ITT we all live in the same house

You fucking faggots shoudl just die

>>724076098
>ITT we all act like we left our parents basement

>>724076314
you probably bumped the thread cunt,

Why is it so cold in this house all the fucking time?

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>>724076560
Because i need my room to be 12 degrees celsius for optimal computer performance.

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we are waiting -)

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I wish it was that easy, put all the faggots in one place and execute them
>/b/ goes back to being semi okay
>ylyl threads
>troll baits
>copypasta
>memes not popular
>feels good man

>>724076736
That and because nobody paid the damn heating bill!!

>>724076560
Got it for cheap.

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>>724077055
Did you forget to add banana?

S H I T T E R I S C L O G G E D

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>>724077369

>>724077278
Cheap my ass, when the guy came out to deliver the heating oil you called him a sand nigger and can we PLEASE take the Trump 2016 signs out of the front yard!!!!

No more trap porn or I'm burning the fucking place down niggers.

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-)

Guys why do people drive slowly by and stare at our house? I even saw a guy get out to take pictures...

>implying that this board isn't populated 99% by autists and that everyone wouldn't hide in their own rooms

Whoevers killing the hookers you need to do something about the smell

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FUCK THEY'RE HERE DUMP YOUR HARD DRIVES LADS

I'm going to store do you want anything?

>>724078622
Yeah suck my dick real quick

>>724078145
It ain't the hookers, I clean that shit up good. The stink is from everybody jizzing in the fucking shower!!! Shit backs up the pipes and nothing drains right.

Do you have any idea how awkward it is to pay a plumber to snake out 550 pounds of cum?

>>724078622
Yeah get me some extra small condoms a gallon of whole milk and some zip ties

>>724078622
Little Debbie.

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>>724078760

Which one of you niggers shit in the toilet and caused it to overflow?

>>724078874
The fuck are these creepy ass pictures?

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Who ordered these lingerie for women?
>turns around
I know it was one of you faggots

>>724078939
Sorry me and anon were taking a tandem poop

>>724078954
Your new home

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>>724079035
Those are mine

>>724076098
I aint livin in no fuckin Amityville house

>>724079139
I love it.

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>>724076098
hay guise lok wot i gawt heer.

>>724078954
Look like crime scene photos to me.

And could you guys stop torrenting for a minute, I'm on Amazon buying and electric dick twaddler.

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>>724079213
clean up after yourself

>>724077369
GODDAMMIT RICHARD

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Guys we gotta find a way to hide all the illegal shit for when the cops show up, any takers

>>724078622
2 jars of pickles and a grapefruit please >:3

>>724079471
I'll hoop it all.

>>724079252
No need to buy one, community twaddlers are down in the basement

>>724079471
Just no more tranny hooker corpses. I've seen the police poking around the old quarry and they followed around just yesterday.

Anyway, whose turn is it to man the glory hole?

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat and hid my keys?

>>724079471
Let's just dump the bodies in the neighbors backyard and call the cops on them>>724079746

>>724079746
I can't tonight still healing my bleeding asshole from last night

>>724079804
Why don't you make like a banana and SHIT

>>724079804
We took your keys for your own safety anon, nobody should drive a car after mainlining ketamine

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>>724079887
Nah that would be too obvious we gotta sneak around at night and start burying em until they collect

Ok someone's blowing shit up in the yard. How did /k/ get our address

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>>724079887
Oh yes, the cops are going to believe an 85 year old woman gets her kicks from torturing tranny hookers to death

>>724080210
You haven't met my grandma

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Hey there's this creepy looking door. Want to go see what's in there?

>>724080210
OH SHIT NIIGGERS THE COPS FOUND MY PC UNDER THE HOUSE FLOOR! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>724080365
guys we cant open that....not yet...

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>>724080365
No no, its cool. This dominatrix said she needed a dungeon and I rented her some space in the basement.

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>>724080528
Quick bring out the black anons first

>>724080722
whoa whoa whoa. I had an old tv down there playing re-runs of the golden girls. What happened to it?

Anyone ever hear of an anime called Boku no Pico? This nice guy in a van outside the house said I should check it out.

>>724078330
kek

no one does anything ... which is what would happen irl

>>724080774
Perfect plan kek, cops will always take blacks over whites

>>724080969
Its still down there, I just moved into the half bath. Bea Arthur and Betty White together gives me a massive boner

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Hey guys, hope there's room for me...

>>724081070
Yea I had it playing on the big tv last week, the sounds were pretty loud and the cops came in and saw it

>>724079554
Actually make that 2 pickles of grapefruit and a jar please

Guys, I'm short on cash. Anyone wanna go half on a hooker and some coke?

>>724081407
yes on my dick there's room

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can you guys keep it down up there

>>724081469
We can just use one of the dead hookers in the basement

>>724081070
Probably the best show I've seen all year, honestly tho on a serious note, with how open /b/ is with the faggots/traps/rate my dick threads boku no pico isnt even a big deal anymore

>>724081407
Fuck off space nigger, we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want.

>>724081735
No, all the dead hookers are stashed in the shed out back. I had to move them cause the dominatrix was complaining about the smell and wanted to redo the rent agreement.

>>724076098
That's actually a nice looking house! has that, just can't really explain it, but "uniqueness".

>>724081924
Space nigger?

>>724079233
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

Hey guys my 12 year old niece is having to stay with me because she's becoming to sexually active with her older siblings, but I need to go to work, would one of you anons mind watching her for about 16 hours?

>>724076098
busts down the door with a triumphant mya-ha brandishing a chainsaw before slaughtering every last one of you faggots and the torching you shitty house

Which one of you faggot took my fleshlight? That was my grandpa's, he left it to me in his will, it meant a lot to me

>>724081407
bust down the door with a tank flattening you "/pol/ says hi zipperhead!"

>>724081407
"I'd nuke that back into the stone age......"

Why is there no smoke coming out of the chimney, you fags let the fire go out again, didn't you? It's cold as fuck in here

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>>724076098

>>724077512
Sure, I'll just break out the 2020 signs rite now the

>>724082696
>>724082783

You guys are rude...

>>724082360
Yeah, I can do it, I've always been great with kids.

>>724082662
sorry mate used it as a cumbacket in to it and around it. I also left it out for about 1 week so you should throw it out