There should always be a rekt thread.
Couple new things, and fresh content always welcome.
Would appreciate a bump.
I guess Ise gonna be free.
>>724061216
>>724061733
The huge truck was killing them. hiyoooo.com
>>724061733
I won't do pixelated
>>724060699
Checked and holy shit.
>>724060912
Turned on the wipers after impact.
>>724060699
and he just YANKS it out like it's going to help
>>724064362
>mfw the wipers nudged him over the side
>>724063948
>robber has gun in right hand
>sees old man aim for him
>tries to pull a different gun from his left hand
but why
>>724064869
I think he wanted to line both clerks up with two guns, movie style.
>>724064869
This is what you get when your firearms training is from CS and not going to the actual range like Kenny Rogers there.
>>724060699
Wait, that went into his ear? Eye?
these threads just end up annoying me. People are so fucking stupid, rekt threads just remind me of the fact we are surrounding my complete fucking morons. I never feel bad when i see natural selection at work.
>>724063512
Man, that guy didn't seem worried at all that he was stopped halfway in an active expressway lane. Granted the car that hit him was paying zero attention, but no way would I have opened the door on that side of the car. Insane.
>>724065266
Eye per filename
>>724065697
Not only that, since he's only interested in opening right side doors, he's not even trying to hug the wall to get as far over as possible. The stupidity at work here is impressive.
>>724063512
Pink Guy?
>>724066058
Could you rephrase the question?
Love these threads.
Reminds me that slowly but surely the brain dead zombies are being sorted.
>>724061497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
this has been soundtracks of gore thread by smooth dude
>>724061216
Well, there is a crosswalk in the background, one of normal intelligence would think to use it.
>>724061733
Is there a site where I can see all these videos?
>>724066874
4chan.org/b
you're welcome /b/ro
>>724066807
Yet literally not one single person is. They are all taking the longest possible route putting them in the middle of traffic flow for the longest time.
>China
>>724066402
Ey b0ss
>>724066980
I bet you don't even know what they're called. Newfag
>>724066402
This is exactly why I don't live in the city fucking buses
>>724061887
you can see a liquid squirt out of the poor guy.
>>724067006
Guess that's why they create so many offspring.
>>724067470
Yep, likely out of his asshole. wew
>>724067267
>>724061887
That was played in reverse.
>>724067006
They don't use Cyrillic in China dumbfuck.
>>724067610
What does the train driver do in such a situazione
>>724067567
Who, Russians?
The video is from Russia, and Russia has negative birth rates.
>>724067736
Toplel m8
>>724067736
You know how silly you reverse video conspiracists sound?
>>724067821
Sorry, I'm retarded.
>>724067760
Pull the emergency break, wait 3 minutes until the train comes to a stop while contemplating yet another idiot killed on the tracks, then call authorities.
>>724067760
Nothing. It can take up to a mile or more for a train to come to a complete stop.
>>724067911
how about i wish this was reversed
>>724067749
Did you think I was talking about the video I posted...? But I'd say *some* people use Cyrillic over there, so that would be an incorrect statement.
>>724068008
>>724068027
So everyone's journey is delayed because of one dipshit that doesn't mind their surroundinos?
>>724068027
what if they had an electrical line that ran to the back triggering breaks on each individual car of the train?
>>724063512
ey b0ss
>>724068276
may i habe de pucci plz?
>>724068347
No fuk u mane
>>724068242
What do you think should happen? It's an accident, it needs to be investigated. The train can't go anywhere until that's done.
>>724067760
Stamps another "person killed" stamp on the side of the engine.
>>724068446
Internet cafes still exist in 2012?
>>724068446
Based grandpa
>>724068347
no just give ya meat a nice ol rub
>>724068253
Each car has their own brakes already. They just weigh alot.
>>724068606
hey man homless people need internet access to get jobs
>>724068242
Pretty much.
>>724068253
Wouldn't work. Enabling the brakes on each of the cars would not only be expensive, but the weight of each car would still make the stopping distance too long. You might reduce it to about half a km, but you have to account for the G Force inside some of those cars. People and orders can't be destroyed to spare one unintelligent life.
>>724068655
Is multi track drifting possible irl. I doubt the wheel hubs swivel that far
>>724060912
This was on purpose, right?
>>724061497
fuck
>>724068752
You are fucking dumb if you think each car does not have its own braking.
>>724061497
I think I have those exact pliers
>>724061340
Not a Porsche :(
That reminds me. I saw a Ferrari 350 get T-Boned by a shitty 2nd gen fiesta a few weeks ago. Imagine dat feel
>>724067760
"Train driver" here. You pick your feet off the floor so you don't feel the person being cut apart, then you slam on the emergency brakes and report the accident to your dispatcher. Cue lawsuits.
>>724068829
I'm gonna say prob texting or sleeping.
>>724061497
All of my cringe.
What did this guy do?
>>724067470
i think that where his insides
>>724069103
Excuse me, railroad engineer.
Who sues whom usually?
>>724069435
The family. Usually they just sue the railroad, who settles. Occasionally they sue the crew, which is a massive pain in the ass.
>>724061733
I love the Bakky videos. Not into those ones where they shit all over the girls though.
>>724063948
>>724069103
When's the drug test happen?
Not like you could have done anything to prevent the accident.
>>724069559
>su d cru
That's why I asked. It must suck. How does the slice feel?
>>724069559
Well if someone is stupid enough to walk on the tracks with a gigantic fucking train coming they deserve what they get. Its not like a train can sneak up on some one like a smart car.
>>724069103
You're saying you can feel the train run over a person?
>>724067911
DELET THIS
>>724061216
How the fuck did they not see/hear this massive machine barreling towards them? Fucking retards deserved to be bulldozed, kek
I love art deco locomotive engines.
>>724067760
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a10450/death-on-the-railroad-16675879/
https://www.ble-t.org/pr/news/pf_headline.asp?id=10929
>>724069650
Drug test happens almost immediately, you get breathalyzed as well and sometimes they'll pull your cell phone records. Engine and front facing camera also gets downloaded. There's a lot of things you have to do when going over crossings, you can get in a lot of trouble if they find you willfully violated the rules.
>>724069676
Depends on how the train hits them. A sharp bang if the deflect off the plow, really nasty grinding if they get sucked under the wheels.
>>724069691
They can be surprisingly quiet if they're going downhill. Most the fatalities we get are kids walking in the gauge with earbuds in. It does blow my mind when people get hit at crossings; there's usually lights, bells, gates, and the engine's bell and horn.
Why has this become a train thread?
>>724069860
>>724069860
Bruh
Do you even report post?
>>724069610
O U!!
>>724069828
Yup. If you hit them with the engine, at least. If they get cut in half trying to cross your train or something you wont know. I've had my train get hit by a car and didn't find out about it for hours because it was like half a mile back.
>>724060699
FYI the guy is dead the perp is a fucking degenerate debt collector that has a long record of violence and intimidation and is suspected of other murders.
This happened in south africa.
>>724069103
I kick off my flip flops and stick my bare feet onto the floor so I can feel the person being cut apart. Sometimes I can hear the vibrations for their final scream.
Then I clean up my jizz, wash the lotion off my hands and fill out the form.
>>724070325
rolf
>>724070313
It got derailed.
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>724069103
have you ever hit someone?
>>724067760
It says "MAMMA MIA", pasta boy
>>724070603
How far did he gauge it in?
Worked with a few S.Africans. Yku guys are cool beans.
>>724070661
So edgy.
>>724070875
think there was brain damage
>>724070861
Guess this gioco video
>YAHOO
>WOOHOO
>AHAHAHAHAHAA
>>724070560
I can't believe that store clerk shot that poor upstanding man for no reason.
>>724070844
Yeah, a few. Mostly we get animals.
>>724069903
I was doing some reading about this yesterday. Apparently China isn't so much about "look both ways before crossing the street," so much as "just go where you want and it's the drivers' responsibility to go around you." The chink in their plan is that sometimes drivers won't see you, or will be distracted, or their brakes will fail... The list can go on.
>>724071094
Did you ever see someone mangled up beyond recognitone?
>>724070325
Hey, there's only so much room on a boat...
>>724071094
what happened on the people you hit?
>go into rekt thread
>promising start
>people ramble about trains
>some faggot is speaking broken half italian
>what the fuck is going on here
>>724067911
E D G E
>>724071338
>Welcome to 4chan
>>724071289
Come on man that's just cruel.
>downvoted
>>724071190
No, they usually were able to carry them away in a few pieces. Or they just got fucked up, like one car we hit where both occupants were crippled.
>>724071140
Blows my mind how people can have absolutely zero awareness of their surroundings
>>724071531
>car crash
>>724068945
Linemen's pliers are perfect for any task.
>>724071304
I've hit one suicide and had one guy fall into my train. In both cases they get neatly bisect by the wheel. It rides on the rail on a very small surface so you get very clean cuts. Animals haven't been so lucky, I've seen moose get sucked under the train and it looks like a lathe accident.
>>724071338
Foamers ruin everything.
>>724068446
>>724068606
those "internet cafes" are a big problem in the southern united states
the cafes have blackjack and slot machines they put on cabs there and these old people come in to gamble
robbers can make out pretty good by robbing those places
iirc one got robbed couple years ago like the video related and the suspects cleared over 20K in cash, checks, deposit slips etc
>>724071907
I could feel the squish.mp3
>>724071497
I'se trollin'... :(
>>724071497
it's playing in reverse ...
>>724071698
Or even worse, they are aware, yet place the responsibility for their safety, and their fucking kids' safety, in the hands of others. Total strangers.
>>724072131
Kekeke I forgibe
Have this cool new meme ;)
>>724071746
It was a couple who thought it would be hot to fuck in their car on the tracks. They didn't think it through, so when the train was bearing down on them they were tangled up in the backseat and couldn't get out or move the car. They probably thought we'd stop for them. The car was totally destroyed and they had to cut them out with some pretty impressive tools. They sued and the company settled, because America is strange like that.
>>724072368
> Put yourself in situation to be physically hurt
> Let harm come to yourself
Not my fault!
>>724072368
I guess they shouldn't have been
>fucking around
>>724071140
>chink
>>724072545
>>724072368
>>724072297
I liek memes
>>724072368
If you were on the horn before getting to the railroad crossing, how'd they die?
The trains in my area lay on the horn for over a good mile. It's annoying as fuck but they've never run anyone over here.
>>724072806
kek. I should have nominated them.
>>724064555
Someone please edit this w/ the red "Wasted" from GTA
>>724072892
If I assume correctly they're doing this amidst traffic. Why?
>>724072914
>"how'd the die?"
Reading comprehension: F-
>>724064869
>why
niggers
>>724073008
>INCLUDE ME IN THE YLYL 4CHAN DANK MEMES COMPILATION #637
>>724072914
The whole point for them was the danger, they probably just started fucking harder when they heard the horn. They probably thought we'd come to a stop right before their car and they'd wave and drive off and it would be an epic story, bro.
>>724064869
>what is pistols akimbo
Kek but seriously dumb nigger.
>>724067911
i actually feel more sad for this dog then anything else on this thread.
>>724073329
>insane_stunt_bonus.webm
>>724072677
Using blood as lube
>metal as fuck
>>724073154
>>724073261
he doesn't say that they DIDNT die which is something a person would correct if the story was true
this guys a fucking liar
>baited into revealing the lie
>>724073462
why? the video is reversed you stupid fucking inbred goddamn newfag sack of puke
If the railroad engineer is still lurking.
Is multi track drifting possible IRL?
>>724073550
>the joke ------------>
> <-----------(You)
>>724073462
I know anon.
>that last pet on his head before being lowered in to the well
;_;
>>724073494
They didn't die, they got really fucked up. I think they were both crippled. Don't really care if you think it's a fake story, I don't take /b/ that seriously. Just fucking around here because I'm stuck in a hotel and bored.
>>724062857
FAKE. Obviously being played backwards.
>>724073550
flaming on the newfag this hard shows you too are a newfag
>>724073579
No, that shit will go on the ground. You could specifically engineer a car that could do it, I suppose.
>>724073775
How often do you
>train
>>724060912
ya know, now that I think about it, bikes are actually a whole lot safer to drive than cars
>>724073579
>running_in_the_90s.mp3
>>724071140
>chink
Wordplay gets me hard
>>724061216
Story?
>>724072202
>not realizing the joke
>>724073910
Is that a general thread somewhere or just a pun? I don't usually talk about my job in my free time. It's honestly not that interesting and I'm not exactly a wordsmith.
>>724060912
>
did i just watch someone die ? not cool goodbye
Anyone else witnessed a death upclose?
>>724074017
Do tell
>>724064555
lol i always fucking giggle at this shit.
>>724064555
god damn that's fuckin funny
>>724065269
shut the fuck up moralfag.
>>724067006
This is RUSSIA!
>>724074458
Nah I was just busting your chops a bit. It must be cool to pilot a giant machine of any kind. Trains, ships and jetliners are cool af bro
>>724065791
Love how that guy keeps walking hehe
>>724061216
I seriously think that Asians have little-to-no peripheral vison because of their slanty eyes. That's also why they are such bad drivers - they can't see shit.
>>724073494
Except he did say that.
He clearly stated they got crippled in a post before mentioning the car fucking
>>724074702
It has it's moments. Very occasionally you get to do something really cool, but mostly it's the same drudgery and drama as any job but with a lot of legal liability and dangerous working conditions.
>>724074513
I need the story behind this right now
>>724068945
#9s for sure.
>>724074942
>Hospital
>Patient
>Fire
>>724067427
You act like it was the drivers fault
>>724070325
thank god this is reversed.
Cool niggas
>>724061444
nothing better than seeing an asshole driver meet karma face to face.
the guy driving was even protected by god, he had his little cross
Was there ever a fighter jet pilot on /b/ that is the coolest job bar none except astronaut.
>>724070560
It makes me so very happy to see criminal Negroes gunned down. It is best when the beasts are killed.
>>724074690
Holy crap, another person who thinks I was talking about the thing I posted and not what I quoted?
>>724068129
Slow down Jim.
>>724075333
>mind_blown.webm
Checked.
>>724068720
The library has free internet.
>>724061733
why is my dick so hard
>>724071140
eyes too small, gook no see car, car no see gook
>>724070601
More details about feeling people when you hit them, please.
>>724075546
Because you want those 3 guys to spitroast you, faggot.
>>724075246
I would expand that to any asshole who threatens life, but sure
>>724074513
intro to mgsv
>>724072368
>>724074609
Holy shit
>>724075924
What the fuck man
>>724075924
kek
She is actually kind of cute in a Picasso sort of way.
>>724060912
thats a bad day right there.
>>724061216
im starting to think this is legal in china, the i don't give a fuck law. they just got ran over and no one gave a fuck. They turn into human paper after being ran over so much.
>>724076110
Sharia revenge porn law
>>724076450
Who do you think builds the roads?
>>724061444
cant say i feel bad because i dont fuck them both fuck the driver for being a dumb ass and fuck the passenger for being with a dumb ass.
>>724061497
nigger dentist still charged him. I bet word got around about to tooth fairy paying for teeth in nigger land and they started to jack people for teeth.
>>724068446
Vietnam Tom doesn't fuck around.
I'm so happy I can watch all of this and be safe in saying none of this will ever happen to me because I'm not an idiot.
Did anything cool ever occur on /x/?
>>724061733
Russians about to come over and help America be great again. The inbred are waiting.. this happens to there mothers and sisters every night.
>>724074513
when your playing hitman and just say fuck it
>>724063512
the cool guy is no more.
>>724064555
>of mine and men
>>724064555
that 1st bullet wasnt shit. what he shoot him with a bb gun?
>>724075637
He wasn't a police.
He was an architect and he had a lot of money with him. And the thief knew it.
http://www.infobae.com/sociedad/2016/12/18/quiso-robar-una-camioneta-el-dueno-estaba-a-bordo-y-le-pego-tres-balazos/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WD3YMuljD4
>>724065791
dont get drunk and ride the bus.
>>724074523
Was with my granda when he died. We all knew it was coming, so they figured it would be good closure for me to be there. He'd been fighting end stage leukaemia for 8 months. Ever see what that shit does to someone? I was actually glad when he died, because at least he wasn't in pain anymore. Giving a Beretta a blowjob if I ever get diagnosed, fuck that.
>>724067610
hello good bye.
>>724061444
if he hadnt steped hard on the brake he could had just drive through the middle
>>724077913
He could have also easily merged back over.
>>724077614
>http://www.infobae.com/sociedad/2016/12/18/quiso-robar-una-camioneta-el-dueno-estaba-a-bordo-y-le-pego-tres-balazos/
lol 3 bullets, one in each shoulder; and one in the nuts.
perfect near-lethal takedown
>>724070325
thats a lot of work to put a animal back into the ocean.
>>724078204
Damn that black kid knows how to throw a punch.
And orange shirt guy is a fucking idiot.
>>724074609
Always have income protection...
>>724075637
Heeey that happened in my country, Argentina.
Poor guy ended up in jail (the shooter)
>>724073329
someone should of killed dude in the car going fast as fuck.
>>724076869
It's like Christmas
>>724074548
Great hit i hope he didnt recover. morons need to go.
4chan raiding discord
https://discord.gg/H5GTZSC
>>724078204
Justiceboneractivated.zip
>>724075204
lol coast not clear.
>>724075924
Its a good thing he has no balls. We dont them having baby potatoes.
>>724074523
Yeah, and it's a fucked up experience
>be 19
>hard to get a job in my town, decide to join a fishingboat
>be the youngest amongst the crew, oldest aboard were in their 50s
>be docked for the weekend in Iceland
>some crewmember wakes me up, yelling
>"do you know first aid?!"
>mom is a nurse, of course I do
>say yes, follow him to the deck
>one of the oldest guys laying on the ground, apparently can't breathe
>sort of a tradition to prank the new guys, so I thought he was faking it
>his face is literally blue
>immediately start cpr, yell for someone to call an ambulance
Old fucker died there in my arms. He had a massive heart attack, couldn't really have done anything to help him. Still feels shitty as all hell that I couldn't save him though.
>>724070806
Holy shit I haven't seen someone used rofl in a long ass time.
>>724079886
Rolling on the floor kekking
>>724074942
Guy was pissed at a customer in a dialysis clinic, so he showed up with a jar of gasoline and a lighter to even the score.
IIRC, Bulgaria or Romania or somewhere... search fro 'fire at dialysis clinic'
>>724074523
Missed the accident but watched a guy die when I was about 14.
>playing with friends
>hear smash
>run to main road through trees at bottom of road
>biker hit a truck
>blood everywhere
>face ripped
>chest caved in
>sent bro to get my mum as she is nurse
>watched him gurgle
>mum didn't even bother touching him when she got there
Also had a dude burst into flames behind my house
>jogging in polyester suit with non safety matches loose in his pocket along with other shit it stuck on apparently
Neighbours put him out with blankets. Burnt but okay
>>724071140
>The chink in their plan
My fucking sides
>>724079459
Also saw some guy jump of a bridge back when I was like 7.
>>724061216
what do you think yellow is?
>>724080408
>>jogging in polyester suit with non safety matches loose in his pocket along with other shit it stuck on apparently
What the fuck? lol
>>724078204
Excellent foot work and weight transfer on the punch.
>>724080894
A color?
>>724081308
A nigger in motion stays in motion
>>724081788
Harambe's Law
>>724074207
because it's sooo funny ....
>people actually pride themselves on taking jokes so far they arn't funny anymore
why is anyone pretending they understand anything that goes on on this stie anymore it's actually turned into something that you need to look at at least once a week to understand hlaf of whats going on
>>724074650
I dont think he's annoyed at the thread itself, I think he's more annoyed at the people running in front of cars or doing stupid shit and dying from it, cuz it honestly annoys the shit outta me too.
>>724064555
When u nut
>>724076869
fake
>>724068606
in the dominican republic they STILL have internet cafe's.
with a few computers for the poor people who cannot afford internet and a computer
>>724074485
Fuck off back to Facebook fag
>>724082424
Sauce in metadata
>>724082424
seems reasonable to be fake
>>724071289
Kek
>>724081156
Had something similar happen when I used to tend bar. I had a bunch of matchbooks in my front pocket, and as I was walking out of the bar after closing, the matches all stared to burst into flame.
All those match heads burned the fuck out of my leg. Had a 2nd degree burn and a scar that lasted for years.
Only thing I can think of is the matchbook got jostled and opened up and one book of matches must have rubbed against the strike pad on another book.
>>724064555
Can't imagine what that split second of euphoria feels like when he's leaving this earth
>>724061444
trips checked, dat ass.
>>724072677
i stopped as soon as i had that rat at his butt hole.
i AM NOT warping my mind around this shit.
>>724081171
Good eye.
Yep...watch the footwork from the little guy...you can see when he starts to set up for te punch. Big guy steps in with his right foot, little homie goes under his hands and comes up to connect with the chin.
>>724083059
>over 9000 ppl crowd the scene
thatll make it better
>>724073843
No shit einstein
one of the best rekt threads in a while. will soon r.i.p, as it always has and will
>>724072677
hey, what ever gets you off...
>>724076450
its against the law in china to stop on a road unless a light or sign tells you. So if someone crosses the road. And it's not at a light. You can hit them and they are at fault.
>>724084398
I enjoyed it. We will rise again bother.
>>724072677
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>724060912
thats honestly really sad...
>>724072677
Id kick your ass but i wouldn't want to kill the hamster
>>724083059
how many fucking people live at that house?
>>724085408
Yeah, outside of some very fancy driving, there isn't anything the guy could do to avoid that. Life isn't fair sometimes.
>>724068059
>>724069860
>>724071413
>>724073462
>>724067911
Jesus Christ, for once its actually a reversed video. why would u us a rope when you could just throw the dog in..
>>724069580
need sound and or longer webm
>>724068633
>Good 'ol
Fuck your shit
Get it right or fuck right off
>>724074548
just watched this on skateline. dude is okay
>>724065791
What a retarded way to die
>>724073692
k
e
k
top
>>724086975
Oh good. He'll live to do something even more stupid.
>>724072677
gotta bait the snake out somehow
>>724080388
he fucking set himself on fire in the process
>>724088447
"left, right, left"
even my 6 year old nephew knows this shit...
n a t u r a l s e l e c t i o n
anyone know where i can watch a video of real rape?
>>724089077
Best gore has some ok stuff
>>724089271
thanks, i'll check er out