyed by your dry sense of humor. You probably have a friend or two who are also socially akward, that validate your own false sense of wittiness. You also hardly ever read anything that is intellectually stimulating.
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>>724095545
Appreciate the opinion/perspective anon
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>>724097977
Noone besides yourself.
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私は自殺したい、私の男。
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>>724098027

You are actually describing yourself.
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>>724097898
Yeah i made a deal with the devil and now i know pretty much everything.
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>>724080891
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>>724098268
nice cumback nerd
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>>724098365
>>724098494
>>724098533
you probably have autism because you like repetition. you also seem as though you have a frightful need for attention
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>>724098605
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>>724098204
You live in Vermont. You watch Chinese cartoons too much. You have fantasies about your mother and little sister. You drink beer only weekends cause you think drinking on weekdays is for losers.
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When I was 14 I killed my ferret with a shovel because I had a dream it would whisper the days of the week in my ear at night with a slight lisp.

"Monday, Tuethday, Wednthday, Thurthday, Friday, Thaturday, Thunday..."
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I'm a passionate Christian who loves 4chan.
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>>724098509
awesome
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>>724098734
reoccurring* dream

Nightly.
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>>724098753
no such thing... oh i get it, nevewrmind, you are a hypocrite.

jesus probably whipped you
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>>724098718
I don't live in Vermont, I don't watch Chinese cartoons, incest is for degenerates, I only drink at parties.
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>>724098753
no you're not
>>724098800
thanks my dude.
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>>724098268
Let me also add that you are extraordinarily insecure (though you will vehemiently deny this) and you have had everything spoon fed to you. You are self centered and fail to see that you are not who you think you are but rather who the general majority sees you to be. You have some kind of superiority complex derived from a lack of mentally and emotionally trying experiences.
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im an artist who sells his shit online
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>>724098849
>you are not who you think you are but rather who the general majority sees you to be.

this one's wrong.
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>>724098849
what's your favorite anime
not that guy by the way.
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>>724098888
that's a nice looking skull dude my dude. you're probably a pretty cool guy that doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>724098914
Wrongly worded, meant to so you are not only who you think you are but also etc etc. Meaning look outside of yourself to see yourself.
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>>724099056
Isn't that what's a mirror is for ; I hate those things.
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>21
>Navy vet
>Traveled all of Asia
>Currently living in Hawaii smoking the ganja and eating the mushrooms
>About to head back to the mainland to go build a house in Utah
>Probably going to go to school for Horticulture using the GI bill
>After that going to live off-grid in Colorado

Roast me or whatever.
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I love being rich so that I can help children who would have grown up in drug using / abusive and poor households like I did, and overall use my money to help others and make the world a better place. I kinda view myself as a hero but I only do it to be the hero that I never had in my life.
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>>724098942
Samurai champloo is nice.
I also like mushishi quite a bit
And Hellsing fucking kills
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>>724099200
sound like some good shit.
but I only watch moeshit. ^_^
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Why don't you go to Snapchat z .com and leak all your snapchat friends
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>>724099457
you seem overly robotic to an almost uncanny level.
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>>724099159
Disorganized schizophrenia
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>>724099159
You are highly moralistic yet very humble. You are probably a quirky guy (in a good way) and have a bit of extra wisdom due to your past. You have seen past the game long ago, but you use this knowledge to make the world a better place (even if you can only reach so far). Good man.
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>>724099523
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>>724096534
>not considering myself in bad health, but im not good health either. I have a history of mental issues and physical issues since I was like 3 years old. I've bounced around jobs just got fired for fuckin smiling too much. How can I keep myself motivated and ontrack? I just see no enjoyment or I get overwhelmed.
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>>724099565
>>724099706
And this is why we don't trust the internet.

Two completely different "evaluations"

Poor guy is probably confused as fuck now kek
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>>724099159
you should get a free anime girl, unless you're lying then she is all mine.
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I work very hard for my living. I'm in great shape, have a nice family and have been successful most my life. I'll have plenty of stories for my possible grandchildren one day. I've seen a large portion of the planet. I've hung out with world leaders and also a bum who lived at a park back home who used to make raspberry wine and sell it to my friends and I when we were kids. I've swam in 5 seas and 2 oceans. I know what a 5 star meal tastes like, and what dirt tastes like too. Ive jumped out of aircraft while in flight and hunted the most dangerous of animals....yet I find myself on 4Chan. Where did I go wrong?
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>>724099706
>>724099565

One guy says I'm a schizo and the other says I'm a good guy.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>724099921
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
we good, we good.
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>>724098027
It's true. I'm really awful just like you said. Just like your coworker Stephen.
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>>724100005
You joined the military.
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>20 years old
>Stumble over words when speaking to new people
>Sweats a lot
>Shakes
>Can't look people in the eye
>Covers face with hair

Hmm
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>>724099943

I'm not lying. I'm not a pedophile like most retards on here would think if I said I do it for the kids. I just don't want anyone to be helpless and grow up without a future because I've learned everyone in this world can contribute in their own way and flourish given the proper resources. This is also why I chose to adopt.
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People who like pineapple on pizza deserve to be crucified am right fellas?
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>>724100086
use Muhammad next time it's the most common name in the world. maybe Owen would be better tbh.
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>>724100218
>I'm not lying
can you take this one instead. I like akari a lot.
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>>724099856
Try to find a nice quite place to work, maybe a desk job. Motivation comes from accomplishment, so first seek to discipline yourself. Try to apply to a new place every week day. Dont put too much stress on yourself, just do the best that you can. What i like to do is take a relaxed walk around town and check out all of the places i might like to work at. Try not to feel down on yourself, life is hard and people are often self centered. Instead, be glad that you are different. Lastly, find something that relaxes you and apply it to your daily life. The more you relax, the better you will feel :)
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>>724100124
Psychic.
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>almost 20 years old
>lives a privileged, white, middle class life
>has almost nothing go wrong in my life
>still wish I weren't born
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>>724080891
>be me
>used to be autist social outcast
>girls wouldn't give me time of day
>had two socially retard friends that I hung out with
>began lifting w/bros
>after 1 year of lifting begin roiding
>all 3 of us got fitness company contracts for 40k/year our senior year of HS
>began fucking sluts on daily
>still do to fill the gaping void of my inability to have an intimate and meaningful relationship with a decent female which is all my heart wants
>All of those who used to look down on me envy me
>still can't get this girl I'm hung up on because she knows i fucked tons of sluts
>I also have 2 dogs and 23 firearms
>I love dogs
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>>724100011
Which post looks well thought out?
You's a good guy!
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>>724100551
are the dogs your bitches. also pic please of arms or dogs doesn't matter.
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>>724100477
Depression
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>>724100477
Depressed normal guy. You have had pussy 3 times.
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>>724100732
Ya I guess, but it manifests into anger and hatred not sadness
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>>724100770
Impressive
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>>724100688
autistic
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>>724100551
intellectual personality borderline disorder. you're a good guy tho. stop fuccing whores
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>>724100786
You have to find some hobbies that you enjoy, or something that makes life feel worth living

Even if it's drugs
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>>724100842
maybe , never been diagnosed. I've been diagnosed with manic depression though.
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>>724100182
Get a haircut emofag.
Other than that, expand your horizons.
There is much to see and learn out there.
Find a decent doctor and go see a therapist. You are perfectly normal other than you like to be a faggot emo boy.
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I watch movies a lot. I like foreign language movies. No Japanese thou, maybe some of Kurosawas but not anime. I have visited Cyprus, Turkey and Netherlands. I have no pets.
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I vividly see shapes and things all the time and get lost into them, taking the public transportation I can stare at the window for a good hour and see monsters, creatures and amorphic people all the time.
I can't focus into anything and my world gets shut down by this images, I vividly see walls melting, the floor moving or inanimated things talking to each other.
I've done drugs, tons of them back when I was 16-19 but I haven't consumed anything but tobacco and alcohol for the last year.
I don't want to get rid of this, but i don't know if it's a healthy behavior. I think my mind is failing somehow, like how you feel your lungs failing when you run for too long, or how your vision fades after staying awake too much time, I just feel my mind getting worse each day.
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>>724100994
But I'm not an emo boy though, I'm just a plain girl

>inb4 tits or gtfo
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>>724098734
No one? This shit has haunted me for years.
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>>724101108
HPPD probably
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>>724100242
Brainless internet trawler who doesnt know how to think for himself so copies everything he sees. Social chameleon.
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>>724101142
tits or gtfo
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>>724098734
Idk man dreams are kind of fucked up in that way, however the fact that you killed your ferret because of it might make you a psychopath. But, if you haven't done anything since, then I guess you're fine...
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>>724101229
Lol
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>>724098734
that's hilarious.
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>>724100477
You are caught in the mediocre illusion of modern society. Start reading oriental philosophy and take up some outdoors activities.
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>>724101182
this. goes away after a couple years, weed and psychadelics make it worse/occur more often
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>>724100551
Full of yourself. Learn to be humble and appreciate this planet.
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So I made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLSBx1C8WtM
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>>724101108
Don't worry about it though, your mind isn't failing and you're going to be okay. HPPD goes away and it's not killing your brain or anything.
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>>724101142
tits or gtfo
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>>724101514
You're a good animator who tries to be random and edgy to get views
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>>724101624
Lol
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>>724101635
I didn't animate this tho
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>>724101142
Learn to take care of your body. Get in touch with yourself. Spend time looking at beautiful things. Start a garden or plant flowers in your house. Learn to appreciate their natural beauty.
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>>724101578
>>724101345
>>724101182
Thanks fam, I'm neither worried or stressed about it and have seriously learnt to enjoy those phases.
I just saw a video on youtube and HPPD seems to hit the nail. I just think is not really healthy to be like that and it seriously freak people the fuck out when I tell them irl.
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>>724101778
Thanks, I appreciate the advice, I will try to appreciate things more outside of my walls
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>>724101865
I'm glad you enjoy it! Since you can't control it it's good to just own it :)

And don't worry, some people don't understand, but I do. You can just tell them what it is and have them look it up if they're confused so they don't think that you're making it up or a psycho or something
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I need to find a hobby other than masturbating but I'm 21 and not good at shit.
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>>724101731
Then you're everything I said excluding the good animator part lmao
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>>724101986
You don't have to be good at things to take up new hobbies. Learning a new hobby is the first step in your long road to being good at it. Start small, like reading or writing, and find new things to expand your horizons. Go to the library, go outside more so you're more compelled to do things! :)
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Evaluate me based on this
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>>724101514
I hope you're not over 16
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>>724101976
dude your drawing is fucking amazing
>>724101986
4chan is a hobby.
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>>724102077
3edgy5me
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>>724102077
You are pretentious. People dont often laugh at your jokes. You are overweight. You always try to do the opposite of what you are expected to do because you think being different always means being better.
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I inking a porn image of a pokemon right now
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>>724101970
cool man, I've been drawing as a hobby for the last couple of year. I'll learn how to animate and try to illustrate my daydreams in a short video or something.
Having those free trips always cheer me up to do something crazy and creative.
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