Are there surgeries to remove this vein in my dick?

>>724078496
Better get a surgery to recover your foreskin. Poor mutilated soul.

>>724078759
Happy without one tbh

>>724078496
Yup you can try and do foreskin restoration but sadly your parents fucked you over and your mutilated dick will never be the same

>>724078496
So now you made a post about your dry lumpy nasty ass dick xD just cover that shit up no one wanna see dat shit

>>724078496
No, but you can have the penis removed! Your pants will feel roomier.

That is a q tip embedded in your dick not a vein

>>724078496
The head of your dick looks like the surface of Mars.
Does that hurt?

I like my funky dick vein.

>>724078496
you got more problems beyond the q-tip in your dick. The head and shaft are so misshapen I can't imagine even a blind woman would romance that bone

Just grab a knife and carve it out.

Make sure to livestream it

>>724078496
the jews really did a number on you son

>>724083594
ribbed for his pleasure

last time I was with a girl she threw her hands up and said, and I quote, "thank fuck, you're circumcised"

Why? It's fucking hot.

>>724084990
tonight, on shit that didn't happen, a permavirgin makes shit up

Great Dick.

>>724085253
>tv shows and movies talk about how girls thing foreskin is gross all the time
>saggy dicks still think otherwise

>>724085404
my samefag senses are tingling

Just cut it with a knife

>>724078496
Yeah cut your vein out good idea.
God damn people are getting dumber.

>>724078759
>>724079112
>>724080466
>>724080715
>>724084159
Samefag

>>724085462
name and quote 3 tv shows or movies that do this

protip: you can't. it's Stockholm syndrome for someone that got their dick fucked up

>>724084990
Said no one ever....

>>724085253
Haha my dude that's Gold, as in Jews that circumcise love GOLD

>>724078496
Holy shit can you even orgasm?

>>724085728
Haha true lmao

>>724085728
bad moms 38 mins in

several scenes in venture bros.

off the top of my head

>>724085728
anytime uncut dicks are brought up girls always turn up their noses to it in movies

I've got that same vein too but you might want to get the cockasian (kill me) tip checked out

>>724085998
>bad moms 38 mins in
>off the top of my head
>38 minss
>off the top of my head

yeah, sorry for thinking you were fucked up over this

>>724086073
you know who make American movies? jews

as I said
>the jews really did a number on you son

but for "son" substitute America. mudslides and jewed americlaps are the only people still left practicing this barbarism on any scale.

I am glad I have my foreskin so my dick doesn't look like that...

>>724084990
This has happened to me

>>724086633
I'm under the impression most girls secretly like it but would never say that publicly because it's rather inhumane

>>724086315
literately took 2 min to find out how far into the movie it was.

>making that your argument

>believing and trying this hard to prove uncut is better

wonder why cut guys don't have to

>>724086820
Its inhumane to cut off foreskin at birth. What do you mean!?

wait.. wait.. do uncut guys really think they look better and girls like them more then cut? hahah its just like, why can't atheist blah blah troll. they can't really be serious.

>>724084990
she was probably trying to make you feel better for short-stroking and having mayonaise-tasting jew balls

>>724086913
you took 2 minutes to scrub an entire movie for a specific quote and find "several scenes in venture bros", huh?

>being this wrekt over your fucked up dick
>quoting venture bros as a credible source for the health of childrens and adults genitals

kek. what next? what Peter griffin thinks of it? like I said, Stockholm Syndrome son

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>>724078859

God that's gross, sorry bro

>>724087208
... feels bad man

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>>724078496
>Remove Huge Vein From Dick

people would kill for that vein, i love mine.

>>724078496
If you didn't get mutilated, the blood would have had somewhere to go...

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>>724087326
you uncut faggots are always the ones who start the argument, and try to justify you nasty looking dick.
>muh it's natural
>muh mutilated fag
>muh da jews

>>724088925
>it is
>you are
>either that or you're from a line of aids riddled faggots

>>724081446
Underrated

>>724088925
quick, quote 16 Scooby Doo episodes in "2 mins" to justify the irreparable damage done to your penis

only the mudslimes and the jew-addled Americans still do this. thankfully it's going out of fashion in America. nobody can save the mudslimes

>>724078496
Slit your wrist, that should help.

>>724089351
lol act like a relief valve...

>>724088166
That is not a vein, you idiot.

>>724084990
Can't you just pull it back?

>>724090866
>circumsised
>pull it back

dumb bastard